Andy waited an unusually long time for Minwoo to pick up the phone before he finally heard the line pick up, and his band mates friendly voice...
“What the hell do you want Andy?” Minwoo demanded over a din of noise.
“Hey, I was bored and wanted to talk.”
“I don’t have time man, Im working. I have a job you know.”
“I...know, I have the same job.” Andy muttered, hoping the low tone would cover the hurt in his voice.
“No, I have a real singing career. Look, I have to go.” And Minwoo hung up.
A few minutes later Andy got the courage to make another call. This time, to Hye Sung.
After a short moment the line picked up. “Hello~?”
“KANG TA?!” Andy shrieked and hung up in a panic.
After the thought of why Kang Ta would pick up the line was directed away from gay sex to Hye Sung being in the bathroom Andy tried another call. Eric.
“Hey Andy what’s up?” Eric answered.
“Im bored, I’ve got nothing to do today.”
“Ah, I can’t come over man, Im busy...you can come meet me though.”
“Where are you?” Andy asked, perking up.
“A strip club, hold on-Bitch, all I got on me is large bills so go push your ass on someone else until I hit the ATM-Alright Im back. Dude can you stop by the ATM for me on your way over?” Eric asked.
“Im busy...” Andy said and hung up.
Who was left? Andy eyed the random ShinHwa CD on his desk and did a head count. Jun Jin was next.
“Jun Jin?” Andy called when he didn’t hear a voice after the line picked up.
“Hold on, I lost my underwear...” Jun Jin muttered.
“What are you doing???”
“Changing. Oh, never mind, I didn’t bring underwear. I have to go shoot Xman soon so I don’t have long, what did you need?”
“I was just bored, never mind...”
“Well, go read a book or Google your name or something.”
“Google my name?” Andy asked.
“Or Google mine, whatever. Look, I got to go, see you man.” And Jun Jin hung up.
Andy sat the phone down and eyed his computer. Google his name... What would he find on ShinHwa sites he didn’t already know? It was better then calling people and getting hung up on at any rate...So he logged on.
What he found, was heart breaking! The only time he was mentioned was when ShinHwa fans were expressing their hate for him! And in the fanfics, mostly erotic, he either wasn’t there or he was some geeky bitch!
Dong Wan picked up his phone pretty quickly. “Hey.”
“Everyone hates me!” Andy cried.
“DONG WAN, ITS ANDY!”
“Andy isn’t here.”
“I AM ANDY. ME.” Andy screamed into the phone.
“Oh, why did you call here looking for Minwoo?” Dong Wan asked in bewilderment.
“...What in the hell are you talking about?”
“Sorry, Im on a quest, I totally pwned this dwarf too.”
“Do I have to log on World or Warcraft to get you to talk to me?”
“Would you?” Dong Wan asked hopefully.
“DONG WAN!!!” Andy cried, literally.
“Alright, I’ll come over. Have some lunch for me when I get there.”
“Look at this one, this girl says Im the ugliest guy she’s ever seen. This one says I am annoying, and this one says she hopes I die!” Andy said, poking the open windows he had up.
“What did they say about me?” Dong Wan asked with a mouth full of pizza.
“This isn’t about you!”
“It could be if you let me use the mouse.”
“Look at these fanfics!” Andy ignored Dong Wan and brought up a few more windows. “Im a MAID in this one and-“
”WOAH what is Minwoo doing to Jun Jin?!”
“This isn’t about-“
”She spelled erection wrong. And Jun Jin is NOT that big. Move over and let me post a comment.”
“WHAT?!” Dong Wan screamed back at him.
“EVERYONE HATES ME!!!”
“What do you want me to do about it?!”
“I...make me feel better.” Andy suggested.
“Let me post the comment and Ill mention you should be the one getting laid.”
Andy burst into tears.
“Alright, alright... Lets kill them.”
“Lets tell everyone we’re having a fan meeting and that everyone but you will be there and when the fans show up, we’ll gas them...Or shoot them. Or blow the building up.”
”Or serve poison snacks.”
“That isn’t a good plan!” Andy snapped.
“Then lets make people like you.” Dong Wan suggested.