Work Text:
I was working on the net, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie site
As I saw "Bono from his bed, began to rise"
And suddenly, to my surprise
I’m reading slash!
Real person slash!
I’m reading slash!
Give ffn the bash!
I’m reading slash!
It caused a system crash!
I’m reading slash!
Real Person Slash!
From the first-time fic, to a bit more kink,
I found a lot more here than you might think
From Bono and Edge I found a new direction
To fool around with the rhythm section!
We’re reading slash!
Real Person Slash!
We’re reading slash!
To LIB we’ll dash!
We’re reading slash!
The guys are going to pash!
We’re reading slash!
Real Person Slash!
Humour fic was a lot of fun
And so inspired me to start one
Starring hyper Bono, snarly Larry,
Adam with his spoon!
The jump from humour, to the next level was quick
To find a drummer doing more than taking the mick
The bassist was flirty, a bit of alright
And the other two were doing it all freaking night!
We’re writing slash!
Real Person Slash!
We’re writing slash!
To LIB we’ll dash!
We’re writing slash!
On the bed they’ll thrash!
We’re writing slash!
Real Person Slash!
Out from the ether, a muse did sing
Seemed he was troubled by just one thing
You’ve got all the pairings, none of the squick
He said, "But whatever happened to Group Orgy Fic?"
We’re writing slash!
Real Person Slash!
We’re writing slash!
To LIB we’ll dash!
We’re writing slash!
On the bed they thrash!
We’re writing slash!
Real Person Slash!
Now everything’s cool we have a home on LJ
And the ffn nasties seem to be well at bay
And while it pains us that this slash is not true
We love a band not averse to sharing a kiss or two!
We’re writing slash!
Real Person slash!
We’re writing slash!
To LIB we’ll dash!
We’re writing slash!
Real person slash!
We’re writing slash!
Making no cash!
We’re writing slash!
Real Person Slash!
We’re writing slash!
Now the boys will pash
We’re writing slash!
Upon the bed they’ll thrash
We’re writing slash!
Real person slash!