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Research Session 45; Subject 023; Feb 3, 2014; Initial Interview.

Dr. Williams: - turned on. Okay. Again, Mr. Brady -

Subject 023: I thought you said this was going to be totally anonymous.

Dr. Williams: It will, don't worry. In the final report you'll be referred to as subject...

Mr. Winchester: 023.

Dr. Williams: Yes, and all mentions of your name or any identifying features in the audio transcript will be redacted. You will be nothing more than a point of data.

Subject 023: Okay. Okay. Great.

Dr. Williams: So, Mr. Brady, you understand the purpose of the study we're conducting?

Subject 023: It's, ah. It's about sex?

Dr. Williams: Yes. The questions we need to ask you will be of an intimate nature. Please answer honestly, and in as much detail as possible.

Subject 023: Uh. Okay.

Dr. Williams: You are a 27 year old beta male?

Subject 023: Yes.

Dr. Williams: When did you present?

Subject 023: Uh, 12. Sat down at breakfast one morning, my dad scented me. Wasn't much of a surprise - my family, we're all betas.

Dr. Williams: At what age did you become sexually active?

Subject 023: You mean with, um. With someone else?

Mr. Winchester: Yeah.

Subject 023: 17.

Dr. Williams: What was the gender and designation of your first sexual partner?

Subject 023: Beta female.

Dr. Williams: Can you describe the experience?

Subject 023: It was my high school girlfriend. It was... short.

Dr. Williams: Since then, have your sexual partners been exclusively male, exclusively female, predominantly one or the other, or an even mix?

Subject 023: All girls.

Dr. Williams: And their gender designations?

Subject 023: Almost all betas. I dated one omega for a while, but she was kinda clingy, you know?

Dr. Williams: No. I don't.

Subject 023: All baby this, baby that. Betas are a little more even-keel, know what I mean?

Dr. Williams: Actually -

Mr. Winchester: So you like beta chicks. Nice. You seeing anyone now?

Subject 023: Uh... will this be, uh - redacted, too?

Mr. Winchester: You betcha.

Subject 023: This receptionist, up in billing? Hot little piece.

Mr. Winchester: Nice. She a beta?

Subject 023: Oh, yeah.

Dr. Williams: Are you two sexually active?

Subject 023: Uh, yes.

Dr. Williams: How often do you engage in intercourse?

Subject 023: Three or four times a week.

Dr. Williams: It’s very important for the study that you be as candid as possible.

Subject 023: Well, I mean, this week she had to visit her sister because her kids were sick, but usually -

Dr. Williams: How would you describe your sexual encounters?

Subject 023: Uh... normal? Good?

Dr. Williams: If you were to take a new sexual partner, would you sooner pick a non-beta female or a beta male?

Subject 023: Non-beta female, definitely.

Dr. Williams: Are there any circumstances under which you would be sexually attracted to a beta male?

Subject 023: Well, no. That would be - that would be wrong.

Dr. Williams: Why?

Subject 023: Because - because - look, men and women, alphas and omegas, that’s how it’s supposed to work. Two beta guys, they’d - they can’t have kids.

Dr. Williams: So you consider procreation fundamental to sexual compatibility?

Subject 023: I - I guess.

Dr. Williams: Have you ever found yourself sexually attracted to an omega male?

Subject 023: ...No.

Dr. Williams: But such a pairing would be procreative.

Subject 023: I...

Dr. Williams: Do you remember the basis of your belief that only procreative pairings are desirable?

Mr. Winchester: Cas?

Dr. Williams: Was it something you heard from your parents? At school? Did you ever question it, or did you just -

Mr. Winchester: Cas! I’m sorry, Brady, the good Doc here just gets swept up in stuff sometimes. We’re just trying to, ah - to learn as much as we can.

Subject 023: I thought there was going to be... you know...

Mr. Winchester: Oh, believe me, we’ll get to that.

Subject 023: I’m sorry, you told me your name but I -

Mr. Winchester: Dean Winchester. Call me Dean.

Subject 023: Dean. Are you also a doctor?

Mr. Winchester: Nah, I do repairs here at the hospital.

Subject 023: Oh?

Mr. Winchester: Yeah, believe me, I did not study this shit in school, or else I woulda paid a lot more attention. But I was working late one night, and I heard this commotion from one of the exam rooms, and I find Cas here, needed help fixing his giant -

Dr. Williams: Thank you, Mr. Winchester. Mr. Brady, I think that’s all we need of the initial interview. Are you available tonight for your first session?

Subject 023: Yeah, absolutely. Come back here?

Dr. Williams: To the lab, around the corner.

Subject 023: And, uh, will anyone else be there, or -

Dr. Williams: Mr. Winchester and I are the only staff working on this study.

Subject 023: Okay. Great. So, an alpha and an omega running a study on sex together? That’s cute. Are you two... ?

Dr. Williams: No.

Mr. Winchester: No, no no no.

Dr. Williams: No.

Mr. Winchester: No, no. No.

Subject 023: Okay.

***

Research Session 53; Subject 012; Feb 3, 2014; Observation Room.

Dr. Williams: February third, 2014. Subject 012, an omega male, is performing solitary stimulation, this time without Ulysses or anal stimulation of any kind. Excitement phase beginning at 22:16:02.

Mr. Winchester: This is just wrong.

Dr. Williams: Seems to be doing fine.

Mr. Winchester: Look at him. He misses Ulysses.

Dr. Williams: He’s rapidly approaching plateau phase.

Mr. Winchester: Yeah, where he’ll plateau. This is cruel. Omegas need to be filled up, Cas.

Dr. Williams: Exactly the kind of parochial superstition this data will disprove.

Mr. Winchester: Or prove. Not that you’re biased.

Dr. Williams: Of course not. The data will show what the data will show.

Mr. Winchester: Mmhm.

Dr. Williams: Plateau phase, 22:18:14.

Mr. Winchester: Are you gonna test them fingering themselves too?

Dr. Williams: Do you think we should?

Mr. Winchester: Seems limited to just test a knot or nothing.

Dr. Williams: Good idea. I’ll add it to the docket. I saw you speaking to Dr. Milton.

Mr. Winchester: Huh?

Dr. Williams: Dr. Milton. In psychiatry? I saw you talking the other day, in the cafeteria.

Mr. Winchester: Oh, yeah, Anna. She’s a nice lady.

Dr. Williams: A beta, I think.

Mr. Winchester: Yup.

Dr. Williams: Are you dating?

Mr. Winchester: I don’t know. Maybe. Damn study keeps me busy all the time.

Dr. Williams: If you’re unhappy -

Mr. Winchester: No! Are you kidding? Stay late, watch omegas get themselves off every night?

Dr. Williams: And alphas and betas.

Mr. Winchester: Yeah, but that’s less fun. No, Cas, I ain’t complaining.

Dr. Williams: Well. I want you to be able to have a personal life.

Mr. Winchester: Thanks.

Dr. Williams: Of course, the study is paramount.

Mr. Winchester: Of course. What about you?

Dr. Williams: What?

Mr. Winchester: Seeing anyone?

Dr. Williams: Subject reaches orgasm at 22:21:05.

Mr. Winchester: It wasn’t as good.

Dr. Williams: We will have absolutely no idea until we compare the data.

Mr. Winchester: Look at his face. It wasn’t as good.

Dr. Williams: I’ll have to remember to ask him to come back for your idea, a solitary session with digital anal stimulation.

Mr. Winchester: How did you ever get interested in studying sex when just hearing you talk about it nearly puts me to sleep?

Dr. Williams: Sex is... crucial. It rules our lives, from how we view ourselves to how others treat us to who we spend our days with to our darkest secrets. It’s ridiculous that society just asserts these inane - “omegas all want children”, “alphas are more aggressive”, “betas are promiscuous”. It’s apocryphal, no data to back it up at all.

Mr. Winchester: I’m just saying. You could say “fingering” once in a while.

Dr. Williams: This study is going to be immensely important. Finally, we will have hard -

Mr. Winchester: Heh.

Dr. Williams: - data on how each gender designation responds during sex. Scientific proof, to fight back against the myths and fears and slander. You didn’t mention the study to Dr. Milton, did you?

Mr. Winchester: Anna? No.

Dr. Williams: Good. The politics of this place...

Mr. Winchester: I know, Cas. Last thing I wanna do is wreck the study.

Dr. Williams: I know. Your help, it’s been - resolution phase complete at 22:29:23. Okay Aaron, you can come in now.

Subject 012: How was that?

Dr. Williams: Perfect, thank you.

Mr. Winchester: How was it for you?

Subject 012: I miss Ulysses.

Dr. Williams: Shut up.

***

From: cwilliams@wusl.edu
To: dwinchester@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:41
Subject: Who do we have for tonight?

From: dwinchester@wusl.edu
To: cwilliams@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:42
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

Brady, Suzy, Jenkins.

From: cwilliams@wusl.edu
To: dwinchester@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:44
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

No alphas. Do we have any alphas lined up for this week?

From: dwinchester@wusl.edu
To: cwilliams@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:45
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

Nope. I could try calling Victor again, but I haven’t heard from him in a while.

From: cwilliams@wusl.edu
To: dwinchester@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:45
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

Most subjects jump at the chance to stimulate themselves for money. Why are we having such a hard time getting alphas?

From: dwinchester@wusl.edu
To: cwilliams@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:45
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

Honestly?

From: cwilliams@wusl.edu
To: dwinchester@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:46
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

Why would I want you to answer dishonestly?

From: dwinchester@wusl.edu
To: cwilliams@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:49
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

We don’t like it.

From: cwilliams@wusl.edu
To: dwinchester@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:49
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

Honesty?

From: dwinchester@wusl.edu
To: cwilliams@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:49
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

Christ, Cas. “Solitary stimulation.”

From: cwilliams@wusl.edu
To: dwinchester@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:50
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

You’re claiming that alphas don’t enjoy masturbation.

From: dwinchester@wusl.edu
To: cwilliams@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:50
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

It’s - can we talk about this in your office?

From: cwilliams@wusl.edu
To: dwinchester@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:50
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

On a conference call with the Deans of Obstetrics. This is fascinating - why don’t alphas enjoy solitary stimulation?

From: dwinchester@wusl.edu
To: cwilliams@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:51
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

It’s. You know. It’s not the same.

From: cwilliams@wusl.edu
To: dwinchester@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:51
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

As intercourse? I’d gathered that much. Betas and omegas seem to enjoy masturbation, even if they prefer intercourse. Why are alphas different?

From: dwinchester@wusl.edu
To: cwilliams@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:52
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

These emails are property of the university, aren’t they?

From: cwilliams@wusl.edu
To: dwinchester@wusl.edu
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:52
Subject: Re: Who do we have for tonight?

Switch to private accounts.

From: 67chevy@whomail.com
To: cwilliams@jmail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:53
Subject: Your perverted question

I don’t know what it’s like for betas and omegas, but a hand’s no substitute for another person’s, y’know... tightness. Grip. You need that pressure, milking you out.

From: cwilliams@jmail.com
To: 67chevy@whomail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:53
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

So you’re saying your hand doesn’t provide sufficient pressure on your knot?

From: 67chevy@whomail.com
To: cwilliams@jmail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:54
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

I guess.

From: cwilliams@jmail.com
To: 67chevy@whomail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:55
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

What about... what are they called. Fleshlights?

From: 67chevy@whomail.com
To: cwilliams@jmail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:55
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

You’re serious?

From: cwilliams@jmail.com
To: 67chevy@whomail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:55
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

It’s considered commonplace to use dildos or vibrators.

From: 67chevy@whomail.com
To: cwilliams@jmail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:56
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

Okay, I’m not admitting I’ve ever tried one of those things, but they’re even looser than my hand - they have to be, to let you get your knot in there in the first place. Plus, they’re all creepy and plastic-feeling. No thanks.

From: cwilliams@jmail.com
To: 67chevy@whomail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:57
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

Why not just not knot when you masturbate?

From: 67chevy@whomail.com
To: cwilliams@jmail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:57
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

Then what’s the point? I mean, yeah, I’ll do it, once in a while, if I’m really pent-up or super bored. But I’m just saying, this is why we don’t have any alphas beating down our door.

From: cwilliams@jmail.com
To: 67chevy@whomail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:57
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

Well, it’s seriously affecting the integrity of the study.

From: 67chevy@whomail.com
To: cwilliams@jmail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:58
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

I’ll call Victor again.

From: cwilliams@jmail.com
To: 67chevy@whomail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2014 10:58
Subject: Re: Your perverted question

Thank you.

***

Research Session 73; Subject 034; Feb 6, 2014; Observation Room.

Dr. Williams: I can’t believe she broke Ulysses.

Mr. Winchester: That was a helluva performance.

Dr. Williams: This will set us back weeks.

Mr. Winchester: No it won’t, quit it with the death-squint. She ripped some of the wires, I can run to the hardware store tomorrow morning and good ole Ulysses will be knotting again by nightfall.

Dr. Williams: We should caution the subjects to be more careful with the equipment.

Mr. Winchester: No, we should build tougher equipment. C’mon, Cas, you wanna see how people behave in bed, you can’t tell ‘em to rein it in. People shout, they squirm, elbows get thrown and teeth get chipped. Believe me, I know.

Dr. Williams: I suppose that’s true. I wonder if her EKG will be unusual.

Mr. Winchester: And either way, it tells us something, right?

Dr. Williams: Yes. Good point, Dean. You’re taking to this very quickly.

Mr. Winchester: What, the science stuff?

Dr. Williams: Yes.

Mr. Winchester: What can I say, when it’s about sex I guess I’m an A student.

Dr. Williams: Yes. You are.

Mr. Winchester: Yeah. Well, I’ll clean this up and take Ulysses home for the repairs, you can get out of here.

Dr. Williams: Yes. Actually - I was just going to - I had something I wanted to -

Mr. Winchester: What?

Dr. Williams: You mentioned, a few days ago - alphas, and solitary stimulation.

Mr. Winchester: Oh? Found some new subjects?

Dr. Williams: No, but your description of the problem got me thinking. And I found myself in the lab, and I developed... this.

Mr. Winchester: Uh, okay. What is it?

Dr. Williams: It’s molded elastomer. I made a dozen different batches, but this one showed the most promise - flexible but still firm. I erred on the side of making it smaller, obviously, and I believe that closing the end will create a vacuum -

Mr. Winchester: Cas, did you... did you invent a new fleshlight?

Dr. Williams: I prefer to think of it as a manual stimulation pressure enhancer.

Mr. Winchester: Why is it so... ridgy?

Dr. Williams: It’s inside out. Here, turn it like - my theory is that the ridges would enhance the sensation of being “gripped”, as you put it. See how they flare out and tighten at the base? Almost like a kind of massage for the knot. Do you think we could convince more alphas to participate with the use of this?

Mr. Winchester: Did you try it? Like... on you?

Dr. Williams: No. I don’t have a knot, and I designed it specifically with that in mind. Obviously we should still try to collect data on alphas masturbating with no artificial tools, but if we had something to offer, to... Dean?

Mr. Winchester: I’ll try it.

Dr. Williams: You’ll... what?

Mr. Winchester: Hook me up. Let’s see if it works.

Dr. Williams: I -

Mr. Winchester: C’mon, Cas, we need alphas, and one’s standing right here.

Dr. Williams: Are you sure?

Mr. Winchester: Well, I dunno how it’ll work without -

Dr. Williams: I have slick. I mean, there’s a bottle, we have some artificial, right -

Mr. Winchester: Great. Um. Do you... wanna get back in the observation booth?

Dr. Williams: Right. Yes. Of course.

Mr. Winchester: Okay. And, uh, no judgments here, alright? I haven’t been hitting the gym as hard since I started spending all my nights in this damn lab.

Dr. Williams: Of course not. The purpose of the study is to measure data, not evaluate... one’s...

Mr. Winchester: Yikes. Cold leads. Heh. Gimme a second... everything reading okay?

Dr. Williams: Uh. Um, yes, your levels are coming through clearly. Excitement phase, 23:14:04.

Mr. Winchester: Yeah, okay. Okay. So let’s see, slick this thing up, and, uh... wow.

Dr. Williams: How does it feel?

Mr. Winchester: Definitely - uh - definitely tighter than my hand.

Dr. Williams: Unpleasant like other artificial -

Mr. Winchester: No, Cas, it’s - damn, it really... fucking - really, uh, grips you...

Dr. Williams: That’s - that’s -

Mr. Winchester: Mmm. Fuck.

Dr. Williams: I - I shouldn’t be talking to you, because -

Mr. Winchester: Right, right, yeah, okay. I’ll just... pretend I’m alone. Mmm. Oh, c - christ, this is tight.

Dr. Williams: Plateau, 23:15:32.

Mr. Winchester: I’m serious, you might have to patent this thing, it’s the - nnnh - closest damn thing to skin I’ve ever felt. Ah. God, so tight. Can almost pretend I’m fucking - oh, yeah, oh god, so good. Fuck. Yeah, yeah yeah - mmm, didn’t think it was going to feel this good, Cas. Cas. Oh, Cas, call it, I’m gonna -

Dr. Williams: O - Orgasm, 23:17:23.

Mr. Winchester: Ugh. Gimme a minute.

Dr. Williams: Uh. Okay.

Mr. Winchester: Jesus. Screw the study, let’s sell these.

Dr. Williams: I’m - glad you liked it.

Mr. Winchester: Crap, I got come on my jeans. Oh, man, wait a sec. Did I mess up the study? Was this a bad idea, did I just break protocol? Is this like a science-ethics thing? Can we use the data?

Dr. Williams: The data is fine. We’ll - I’ll just make you a profile. You’ll become one of our subjects, totally anonymized. We’ll do your introductory interview tomorrow. You’ll be subject 002.

Mr. Winchester: Subject 002? There’s not a subject 002 already?

Dr. Williams: No. Uh, I’ll let you finish cleaning up -

Mr. Winchester: Yeah. Might have to take this baby home.

Dr. Williams: Yeah.

Mr. Winchester: I mean, don’t get me wrong. It’s no substitute for a living, breathing omega.

Dr. Williams: Yeah?

Mr. Winchester: Um. I think my refractory period’s over.

Dr. Williams: Yeah.