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It's the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup in Canada; patriotism, national team pressure and maple syrup sales are running at an all-time high as the Canadian national team try to assert their dominance over women's football. The first obstacle: the talented French team, in a scrappy game that ends, somehow, as an actual bloodbath...
(Also posted on dittoobvs tumblr).