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13 Nov 2012
It only started with phone sex.... Then it became something more.
Sherlock is on detox, and bored. He calls a phone sex line to test a hypothesis. He gets John. Sherlock is intrigued, and calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted...
Story begins prior to 'A Study in Pink'.
Spoilers for first season.
Not actually crack, despite the original prompt on the kinkmeme.
***Abandoned. I will not finish this, so read at your own risk. Apologies for this, but the muse departed long ago.***