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The AU Where Time Stands Still (Here is Greenwood)
By Haruka (haruka@ymail.com)
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Shun: So here we are again, stuck in a situation where we can't get any older. Is this some kind of Author conspiracy?
Kazuya: Yeah, first the one who created us, and now these two perverted minds who use us to their own advantage.
Mitsuru: What are you two complaining about? We'll get to stay young and beautiful forever. *Glances at Kazuya* Well, some of us will.
Kazuya: I don't WANT to be beautiful!
Mitsuru: Congratulations! You've succeeded!
Shinobu: It really isn't so bad a deal here. We have a great suite, and the possibilities for sexual innuendo are endless, since we're surrounded with lovely tennis players, demons, and kitty boys.
Shun: Don't forget the Ryudos and the Soumas – Hatsuharu wants to sleep with me – he said so in the online poll! Moo-chan is so cute!
Kazuya: Doesn't matter, you'll end up being betrothed to Shinobu by your families.
Shun: NOOOO! He said he'd keep me barefoot and pregnant if that happened!
Shinobu: It would be fun. Anyway, my cousin Kunimitsu has to have a baby for Atobe Keigo after their betrothal goes through. So why wouldn't you have one for me?
Shun: Because I want to be the DAD! Hey, wait, I don't want this at all, what am I saying?!
Kazuya: Don't worry about it. You're going to be fifteen forever, remember? None of us will ever get married – hell, we'll never get out of high school!
Shun: You're right, Suka. Besides, everyone knows that Shinobu-senpai and Mitsuru-senpai are doing each other, anyway, so it wouldn't be right for me to marry Shinobu.
Mitsuru: Oh dear, Hasukawa's fantasy life seems to be catching. Neither of you nor anyone else can offer a shred of proof about that 'relationship.'
Kazuya: So why don't you just DENY it?!
Shinobu: It's more fun to watch you all suffer from guessing.
Shun: Speaking of suffering, it's no fair that Suka and I are the only ones not having 'fun' yet. Even the kids still working on getting through puberty are doing better in that department than we are!
Shinobu: Want me to put in a good word with the Authors for you?
Kazuya: Why would they listen to YOU?!
Shun: Yeah, what gives you any special pull with the Authors?
Shinobu: Maybe I AM one of the Authors ….
Kazuya/Shun: AAAAUUUGGHHHH!
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(Word challenge - Frustration)
(2005)
Koko wa Greenwood belongs to Nasu Yuki.
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