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“Oh, wwait, you wwere that cool kid Terezi kelped on about,” Eridan said, sneering. Dave snorted.
“Wrong,” he said. He leaned forward on the table, then reached up and flicked Eridan on the forehead. “I’m the cool kid, present, past and future tense. No way anyone else could come close to this much swag, bro.”
“Swwag? Wwhat the glub is fuckin’ swag?” the sea troll asked, scowling. Dave smirked.
“Oh man, you don’t know? No wonder you were so desperate,” he said, leaning back.
“I’m not fuckin’ desperate!” Eridan shouted, slamming his hands on the table as he jumped to his feet. Dave’s face remained blank as he sipped his coffee. “Er…” the sea troll’s resolve faltered, and he sank back to his seat, trying to hide his lilac blush by hiding behind his scarf. “I wwasn’t desperate. I’m not glubbin’ desperate. I’m Eridan fuckin’ Ampora, human trash, and I’ll havve you know I wwas like a prince to my people!”
”Was, bro, was. Here, I’m still a king, to trolls and humans,” Dave said. “Can’t even walk down the street without bitches crawling all over me, trying to get a piece of Strider action.”
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- Part 1 of Coffee Talk
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ch. 7
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