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In the midst of a very dull summer, Arthur wheedles his way into a bar and into Eames's pants. Cobb despairs.
Once upon a time, there was this Twitter conversation about lap dances and how vital it was for Eames to get one. The end. Contains jailbait!Arthur, public sex, and four stolen lines of dialogue from Death Proof (but none of the death).