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"LOKI" thor hollerd and ran into loki room.

"my boners missing will u help me look for it?"

"ya i'll help you" loki said squirmin uncomfortbly.

"Loki y u squirming uncomfortbly?" thor ask.

"NO IM NOT" Loki said but he's a liar.

"YOU HIDE MY BONER IN UR BUTT" THOR ACUUSE.

"no i didn't!" Loki said

"ok then what"

"carrot" loki lied but he coujldnt get it out.

thor take him to a hospital and Loki had to get butt surgery.

it was a potato.

Thor never found his boner again. he crie evry day.