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"What," says Ucchi.
"They were about to lock lips," Noda repeats, "and Yankumi seemed all into it, but then she caught the kids looking through the door and had to go chase them down." He shrugs. "That's the full story from my little brother."
"Aggh!" Ucchi clutches his head. "Does your little brother not get how long Shin's been waiting for this? We have been working our asses off for Shin for, like, years, and their precious moment gets ruined by a bunch of snot-nosed brats?"
"Ahh, Shin'll have another chance," says Minami. "Remember Yankumi in that crazy girl's house? Totally mating season!"
Noda adjusts his cap. "Yeah, well, I knocked some sense into my little brother, anyway. If Shin never loses his virginity, it ain't gonna be a Noda's fault."
"- hey!" Ucchi brightens. "Okay, Noda - you know where your brat brother's gang hangs out, right?"
Noda grins. He can follow where this is going. "Sure."
"So why don't we stop by," says Ucchi, standing up and lifting a fist, "and give them a little lesson in how the former third year, class four, feels about little brats who poke their noses in where they don't belong and get in the way of the most epically hilarious relationship of all time?"
A general cheer greets this rallying speech. (Hey, it beats hanging out at Noda's place all afternoon.)