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Beyond Panels: A Comics Fanwork Exchange Round 1 (2014)
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Published:
2014-04-05
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83
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1/1
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4
Kudos:
12
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2
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872

now with 110% more sex

Summary:

Rated T for Too bad if you wanted pictures.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

"Would someone, anyone, mind moving? I don't think I can feel my legs anymore."

"You're lucky. I can't even feel my hair."

"..."

"Ellie?"

"A little bit to the left, please, darling. Ohhh."

"You fleshy ones have no stamina."

"..."

"When I was with the Avengers, this sort of stuff never happened."

"They probably just did it when you weren't around."

"Or maybe real superheroes know better than to get affected by some stupid sex pollen."

"... Naw. I mean, have you checked the Internet recently?"

Notes:

... Beyond mind control made me do it?

in fact, now that I look at it, the name of this exchange is really very suspicious. huh.