A muse does not exist in isolation, especially in the age of social media.
First things first, I admit I wasn't sure how to warn or tag for this (do blink-and-you-miss-it references to mythological characters' deaths need to be tagged Canonical Character Death?), so please drop a line if you think something should be added. Check out the end notes for a who's who reference if you need it.
(See the end of the work for more notes.)
And now for a handy who's who guide!
Ianthia/muse of fuck you: worst-muse
Calliope/muse of epic poetry: epicallie
Clio/muse of history: historyrepeatshistory
Erato/muse of love poetry: nothing-rhymes-with-erato
Euterpe/muse of music: sing0muse
Melpomene/muse of tragedy: soverytragic
Polyhymnia/muse of hymns: poly4lyfe
Terpsichore/muse of dance: terpsi-choreo
Thalia/muse of comedy: suchthaliawow
Urania/muse of astronomy: galaxygrrrrl
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