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--gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] at 11:03 --

GC: N4K N4K N4K N4K!
EB: doof!!
GC: >:D
EB: :D:D:D
GC: WH4T 1S UP LOS3R HUM4N?
EB: skaia mainly. sup with you?
GC: NOTH1NG MUCH. DR4AW1NG.
EB: whatchu drawing?
GC: N3P 4SK3D M3 TO DR4W H3R POUNC3 D3 L1ON, H3R D34D LUSUS.
GC: SH3 W4S 4 B1G OLD STUP1D C4T, L1K3 TH1S: :33
GC: BUT NOW SH3'S D34D. L1K3 TH1S: X33
EB: :(
EB: thats nice of you i guess
EB: to do that for nepeta.
GC: BUT 1T'S SO H4RD TO DR4W H3R3!
EB: why?
GC: TOO MUCH NO1S3. >:O
GC: STUP1D K4RK4T 1S M4K1NG 4 FUSS 4S USU4L.
GC: YOU SHOULD C4LM H1M DOWN.
EB: me? i thought i always make him angry. O_o
GC: >:} 3X4CTLY.
GC: KK LOOOOOOOV3S B31NG 4NGRY. 1T C4LMS H1M DOWN L1K3 4 CH4RM.
EB: maaaaaaaan. i never would have agreed to this kismet thing if i thought it would be so much work.
EB: i only did it to shut him up basically so he would be my friend.
EB: and to get him of gg's back.
EB: and i thought it would be funny, ok, it seemed like a cool prank.
EB: but thats it.
GC: >;)
EB: really.
GC: LOOK 3GB3RT TH1S 1S NOT HOW 4NY OF US 1M4G1N3D F1LL1NG 4 QU4DR4NT BUT 4 TROLL'S GOTT4 DO WH4T 4 TROLL'S GOTT4 DO.
GC: NOW WORK YOUR HUM4N 34RTH M4G1C 4ND G3T KK GOOD 4ND M4D
GC: SO TH3 R3ST OF US R1GHT-M1ND3D P3OPL3
GC: C4N F1N4LLY G3T ON W1TH OUR D4Y.
EB: slave driver.
GC: 1 4M ONLY DO1NG MY JOB. c3<
EB: ....
EB: ........
EB: c3<
EB: you.
GC: >:}

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --