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Edward Elric, barely sixteen and quite ignorant of mating rituals, has no idea that he's the target of a most pernicious suitor. Faced with the persistent and downright Machiavellian wooing of one Roy Mustang, will Ed emerge unscathed? Or will he become just another conquest for the infamous Colonel, whose ambitions for the Führership take precedence above all else? A romantic tragicomedy for all ages! (Um. All ages over 16, anyway.)