Work Text:
otters sighed from outer space
looking at meme, back in a race
to gossip and wank on topics forbidden
which from otters and others should remain hidden
nonnies were afraid
mod calls were made
there was some yelling
a little rebelling
attempted distraction with gifs and pix
before naughty memers had to take their licks
and get slapped like kids too contumacious
to be allowed, sneaky and audacious,
to get away with all they wanted
as they each other verbally taunted.
the tragedy though, it was that
spanky wouldn't have had to take out the bat
if memers had done the sensible thing
and spent less time rule-breaking
and instead had taken the route
of asking around and about
(it rhymes in some dialects, I swear)
for help from that intrepid man
-- finally one we can all together stan! --
Lost Frontier hero bisexual nurse Ray
to come and mediate and save the day
and maybe make out with everyone
alien, robot, otter, and human
oid as he solves the crime
and quickly goes to making sexy time
leaving everyone glowingly satisfied
instead of arguing into a snarly knot.
otters sighed sadly and thought,
we like Ray's technique, why can't meme
follow along with this same dream
and eagerly anticipate the moment when
to save the meme space-station again,
Ray pulls out his giant dong
and asks "why can't we all just GET ALONG?"
(fade to black. with lots of sparkly stars.)