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Direct Message to ButlerDidIt goddamnit.
1 minute ago

TheJoker
2 minutes ago via TweetDeck

Direct Message from ButlerDidIt Just a note, Master Wayne, that you might consider signing into the correct account first.
3 minutes ago

OldSpice @thegoddamnbatman What does feminism smell like? Here's a hint: It smells like integrity carved out of stone and molded into kevlar. Covered with spikes. And flowers. @FeministHulk
3 minutes ago via FierceTweet

thegoddamnbatman I love the smell of smashing hegemony in the morning. @FeministHulk
4 minutes ago via BatSuite

Direct Message from ButlerDidIt Dishonesty doesn't become you, Master Wayne. It was bribery.
5 minutes ago

Direct Message to ButlerDidIt It was blackmail.
6 minutes ago

Direct Message from ButlerDidIt Yes, sir. You smell very nice. You might consider holding up your end of the bargain, however.
6 minutes ago

Direct Message to ButlerDidIt We both know I smell, Alfred. Like bubble bath. Like lavender and rosemary bubble bath.
7 minutes ago

Direct Message from ButlerDidIt Sir, kindly refrain yourself from responding to the taunts.
8 minutes ago

TheJoker @Batman Awww, why so srs?
8 minutes ago via TweetDeck

Batman @ParkerP I've always wondered that myself.
9 minutes ago via OpenBeak

Batman @TheJoker Keep your day job.
9 minutes ago via OpenBeak

ParkerP @Batman Forgive my professional curiosity, but one wonders how Twitter managed to verify @thegoddamnbatman’s account?
9 minutes ago via web

TheJoker @Batman A chiropterist, eh? I guess you’re guana smell bad at the end of the day! Hahahaha!
10 minutes ago via TweetDeck

OldSpice @TheJoker Look at me. Now back at your superhero. Now back at me. I am the man your @Batman could smell like.
11 minutes ago via FierceTweet

Batman @TheJoker Uh, for the record, my name is George, and I’m a chiropterist. If you’re looking for Batman, try @thegoddamnbatman. It’s verified.
11 minutes ago via OpenBeak

TheJoker Jingle Bells, @Batman Smells! Merrrrrrrry Christmas, Gothamites!
12 minutes ago via TweetDeck

FeministHulk @ButlerDidIt HULK LIKE YOU. HULK THINK SENSE OF HUMOR IMPORTANT PART OF SMASHING HEGEMONY.
17 minutes ago via web

ButlerDidIt We were proud to be involved in such a smashing cause, @FeministHulk.
18 minutes ago via web

TheJoker @BWayne Srsly?
19 minutes ago via TweetDeck

FeministHulk @BWayne HULK PLEASED TO SEE BRUCE WAYNE REALIZE WOMEN MORE THAN ARM CANDY. HULK APPLAUD TIL SMASH!
19 minutes ago via web

BWayne Wayne Enterprises is pleased to announce our partnership in bringing Take Back the Night to Gotham next month!
20 minutes ago via web