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"Spike, this sink is disgusting. Your hair dye is all over it."
"Bleach doesn't exactly leave a color trail. Can't pin this one on me, niblet."
"Willow"
"Dawn, I would never do that. Besides, Kennedy does it for me when…"
"TMI. Buffy, you left the sink a mess when you colored you hair."
"First, that stuff isn't yellow. Secondly, I don't dye my hair. I'm a natural blonde." "Yeah, whatever."
"I no longer change my hair color since blondes do not have more fun."
All five looked at the dark brown goop in the sink as realization set in.
"XANDER!"