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"You ever think about going back to farming?" Iolaus asked as he played out his fishing line.
Hercules gave him a look that he had no trouble interpreting.
"I'm not crazy."
"Maybe not, but that's a crazy question. You ever think about settling down and working your forge again?"
"Sometimes."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously, have I thought about it? Or have I thought about it seriously?"
"Idiot," Hercules said, affection in his voice. "Have you thought about it seriously?"
"Nah. I'd be bored in a week. And just think of all the trouble you'd get into without me."
"There's always that."