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Thursday / unnamed groupchat / 7:19 PM GMT

 

sneksnek created a groupchat.

 

sneksnek titled the groupchat what am i doing.

 

sneksnek set the groupchat to Public.

 

sneksnek added xo_angel_xo, newtnoot, dam_adam, salt, anathewitch, brain, and wensley.

 

sneksnek: before u guys ask, im trying the whole socializing thing

 

xo_angel_xo: This is not what I had in mind, Crowley. Meeting people over the Internet is nothing like a real, face-to-face conversation.

 

sneksnek: i think ur just too stuck in the last century

 

xo_angel_xo: No, I am not.

 

sneksnek: mhm

 

dam_adam: well, I think it’s a wonderful idea!! uncle Crowley could use some friends

 

sneksnek: it’s not like i /need/ them u guys are just pressuring me into it

 

anathewitch: we’re not /pressuring/ you, it’s a /suggestion/.

 

sneksnek: bitch it’s pressuring

 

xo_angel_xo: Language!

 

far.rah joined the groupchat.

 

far.rah: bitch fuck ass damn christ shit

 

sneksnek: aight @far.rah is my new best friend

 

far.rah: rlly?

 

xo_angel_xo: :(

 

sneksnek: don’t give me that ur ALREADY my husband u don’t have to be my best friend

 

xo_angel_xo: :(((

 

sneksnek: ...

 

sneksnek: im sorry @far.rah ur getting demoted

 

far.rah: is cool

 

annleigh joined the groupchat.

 

far.rah: noOo

 

annleigh: Farrah...

 

xo_angel_xo: Hello!

 

far.rah: oh so @ mr angel guy can manage a greeting for my sis but not me

 

xo_angel_xo: You said some rather awful things upon entering.

 

far.rah: no no i get it i hate me too

 

xo_angel_xo: I never said I hated you...?

 

far.rah: i stole your spot as your spouse’s best friend lol

 

far.rah: are you guys actually married??

 

xo_angel_xo: Yes.

 

far.rah: coool lol

 

annleigh: Wait, what did Farrah say?

 

sneksnek attached an image.

 

annleigh: Ohhh.

 

dam_adam: bsnjndol wait, what’s going on?

 

dam_adam: we were heading to anathema’s house

 

far.rah: oh hi

 

far.rah: uhhhh lol idfk what happened

 

annleigh: She knows what happened, she’s just lazy.

 

far.rah: no im depressed

 

annleigh: Farrah! We don’t know how old the people here are!

 

sneksnek: ur never too old to know about depression

 

salt: yeah, doesn’t crowley have that?

 

sneksnek: nOoo

 

xo_angel_xo: Don’t lie, dear.

 

sneksnek: ANGELLLL

 

sneksnek: sHUSHHh

 

dam_adam: wait, uncle Crowley is depressed?

 

sneksnek: umumumum

 

sneksnek: yes.

 

far.rah: oh cool depression buddies

 

annleigh: Ah. Um. How old /are/ you, @dam_adam and @salt? I’m not asking in a creepy way!

 

dam-adam: 13

 

salt: 13!

 

dam_adam: @brain and @wensley are too.

 

00kate joined the groupchat.

 

00kate: hi.

 

sneksnek: person!! hello i am tOTALLY used to socializing and making friends :D

 

sneksnek: nasjdkjop u g h

 

00kate: oh, no, i feel you, socializing is difficult lmao

 

00kate: also hang on

 

00kate added chesspiece_.

 

chesspiece_: oh! Hi.

 

xo_angel_xo: Hello! You seem like agreeable people.

 

far.rah: i am falling deeper into the pit of no one liking me

 

xo_angel_xo: I’m really quite sorry, I never meant to offend.

 

far.rah: apology?? accepted ig????

 

sneksnek: hes serious tho he couldnt even call the archangels bastards lololol

 

xo_angel_xo: CROWLEY! They don’t know !

 

chesspiece_: Know what?

 

wensley: Mr. Aziraphale and Mr. Crowley are an angel and a demon!!

 

dam_adam: Wensleydale, they can’t talk about that!

 

wensley: oh. Oops.

 

chesspiece_: Are you guys crazy?

 

far.rah: OH I KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE

 

far.rah: I SAW YOU!!! AT THE TADFIELD AIRBASE!!!! I WAS VISITING ENGLAND WITH ANNLEIGH AND I WAS TOTALLY WASTED SO I WANDERED OFF FROM THAT TINY LITTLE TOWN.....

 

far.rah: LMAO THATS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS IM

 

far.rah: so i WASNT hallucinating when i saw satan sijcbjsia

 

xo_angel_xo: Oh, dear...

 

annleigh: I’m ... very confused ...

 

00kate: what the /fuck/

 

00kate: i don’t know if @far.rah is a reliable source or not so i can’t just say everyone here is insane

 

annleigh: I think everyone here is /lying/.

 

annleigh: Angels and demons don’t get married! They don’t even talk to each other! They are meant to hate each other. Angels are peaceful and loving and protect the world. Demons are chaotic and spiteful! They kill and hurt!

 

sneksnek: lololol we’re not a very good angel and demon then

 

sneksnek: well i mean

 

sneksnek: im not a good demon, aziraphale is a perfect angel 💞

 

annleigh: This defies everything I know.

 

sneksnek: hell yeah it does

 

sneksnek: in fact God is a woman

 

annleigh left the groupchat.

 

sneksnek: oops

 

xo_angel_xo: Crowley!

 

chesspiece_: I mean . . . I guess I can manage being in a chat with crazy people.

 

sneksnek: the only crazy person here is me and that’s that

 

xo_angel_xo: /Crowley/!

 

sneksnek: whaaat?

 

xo_angel_xo: You’re not crazy. ❤️

 

far.rah: ew love

 

chesspiece_: This has been an odd day.

 

chesspiece_: Maybe it’s a dream

 

chesspiece_: I’m gonna go take a nap

 

chesspiece_ logged off.

 

dam_adam: it’s 9pm, all of us should be going too

 

00kate: “all of us”?

 

dam_adam logged off.

 

brain logged off.

 

salt logged off.

 

wensley logged off.

 

00kate: oh. best friends or something?

 

xo_angel_xo: Yes! They are the Them. Quite a nice bunch.

 

00kate: the them? that’s. that’s it?

 

sneksnek: adam’s dog is literally named dog

 

sneksnek: but theyre far more creative than they sound lolol

 

00kate: okay......

 

sneksnek: ok but yeah i have a late-night date with @xo_angel_xo

 

sneksnek logged off.

 

xo_angel_xo: Goodnight!

 

xo_angel_xo logged off.

 

00kate: ugh. time zones. idk why chess is sleeping at this time

 

anathewitch: Fellow American?

 

00kate: yep

 

anathewitch: I live in England, now, but cool.

 

anathewitch: Although your friend DID say they were taking a /nap/.

 

00kate: fair

 

anathewitch: Anyways, it’s movie night with my boyfriend.

 

anathewitch logged off.

 

newtnoot logged off.

 

far.rah: lol ill go too, why not

 

far.rah logged off.

 

00kate: ...


00kate logged off.