Be the Blueblood
You are now the BLUEBLOOD. More specifically, you are now the NAVYBLOOD.
Your name is KANAYA MARYAM and you are quite possibly the MOST INVOLVED TROLL OF YOUR GENERATION.
This is largely due to your WIDE VARIETY OF HOBBIES, since you reasoned it to be far easier for you to DROP OLD HOBBIES as you grew older than it was to OBTAIN NEW ONES.
For example, you’ve become rather adept at BUILDING ROBOTS and you’re already able to MODIFY THEM TO SUIT YOUR CLIENT’S NEEDS. Within reason, of course. This is a very fortunate skill indeed, since it means your lusus, AURTHOR, has a lot of help with HOUSEKEEPING, freeing up your time for your OTHER PASSIONS.
You also greatly enjoy FASHION DESIGN, although, due to the nature of your species, you have been unable to find many INTERESTED INDIVIDUALS to wear your clothes. Trolls, it seems, think fashion is stupid. You think you might be GETTING SOMEWHERE now that your matesprit is wearing them, though.
Your most, ah, PASSIONATE hobby, however, has to be PSYCHOLOGY, a practice in which you sometimes get CARRIED AWAY. Passionately carried away, that is. Despite this, you function as a sort of COUNCILLOR/THERAPIST for your fellow trolls.
You trade your services for FAVOURS, which you collect for various purposes.
You are also the Emperor’s EMISSARY TO THE LANDDWELLERS, which might be important to mention.
It is, as such, not surprising that things get lost sometimes.
Your trolltag is governingAristocrat and Yov Speak In A Clear If Somewhat Archaic Fashion.
Kanaya: Look Around
You are currently in your workshop. This is to say, you are currently in your fashion workshop, since you have two.
It holds various fabrics, differing in colour and material. Since your species is naturally drawn to darker colours, something which you happen to agree with, you attempted to capitalise on this. As such, there are a lot of shades of black to be found.
Naturally, there are some mannequins as well. Since you like to think you specialise in making dresses, most of these are in a female shape. This is absolutely the only reason for this. In actuality, they are training dummies, really, but you make do with what you have.
You were actually working on a purple dress before you were informed by your matesprit’s slave that she would be arriving soon, through one of the terminals you placed in every block. You have to be accessible, after all, and you might end up forgetting a husktop somewhere.
Since then, you’ve been more occupied with making yourself look presentable than with your work. Fortunately, you have equipment that allows you to change out of your working clothes into a garb more suited to the occasion rather quickly. Unfortunately, this means you can’t get back to work without messing up your look.
Oh well, some sacrifices must be made.
Yes, well, you’ve never been very good at sitting still. Or standing still, as the case may be. There must be something you can do?
Ah, yes. You received a report that he blew another hole in his wall a while ago. You may as well see what his deal is.
Kanaya: Check on Client
He is certainly a dissatisfied customer, but then again, ‘dissatisfied’ describes him fairly well, you find.
-- governingAristocrat [GA] began trolling codingGenius [CG] --
GA: Good Evening, Mister Vantas.
CG: OH COME ON!
CG: I2 IT HIGHBLOOD ME22 WITH KARKAT VANTA2 NIGHT?
CG: ALL I NEED I2 2ERKET 2 GRACE ME WITH HER CHEERFUL PRE2ENCE AND I’LL BE 2IX FOR 2IX.
GA: I Do Hope My Cotemporaries Were Not Too Intrvsive?
CG: THAT’2 YOUR JOB, RIGHT?
GA: Vsvally, Yes.
GA: Bvt It May Svrprise Yov That I Am Rather Short On Time Tonight.
GA: Therefore I Wovld Very Mvch Like To Keep This Brief.
CG: THAT 2OUND2 AB2OLUTELY PERFECT 2 ME.
CG: I HAVE A LOT OF WORK 2 GET 2 A2 WELL.
GA: Now Yov Certainly Have Piqved My Cvriosity.
GA: Bvt Yovr Personal Passtimes Are Not Why I Wished To Speak With Yov.
CG: THI2 CODE BE THE MO2T PLEA2ANT 2URPRI2E I’VE HAD ALL 2WEEP.
CG: IT MU2T BE MY WRIGGLING DAY.
CG: WAIT WHAT DO YOU WANT 2 TALK ABOUT?
GA: The Recent Expansion Vpon Yovr Hive’s Air Circvlation System.
GA: There Were Qvite Some Noise Complaints, I’m Given To Vnderstand.
GA: Mostly Made By My Robots.
GA: What Happened?
CG: I LO2T CONTROL AND BLEW OUT A WALL WITH MY OPTIC BLA2T.
CG: YE2 A FUCKING GAIN.
CG: THANK2 FOR POINTING THAT OUT, MARYAM.
GA: The Pleasvre Was All Mine.
GA: I Am Also Assvming The Voices Were Responsible.
CG: I THOUGH YOU WERE GOING 2 BE BRIEF?
GA: Is There Anything Yov Wish To Share With Me On The Topic?
CG: I’M THE 2INGLE TROLL LUCKY ENOUGH 2 BE HATCHED WITH THE ABBILITY 2 HEAR THE VOICE2 OF THE 2OON 2 BE DEAD.
CG: BECAU2E THEY HAVE ALL KIND2 OF NICE THING2 2 2AY THAT I JU2T CAN’T WAIT 2 2PEND A WHOLE NIGHT LI2TENING 2.
CG: 2OMETIME2 THEY CAU2E MY THINK PAN 2 VIOLENTLY CRA2H.
CG: WHICH TEND2 2 BE UNHEALTHY FOR THE 2URROUNDING AREA.
CG: BA2ICALLY I’M A TIMEBOMB OF A TROLL, JU2T WAITING 2 EXPLODE.
CG: AND AL2O AN AWFUL PER2ON, I FEEL I 2HOULD MENTION THAT.
CG: CA2E FUCKING CLO2ED.
CG: THANK2 FOR THI2 ENLIGHTENING CONVER2ATION, MARYAM.
CG: IT’2 BEEN REALLY FUCKING HELPFUL.
CG: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU NEED THAT EXACT 2AME RANT AGAIN.
CG: I HAVE IT 2AVED ON MY COMPUTER.
GA: Yov Continve To Be As Cheerfvl As Ever.
GA: Have There Been Any Noticable Changes In The Behaviovr Of These Voices?
GA: Assvming The Term ‘Behaviovr’ Is Applicable In This Context.
CG: THEY’VE BEEN GETTING LOUDER RECENTLY.
CG: OR MAYBE HIGHER IN FREQUENCY, I GUE22.
CG: WHICH I2N’T FOREBODING AT ALL.
GA: That Certainly Does Sovnd Somewhat Ominovs.
GA: At Any Rate, I Will Have My Robots Make Svre The Strvctvral Integrity Of Your Hivestem Has Not Been Compromised.
GA: If Yov Haven’t Yet Disabled That Fvnction, That Is.
GA: Yov Are Costing Me Qvite A Few Resovrces Here, Mister Vantas.
CG: I PROBABLY HAVEN’T, 2INCE IT’2 A 2UBROUTINE THAT’2 ACTUALLY U2EFUL.
GA: Yov Really Do Need To Stop That, Mind Yov.
GA: Whether Yov Like It Or Not, I Am The One Tasked With Watching Over Yov.
GA: Shovld Yov Prove Too Mvch For Me To Handle, Eqvivs May Replace Me.
GA: With Vriska, For Example.
GA: Or Nepeta.
CG: YOU’RE JU2T PI22ED I 2TOPPED THEM FROM 2ENDING CAMERA FOOTAGE BACK.
CG: WHICH WA2 NOT IN ANY WAY CREEPY AT ALL.
GA: I Confess That Did Leave Me Somewhat Vpset.
GA: And I Have Never Done Anything Less Than Savovry With Said Footage.
GA: How Dare You Svggest Svch A Thing?
CG: 2EE, I WA2 GOING 2 2AY ‘DEFINE 2AVORY’.
CG: BUT THEN I FIGURED I REALLY DON’T WANT 2 KNOW.
CG: ANYTHING EL2E YOU NEED?
GA: Well, Since My Appointment Has Not Yet Arrived, Why Don’t Yov Tell Me What Yov Are Working On?
CG: 2INCE THI2 I2N’T PART OF YOUR REGULAR DUTIE2, WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME HOW MUCH THI2 INFORMATION I2 WORTH 2 YOU?
CG: I’M PRETTY 2URE THERE ARE A FEW FAVOR2 I CAN’T WAIT 2 GET RID OF.
CG: LIKE THE ONE WHERE YOU DON’T TELL EQUIU2 ABOUT ME REPROGRAMMING YOUR ROBOT2.
CG: ALTHOUGH THAT’2 PROBABLY 2 MUCH 2 A2K.
GA: Yov Are Noticeably Improving At This.
GA: Very Commendable Indeed.
GA: Bvt Yes, That Favovr Will Reqvire Something Far More Interesting Than This.
GA: I Am Willing To Trade The Secrets Of Yovr Conversations With Miss Pyrope.
CG: YOU’RE THAT CURIOU2?
CG: I CAN’T BELIEVE MY LIFE I2 THAT INTERE2TING 2 YOU.
GA: Someone Has To Take An Active Interest In Yovr Affairs, Mister Vantas.
GA: Otherwise, Who Wovld Know What Yov Wovld Get Vp To?
GA: Wovld Yov Agree To These Terms?
CG: I THINK I CAN AGREE 2 THEM, 2URE.
CG: CAN YOU?
CG: BA2ICALLY I JU2T WANT 2 2EE YOU 2AY THAT WE HAVE A DEAL, BEFORE YOU MANAGE 2 TRICK ME OUT OF MY INFORMATION OTHERWI2E.
GA: Yov Were Qvite Amvsing For That Split Second Where Yov Tried To Achieve This Withovt Being So Blatant Abovt This Desire.
GA: Bvt Yes, We Have A Deal.
CG: I’M WORKING ON A GAME.
GA: Well, That Was Fairly Anticlimactic.
CG: AND YOU’LL KEEP THINKING THAT, RIGHT UP UNTIL THE POINT WHERE I FINI2H IT.
GA: Yov Have Finally Begvn Work On Yovr Magnvm Opvs, Have Yov?
GA: At Least Make Svre I Get A Copy Of This Magnificent Piece Of Art.
CG: WELL, 2EE, IT’2 A MULTIPLAYER GAME BY DE2IGN, 2O I CAN HARDLY PLAY IT ON MY OWN.
CG: THE QUE2TION YOU 2HOULD A2K YOUR2ELF I2 IF YOU HAVE TIME FOR IT.
CG: IT’2 QUITE AN INVE2TMENT, LET ME TELL YOU.
GA: Then Perhaps I Will Not Be A Very Dedicated Player, Bvt Yov Can Be Assvred That I Will Find Some Time In My Schedvle To Play Yovr Game With Yov.
GA: Althovgh I Insist I Be Informed Of Some Details Before I Begin.
CG: IT’2 AN IMER2IVE 2IMULATION GAME.
CG: THAT’2 PRETTY MUCH ALL I’M GOING 2 TELL YOU OR ANYONE EL2E PLAYING.
GA: When Can I Expect This Vniqve Experience To Reach My Hvmble Hive?
CG: LATER 2NIGHT.
CG: NO, I’M NOT KIDDING.
CG: I’M JU2T THAT BADA22 A PROGRAMMER.
GA: That Still Seems Impossibly Fast.
GA: If I’m Not Mistaken This Is A Relatively Recent Vndertaking.
GA: And It Also Sovnds Like A Rather Massive Project.
CG: I 2TARTED JU2T A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
GA: That Seems Extremely Vnlikely.
CG: WELL, MI22 MARYAM, MAYBE YOU CAN 2PEND 2OME TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THI2 INCREDIBLE RIDDLE I JU2T DUMPED ON YOU.
CG: I’M 2URE YOU’LL ENJOY THE CHALLENGE.
GA: Or I Covld Simply Make Yov Inform Me Of Whoever Is Aiding Yov In This Endeavor.
CG: NICE ATTEMPT AT FI2HING FOR INFORMATION, BUT I’M NOT GOING 2 TELL YOU ANYTHING.
CG: NOT WITHOUT TRADING IT FOR THE BIGGE2T FAVOR I OWE YOU.
GA: Well, That Tells Me Something, At Least.
GA: This Has Been An Interesting Conversation, Mister Vantas.
GA: Well Worth The Favovr And Time I Had To Spend On It.
GA: I Will Leave Yov To Yovr Work.
CG: I’D APPRECIATE THAT.
-- governingAristocrat [GA] ceased trolling codingGenius [CG] --
Aren’t lowerbloods adorable when they’re trying to be devious?
At any rate, it appears your guest has arrived.
Kanaya: Greet Guest
Your hive is really quite spacious, which means it would take far too long to venture down there yourself to open the door and your guest cannot possibly know which of your blocks you’re currently occupying. Fortunately, modern technology offers a solution to this problem and you quickly have one of your robots open the door and let her in, while Aurthor makes both of you a glass of milk.
You’re not entirely too fond of it, but he is so diligent in this task that you really do not have the heart to tell him to stop. You suppose it doesn’t taste too terrible. Your guest tends to enjoy it, though.
You’re not really sure as to why you keep referring to her as ‘your guest’. Everyone already knows it’s Vriska and that she’s your matesprit and that’s why she’s here. You’ve had two conversations about this very event already. You guess it makes it feel more mysterious and enticing? Or maybe you’re just being silly for the sake of it.
Kanaya: Actually Greet Guest
Yes, you suppose your thoughts did wander off slightly. Vriska has already made her way upstairs and now stands before you in one of the dresses you made for her. It’s far more elaborate than anything you wear, since you think the most stylish garments rise out of simplicity, but Vriska has always had a more bombastic personality. This particular dress isn’t as good as the one you’re making for her right now, but you still think it’s a rather fine piece of work. Since you’re the only authority on the subject, you’re undoubtedly correct in this assessment.
Vriska greets you with a wide grin and you smile back at her. Aurthor returns with his milk, once again proving that he has impeccable timing. Vriska sits down next to you and you tell her her slave had been so courteous as to inform you of her arrival, to which she just laughs and you smile with her. You engage in some idle chatter, which isn’t at all difficult, considering that both of you are easy talkers, but soon the topic of your most recent creation-in-progress comes up.
There’s a part of you that would really like to keep it a secret for her until it’s done, but you also really appreciate the input of the only one besides you whose opinion is of any worth on the subject.
What to do?
Kanaya: Show Her
It’s not like she will allow this night’s activities to go anywhere without first being shown her dress, so you may as well indulge her.
You take her hand and lead her towards your fashion workshop. She knows the way by now, of course, but this is your hive, and so she lets you guide her.
You pass by your small library (small in that it is still, in fact, a library), which holds all sorts of manuals, one of which is easily the most interesting, which is why nobody knows you have it. Not even her, and not even him.
Vriska reacts the way she almost always does when you show her a new dress: clearly excited, but in a way that befits a seadweller. She begins inspecting the dress more carefully, reminiscent of how an art critic looks around a museum. If trolls had musea, that is.
She’s also careful not to actually touch it yet. This is your work, after all. She asks a few questions, makes a few suggestions (you smile at every single one, even though she isn’t looking at you) and finally just looks at it again in complete silence, an approving smile on her face. She has torn your dress apart and reconstructed it in her mind, and, in doing so, come to understand and appreciate it better. You can’t help but feel proud.
You ask her if she likes it, a pointless question, of course, but you’d still like to hear the answer. She doesn’t hesitate to point out how stupid a question it is, and how you would be deluding yourself if you thought anyone could not and eventually she finishes by saying that of course she likes it and that she can’t wait until it’s done.
There might also have been something resembling an ‘I love you’ in there, one of the few sentences her accent will never touch.
Before the night’s events can go any further than just a kiss, you hear the familiar sound of Trollian, and your heart sinks. She looks at you, begging you to tell her you don’t have to answer this one, but you’ve had this conversation before, and duty calls.
She is somewhat dejected, of course, but because you’ve encountered this situation often, you have already set up several ways for her to occupy herself while you attend to your duties. She hurries towards the arena, where you have a few robots for her to fight at any given time. They’re quite sturdy and will no doubt provide the challenge she seeks.
In the meantime, you check to see who contacted you.
Well, this is quite unexpected.
-- allegianceTrustee [AT] began trolling governingAristocrat [GA] --
AT: hELLO kANAYA,
AT: pLEASE dON’T sTOP tALKING tO mE,
AT: i kNOW wE aRE nOT sUPPOSED tO tALK tO eACH oTHER,
AT: bECAUSE wE’RE eNEMIES,
AT: aND aLSO aCTUALLY, i gUESS,
AT: bUT i wANT tO aSK yOU,
AT: tO fORGET tHAT,
AT: fOR tHE dURATION oF tHIS cONVERSATION,
AT: bECAUSE tHERE iS sOMETHING,
AT: i tHINK i nEED tO tALK aBOUT,
AT: wITH yOU,
AT: i gUESS yOU aREN’T tHERE,
AT: sINCE yOU hAVEN’T rEPLIED,
AT: tO mE, yET,
GA: I Do Apologise For The Delay.
GA: Well, This Is Certainly An Vnvsval Sitvation.
GA: Excvse Me For A Moment While I Consider My Options.
AT: tAKE yOUR tIME }:)
GA: I Have Reached A Decision.
AT: tHAT wAS pRETTY fAST,
AT: i tHINK,
GA: I Do Take Pride In Being Able To Act Fast.
GA: My Decision Is As Follows:
GA: Regardless Of Ovr Conflict Of Interest I Wovld Like To Offer Yov The Same Covrtesy And Proffesionalism I Offer Every Troll.
GA: So By All Means, Mister Nitram, Do Continve.
AT: bEFORE i dO,
AT: aS yOU sAID,
AT: i tHINK wE hAVE tO sET a cOUPLE oF rULES,
AT: fOR tHIS eXCHANGE,
GA: And What Might These Rvles Inclvde?
AT: oKAY, fIRST,
AT: nOT tELLING aNYONE,
AT: aBOUT tHIS cONVERSATION,
AT: oR tHE cONTENTS oF iT,
AT: uNLESS tHERE iS sOMETHING wE cAN bOTH aGREE oN,
AT: tHAT wE cAN tALK aBOUT,
GA: That Does Sovnd Like A Reasonable Demand.
GA: Assvming Yov Are Bovnd To This Arrangement As Well As I.
GA: In Which Case, I Accept This Condition.
GA: Anything Else?
AT: i wOULD aLSO lIKE tO kNOW,
AT: hOW tO pAY,
GA: Very Well.
GA: I Will Explain My Standard Procedvre To Yov.
GA: In Retvrn For Any Information Or Aid I Provide, My Client (Yov, In This Case) Will Owe Me A Favovr.
GA: The Size Of This Favovr Is, Of Covrse, Dependant On What Yov Ask Of Me.
GA: According To An Exchange Rate Set By Me.
GA: This Favovr Can, In Certain Cases, Be Decided Beforehand.
GA: However, Since This Is Ovr First Session, This Option Is Not Available To Yov.
GA: As Svch, I Will Decide How Yov Can Retvrn This Favovr In The Fvtvre.
GA: Do Yov Vnderstand These Terms?
AT: yES, i dO,
AT: bUt i dON’T tHINK yOU hAVE tO wORRY,
AT: aBOUT cOMING uP wITH a fAVOR,
AT: fOR mE,
GA: And How Do Yov Figvre That, Mister Nitram?
AT: bECAUSE yOU wILL wANT tO eXCHANGE iT,
AT: dURING tHIS cONVERSATION,
GA: That, I Did Not Expect.
GA: I Mvst Say, I’m Impressed.
GA: Yov Have My Vndivided Attention.
GA: What Is It Yov Desire?
AT: i hAVE bEEN eXPERIENCING sOME vERY cONFLICTED fEELINGS,
AT: aBOUT tHINGS aBOUT tO hAPPEN,
GA: And Is This Somehow Related To Your Moirail And His Perfectly Qvaint Rebelion?
AT: nO, aCTUALLY,
AT: tHIS dOESN’T rEALLY hAVE aNYTHING tO dO wITH gAMZEE,
AT: aT aLL,
GA: Yov Will Have To Excvse Me For Being Skeptical Of This Statement.
GA: I Will, However, Not Claim Yov Are Lying Either Vntil Yov Have Actvally Told Me What Is Trovbling Yov.
AT: tHANK yOU,
AT: i tHINK,
AT: tHIS aCTUALLY iSN’T aS eASY tO sAY,
AT: aS i tHOUGHT,
AT: iT wOULD bE,
AT: tO sOMEONE i dON’T rEALLY kNOW,
AT: wOW, yEAH,
GA: That Is Qvite Alright.
GA: Take As Mvch Time As Yov Need.
AT: mY lUSUS iS gOING tO dIE,
AT: vERY sOON,
AT: aND tHERE iS nOTHING i cAN dO,
AT: aBOUT tHAT,
GA: Yovr Lvsvs Is A Virgin Mother Grvb, Yes?
GA: How Is Yovr Relationship With Her?
AT: sHE iS jUST tHE vERY bEST lUSUS eVER,
AT: sHE iS kIND aND sUPPORTIVE oF eVERYTHING,
AT: i dO,
AT: aND sHE hELPS mE pROTECT oUR hIVE,
AT: wHEN iT’S nECESSARY,
GA: Do Yov Know Why She Is Abovt To Meet Her End?
AT: iT wAS aLWAYS sUPPOSED tO hAPPEN,
AT: i gUESS,
AT: wHEN a vIRGIN mOTHER gRUB aBANDONS hER dUTIES tO tAKE cARE oF a gRUB sHE dIES rEALLY eARLY,
AT: bUT sHE aLSO lEAVES sOMETHING bEHIND,
GA: A Matriorb, Correct?
AT: hOW dID yOU kNOW tHAT?
GA: I Do Like To Keep Myself Informed.
GA: This Means Yov Are Responsible For Ensvring Ovr Species’ Progeny.
GA: Yov Mvst Be Very Provd.
AT: i kIND oF aM, i gUESS,
AT: eVEN tHOUGH iT’S a rEALLY bIG rESPONSIBILITY,
AT: bUT i’M rEALLY nOT tHINKING aBOUT tHAT,
GA: Then The Conflicting Emotions Yov’re Feeling Are Entirely Dve To The Sadness Of Yovr Lvsvs Dying And The Pride Yov Feel In Carrying On Her Legacy?
AT: tHAT iS tHE pART tHAT i wANTED tO tALK aBOUT,
GA: I Take It That There Is More?
GA: Bvt It Will Take The Favovr Yov Owe Me.
AT: i dON’T tHINK i oWE yOU a fAVOUR,
GA: I Can Hardly Help Yov Withovt First Having All Relevant Information.
GA: Bvt I Can Only Obtain That Information Throvgh A Favovr Yov Do Not Owe Me Yet.
GA: Qvite The Paradox.
AT: nOT rEALLY,
AT: yOU cOULD jUST oWE mE a fAVOR iNSTEAD,
GA: What A Novel Idea.
GA: To Be Perfectly Honest I Am Beginning To Dovbt Yovr Sincerity In This Conversation.
GA: Yov Don’t Appear Too Vpset With The Death Of Yovr Lvsvs At All.
GA: Instead, Yov Seem More Interested In Mocking My Procedvres.
AT: nO, }:(
AT: dON’T tHINK tHAT,
AT: i rEALLY wANT tO tALK tO sOMEONE,
AT: aBOUT hER,
AT: aND iT lOOkS lIKE yOU kNOW a lOT,
AT: aBOUT wHAT i aM dEALING wITH,
AT: aND wHAT mY rESPONSIBILITIES aRE,
GA: Yov Wovld Really Appreciate My Inpvt?
AT: oF cOURSE,
AT: wHY wOULD i tALK tO yOU,
AT: iF i dIDN’T,
GA: Very Well.
GA: It Seems To Me That The Relationship With Yovr Lvsvs Will Have Been Approximately Ideal.
GA: As Svch, Yov Will Miss Her.
GA: There Is Nothing I Can Say To Yov That Will Change That Fact.
GA: However, Yov Are Also In Charge Of Protecting Her Legacy And I Recommend Vsing That Thovght To Keep Yov Motivated Throvgh Yovr Darkest Moments.
GA: I Don’t Think Yov Will Have A Lot Of Trovble With This, Considering That Yov Appear To Be A Generally Positive Yovng Troll Who Does Not Care Mvch For Appearances.
GA: I Think Yovr Imagination Is Making This Event Worse Than It Will Actvally Tvrn Ovt To Be.
GA: Yes, The Loss Of A Lvsvs Is A Sad Thing, Bvt, Jvdging From This Conversation, Yov Are Strong Enough To Handle It.
GA: Therefore I Think Most Of Yovr Worry And Fear Will Prove To Be Vnfovnded.
GA: Shovld This Not Be The Case, Yov Are Free To Contact Me Again.
AT: i tHINK tHAT wILL hELP mE,
AT: tHROUGH tHIS,
AT: pRETTY wELL,
AT: sO tHANK yOU,
AT: vERY mUCH,
GA: Yov Are Most Welcome.
GA: Now, As For This Favovr Of Yovrs.
AT: tHE dEATH oF mY lUSUS iSN’T tHE oNLY tHING,
AT: tHAT wILL bE hAPPENING,
AT: vERY sOON,
GA: That Is Far Too Vagve To Be Worth Anything, I’m Afraid.
GA: Yov Will Have To Do Better Than That, Mister Nitram.
AT: wHICH iS tO sAY,
AT: mY lUSUS iSN’T tHE oNLY oNE tHAT wILL dIE,
AT: yOURS wILL, tOO,
AT: aS wELL aS eVERYONE eLSE’S,
GA: That Is Qvite A Bold Claim.
AT: aND iT iS nOT tHE mOST sIGNIFICANT tHING tHAT wILL hAPPEN,
AT: bUT iT iS sOMETHING i fEEL yOU sHOULD pREPARE yOURSELF fOR,
AT: iF yOU wANT,
GA: Let Me Make This Very Clear.
GA: I Do Not Believe Yov, And Becavse Of That, This Information Will Not Serve To Free Yov Of Yovr Favovr.
AT: yOU wILL bELIEVE mE,
AT: iN a lITTLE wHILE,
AT: cOULD yOU pLEASE wAIT uNTIL tHEN?
GA: I Will Need A More Accvrate Time Limit, Mister Nitram.
AT: iS wHEN iT wILL hAPPEN,
AT: iS wHEN eVERYTHING cHANGES,
GA: I See.
GA: This Will Have Something To Do With Karkat’s Game, Then.
AT: hOW dO yOU kNOW,
AT: aBOUT tHAT?
GA: Are Yov Willing To Owe Me Another Favovr?
AT: nOT rEALLY,
GA: Very Well Then.
GA: Yov Will Have Vntil Tomorrow Morning For Yovr Prophecy To Come Trve.
GA: I Hereby Consider Ovr Bvsiness Conclvded.
GA: Good Night, Mister Nitram.
AT: i’M cONFUSED,
AT: gOOD nIGHT, i gUESS,
-- governingAristocrat [GA] began trolling allegianceTrustee [AT] --
Tonight suddenly became a lot more interesting, if he was speaking the truth. The connection with Karkat’s game does make his claim somewhat more credible, but you’re still skeptical.
Nevertheless, you have a guest to return to, so why don’t we go be someone else?
A matesprit to return to, damnit.
That’s the absolute last time, seriously.
Your name is TAVROS NITRAM and you REALLY LIKE LIVING.
You think there’s plenty in life to enjoy and you also REALLY LIKE ENJOYING THINGS.
One of the things you enjoy is YOUR GARDEN. It is filled with ALL KINDS OF FLORA, which has arranged itself in A HECTIC BUT EYE-PLEASING MANNER. You like to think so, anyway.
This is not to say you don’t TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT. You really do, it’s just that you like to WATCH THINGS GROW without influencing them too much.
You also like BRIGHT COLORS, which is reflected in EVERYTHING. Your garden, your clothes and your hive. You think this might have something to do with the fact that you can STAND THE SEARING ALTERNIAN SUN. This is a trait unique to your JADE GREEN BLOOD, although what’s unique to you is that you ACTIVELY ENJOY the rays.
You are A BIT STRANGE, when it comes to trolls.
You DREAM of FLYING, and in YOUR DREAMS you CAN FLY. These dreams aren’t really normal either.
Your hive is place in the middle of THE DESERT. A desert that is, as it happens, SWARMING WITH UNDEAD.
You think that you could have chosen a better spot as a wriggler, maybe.
Your trolltag is allegianceTrustee and you lIKE tO bE vERY cLEAR, aBOUT wHAT yOU’RE sAYING, aND wHAT yOU mEAN, bY iT,
Tavros: Look Outside
You look out of the single window of your respiteblock, seeing a lot of sand beyond the circle of green and other colors that is your garden. In this garden is your lusus, a virgin mother grub.
She is looking up at you, her large, white form providing another contrast with her surroundings. She is already beginning to look tired and you would really like to make her last moments happy ones.
She smiles at you and floats up. There is really only one thing you can do now.
You step out of your window and land on top of her and she continues her ascend.
And then some words pop into your think pan that you really shouldn’t be thinking at all.
You look out over the desert and its yellow sand dunes that hide the undead you sometimes have to defend your hive against. And you only defend, really. As long as they leave you and your friends alone, you’ll do the same to them. Your lance isn’t the most useful tool for the job, but you manage. It would be a bit dangerous to attack them, too.
Beyond that horizon are your friends and your enemies. Sea- and landdwellers alike. They fight each other for stupid reasons you don’t really understand. Sometimes you don’t even think you’re one of them at all.
All of them are so far away and you’ve really only ever met three other trolls. From what those three have told you, you’re really kind of glad about that.
Today that’s going to change, though. Today everything is going to change.
You notice you are descending.
Tavros: Land Already
Your lusus touches the ground with a soft thud and you jump off to hold her for those last few moments until her eyes close.
You can’t help crying a little, even though you knew it was coming and even though you’ve been told what’s going to happen soon.
Still, right now, you’re starting to doubt.
Tavros: Make Sure
You know exactly who you need to talk to about that.
-- allegianceTrustee [AT] began trolling causalAnomaly [CA] --
AT: mY lUSUS jUST,
AT: sHE’S dEAD }:(
AT: i jUST wANTED tO mAKE sURE,
AT: tHAT sHE iS gOING tO gET bETTER sOON,
AT: tHAT iS sTILL a tHING,
AT: tHAT iS hAPPENING?
CA: y0u sh0uld kn0ww better than me
CA: the cl0uds t0ld y0u
AT: wELL, yES,
CA: but wwhat
AT: wHAT iF tHE cLOUDS aRE wRONG?
AT: aBOUT tHIS,
CA: can they be wwr0ng
CA: has that evver happened
AT: i dON’T kNOW,
AT: i dON’T tHINK tHEY hAVE,
AT: eVER bEEN wRONG,
AT: bUT jUST bECAUSE tHEY hAVE nEVER bEEN wRONG,
AT: dOESN’T mEAN tHEY cAN’T bE wRONG,
AT: aT aLL,
CA: the p0int 0f y0ur cl0uds is that they sh0ww y0u the future
CA: they cant lie
CA: its n0t in their nature
CA: theyre vvery straight f0rwward and simple
AT: bUT yOUR vOICES aREN’T,
CA: they guide me
CA: they tell me wwhat t0 d0 and wwhen t0 d0 it
CA: but they d0nt tell me wwhats happenin
AT: yOU dON’T rEALLY kNOW wHAT yOU’RE dOING?
CA: i d0nt kn0ww the c0nsequences
CA: but thats 0k
CA: i d0nt havve t0
CA: they kn0ww the c0nsequences
AT: yOU dIDN’T tHINK lIKE tHIS,
AT: bEFORE tHE,
AT: wHY dID tHAT cHANGE,
AT: aLL oF a sUDDEN,
CA: things get a l0t clearer wwhen y0u die
CA: y0ull see
AT: tHAT aCTUALLY sOUND a bIT cREEPY,
AT: a lOT cREEPY, rEALLY,
CA: d0nt ww0rry ab0ut it
CA: wwhatevver wwill happen wwill happen
CA: ww0rryin ww0nt change anythin
AT: cAN i aSK yOU a qUESTION,
CA: wwhat is it
AT: wHY cAN’T i tELL aNYONE,
AT: tHAT yOU’RE sTILL aLIVE,
AT: oR aROUND?
AT: i tHINK a lOT oF oUR fRIENDS,
AT: wOULD rEALLY lIKE tO hEAR fROM yOU,
CA: they d0nt want t00 many pe0ple t0 kn0ww
CA: thats imp0rtant
CA: n0b0dy can interfere with their plans
CA: its bad en0ugh that y0u kn0ww i still exist
CA: evven th0ugh it was m0stly inevvitable
AT: yOU mEAN i wASN’T sUPPOSED tO kNOW,
AT: aBOUT yOU?
AT: i’M sORRY,
CA: theres n0 p0int
CA: that an0maly has already been dealt wwith
CA: y0ure n0 l0nger a pr0blem
AT: i tHINK tHAT, mAYBE, tHAT’S a gOOD tHING,
AT: eVEN tHOUGH yOU jUST mADE iT sOUND lIKE iT wAS a bAD tHING,
AT: aND bASICALLY aWFUL aND oMINOUS,
AT: bUT i tHINK tHAT’S jUST hOW yOU tALK nOW,
AT: sO tHAT’S oKAY,
CA: y0u havve s0methin t0 d0
AT: i sUPPOSE i wILL tALK tO yOU lATER,
AT: iF yOU wANT tO,
-- causalAnomaly [CA] ceased trolling allegianceTrustee [AT] --
AT: gOODBYE eRIDAN,