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2010ASBM: Engage in a P2Ep2:tSSoATP2 Christmas special.
You can't do anything as the 2010 Business Magnet because you are Contine Overseer. Period.
Contine: Be Contine a year into the future. (haha yes Project: Midnight)
You can't be Contine a year into the future, because after a year Contine is in Erik Sylvett's hands unconscious.
That is the point.
And?
Fuck, is this P2Ep2:tSSoATP2 or is this Project: Midnight?
This is Christmas.
Let it be the New Year.
It is now December 31, 2009.
2010ASBM: Turn into 2011ASBM.
The 2009 Business Magnet is now the 2010 Busines Magnet.
2010ASBM: Be 2011ASBM a year into the future. (haha yes Session #256)
You are now the 2012 Business Magnet.
And you think Christmas sucks.
Like, you can get everything by alchemizations.
And what about Project: Midnight?
That is Contine Overseer's business.
But Contine is unconscious.
But conscience is un-Combine? Lol?
Fuck you.
Fuck you too.
Let it be Easter.
It is now April 8, 2012.
NO. EASTER 2011.
NO.
YES. AND I HAVE THE BAN HAMMER.
NO. AND I HAVE THE UNIVERSAL DEVASTATION GUN.
BAN
DESTROY
And then the world ended.
The End
WAIT WHAT
Of course, the sequel can't be that short.