Thursday / unnamed groupchat / 7:19 PM GMT
sneksnek created a groupchat.
sneksnek titled the groupchat what am i doing.
sneksnek set the groupchat to Public.
sneksnek added xo_angel_xo, newtnoot, dam_adam, salt, anathewitch, brain, and wensley.
sneksnek: before u guys ask, im trying the whole socializing thing
xo_angel_xo: This is not what I had in mind, Crowley. Meeting people over the Internet is nothing like a real, face-to-face conversation.
sneksnek: i think ur just too stuck in the last century
xo_angel_xo: No, I am not.
dam_adam: well, I think it’s a wonderful idea!! uncle Crowley could use some friends
sneksnek: it’s not like i /need/ them u guys are just pressuring me into it
anathewitch: we’re not /pressuring/ you, it’s a /suggestion/.
sneksnek: bitch it’s pressuring
far.rah joined the groupchat.
far.rah: bitch fuck ass damn christ shit
sneksnek: aight @far.rah is my new best friend
sneksnek: don’t give me that ur ALREADY my husband u don’t have to be my best friend
sneksnek: im sorry @far.rah ur getting demoted
far.rah: is cool
annleigh joined the groupchat.
far.rah: oh so @ mr angel guy can manage a greeting for my sis but not me
xo_angel_xo: You said some rather awful things upon entering.
far.rah: no no i get it i hate me too
xo_angel_xo: I never said I hated you...?
far.rah: i stole your spot as your spouse’s best friend lol
far.rah: are you guys actually married??
far.rah: coool lol
annleigh: Wait, what did Farrah say?
sneksnek attached an image.
dam_adam: bsnjndol wait, what’s going on?
dam_adam: we were heading to anathema’s house
far.rah: oh hi
far.rah: uhhhh lol idfk what happened
annleigh: She knows what happened, she’s just lazy.
far.rah: no im depressed
annleigh: Farrah! We don’t know how old the people here are!
sneksnek: ur never too old to know about depression
salt: yeah, doesn’t crowley have that?
xo_angel_xo: Don’t lie, dear.
dam_adam: wait, uncle Crowley is depressed?
far.rah: oh cool depression buddies
annleigh: Ah. Um. How old /are/ you, @dam_adam and @salt? I’m not asking in a creepy way!
dam_adam: @brain and @wensley are too.
00kate joined the groupchat.
sneksnek: person!! hello i am tOTALLY used to socializing and making friends :D
sneksnek: nasjdkjop u g h
00kate: oh, no, i feel you, socializing is difficult lmao
00kate: also hang on
00kate added chesspiece_.
chesspiece_: oh! Hi.
xo_angel_xo: Hello! You seem like agreeable people.
far.rah: i am falling deeper into the pit of no one liking me
xo_angel_xo: I’m really quite sorry, I never meant to offend.
far.rah: apology?? accepted ig????
sneksnek: hes serious tho he couldnt even call the archangels bastards lololol
xo_angel_xo: CROWLEY! They don’t know !
chesspiece_: Know what?
wensley: Mr. Aziraphale and Mr. Crowley are an angel and a demon!!
dam_adam: Wensleydale, they can’t talk about that!
wensley: oh. Oops.
chesspiece_: Are you guys crazy?
far.rah: OH I KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE
far.rah: I SAW YOU!!! AT THE TADFIELD AIRBASE!!!! I WAS VISITING ENGLAND WITH ANNLEIGH AND I WAS TOTALLY WASTED SO I WANDERED OFF FROM THAT TINY LITTLE TOWN.....
far.rah: LMAO THATS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS IM
far.rah: so i WASNT hallucinating when i saw satan sijcbjsia
xo_angel_xo: Oh, dear...
annleigh: I’m ... very confused ...
00kate: what the /fuck/
00kate: i don’t know if @far.rah is a reliable source or not so i can’t just say everyone here is insane
annleigh: I think everyone here is /lying/.
annleigh: Angels and demons don’t get married! They don’t even talk to each other! They are meant to hate each other. Angels are peaceful and loving and protect the world. Demons are chaotic and spiteful! They kill and hurt!
sneksnek: lololol we’re not a very good angel and demon then
sneksnek: well i mean
sneksnek: im not a good demon, aziraphale is a perfect angel 💞
annleigh: This defies everything I know.
sneksnek: hell yeah it does
sneksnek: in fact God is a woman
annleigh left the groupchat.
chesspiece_: I mean . . . I guess I can manage being in a chat with crazy people.
sneksnek: the only crazy person here is me and that’s that
xo_angel_xo: You’re not crazy. ❤️
far.rah: ew love
chesspiece_: This has been an odd day.
chesspiece_: Maybe it’s a dream
chesspiece_: I’m gonna go take a nap
chesspiece_ logged off.
dam_adam: it’s 9pm, all of us should be going too
00kate: “all of us”?
dam_adam logged off.
brain logged off.
salt logged off.
wensley logged off.
00kate: oh. best friends or something?
xo_angel_xo: Yes! They are the Them. Quite a nice bunch.
00kate: the them? that’s. that’s it?
sneksnek: adam’s dog is literally named dog
sneksnek: but theyre far more creative than they sound lolol
sneksnek: ok but yeah i have a late-night date with @xo_angel_xo
sneksnek logged off.
xo_angel_xo logged off.
00kate: ugh. time zones. idk why chess is sleeping at this time
anathewitch: Fellow American?
anathewitch: I live in England, now, but cool.
anathewitch: Although your friend DID say they were taking a /nap/.
anathewitch: Anyways, it’s movie night with my boyfriend.
anathewitch logged off.
newtnoot logged off.
far.rah: lol ill go too, why not
far.rah logged off.
00kate logged off.