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The Internet buzzed with the question. Was it an April Fool's prank? A favor? Simply bad judgement?
The right-wing blogs contended their nemesis had finally snapped. The left-wing blogs vacillated between justification, denunciation, and simple confusion.
But no one could solve the central mystery: Why had Keith Olbermann, star of MSNBC, decided to devote his Monday night "Worst Person in the World" segment to an obscure sausage seller in Munich?
"I told him he'd pay for it," Schuldig grumbled with something like satisfaction. "To think he'd try poisoning me."
"Don't you mean us?" Crawford asked.
Schuldig shrugged. "Whatever."