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6 Jul 2011
Written for a kinkmeme prompt along the lines of:
Poor Molly, always falling for men who don't want her. Poor John, can't get laid.
Jim figures he can kill both birds at once, AND terrorize a few innocents in the process! In the end, Moriarty is the one terrorized (by the power of cunnilingus.)
I'm pretty sure this qualifies as crack.