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Avon Avalanche

Double fudge ice cream with chocolate chips. The tast will blow you away!

Baker Street Swirl

Semi-sweet chocolate and caramel ribbons entertwined on a bed of satin-white vanilla ice cream, excited with honey-covered nuts.

Blake's Lucky Monkey

Banana ice cream that gets its crunch from seven nuts: almonds, peanuts, macadamias, walnuts, pistachios, pecans, and cashews.

Creamy Dreamy Calavicci

Smooth Italian frozen custard bursting with split cherries.

Deerstalker Addiction (also packaged as Very Jeremy Ripple)

Coffee ice cream laced with a dark chocolate ribbon and bits of English toffee. If you're addicted to caffeine, you'll love it!

Highland Fling

Rum raisin ice cream with a difference: no "sell by" date! Stock up now for your great grandchildren's enjoyment.

I Scream, U Scream, Starscream

Vain-illa ice cream shot through and through with bitter dark chocolate stars. Treacherously delicious.

Kung Fu-dge

A rice-based frozen confection for the health of body and mind. Flavored with real fudge!

Mondo Odo

A diet-cheater's dream! Put this golden vanilla ice cream marbled with butterscotch and caramel at the front door of your freezer-- looks just like a "Lean Cuisine" frozen dinner!

Mulderberry X-travaganza

Green (is green a flavor?) ice cream chocked full of berries? nuts? candy? What is that stuff? The FDA denies every having received a sample of this product and refuses to sign off on the nutrition label.

Peter, Pop, and Creamy

Equal parts mellow milk chocolate and fresh vanilla bean ice creams.

Professional Praline Passion

Praline ice cream given its bite by hints of cinnamon and ginger.

Quantum Yum

Gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough and hunks of fudge brownie in vanilla or chocolate or coffee or coconut or banana ice cream, depending on the "sell by" date.

Sam's Sweet Surrender

White chocolate ice cream with a blueberry swirl. Comes in its own "Beckett Bucket" for those days when you feel you could eat enough for two.

Scoop o' Scully

Peach ice cream with a strawberry swirl. Available only in half-pints.

SpongeBob SquarePints

Pineapple ice cream brimming with a pirate's booty of spongecake cubes and a snail's trail of strawberry swirl.

Very Villa Vanilla

Smooth. Pure. Complex.