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Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two

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2010ASBM: Engage in a P2Ep2:tSSoATP2 Christmas special.

You can't do anything as the 2010 Business Magnet because you are Contine Overseer. Period.

Contine: Be Contine a year into the future. (haha yes Project: Midnight)

You can't be Contine a year into the future, because after a year Contine is in Erik Sylvett's hands unconscious.

That is the point.

And?

Fuck, is this P2Ep2:tSSoATP2 or is this Project: Midnight?

This is Christmas.

Let it be the New Year.

It is now December 31, 2009.

2010ASBM: Turn into 2011ASBM.

The 2009 Business Magnet is now the 2010 Busines Magnet.

2010ASBM: Be 2011ASBM a year into the future. (haha yes Session #256)

You are now the 2012 Business Magnet.

And you think Christmas sucks.

Like, you can get everything by alchemizations.

And what about Project: Midnight?

That is Contine Overseer's business.

But Contine is unconscious.

But conscience is un-Combine? Lol?

Fuck you.

Fuck you too.

Let it be Easter.

It is now April 8, 2012.

NO. EASTER 2011.

NO.

YES. AND I HAVE THE BAN HAMMER.

NO. AND I HAVE THE UNIVERSAL DEVASTATION GUN.

BAN

DESTROY

And then the world ended.

The End

WAIT WHAT

Of course, the sequel can't be that short.