MESSAGE FROM FITZ: How's the conference going.
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: Spectacularly well!I struck up a conversation at the bar with Dr. Foster and I am 96% sure she is flirting with me :D
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: !!! JANE FOSTER??? Ask her about traveling to Asgard!! Did she notice any obstruse intersilial light bifurcations?
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: Not now, we're about to do shots
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: Did she talk about hyper-relativity?
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: Yes she thinks it's connected to a flaw in string theory related to the instability of integers in Loop types 394b and 395a
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: Seriously, when she told me about it, it was SO HOT!!!
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: You're so lucky, I can't believe I got stuck here fixing the silly billy gun
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: We're not calling it that! the team will make fun of us again
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: It's the silly billy gun! You love calling it the silly billy gun!
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: I do love calling it the silly billy gun. TTYL Jane is back from the bar with the shots
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: Go easy on them, you know how you get when you drink hard liquor
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: I only did one shot. Jane said I should stay clear headed "just in case"
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: You are totally in.
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: Jane just made a joke about Schrodinger's cat!
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: Pretend it's funny!
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: It was funny!
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: I don't believe you. Schrodinger's cat humor is notoriously iffy.
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: I'll tell you it when I get home. PS her hand is on my knee
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: That is super hot. And I mean that in a non gross way. Sorry.
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: This is like my favorite scientific fantasy and sexual fantasy all in one. Is this a really stupid idea?
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: You have the chance to see Jane Foster naked. Why would you say no? That's like giving up the chance to see Galileo naked.
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: She's a lot prettier than Galileo.
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: Tell her that, that's a really good line.
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: I'm ignoring you now.
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: I was kidding!
MESSAGE FROM SIMMONS: I'm ignoring you now because I'm going up to her room. :)
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: *applause*
MESSAGE FROM FITZ: But seriously, as soon as the sex is done, ask her about the luminal bifurcations.