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hoeseok
ive been thinking


suqua
i dont wanna hear it


hoeseok
that maybe

JUST maybe


suqua
pls stop


hoeseok
that for one second the universe might actually be up to something


suqua
you mean fate


hoeseok
no i meant universe

i dont believe in fate


suqua
yeah and i dont believe in true love

srsly hoseok why am i still dating you


hoeseok
you don't believe in true love yet here you are loving me and my fine piece of ass

sure yoongi sure


suqua
weren't you talking abt fate?


hoeseok
no-

its universe

so i was saying

i think the universe is up to something

maybe an asteroid would hit earth and then we all die


suqua
if your goal is to scare me then youre doing a great job


hoeseok
im serious !!

i swear i have this really strange feeling that something would happen


momomonie
guys

i think i have a crush


hoeseok
hallelujah what did i tell you yoongi

i was right :)


suqua
so your comparison of an asteroid hitting earth and namjoon declaring that he finally has a crush for the first time in years is the end of the

wait

what

WHAT


momomonie
i think

i have a crush

i think okay

just i think


suqua
YOU THINK

dUDE WTH THIS IS LIKE A MIRACLE

WHO IS IT


momomonie
haha

uhm well

i don't want to tell


hoeseok
ok you have got to be kidding me

i know the universe is up to something and that means you having a crush

but you not telling us abt this crush of yours is just plain cruel :(


momomonie
you'll just judge my standards

its always like that


suqua
the only thing me and my sunshine judge abt you is your choice of fashion

baggy pants, jesus sandals and loosed shirt is just mehhhhh


momomonie
technically i wore those bc i like them and i'm comfortable with them

which means that you are judging my standards to whatever i like

thus i conclude that you WILL judge who my crush actually is


hoeseok
dont drag your experimental language into this gc

ive had enough of science headaches for one day


suqua
srsly joon

we're your bestfriends

like forever since diaper days

i know it sounds humanely impossible cuz we're from three diff districts but come on


momomonie
kabxjahbdsahhxs

fine

you know kim seokjin?


suqua
....

can i just make a comment?


hoeseok
OMG

the KIM SEOKJIN??

wait everyone knows kim seokjin

ofc we know


momomonie
a comment that's meant to judge my standards in men

OFC you can thank you so very much


suqua
i'll take that as a sarcasm but out of all the people?

he's a narcissistic son of a bell


hoeseok
you gotta do better than that yoongi


suqua
i'm trying here

religion is def not the subject im supposed to enter in but teachers are such asses


momomonie
i don't actually think that he's... narcissistic??


hoeseok
"i'm the most handsome guy between me and my circle of friends"

"oh people would def faint once they catch my flying kisses"


momomonie
i thought you're on my side?


hoeseok
never said i am :)


momomonie
look

he just has self-esteem


suqua
which you dont have

but might as well take some from him


momomonie
but i think he's just really sweet okay?

i mean

deep down?


hoeseok
have you talked to him though?

how could you tell that he's sweet?


momomonie
i bumped to him earlier on my way to maths class


suqua
of course you are


momomonie
shut up i'm trying to tell a story

anyway yes we bumped into each other

as cliche as it is but for some goddamn reason my books flew out of my hands and ended up on the ground


hoeseok
i'm honestly not surprised by this


momomonie
do you want me to continue or not?


hoeseok
yes pls continue


momomonie
i was too scared to even look up at him bc he's like "the most popular guy" in the university and i just had to have a bad day that made me bump into him

he helped me though

he even apologized to me

told me "i'm so sorry i wasn't looking right where i was going. i'll be careful next time" and flashed me that very cute and small smile

took me a minute to realize that he has full PLUMP lips

suqua
sooo

thats your definition of sweet?


momomonie
and saying those sentences before makes it your definition of an asshole?


suqua
ok fine he's not an asshole

but still a narcissist

hoeseok
i'm still processing with the fact that you finally had a crush namjoon


momomonie
which i am pretty sure wouldn't happen and work


hoeseok
ok now thats so low of you :c

you should let him teach you some lessons

tell him that his self-esteem is too much so he has to share with you since yours is a negative one-hundred no doubt


momomonie
rude much?


hoeseok
it's true joon

you're so innocent and sweet i don't get why you see yourself as ugly

you take really good pictures

even better than yoongi

you're also good at writing song lyrics and compose

even better than yoongi

yOUR DIMPLES ARE EVEN ILLEGAL WTH

PLS SMILE MORE OFTEN SO THAT I HAVE A REASON TO WAKE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING


suqua
are you even dating me or do you just want to date namjoon

even my gummy smile is nothing compared to his dimples???


hoeseok
you know i'm doing this to make joon feel better


momomonie
i really do appreciate it hoseok but

this is just a crush?

suqua
first crush since birth tbvh


momomonie
and i'm 100% sure there's no chance for me to interact with him again?


hoeseok
i aint accepting that excuse

one who doesnt appreciate your beauty is alr at the top of my death list


suqua
and blind list for me

as much as i hate it that you liked the guy

even if he loves to brag abt his looks


hoeseok
he's actually really handsome yoongi

dont even deny that


suqua
yeah yeah

a handsome narcissist

even if he's like that, that doesnt stop me from wanting you to actually approach him

i mean

this is your FIRST CRUSH we're talking abt

honestly i think he should be honored


momomonie
yeah and first loves tend to be the most painful


suqua
that is IF you are together already which im sure you both aren't yet


momomonie
he's basically a somebody yoongi and i'm a nobody

i have poor fashion taste

i only love to read and study and compose and write song lyrics

i'm not a funny person to begin with

and god forbid i'd survive a day without breaking something


hoeseok
ok there are a few changes around here

1) you don't have a poor fashion taste. me and yoongi are just messing with you

2) what's wrong with being a nerd? you're a cute and sexy nerd

3) you are literally a SOMEBODY for pete's sakes

4) and yeah i can't really help if you're prone to destroying things


momomonie
: (

see? i'm such an uncool teen

i knew i don't have a chance with him in the first place


suqua
now don't be so hard on yourself

TALK TO HIM

that's the only way okay?


momomonie
you know i'm not the type to start conversations


suqua
and so do i but look where i ended up?

having a beautiful and kind boyfriend

who is also a pervert at times


hoeseok
give me a break babe :(


suqua
i am

now srsly joon

give it a chance and talk


momomonie
i 100% believe that nothing would happen and just assume that i'm just a random stalker who wants to date him


suqua
oh god you are so stubborn

he WILL remember you

everyone who gets so see your face would remember you

i mean

look at me


momomonie
the only reason that we even met is because of hoseok

and the reason why i met hoseok is because i forgot my maths notebook at class and he's the one who kept it

thank god i don't have scribbles of anyone's names at that time


hoeseok
its bc you dont have a crush

oh shit i was in a maths class?

ew, definitely ew

and you look so straight i actually have to bend over my aching back pain

momomonie
you're exaggerating


hoeseok
not until i found out you're asexual

but then you proved to us, me in particular, wrong because apparently you finally had a crush

i knew the universe has something to do with this


momomonie
again

this is just no big deal

its just a happy crush that would go away

there's no way there'd be any event that would have me to encounter him ever again

i might just be watching him from the sidelines as he plays archery at the sports festival


suqua
now that you mention it

momomonie
definitely not


suqua
we ARE lacking one more member in archery


momomonie
the answer is no


suqua
now you're just ruining my plan


momomonie
i never agreed to be a part of it in the first place so put your turning gears off this instant


suqua
you can't stop me


momomonie
you left your kumamon plushie here

do you still want this back?


suqua
i'll reconsider my choice of plans


hoeseok
but joonie :(

this is like something you should actually do something about


momomonie
not worth it

i mean yeah he's handsome and sweet

he really looks like a god

even better than aphrodite

and his voice is just freaking perfect

and his shoulders are just so wide i want to encircle my arms around them

and his lips are so freaking plump wth

okay fine yes i have a crush like a huge one at that

but i'm more than sure that it would go away

and that he sees me nothing more than just a normal student who accidentally bumped into him


suqua
it's actually him bumping into you but fine

and no i still believe that there's a chance

i won't give up on this joon

you WILL do something about this

this is something i've been waiting for you to have all these years

for once in your life let yourself feel what it feels like to have a crush


momomonie
you mean to make me feel the heartbreak and pain because you know there's no chance that his feelings would be mutual to mine

i got that crystal clear


hoeseok
when will you stop being a pessimist honestly

i miss the philosphical kim namjoon


momomonie
he's busy as of the moment


hoeseok
i hate your philosophy schedules

but i think seokjin would love that

everyone loves to hear deep things in life


momomonie
having existential crisis isn't something everyone wants to hear ya know


hoeseok
i know but sometimes people started to think about it as well?

i mean i started to think why humans have to be at the top of the food chain and not apes who are the most similar species we can compare to ourselves on earth


suqua
what hoseok is trying say is that maybe you should start a conversation with him

try to say hi


momomonie
as if it's easy

i don't even know what topic he and i should talk about

how earth works?

why are there colors in the first place?

is everything just in our imagination and we're just having a dream? and that when we wake up we're actually not who we are in our dreams?

i think he'll block me the moment i even asked him why do we have to live in colors and not just plain black and white


hoeseok
i'm pretty sure it's because of headache

even i am starting to get one when you mentioned those

fuck now i'm starting to think why


suqua
jesus christ okay

we'll help you

i'm pretty sure he'll remember you


momomonie
i srsly doubt that

 


 

pinkseok
okay listen

i know you guys are probably overprotective around the people whom i'm hanging around with

but can i just contact one person?

i just bumped to a guy earlier

and i honestly think i saw an angel

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pinkseok
okay listen

i know you guys are probably overprotective around the people whom i'm hanging around with

but can i just contact one person?

i just bumped to a guy earlier

and i honestly think i saw an angel


bunkook
so you're telling us that you saw a stranger whom bumped you "accidentally"

and then saw him to be handsome enough for you to call him angel

and now you wanted to like send him a message?

 

chimcheroo
i worked hard to protect you hyung

pls don't ruin it for me just bc you saw an "angel"

 

pinkseok
you saw taehyung and told me he looks like an angel but did i complained?

i think not

 

taebae
aw jimin really?

 

chimcheroo
.... we agreed not to talk about this hyung

 

taebae
it's okay babe i love you too

 

chimcheroo
!!!!!!

my weak ass heart can't handle this

 

bunkook
yea and my impatient ass can't wait for you two to shut up and let hyung speak

 

pinkseok
tysm kookie

so anyway

can i?

 

chimcheroo
my answer still stands proudly hyung

that is a no from me

like what kookie said

he bumped into you "acidentally"

what if he was planning this all along?

i can't deal with an another asshole who only wants to talk to you bc you're popular, handsome and is the son of the CEO who makes phones that more than half of the entire students in the university own

 

taebae
and us three really don't want you to get hurt :(

 

pinkseok
i appreciate your concerns

but to put it correctly

"i" was the one who bumped into him accidentally

he was actually walking straight ahead and i was so busy looking at the cook book

i swore i saw him trying to avoid me but then shit happens and we ended up on the floor with both are books on the floor as well

 

bunkook
apparently i'm on the floor too bc you wanted to talk to him

i'll defend jimin's decision

my answer is a no

 

pinkseok
you three little brats

when will you ever give me the social life i deserve

i didn't deserve to be locked in a box

 

chimcheroo
and you didn't deserved to be treated like that

only talking to you bc of your reputation?

bc you have good looks?

bc unfortunately the whole university is raided by hungry social climbers?

 

pinkseok
jimin please

that was 3 years ago

 

chimcheroo
and it's still clear before my eyes

just by thinking all those boys who tricked you makes me want to skin them alive

all of them

 

taebae
i might not be as brutal as jiminnie but i agree with him in a whole different level

maybe i'd go with just putting them in the meat grinder ^^

 

bunkook
yours is way more sadistic than jimin's yk

 

taebae
i don't?

 

pinkseok
he looks so innocent okay

an angel

A N G E L

 

bunkook
we know the spelling

yes we get it

 

pinkseok
not the point kookie

 

i meant that he seems innocent

 

chimcheroo
keyword: seems

 

pinkseok
keyword: "is" innocent

 

chimcheroo
me and tae are still not convinced

 

pinkseok
for christ's sakes

am i supposed to be the one to be THIS protective?

am i not the oldest among the four of us?

 

taebae
well

attitude and personality speaking

no you're really not the oldest among us

 

pinkseok
and just when i thought you're on my side

 

bunkook
we just want the best for you hyung

you know that

 

pinkseok
yeah

by making bragging comments about my beauty to everyone and that i wouldn't be dating anyone unless he's as handsome or more handsome than me

i wouldn't be surprised that everyone knows me as the narcissistic asshole of Seoul University

 

chimcheroo
it's the only way to keep them off of you

 

pinkseok
it's hard to put up with the hate comments jimin

you don't even know what it feels like to recieve hurtful adjectives that i didn't even know exists

 

taebae
wait

hate comments?

you didn't told us about this?

 

pinkseok
it doesn't matter anymore

you got what you guys wanted right?

there you go

and now while i see my two bestfriends dating each other

i only get to watch from afar and hoping that i could feel the same thing

i don't want to seem desprate but fuck it guys

i'm human with emotions too

have you guys ever considered that maybe i want to at least try and judge people on my own?

heck this is even supposed to be the other way around

i'm the oldest here and technically is supposed to run this gc and know all advices

 

chimcheroo
we didn't mean it that way hyung...

we were really just trying to protect you

i swear to all my mochi boxes

 

bunkook
as much as i agree with what you said abt seeing jimin and taehyung dating and that you're jealous and i'm jealous as well

we just wanted you to do it bc we know that if you don't, they'll manipulate you

you're a true angel hyung

if a guy likes you for being you then even jimin won't hesitate to let him date you

you really deserve more than this

 


taebae
you weren't borned with such beauty to be toyed like that

the three of us would make sure of it

so even if you'll get angry at us bc we deprive you from socializing and dating others, we would still continue to stop you

until hopefully someone would like you for being you

"perosnality always wins before the face"

we want to see that from the person you're interested in talking to

 

pinkseok
i'm not mad

at least, not anymore

ya'll know how i can't really stay mad at you guys for long

and yeah i understand what you're trying to say taetae

just try to lower down the public affection will you?

you still have 2 single bestfriends

 

chimcheroo
i can't promise but we'll try

i'm also a bit glad you're not mad cuz i've been craving for that turkey you made last christmas

can we have that?

 

pinkseok
if i make you guys turkey, would you let me talk to the mysterious angel i just bumped with?

 

bunkook
that discussion would be taken to dinner hyung

it'll gonna be a long conversation

 

taebae
on the side note

do you know any of his social media accounts you could follow?

 

pinkseok
uh no?

that's why i call him "mysterious angel" taehyung

 

taebae
then how are we even going to solve this

 

chimcheroo
detective work baby

 


 

momomonie
so

kim seokjin is a cooking major

and loves pastries

and also loves chocolate cake

can you believe that

i like chocolate cake too

 

suqua
i thought you're already losing hope

 

momomonie
i didn't said i'd stop finding out his likes and dislikes

 

hoeseok
he apparently has a snapchat account

i believe it is pinkseok ?

 

momomonie
and he likes the color pink

can't he get any cuter than this?

 

suqua
you called kim seokjin

the only guy who is actually even more beautiful than aphrodite

cute

 

momomonie
what am i supposed to call him?

ugly duckling and totally a disaster?

 

hoeseok
that's too much hate in one sentence

 

momomonie
except that it's the total opposite of what i'm trying to say

 

hoeseok
which is?

 

momomonie
a graceful swan and total perfection

 

suqua
again you told me you'll get over it?

 

momomonie
he was walking with those three other dudes okay

and the dudes he's hanging out with are actually hot

a bit disappointed but not surprised

how come my friends aren't hot

 

hoeseok
excuse me what

are you saying my abs, ass and thighs ain't enough to surpass the hotness range?

 

momomonie
you're an exception seok

 

suqua
so that makes me the black sheep of this friendship?

i see how it is

i ain't helping you anymore

 

momomonie
i'm not even asking for help in the first place??

 

suqua
so you're not planning to actually talk to him?

or even follow him on snapchat?

 

momomonie
i might consider

i guess it's better than actually getting caught in real life

what was his username was again?

 

hoeseok
pinkseok

 

momomonie
a cutie and a cute username

how cute

 

suqua
and yet you're telling me you'll get over him soon

i think the fuck not joon

i think the fuck not

 

momomonie
that's what you said when you had a crush on hoseok

 

suqua
we are not talking about my past in this groupchat

again this is all about you

 

hoeseok
i beg to differ but that topic is actually very endearing to me :)

 

suqua
pls babe you already know a lot of embarassing moments of me i think i deserve a break from those

 

momomonie
i think i'll follow him now

one of the guys caught me staringat seokjin

he looks so scary i almost dropped my phone

 

suqua
thank you jesus my savior

 

momomonie
he has those stares that can actually kill

but how does one even have flashy pink hair

i just don't get it

who dyes their hair pink?

 

hoeseok
and i dyed my hair red while yoongi dyed his hair blue

 

momomonie
how does all of you manage NOT to grow bald

 

hoeseok
our hair's as strong as our relationship

 

momomonie
uh pink hair dude is also in a relationship?

with whom? seokjin?

 

suqua
why in the world did you guessed that he dates seokjin

 

momomonie
akjdjsndbe idk

pinky has his arm slinged on his shoulder and has a very protective gaze

tbvh all three of them have

what are they? seokjin's undercover bodyguards?

they're literally glaring at everybody

i swear i just saw the red sea parting

don't they ever get annoyed whenever seokjin says one braggy thing about his looks though?

 

suqua
you know

until now i still can't believe that you actually don't know who they are?

they're basically the most popular students in the university?

 

momomonie
well i'm sorry for living in your precious batcave

 

suqua
don't you dare disrespect my haven

 

hoeseok
and since you two just can't stop arguing like the bitches you guys are

those are park jimin and kim taehyung

the pink haired guy you're talking about is park jimin

and no he's not dating seokjin

he dates taehyung, who has brown curly hair and looked like gucci pooped on him

they're basically seokjin's childhood friends so they're really a close bondage

 

momomonie
what about the other one?

 

hoeseok
other one?

there's an another one?

 

suqua
there's only three of them?

 

momomonie
i mentioned four you blind

F O U R

this is the guy i'm talking abt

 

hoeseok
.... i have a lot of comments about this boy

1) that big black tee suits him so damn much

2) he is H O T

3) his serious expression makes my legs weak

4) how did you even managed to take a picture of him up close when they're literally glaring at everybody?

 

suqua
what am i even doing here dating you hoseok

i feel betrayed

saying compliments about that guy when your boyfriend is already here

 

hoeseok
shut up yoongi i know you like this guy as well

that's exactly your ideal type and you know it

 

suqua
but i have you ???

and personality > face ?????

 

hoeseok
even so

we're talking about IDEAL type

you still admitted indirectly that you find this guy hot

 

suqua
i hate you.

 

hoeseok
love you too peanut

 

momomonie
ok srsly all the cringe and PDA aside

pls someone help me who this guy is

bc honestly i couldn't even look at any of them in the eye especially that dude

he looks like he's gonna kill

altho jimin looks like he'll do worse than just killing

 

suqua
again you could avoid that by just following him on snapchat duh

that's the best way to look without getting caught completely

it's safe for stalkers to look at their crushes

 

momomonie
i'm no stalker

 

suqua
"hs likes chocolate cake and i like it too"

yeah talk to me when pigs finally fly

 

momomonie
fine fine i'll do it

 

hoeseok
his username is pinkseok !!

don't forget it !!

 


 

RM added you as a friend!

 


 

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pinkseok
so

something happened

and i'm not sure if i take it as a positive one or not?


chimcheroo
tell me the name and i'll kill that bitch immediately

name, major, section of class


pinkseok
when will you ever let your guard down

killing is not the solution?

and i don't even think you can kill with those hands


chimcheroo
as much as i respect and love you hyung

fuck you

don't you ever underestimate the power of my hands

you don't know what these things can do


taebae
other than the fact that he gives great handjobs


bunkook
that's so gross hyung

this is a rated 19 groupchat


pinkseok
i def don't need to know that taetae


taebae
^ u ^


bunkook
w heezes

how does one even possibly say such malicious thing then sends an innocent emoji

just

h o w


pinkseok
again back to topic

something happened today

someone followed me on snapchat

 

chimcheroo
and?

don't follow him back

it might be one of your stalkers again

i mean you always do that

right hyung?


pinkseok
haha


taebae
i think he followed back


pinkseok
here's the thing


bunkook
yup

he def followed it back

 

pinkseok
in my defense

the name isn't that scary or screams "stalker"

 

chimcheroo
define "not stalker"

 

pinkseok
his snapchat name is RM

 

taebae
sounds gangster to me

not reliable and def not friendly

 

bunkook
i suggest you unfollow immediately hyung before its too late

 

pinkseok
let me finish first you asswipes

his username is momomonie

does that look gangster to you?

 

taebae
kajdjwjdnjd I TAKE IT BACK

THAT'S SUCH A CUTE USERNAME I CAN'T WHAT EVEN

 

chimcheroo
s ighs

since taetae is basically the epitome of sunshines and cuteness

whatever he says is cute so shall i say that it's cute as well

/reluctantly agrees wt my bf that momomonie is a cute username and NOT a stalker/

 

pinkseok
pls don't overreact chim

there's nothing wrong in following back

and besides

i need more snapchat friends :c

you three blatantly threatened every snapchat user to not follow me so why do i have snapchat if i only have a hundred followers

 

bunkook
a hundred followers whom we trust and our group of friends

and some of them really proved to us that they have no intention of hurting you

and 100 followers in snapchat is a whole lot ya know

 

pinkseok
i need friends who isn't already a part of our own circle of friends

the amount of that particular group can already be counted IN MY HANDS

10 FINGERS JUNGKOOK

 

chimcheroo
okay okay sheesh

we'll let you follow him

IF it really is a him

wait is it a him?

 

pinkseok
does it look like a girl to you, jimin

 

chimcheroo
hint of sarcasm detected

this is definitely a male

 

bunkook
there was this random guy staring at us earlier

particularly seokjin hyung

 

chimcheroo
omg i thought i'm the only one who noticed

i gave him the stink-eye

he looks innocent though since he almost dropped his phone in the process when i looked at him

 

pinkseok
was it really a sin to stare at me

you two can't be serious

 

taebae
in their defense

they were giving these dirty looks

and what i mean dirty, i meant "i want to fuck him raw" kind of dirty

 

pinkseok
... you don't have to be too blunt about that taehyung

and what does this guy looked like?

 

bunkook
can't really tell since he's wearing a black cap and a surgical mask

i'm guessing he has a cold

but he also wears baggy pants which is definitely not my top choice of bottom clothing

 

pinkseok
maybe he likes to wear comfortable clothes

unlike somebody who prefers to wear skinny jeans as if he doesn't want to let any blood circulate his legs

like seriously jimin have mercy on those beautiful and glorious thighs

 

chimcheroo
excuse me?

that's what you call FASHION

baggy pants is so old-school

 

pinkseok
i like being old-school

 

taebae
aw you plan to talk to him hyung?

 

pinkseok
would you let me?

 

taebae
no ^^

 

bunkook
ouch

 

pinkseok
i still have cooking classes so don't wait for me kookie

 

bunkook
be careful on your way

 

pinkseok
does that imply for me to be careful because i might be bumping to that mysterious angel again?

 


bunkook
yes

 

chimcheroo
yes c:

 

taebae
yes ^^

 

pinkseok
fuck ya'll off

 


 

 


 

momomonie
he has a dog

 

suqua
who now?

 

momomonie
seokjin

omfg his dog is so cute

i wonder what name and if it's a male or female

 

hoeseok
how did you know that he has a dog?

 

momomonie
in his snaps?

i followed him on snapchat remember?

 

hoeseok
oh yeah

now i remember

now i miss mickey :(

 

suqua
he's safe at the apartment seokkie

we really can't bring him to school unless you want the dean to take mickey away

and for the record, namjoon

holly is way cuter

 

momomonie
holly does nothing but eat and sleep

he doesn't even like to be taken out for walks

and lastly, holly is a damn male

who are you trying to trick yoongi

 

suqua
nothing in particular

but if you insist then maybe any heterosexual

 

momomonie
whatever seokjin's dog is much cuter than holly

i love rap monster but his dog just makes me just as soft

 

suqua
in this case you're literally whipped as cream

 

momomonie
shut up i'm just being honest

 

suqua
and that is you denying

you can't fool me joon

now go talk to him

 

hoeseok
i almost forgot that you had a crush on him

so when are you going to confess your undying love for him? :)

 

momomonie
since when did i tell you that i'm going to confess

i ain't talking to him

there's no way i will

those three bodyguards of his might actually kill me for real

you'll see the headlines of the uni's paper

"KIM NAMJOON FOUND DEAD IN A MEAT GRINDER AT THE UNIVERSITY'S KITCHEN"

 

hoeseok
uh why meat grinder?

 

momomonie
idk

i just had this very small feeling that one of them would have wanted me to end up in a meat grinder

 

suqua
geez it's not as if they could do that

nobody could

 

momomonie
psychopaths exists yoongi

 

suqua
and so does angels so get your ass back here at the studio because we have to meet the damn deadline

 

hoeseok
i'll be going cuz i still have practice

advance warning i'll be home late

catch you guys later

AND DON'T YOU DARE START WATCHING STRANGER THINGS WITHOUT ME WHEN YOU TWO GET HOME OR ELSE I'LL BE THE ONE TO CASTRATE YOUR DICKS OFF

 

momomonie
jesus christ there's what you call a rewind?

 

hoeseok
THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER

SO DON'T

OKAY?

 

suqua
for the sake of my dick

yes we will wait for you baby

 

hoeseok
good ^^

love you yoongi hyung ♡

 

suqua
love you too

akxisjdjkakdkoskf

i always feel damn weak when he calls me hyung

he's too precious i think i'm gonna cry

 

momomonie
i wish i have that

 

suqua
you will if you even grew some balls to talk to him

what's so bad about talking?

 

momomonie
yeah i'm gonna say hi to the most popular guy in the university

who is also the son of a CEO that makes phones which btw is owned by more than half of the students here

who is protected by this three obvious undercover bodyguards

who is also too handsome to talk to a nobody like me

yeah no big deal it's not that hard to do

 

suqua
i swear to fucking god namjoon

if i see one more pessismistic sentence about you i'm gonna deadass talk to seokjin and tell him all about you

 

momomonie
as if you can

oh wait

nevermind

 

suqua
exactly

so go get your fingers typing

 

momomonie
can't as of now

i have to go to the kitchen

my prof in language is also the fucking teacher in cooking what even

i have to run across the whole freaking school just to get here

it's so hot wth

 

suqua
isn't seokjin a cooking major?

you'll probably bump into him

 

momomonie
i don't think so

there's basically a whole building only for cooking majors so there's a lost of classes

there's a small chance of me interacting with him

again

but even so, i hope i don't bump into him

no way i'll deal with his three bodyguards

 

suqua
again

those are his BESTFRIENDS

 


 

pinkseok
bitch guess who i just saw in cooking class 101

 

chimcheroo
uhm your professor?

 

bunkook
your blockmates?

 

taebae
your parents?

 

pinkseok
you know very well that if i saw my parents i wouldn't even add bitch to the sentence

plus i'd be screaming my wig off if they're here cuz that means a lot of papparazzi

anyway

guess who i saw today?

 

chimcheroo
stop with the guessing game and say it already hyung

i'm so tired with dance practice it's not even funny to play games anymore

 

pinkseok
you're such a killjoy

bUT ANYWAY

I SAW MY MYSTERIOUS ANGEL HERE

 

bunkook
excuse me who?

 

chimcheroo
i'm awake

i'm def awake and alive now

 

pinkseok
he looked so good?????

HE EVEN HAS DIMPLES

FUCKING DIMPLES

AS DEEP AS THE MOON'S FREAKING CRATER

HIS SMILE IS SO INNOCENT I'M SQUEALING

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

 

taebae
i'm praying that you're not serious about the squealing part

 

pinkseok
i almost did

bUT AKDNKSJXAJDN

I TOOK THIS PIC WHEN HE'S ON HIS WAY TO OIR BUILDING

IDK WHY HE'S HERE BUT HE'S TALKING TO MY PROF

AGAIN MY SINGLE ASS IS CRYING

 

chimcheroo
that's

the guy whom i gave my stink-eye to

 

bunkook
baggy pants pants confirmed

this is def the guy who wore a cap and face mask

 

pinkseok
so

you gave my mysterious angel a threatening look just bc he's staring at me earlier? :)

i'm going to kill you both :)

 

chimcheroo
WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HIM

GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

 

pinkseok

you call THIS man one of those people who was staring at me maliciously? :)

 

bunkook
AGAIN WE DIDN'T KNOW HYUNG

AND I SWORE HE LOOKED LIKE HE'S STARING AT YOU THAT WAY

I MEAN

HE WORE A CAP AND A FACE MASK

 

pinkseok
i wear caps and bloody face masks but did i heard a comment about me staring at people in a dirty manner? :)

i think the fuck not jungkook :)

 

taebae
he has cute eyes omg

 

pinkseok

nOW WE'RE TALKING

 

taebae
he looks like he wouldn't do such a thing jiminnie

 

chimcheroo
i wish i could believe that :(

 

pinkseok

enough to convince you?

 

bunkook
how come the prof hasn't scolded you yet

or better yet, how come that guy doesn't even notice you?

 

pinkseok
other than the fact that my prof can't even do anything about it

it's just that my angel isn't looking at my direction :(

it's as if he's even avoiding to look at our direction

can't blame him though

everyone's literally STARRING at him

 

taebae
which row are you hyung?

 

pinkseok
first ♡

i get to see him up close skdksjfn

he's sO TALL TOO WHAT THE FUCK

 

chimcheroo
i do not need to know that information

 

pinkseok
that info is not even for you so shut up

anyway i still don't know his name

akdjksjdkekd ugh i wanna speak to him so bad :(

like

hE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD WHEN HE TALKED TO MY PROF

HE WAS FIDDLING WITH HIS FINGERS AND ALL

A CHILD

 

bunkook
he's tall yet he acts like that?

 

pinkseok
i do that and you call me cute

what's the difference

 

bunkook
you're my hyung

 

pinkseok
same thing

he's your hyung as well

 

chimcheroo
you know what year he is?

 

pinkseok
yup

i saw in his books when we bumped into each other

he's a year before me wkdjksjwf

i feel so very very soft

and now i think i'm gonna cry again bc he left :(

 

taebae
you'll see your angel again!

the university's not that big < 3

 

chimcheroo
no it's not

my building is so far from yours, baby

 

taebae
that's why you have thicc thighs :)

 

chimcheroo
fair point

 

pinkseok
aight i better go cuz class is starting

at least i'm inspired today < 3

 

bunkook
i hate to break it to you jimin

but hyung's def whipped for the guy

 

chimcheroo
I KNOW ;;;;;

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 chimcheroo
wkdkskjejxsnsksjdekdkekks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

pinkseok
jfc

it's 3am?

wth are you doing jimin

i could practically hear you screaming from the other dorm room

 

chimcheroo
i just saw something in one of my friend's snaps

you know taemin sunbae?

 

pinkseok
he's one of the members of the student council yeah

why?

 

chimcheroo
he filmed him and the members while talking to the dean

guess what the dean just said

 

taebae
what are you doing at 3am

it's too early to talk?

 

chimcheroo
technically it's not talking baby

it's texting

 

taebae
i'm not asking you, minnie

 

chimcheroo
i'm just saying < 3

anyway

guess what the dean said

 

pinkseok
how tf am i supposed to guess

it's three in the morning

i am tired

i am sleepy

and my brain is not yet in the right time to actually THINK and GUESS what the dean just told them???

 

chimcheroo
F IN E

the dean wanted to have a prom even 2 weeks from now

 

bunkook
PROM?

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEMESTER?

 

pinkseok
kookie

you're actually awake?

 

bunkook
it's friday remember?

overwatch.

 

pinkseok
right right

anyway

prom? seriously?

 

chimcheroo
exactly

the dean must have been bored to actually say to have prom in june

like

wth bro?

 

taebae
well does that mean seokjin hyung's gonna ask his angel out?

 

pinkseok
it's not as if i could actually find him

i mean after that time when he visited our building i could barely see him anymore :(

i don't even know his friends or if he even HAS any

no offence ^

 

bunkook
wait now that you mentioned that

so what is he now?

your crush?

 

chimcheroo
what do you think?

he's been babbling about him for days after he bumped into him to the point that i just accept that our hyung likes somebody

and now that he saw him again a few days ago at their building made him talk about his dimples and eyes non-stop

we may not my dormmates but we're practically neighbors so me and tae could actually HEAR you screaming and squealing at your only pictures of him

 

pinkseok
he's not my crush :(

i'm just fanboying cuz he has cute dimples and eyes :((((

is it bad to do that?

 

taebae
hyung

did you even see me do that when it's not jimin's

for all i know i never even fanboyed about jungkook's arm muscles when i met him

 

pinkseok
it's because you already have jimin taetae

 

taebae
yeah but still?

i also didn't scream and squeal over jungkook's bunny smile when everyone's already fainting whenever he does that?????

 

bunkook
i honestly don't know what to feel about that

 


taebae
my point is

you out of all people doesn't even CARE about anybody's looks

like seriously

for 5 years of friendship not once i've seen you like this

 

chimcheroo
to even prove it, didn't you do the exact same thing with siwon hyung?

i mean yeah he has the looks but in your case, he's the only one you've ever screamed at both of our ears before

 

pinkseok
aidisnxnands

this is different !!

 

chimcheroo
yeah right

say that to the people who's been with you for 5 years

 

bunkook
i may not have met you 5 years prior to taehyung and jimin hyung but even i can tell that you like this mysterious angel of yours

 

pinkseok
so what if he's my crush?

it's not as if i even have a chance with a guy like him

i mean he looks SO PERFECT

i just don't think i deserve the chance to even speak to him

i don't even see him that often anymore so it just means that it's not really fate right?

 

bunkook
he may be perfect but you also are perfect?

you have killer looks hyung

you always say that at the university

 

pinkseok
that's just me doing what you want me to do you twit

yes maybe i have average looks but not like angel's

 

taebae
wait just give me a moment to actually breathe again because you already have a nickname for your crush

 

pinkseok
if i just know his name then maybe i would be able to call him that

but angel is also a pretty nickname so

 

bunkook
maybe not today hyung but tomorrow

who knows

maybe you or us might bump into him or one of his friends

 

pinkseok
you don't even know his friends jungkook

 

bunkook
we never know?

so are you coming or not?

 

chimcheroo
wow you're actually going to the prom?

you?

jungkook?

when did the pigs flew? how come i wasn't aware?

 

bunkook
screw your tiny hands

 

chimcheroo
BITCH IN MY DEFENSE YOU NEVER ATTEND THESE KINDS OF THINGS

 

bunkook
because i know that seokjin hyung wouldn't even try to look for his crush so i'll just be his back-up date

 

pinkseok
now that is just so sweet of you kookie : " )

 

bunkook
this is just me for saying sorry about your mario figurine hyung

i really didn't mean to break it

 

pinkseok
lmao i can never stay mad at you yk

i've forgiven you already for a long time

 

bunkook
eh thanks hyung

btw can we go tuxedo shopping?

i really need a suit

 

taebae
not surprised from a person who has 90% white shirts in his closet

can't you just add some color in your closet for once in a while?

 

bunkook
unlike you hyung i wasn't pooped out from gucci or uniqlo

i was only pooped out from dollar and retale stores

 

pinkseok
we'll go shopping kookie don't worry

how about you vmin?

 

chimcheroo
omg that's like 3 years ago

 

taebae
i can't believe i have V as a nickname

but V is great

i love V

i love myself

anyway we don't need to buy a new one

we already have our old suits

 

bunkook
the ones you just bought from gucci a month ago.

for both you and jimin.

 

taebae
: )

 

pinkseok
rich ass

 


 

momomonie
okay but i have to say something

because i swear to god i think i'll destroy something again

who is in their right mind would decide to have prom in the middle of the fucking semester

fucking who

 

suqua
seoul university unfortunately

 

momomonie
i would have understood if it's in december

but no

it's going to be 2 WEEKS FROM NOW

are they out of their freaking mind?

 

hoeseok
oh shut up joonie

the only reason why you're being like this is because you don't have a date

or should i say

THEY are not the ones whom you would choose to date cuz you already have eyes on somebody else ;)))

 

momomonie
fuck off hoseok

and they're just asking me if i'm going to the prom

not asking me to be their date

 

suqua
so what you're like 5-second-Tom now or are you really as clueless as a child?

did you know how many times i have to say "go fuck yourself" every damn time a guy tries to ask you to be their date?

not just guys bUT GIRLS TOO

why do you always have to be so busy that i ended up to speak for you

i didn't applied to be your fucking spokesperson

 

momomonie
again

they're just asking me an innocent question

"would namjoon go to the prom?"

see? is there anything more than just asking if i'll go or not?

 

hoeseok
you forgot the

"does he have a date?"

"i'm still looking for one, maybe he'll consider me to be with him for the event."

seriously namjoon, until now i still don't get why you look down on yourself when you're literally handsome and a gentle person

 

suqua
gentle person my ass

he destroys every single thing i own

 

momomonie
I'M TRYING YOONGI I'M FREAKING TRYING

and it's true that i'm not handsome

i mean, many people always find my face weird

i don't have this typical korean face as if there's actually something wrong about it

i'm not even sure if it's because my face isn't symmetrical like kim taehyung or because my face isn't as sweet and innocent like park jimin's or maybe because i just don't have the third mysterious bodyguard's beauty and handsomenes

 

suqua
why do we always ended up talking about those three

 

hoeseok
i don't mind talking about the third one

i can still remember the picture joon sent to us and it just won't come off

 

suqua
hoseokkie :((

 

hoeseok
you know i love you, you big baby

you'll go to the prom?

 

suqua
if you go, i'll go

 

hoeseok
we'll go then < 3

 

momomonie
is anybody even interested to ask me if i'll go or not because my bestfriends just went PDA mode and i just cannot take the cringe

 

suqua
aproximately 15 people asked if you're going

plus 2 times i ended up in the office because one of the administrators caught me saying "fuck"

which in their case, i wish i can just say "fuck off" wholeheartedly

 

momomonie
uhm me?

getting asked by people if i could go to the prom?

and possibly be their date?

me?????

an introverted nerd whom apparently has bad fashion taste and chooses to study maths, read books and sleep instead of joining sororities and partying all freaking night?

me ? ¿ ? ¿

 

hoeseok
i'm not even sure if you're just being down-to-earth or not but i so badly want to smack you in the head

like seriously joon how could you think so lowly of yourself?

 

momomonie
i just do?

i'm not like the two of you

nor i am like seokjin and his three bodyguards

i'm just a regular joe

 

suqua
i wanna stop you right there

are you even hearing yourself?

or ME for that matter?

i told you that 15 students asked you out

F I F T E E N

not only guys but girls too

like for fuck's sakes man you shouldn't be THAT blind

i may not be growing bald because of my constant change of hair color but i actually MIGHT grow bald because of how insecure you are

you're literally beating the beejesus out of your own self-esteem

it's not even that funny anymore

 

hoeseok
my sweet joonie

look

yoongi has a very big point and i really can't blame you if you weren't aware

but you gotta at least try and NOT see your flaws

sometimes, your flaws makes you look perfect as well???

it just depends on how the person sees it

and besides, i for one is extremely FOND of your unique face

yoongi may not admit it but he also told me that your face is damn beautiful

it's so unique that the both of us often catch ourselves staring at you

 

suqua
the plan is actually NOT exposing ourselves to namjoon but if it helps then okay i'll lower my pride for this

 

momomonie
i'm supposed to be writing happy lyrics

why the fuck do you always make me go right instead of straight

 

hoeseok
it's because you were never straight to begin with tbvh

 

momomonie
ehh good point

fine

i guess i can accept that many people asked

but i won't go to the prom with a date

i'd rather just see you guys dancing together happily

 

suqua
now you make me feel bad

how about the three of us dancing together?

is that okay with you? seokkie? joon?

 

momomonie
you're too kind today yoongles

what did you ate?

 

suqua
ok the moment you called me yoongles is the damn moment the kind yoongi was kicked out of the spotlight you dipshit

you know how much i hate being called yoongles

it sounds like noodles wtf

do i look like a noodle to you?

 

momomonie
i'm just kidding ya know

and it still depends on hoseok if he's okay with it

 

hoeseok
i'm fine with us three dancing together

i mean

"bros before hoes" right?

 

suqua
so you're telling me i'm your hoe?

 

momomonie
it's kind of the other way around

i mean

HOEseok?

 

hoeseok
right ♡

 

suqua
left.

anyway

love you all

btw me and seokkie would do tuxedo shopping cuz honestly i don't have one

wanna come?

 

momomonie
you can go ahead

i'll just finish these lyrics

 

suqua
don't stay there too late

don't be like me

only i get to do that

 

momomonie
yeah yeah

be safe you two

 

hoeseok
we'll update you !!

and send you pics with us in tuxedos ^^

 

momomonie
will be waiting

have fun

 

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hoeseok
did i ever told you that yoongi looks so fucking good in a suit

like just give him any tuxedo and he'll be able to pull it off with ease?

like god damn am i so glad to have him as my boyfriend

not only he's sweet and caring but he's also very fucking hot and handsome

 

momomonie
caring and sweet?

i beg to differ

 

hoeseok
watch it joonie

just because he's still in the changing room doesn't mean you get to say that behind his back

btw

you should have come with us :((

 

momomonie
yoongi's still in the changing room?

just how many suits did he even planned to try and buy?

sorry seok but i really have to finish this deadline

up until now i still wonder why yoongi isn't even that panicked

oh wait

i'm actually more surprised that he's not cramming rn like the usual yoongi he is

 

hoeseok
he couldn't decide what suit to use

tbh i haven't found mine yet but i want him to choose first

knowing him, he's very picky with the tuxedos' styles

i actually threatened him

if i caught him cramming or even procastinate again he won't be recieving any kisses, hugs, cuddles or even sex for a week

like srsly he needs to grow taller ya know

not sleeping at all could also make him sick

 

momomonie
yikes

i sure am glad i don't have a boyfriend

 

hoeseok
you sure about that? :)

for all i know you kinda wish that seokjin is your boyfriend ;))

but either way, same applies to you joon

you can't just procastinate like yoongi

jesus no wonder you two are bestfriends

anyway i think yoongi finally found his Chosen Suit

 

momomonie
he looks like he's trying so hard not to cry though

what happened?

 

hoeseok
someone also wanted the same tuxedo and they're the same size

but knowing yoongi, he's already attached to the suit once he actually likes it

so now i have to sweet talk the other customer bc i honestly can't handle a grumpy and whiny yoongi this time even if that would actually be too cute

 

momomonie
goodluck with that then

make sure you don't end up beating the shit out of the other one

 

hoeseok
that would be yoongi's job ♡

anyways i gotta go

ciaò !!

 

suqua
don't believe whatever hoseok told you

i wasn't crying

 

momomonie
yeah sure yoongi

and so shall i write in my lyrics "why you lyin', why you always lyin'."

 

suqua
i wasn't lying you annoying speck

i was just emotional..

 

momomonie
yeah try to convince yourself that

and roses? since when did you like roses?

 

suqua
it was kinda unique okay

it's very pretty and aesthetic

plus the loosed bow tie looks really representable

kinda like you're in a ball instead of just some random prom in june

AND

i already have my suit

hoseok saved the day as usual imma spoil him later yepay

ANNNNDDDDD

nothing my boyfriend looks good at the suit he picked as usual

#veryblessed #boohoonamjoonyoudonthaveaboyfriend #plsjusttalktoseokjinalready

 

momomonie
shut the fuck up

don't make me go there and beat the crap out of you

i would have understood hoseok's cuz it's actually just a normal suit but kinda looks like it was made out of snake skin? or was that alligator skin?

i also can't believe you actually like that suit of yours

like

i honestly expect you to choose an all black suit

 

suqua
well no

but your crush is

 

momomonie
what.

 

suqua
: )

 

momomonie
never in my life i ever trusted that smile of yours

and never in my life i ever seen you even use a smiley face through texts

so what tf did you mean by my crush picking an all black suit

 

suqua
guess who i saw inside the same store where me and hoseok are picking our outfits :))))

 

momomonie
i actually don't want to know

 

suqua
too bad cuz imma tell anyway

i saw your crush entering the store and picked an all black suit

he's in the changing room

AND GUESS WHO I ALSO SAW WHO JUST CAME OUT OF THE CHANGING ROOM AS WELL

 

momomonie
uhh

kim seokjin?

 

suqua
nOPE

IT'S ONE OF SEOKJIN'S HOT AND HANDSOME BESTFRIENDS

me and hoseok already talked about this and we both agreed that this guy is very hot and handsome so no need to panic that my relationship with him would actually fall apart so chill

anyway

he looks so good in the suit he chose

he's acrually sitting in one of the chairs

i think he's waiting for seokjin to come out

like dude wtf God must have took his time to create a person like him

si ghs

i wish hoseok would just come out of the changing room so that i have someone to stare him with

it's sad that the both of us didn't know his name akdjjwjdjwjf

 

momomonie
i am finding it very hard to believe that you are actually agreeing to hoseok about liking that guy

i mean wtf yoonseok is the one and only otp i'd support

i ain't letting this guy ruin your relationship with him?

 

suqua
again me and hoseok are actually on the same side of the coin

our relationship isn't gonna end ya know so calm your shit

we're just really fascinated at him okay?

i mean loOK AT HIS EYES???

 

momomonie
those are colored contacts

 

suqua
stop ruining this for me

until hoseok gets back imma rant on how handsome this guy is

wth i wonder what major he is in and what's his name

OH and your crush is finally out

he looks good

wanna see?

 

momomonie
no.

 

suqua

 

momomonie
what part of "no" you don't understand yoongi

 

suqua

nothing apparently

 

momomonie
fuck you

 

suqua
admit it

you can rant on us ya know

 

momomonie
he's... handsome

really handsome....

like a god....

i think i'm gonna cry

the pink hair isn't helping either

i need help yoongi

he's literally just too much

i mean he's a sight for sore eyes

i could actually feel my heart beating so fast

oh god i like him yoongi i want to tell him that for a very long time kandkksnnw

i can't believe i'm saying all these things to you right now when i intended to keep this a little while longer

 

suqua
for how long have you been crushing on him exactly?

 

momomonie
....

since he moved here

 

suqua
WHAT THE FUCK

FOR THAT LONG?

YOU KEPT THAT SECRET FOR ALMOST A YEAR ALREADY?

AND YOU ONLY TOLD US FOR LIKE WHAT

AFTER 5 MONTHS?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK KIM NAMJOON

 

momomonie
I WASN'T SURE ABOUT MY FEELINGS OKAY

I THOUGHT IT WAS INFATUATION

BUT THAT ACCIDENTAL BUMP WITH HIM CONFIRMED THAT I REALLY LIKE HIM

 

suqua
HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGED TO LIKE HIM WHEN ALL HE SAYS IS HOW HANDSOME HE IS AND NO ONE CAN BEAT HIM WITH HIS VISUALS?

 

momomonie
IDK

CALL IT CRUSH INTUITION BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT HE'S NOT SAYING THOSE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO

I HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT HE'S MORE THAN THAT

LIKE HE'S A SWEET GUY

SO FRAGILE AND VULNERABLE THAT HE HAS TO MAKE PEOPLE HATE HIM SO THAT NO ONE WOULD EVEN BOTHER TO APPROACH HIM

 

hoeseok
oh my god

namjoon...

 

momomonie
uh

hi?

 

hoeseok
that's it.

i'll talk to him

to seokjin

i'll go and talk to him right now

 

momomonie
WHAT

NO

WHY

 

hoseok
dude

namjoon sweetie

did you even heard or seen yourself?

you've been crushing him for almost A YEAR

without TELLING US

and the fact that you actually BELIEVE that seokjin is not THAT kind of guy

maybe he really isn't THAT kind of guy

we don't have nothing to lose

 

momomonie
hoseok

please don't

i beg you

i don't want you to do that for me

if i even plan to confess then let me do it

but please don't talk to him

i swear i don't think i'll even survive with the thought of you actually asking seokjin for me

please hyung

 

suqua
let him be seok

he called you hyung so he's dead serious

 

hoeseok
:((

okay fine joonie

i'll not do it

just please

don't make it harder for yourself okay?

do you want me to take an another picture of him?

or better yet

me and yoongi would just take a pic with this guy he's with instead :))

 

momomonie
thanks hyung

you don't have to take his picture for me

yoongi already gave me two so i'll just cherish it

 

hoeseok
if you say so

yoongi lez go and get that picture

 

suqua
omfg

are you even for real?

 

momomonie
and then you told me that you and hoseok are in the same side of the coin

 

suqua
keep that mouth shut and finish your lyrics

 

momomonie
i make no promises :)

 


 

pinkseok
guys

friends and families

jungkook is now a man

like seriously

i swear to god this kid is way better than me

 

bunkook
it was just a selca hyung

don't be too exaggerating

 

pinkseok
from two GORGEOUS boys jeon jungkook

TWO

not one but TWO

never in a million years i've imagined you even having a boyfriend

but the fact that you even LET THEM take a picture of you with them is far more surprising

 

chimcheroo
omfg what happened

 

taebae
who's the guys??

omg jungkook i'm so proud of you

my child is all grown up i'm in actual tears

 

bunkook
i'm not even your child hyung

and it's just a SELCA

 

pinkseok
says the one who got his jaw dropped when one of them came out of the dressing room wearing a snake leather tux

and also blinked rapidly when he was joined by an another guy who's very pale and is wearing a rose printed tux

sure jungkook sure

 

bunkook
AM NOT

 

pinkseok
ha

you even let them have a selca with you

which you NEVER do

so yeah it's convincing enough that you were actually mesmerized

what were their names again?

jung hoseok and min yoongi???

 

bunkook
yes....

 

chimcheroo
SHOW IT TO US AKDJJSJXNE

I WANNA SEE

 

pinkseok
thank god i have a copy of it

this is jungkook and yoongi

wait i actually have a better picture of yoongi because jungkook coughs secretly took a picture of him coughs

 

bunkook
H Y U N G

 

pinkseok
hihi

 

taebae
my mind is still processing with the fact that you took a picture from a handsome guy omfg

THIS GUY IS REALLY GORGEOUS JUNGKOOK I AM AMAZED

AND YOU TOOK A SELCA WITH HIM?

I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU BBY

 

bunkook
it's just a selcaaaaa akdnjsnxnsf

 

pinkseok
THERE'S MORE

this is hoseok and jungkook

 

chimcheroo
i just choked on my water

JUNGKOOK YOU NEVER EVEN LET ME, SEOKJIN OR TAEHYUNG DO THAT TO YOU

AND YET YOU LET HIM DO THAT?

TO YOU?

I FELT BETRAYAL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

 

bunkook
you gotta do something ya know

yeah sure i admit that maybe a have a bit of infatuation on the two of them cuz they're really handsome

but i don't know the real them yet

i mean hoseok hyung is actually very sweet

yoongi hyung is savage but also sweet

but it has just been a day

PLUS they're actually dating each other so there's absolutely NO chance that i get to even talk to them without breaking their relationship

 

taebae
hold the freak up

they're DATING each other?

WHAT?

 

chimcheroo
wait

did you just said hoseok?

oMFG

now that i actually took a better look at the photo

OMG THAT'S ACTUALLY HOBI HYUNG

THE GUY IN MY DANCE CLASS

 

bunkook
how come i haven't noticed him??

 

chimcheroo
we're in a different class dumbass

and he's always the last person to leave the studio so i really have high respects for him

he's a REALLY GREAT dancer kookie :))

 

pinkseok
hmm didn't you told me that you like guys who are dancers?? :))

 

bunkook
so what you guys are ganging up on me?

what about seokjin hyung and his angel?

 

taebae
we'll get there soon dw

this is all about you :))))))

 

bunkook
oh god hyungs

please stop

he's dating yoongi hyung rememeber

 

pinkseok
yes they are but why would the BOTH of them would take a selca with you?

for all i know your partner would have been mad already if their partner would even do that

btw

yoongi also told me he's a music major

he produces music jungkook

 

chimcheroo
OH

MY

GOD

JUNGKOOK

THESE TWO GUYS ARE ACTUALLY YOUR IDEAL GUYS

 

bunkook
ajdjsjdnsn

SHUT UP

 

pinkseok
relax kook

who cares if they're dating each other?

polyamory relationships are also great ;)

 

bunkook
shut up hyung

you go and find your angel

 

pinkseok
i will soon kookie

i mean i really have this small feeling that your two boylets would be enough to help me find angel

 

taebae
bOYLETS

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

 

bunkook
when we get home hyung i won't hesitate to break one of your mario figurines again :)))

 

pinkseok
you do that then i won't cook for you for the whole year ^^

 

chimcheroo
now THAT is real comeback

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pinkseok
now that i thought about it

jungkook you go on a date with yoongi and hoseok

take the oppurtunity

you're still young

ya know carpe diem?

so yas make sure you bring that motto to your grave because i'm telling you this

you won't regret asking the couple out

 

bunkook
are you freaking insane

are you even aware of what is happening?

they're DATING EACH OTHER hyung

no way i'd be the third wheel here

just no?

 

chimcheroo
you're just a wimp

 

bunkook
excuse fucking me says the one who doesn't even want to go on the same class as taetae when you haven't confessed to him yet

 

chimcheroo
HOW TF DID YOU KNOW

 

bunkook
hyung told me

 

chimcheroo
SEOKJIN HYUNG

 

taebae
aww that's so sweet of you babe : " (

 

pinkseok
now now

i'll be fine jungkookie ^^

just go and get your men while i go and get mine

i'll just have to keep on digging

if i couldn't find him by time the prom started then it's okay i'd still go

i'd love to see my dongsaengs happy c:

 

taebae
why did you sound like you're going to disappear

i'm not ready for that hyung :((((

 

pinkseok
lmao i'm not going to disappear taetae

i just don't want to become a hindrance to jungkook's love life

 

bunkook
i'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO ASK EITHER OF THEM OUT ??????

 

chimcheroo
there's a thing called POLYAMORY relationship yk

 

bunkook
as if i even know what they feel about me

what if they're just some kind of fans?

maybe they just want to take a picture of me bc i'm handsome?

 

pinkseok
my my my

look who's bragging now :)

 

bunkook
i'm just stating facts hyung

 

chimcheroo
that's so arrogant of you

 

bunkook
the truth can be an arrogant bitch but hey when was the truth ever painful?

 

taebae
that fact is not even painful to begin with

 

bunkook
AS I WAS SAYING

no i won't leave you alone hyung

not in a million years

 

pinkseok
oh pls

just ask the two of them out

how hard can that even be?

 

bunkook
i'd rather sell my iron man figurine than tell the two of them that i actually have a crush on the both of them

oh wait no

nvm

 

chimcheroo
i was about to scream yes when you told me that but okay then

 

bunkook
don't you fucking dare touch them

 

pinkseok
so?

you gonna tell?

 

bunkook
no :)

 

taebae
you're such a killjoy :((

 

bunkook
hey i already admitted that i like them didn't I?

isn't that enough?

 

taebae
asking them out is just the cherry on top ^^

 

bunkook
jabdjanxjjdkade

h y u n g

 

pinkseok
you're def falling for his tricks

 

bunkook
hyung's really cute and soft okay

i really just can't say no to him aodjsjxksjde

i wonder how you even get to say no to him, jimin hyung

 

chimcheroo
i don't

tbvh i never even denied a single request from him

imagine i'll spend the whole day seeing my cute ass and the most gentle boyfriend ever

giving me those cute puppy look eyes ALL DAY

have you ever even felt my s u f f e r i n g?

 

pinkseok
srsly kookie

you gotta step up your game

i'm pretty sure they like you as much as they do

couples don't just do that

tbh even if you're famous, nobody even takes a selca with you

they're the first

and the fact that none of them felt jealous over their partner taking a selca with such a handsome guy like you

and the other fact that they did the COMPLETE opposite is just convincing enough that they really do like you in a lovely "i wan to be your boyfriend" kind of way???

 

bunkook
it's not easy for me hyung and you know it

i would have understood if the situation involves with two SINGLE MEN instead of a SINGLE MAN and a COUPLE

 

taebae
yeah but it's pretty obvious that you like the both of them so??

 

bunkook
you three are so difficult i can't even

 

chimcheroo
we just want what's best for you kook

seokjin hyung may not have met his actual partner but he still found somebody he likes

 

pinkseok
correction: admires

not likes, jimin

 

chimcheroo
same thing hyung

 

bunkook
oh god please

okay i'll just do something about this

BUT

you shouldn't interfere unless i need you to do so

 

taebae
sounds lilke a plan ^^

how about you seokjin hyung?

 

pinkseok
still hoping that i would be able to meet mysterious angel again

but otherwise i'm fine really

 

bunkook
maybe something would happen

we never know what the universe plans for us

 

chimcheroo
you mean fate

 

bunkook
no

i meant universe

 


 

 

RM screenshotted this!

 


 

momomonie

help

 

suqua
ok but before i help

and do something that is considerably stupid and crazy

i need a clarification

you do know that the snap's owner can see if someone screenshotted their snaps right?

 

momomonie
oh

 

suqua
i honestly don't know what to do with you anymore

 

hoeseok
RIP

 

suqua
dIDN'T I ALREADY TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE SNAPCHAT?

WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT TO DO?

 

momomonie
I PANICKED?

I MEAN

I WAS SHOOKT?

I MEAN

LOOK AT HIS SUPPER DUPER HANDSOME FACE I LITERALLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS READING ATM

HE'S EVEN DOING THAT FLYING KISS FACE

WHO TF DOESN'T GET THEIR KNEES BUCKLED BY THAT?

 

hoeseok
you

very relatable

 

momomonie
EXACTLY

 

suqua
me????

apparently you and a ton of his admirers are the ones who felt the same way???

bUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT

YOU SCREENSHOTTED HIS SNAP

AND I AM A HUNDRED PERCENT SURE THAT HE'LL NOTICE THIS AND WILL GET UNCOMFORTABLE BY IT

 

hoeseok
for some reason your plan of hidden admirance has finally ended with somewhat one of your stupid decisions

for once, try to be smart joonie

 

momomonie
coming from you?

remember when you have to scream at me in the middle of the night because "unfortunately" for you, yoongi found out that it was you who keeps on sending him love cards and such??

because yOU PUT YOUR NAME ON THE CARD RATHER THAN PUTTING IT ANONYMOUSLY

 

hoeseok
iN MY DEFENSE

I WAS DRUNK NAMJOON

D R U N K

YOU ON THE OTHER HAND AREN'T

 

momomonie
just spare me on this pls

i'll just deactivate my account or something

 

suqua
no way i'll let you do that

let's look at the positive side

the other face of the coin

look who's finally going to talk to his crush c:

 

momomonie
i really and irrevocably don't trust you and your smileys very much so i'd rather bang my head on the wall a million times than talk to him

i don't know what to tell him

and whatever reason i might tell him, he might not even believe it

i was never good in lying

even through texts

 

hoeseok
you'll face this like a man namjoon

you WILL talk to him

i won't give you your favorite black bean noodles if you'll just walk away and not face the only path to getting your crush

 

momomonie
kaxjsdjskaksjwd

don't you DARE use my favorite food against me

your black bean noodles has nothing to do with my lovelife

 

hoeseok
yes but already is the moment you decide whether you get to eat it again or to never eat it for the rest of your college years

 

momomonie
HOW DARE YOU

 

suqua
this is what we call bargaining, joon

 

momomonie
I KNOW THAT

 

hoeseok
so

what it's gonna be? :)

 

momomonie
I HATE YOU

 

suqua
you'll thank my boyfriend sooner or later dw

 


 

pinkseok
so

something happened

someone screenshotted my recent snap

 

chimcheroo
who is it?

should i kill that username for you?

i told you we shouldn't let him follow him back in the first place

 

bunkook
technically we were too late alr since he told us that AFTER he followed the account back

 

pinkseok
it's RM

aka momomonie

idk why he did it

come to think of it

i've never seen a single snap from him either

 

chimcheroo
HE'S A STALKER

DEFINITELY A STALKER

IF HE SCREENSHOTTED THAT THEN HE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO PRINT IT AND PASTE IT ON HIS WALL

 

taebae
babe

you're overreacting again

 

pinkseok
uhh that's more of like an obsession??

 

chimcheroo
b b bUT THAT'S THE TRUTH ABT STALKERS AND PYSCHOPATHS

 

bunkook
i don't even think a psychopath is capable and sane enough to make a social media account hyung

 

chimcheroo
sUPPORT ME ON THIS JUNGKOOK

 

pinkseok
i don't think he's a psychopath

but i may consider him as a stalker now

but s ighs

:(( he has a cute username it's hard to believe that he's a stalker though :((

 

chimcheroo
you are NOT going to soften me up with your sad emojis hyung

you WILL unfollow him

 

taebae
now you're just being mean baby

how abt we wait if he apologizes for doing that

maybe he has a reason for it?

 

bunkook
stop being nice for once hyung

it's very dangerous for you

someone can take advantage of you

 

taebae
how abt you fuck off for a second and let me be? :)

 

bunkook
i stand corrected

 

pinkseok
ANYWAY

back to topic, i'll wait for his apology

or should i just ask him instead?

 

chicmcheroo
ok fine

if you plan to wait and let him apologize first then make sure you still do what we wanted you to do

brag and be a narcissistic asshole that everyone sees in the uni

it's for protection and you know it

but if your ass ain't patient like mine then i suggest for you to just straightforwardly ask him

make it as blunt as possible

and mix it with your narcissistic being

like "hey you why did you screenshotted my snap that has my handsome face in it? you jealous?"

 

taebae
okay i think you're going overboard now

stop assuming??

 

chimcheroo
again it's for his safety babe :(

we gotta make sure that this person who screenshotted his snap is somewhat a nice person

if he ever continued to even bother you despite your 'fake' attitude then unfollow him

 

pinkseok
you planned this already didn't you

 

chimcheroo
have to

safety purproses

 

bunkook
you should hire yourself as his bodyguard

i think uncle would love to have his son have a bodyguard that is also his bestfriend

kinda like an undercover agent

 

chimcheroo
very funny kook

anyway, do you promise me you'll do this?

 

pinkseok
you're more like demanding rather than asking me a favor to do it for myself honestly

 

chimcheroo
hakfjsnsmwkkdjenfeibd HYUNG

 

pinkseok
i know i know

you're doing this for my safety

i'll try to do what you wanted me to do

BUT if i find him interesting to talk then i WILL continue to talk to him despite your protests okay?

may i remind you who's the hyung here

 

chimcheroo
fine fine

bUT you better update us as well !!

who knows you needed help from the one and only :)))

 

pinkseok
if i needed helping in scarying him away

i'm more than sure that i'll look for you to do the job for me

 

chimcheroo
now that's just mean :(((

 

taebae
babe you are literally scarying every person who even dared to go near hyung

it's understandable and non-debatable that he would definitely approach you if needed

 

chimcheroo
ughhh fineeeeeee

 

bunkook
i really mistake jimin as the hyung here between the four of us because of how protective he actually is for seokjin hyung

tae hyung why can't you hold jimin hyung down for once

 

chimcheroo
excuse you i'm doing this for our hyung's own good

it's not my fault that God has a lot of time and made sure that seokjin hyung created him to almost perfection

 

taebae
"almost" ???

what's the flaw?

 

chimcheroo
his windshield wiper laugh

 

pinkseok
go and rot

 

chimcheroo
love you too hyung ♡

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
hey

i know that you screenshotted one of my snaps

it's quite obvious tbvh

so why did you screenshotted it?

are you jealous that you don't have a face as handsome as mine?

 

momomonie
what

the fuck are you talking about

Chapter Text

momomonie
i was wrong

seokjin is def the most narcissistic person i've ever seen

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
don't play dumb on me

YOU'RE the one who screenshotted my snaps

i think i have the right to know why you did it

 

momomonie
i was about the apologize to you beforehand

but i think i changed my mind

and no

i didn't screenshotted your snap just because i was JEALOUS of your "handsome" face

 

pinkseok
so you screenshotted it for somewhat a different emotion or verb but also because of my handsome face?

 

momomonie
for a second i really thought you're not the narcissistic asshole like everyone says in the university

i was def wrong

 

pinkseok
it's me being me so you nor i can't do anything about it

anyway you said university, so you study at the same uni as me?

 

momomonie
yeah that's why i know you duh

you're not known worldwide, narci

 

pinkseok
you still haven't told me why you screenshotted my snap

i need that explanation

the fact that you never revealed anything about yourself in your account makes me more curious rather than terrified of who you are

and narci? what the fuck is that?

 

momomonie
narci is "narcissistic" in short

i'm too lazy to type that and it's also very confusing to also type

anyway

my friend wants to see your face

and since snapchat is the only social media wherein i follow you, there's no choice for me but to screencap one of your snaps

not surprised that it's full of your faces

 

pinkseok
that's unbelievable

in a negative way

you're lying and i can tell

 

momomonie
no i'm not

again my friend wants to see your face

 

pinkseok
there's ig? facebook? twitter???

 

momomonie
the only account i have is snapchat

 

pinkseok
that's impossible

no millenial ever survives without twitter, fb or even ig

 

momomonie
it doesn't matter if i only have snapchat or not

what matters is that i already explained myself, period.

 

pinkseok
it's still hard to believe that though

how abt you show me a picture of yourself so that i'm sure you're no stalker

 

momomonie
sorry but i'd rather not

it's not worth it seeing my face

 

pinkseok
it's definitely worth it for me

i want to make sure you're not just some random obsessed fan of mine who would blatantly print this screencapped snap and paste it on their wall

 

momomonie
that's honestly too much obsession

do you honestly think i would do something like that?

 

pinkseok
of course i would assume

i don't even know a thing about you

and besides, that's what my bestfriend told me so don't even think that i'm someone who overreacts

 

momomonie
you overreact when it comes to your face but okay then

how about me deactivating this account or maybe unfollow you so that i can prove it to you that i'm no stalker?

i'm sorry if i made you uncomfortable it definitely won't happen again if i'll unfollow you

i already deleted the screencapped pic if you want to know

i swear on my 50 pieces of ryan plushies

 

pinkseok
i think your 50 pcs of ryan plushies is enough to convince me that you're no stalker

but i still want to see your face for safer precautions

 

momomonie
again

i'm not a stalker

i would literally unfollow you to prove it

 

pinkseok
i'm still not 100% convinced

you gotta tell me more about yourself if you want me to stop bugging you about your face

 

momomonie
how about i apologize to people if i don't mean what i did and also keeps his promise once he swears?

i think that's enough proof that i'm just a nobody who has a friend who is curious about what you looked like

 

pinkseok
is your friend from the same uni as the both of us?

 

momomonie
no which is why i have to screencap you

everyone talks about you in the uni so it's not really a mystery that it reaches to other schools

gossips spread like wildfire

 

pinkseok
i need more proof

how about you tell me your name?

 

momomonie
i can do that

if i tell you my name would you stop bugging me about my face?

and to finally let your soul rest i'd just deactivate my account so that you would forget everything about me?

 

pinkseok
don't deactivate

how about you unfollow me instead

 

momomonie
fine then, i'll unfollow you and tell you my name SO that you believe me that i'm not a stalker

tbh if i AM a stalker i wouldn't be even replying to you in the first place

stalkers pretty much panics whenever they get caught thus not being able to reply

but look at me now

i am replying to you

 

pinkseok
even if those are facts, i ain't going to budge until you proved it to me that you're not some obsessed stalker or fan

so tell me your name

 

momomonie
fine

it's RM

alright gotta go and unfollow you

bye narci

 

pinkseok
what.

THAT'S YOUR NAME IN SNAPCHAT YOUR DICKHEAD

 




momomonie
this was it

i unfollowed him

 

suqua
YOU FUCKING WHAT

 


 

pinkseok
tHE FUCKER TRICKED ME I CAN'T EVEN

 

chimcheroo
wdym tricked you?

 

pinkseok
i asked him to give me his name then unfollow me so that i am sure that he's not a fan or a stalker like what YOU said

but he told me his name is RM aND THAT'S JUST HIS NAME IN SNAPCHAT I FUCKING CANNOT

 

bunkook
clever

now i want to get to know him

 

pinkseok
NOT THE POINT?

NOW HE LITERALLY UNFOLLOWED ME

AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO TALK TO HIM NOW

I'M SCREAMING THE BEJESUS OUT OF MY FUCKING WIG

 

taebae
on the brighter side

he's not some stalker, seeee

 

chimcheroo
and you still want to talk to him??

 

pinkseok
ofc i want to talk to him

he replied a "what the fuck" to YOUR (not mine) narcissistic and arrogant statement

who in the world would say that to me when not even a single student can say that to my face

i was intrigued jimin

i really REALLY want to talk to him

he looked genuine when he apologized as well

 

chimcheroo
well we can't do anything about it if snapchat is the only social media he has

come to think of it, he must be some weirdo

 

taebae
shut up jimin

not everyone is interested to interact with people ya know

 

bunkook
it's okay if you didn't get to talk to him longer hyung

have you seen your mysterious angel thoug?

 

pinkseok
sighs

no..

 

chimcheroo
we'll find him eventually

 


 

suqua
YOU ASSWIPE

MAKE YOUR FACEHOLE FOLLOW HIS ACCOUNT BACK OR ELSE I'LL BREAK YOUR MUSIC EQUIPMENT

 

momomonie
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

OMFG YOONGI AKDJAJXNS

 

suqua
WRONG PERSON TO ASK

WHY ARE /YOU/ DOING THIS

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU UNFOLLOWED HIM

 

momomonie
IT'S PART OF THE DEAL BETWEEN HIM AND ME

AND BESIDES IT'S BETTER THIS WAY SO THAT I CAN TONE DOWN MY CRUSH ON HIM THEN MAYBE IT WOULD DISAPPEAR

 

hoeseok
like hell i'll let you

no way you'll do that infront of my two fucking eyes

follow him back namjoon

 

momomonie
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING THIS FOR MY OWN GOOD

 

suqua
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BEING THE LONELY DEAD KID IN THE UNI

NO WAY I'LL BACK DOWN TO THIS AND LET YOU HAVE IT YOUR WAY

YOU /WILL/ FOLLOW HIM BACK WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

 

momomonie
FFS TALKING TO HIM FOR 10 MINUTES IS ALREADY ENOUGH FOR ME

I'M DONE CRUSHING ON HIM I SWEAR

 

hoeseok
you are still horrible in lying

do you have the keys babe?

 

suqua
yeah i still have them

 

hoeseok
good

put namjoon down while i take his phone

 

momomonie
FUCKING SHIT SEOK

WHY

W H Y

 


 

RM followed you back!

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
this is his friend

i am so sorry for the inconvenience you have to go through

RM, so to speak, is stubborn as fuck so i'm deeply sorry if he caused you any trouble

and no i'm not the person whom he'd referring to that needs to see your face

it's actually my boyfriend

SO anyway

we'll let go of him and make sure that he won't unfollow you again like the last time

if he did fucked it all up then he better face it like a man

bye !!

 

pinkseok
uhm thanks?

 

momomonie
i did told you my name already

 

pinkseok
is this the friend i'm talking to or RM?

 

momomonie
RM

so do you still think i'm your stalker?

my friend's boyfriend literally have to sit on me just to make sure i don't move

imagine the suffering i've been through because of you

 

pinkseok
you're welcome :)

and the chances of me seeing you as a stalker is low

but i still find you a stalker

 

momomonie
whatever makes you sleep at night narci

anyway so you finally know my name

and that i already explained to you why i have to do it

can you stop bothering me now so that i won't bother you as well?

i'd rather not wake up in the morning just to see you text saying "hello from your worldwide handsome guy, kim seokin aka narci!"

 

pinkseok
excuse me

i might say that except for the narci

i ain't narci

i was never a narcissist

 

momomonie
"are you jealous that you don't have a face as handsome as mine?"

"nobody has the face as perfect as mine"

sure narci sure

 

pinkseok
I HAVE A REASON FOR THAT YA KNOW

 

momomonie
whatever floats your boat narci

and how did you even managed to snap all your faces?

like your roof might have holes already bc of your self-esteem

 

pinkseok
it's called confidence RM

wth your name is so weird to type

that's not even a real korean name

 

momomonie
ofc it's not my real name

i'm korean and that's the nickname my friends call me

 

pinkseok
it sounds like a stage name for some reason

is it a stage name?

are you a music major?

 

momomonie
i'm not going to answer that

 

pinkseok
SO YOU ARE A MUSIC MAJOR? :D

 

momomonie
no

not really

philosophy major i am

 

pinkseok
oh wow

so you randomly say deep shits about everything? like why are we created to poop things out or why do we have to have something to fear about?

 

momomonie
do you really have to ask why we are created to remove our bile outside our body?

 

pinkseok
HEY i was curious okay?

 

momomonie
curiosity kills the cat ya know

 

pinkseok
just answer my question

 

momomonie
fine yeah we ask those questions but we also study human behavior and the like

we pick students to study and then we present it to the class

ofc the student's info is purely confidential but if the student we picked is well-known then we have nothing to hide tbh

 

pinkseok
are you saying that you picked me to study on your stupid philosophy class?

 

momomonie
one, philosophy isn't a stupid subject or class

two, i never said i picked you

and three, stop assumung that my world only revolves around you narci

 

pinkseok
well i'm sorry for assuming that your world only revolves around me bc hey who's the one who screenshotted my snap in the first place?

 

momomonie
AKDNKSJXJAJDN

THAT WAS FOR MY FRIEND SEOKJIN

F R I E N D

 

pinkseok
whatever makes you sleep at night moni

 

momomonie
moni?

 

pinkseok
momomonie = moni

????

don't tell me you don't know your own username

 

momomonie
oh

OFC I KNOW

i'm not stupid

 

pinkseok
whatever floats your boat

did you know that you're also the first guy who screenshots my snaps?

are you really that dumb or just dumb?

 

momomonie
i'm not a guy and i am not dumb

 

pinkseok
/RM/

/moni/

who are you fooling here

 

momomonie
at least i tried

 

pinkseok
ok so there's only three things i know about you

a) you're definitely a guy

b) your stage name is RM

and c) you only have snapchat

that's still vague wth

 

momomonie
FOR THE LAST TIME

RM IS NOT A STAGE NAME FOR CHRIST'S SAKES

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
so what's your hair color?

 

momomonie
wait i thought we're done talking yesterday?

 

pinkseok
do you think we're done talking?

so what hair color do you have right now?

black? brown? blonde? rainbow?

 

momomonie
well i thought we are since i assumed that you might have lost interest in talking to me

not that i want to talk to you either

and rainbow? seriously?

who in the world has that kind of hair color?

 

pinkseok
you're telling me that you don't want to talk to me yet here we are making a casual conversation

yeah? i know a guy who has rainbow hair color right now

his name is oh sehun and is a dance major and VERY HOT too

 

momomonie
i'm just trying to be nice here, narci

but if you don't want me to be nice then i could just unfollow you again or maybe block you :)

i did not asked who has rainbow hair??? and not that i even care??

 

pinkseok
DON'T YOU DARE UNFOLLOW ME AGAIN

IF YOU DO I'LL CALL YOUR FRIEND AGAIN

i just want you to know in case you don't believe that it's actually POSSIBLE for someone to have rainbow hair

 

momomonie
you don't even know my friend at all

i didn't say it's IMPOSSIBLE

 

pinkseok
which is why i'm asking you what hair color you have

yeah but you don't BELIEVE that nobody has rainbow hair color

 

momomonie
my hair color isn't the answer to finding out who my friend is?

i didn't say that

i was just ASKING

 

pinkseok
shh i'm trying to know more about you okay

so what hair color do you have?

and jesus christ you're so hard to argue with

 

momomonie
try harder narci

why would i even tell you my hair color?

i'm not a philosophy major for no reason yk

 

pinkseok
i'm TRYING

so that i can add more to my "facts about RM"

be lucky that i'm still not asking for your selca

i don't remember philosophy classes having to debate on something?

 

momomonie
how many are there already in your facts about me?

even if you ask, i still won't give you

i'm pretty sure your phone's screen would crack the moment you saw my face

philosophy doesn't only involve observations and keeping our mouths shut

we intend to argue and debate about things, ESPECIALLY when our findings is something we need to talk and defend to

 

pinkseok
just tell me your hair color dammit

you are being difficult here, i'm getting tired already

i could imagine, i'm starting to wonder why you're not studying law

 

momomonie
you have to guess c:

that's great! if you got tired already, you are free to stop talking and block me ^^

mehh law is too boring for me and reading tons of law books makes me more lazy than i am right now

 

pinkseok
for fuck's sakes there are HUNDREDS of possible hair colors to choose from

no way i'll block you, i still have to figure out who you are

then what do you most likely refer to do? other than observing and studying people?

 

momomonie
then state HUNDREDS of colors until you SPECIFICALLY got the right one :)

why do you even want to me show myself? like i told you before, i'm not worth to look or to find

listen to music and most probably compose

 

pinkseok
....... i hate you

it IS worth it for me

i mean think that you're in my shoes? if someone screenshotted your snap and found out it's the kind of person who doesn't even snap AT ALL, wouldn't you be curious and a little bit scared on why they did that?

and yet you're not a music major huh

 

momomonie
the feeling's very mutual

idk i didn't thought of you thinking that "if you're in my shoes" since you're narcissistic

nope. just a philosophy major

 

pinkseok
blonde?

i'm not. i have my reasons why i have to be

... you sure about that

 

momomonie
try again

and i won't ask about it but you getting scared because someone "unknown" screenshotted your snap?

i beg to differ because from what i recall, you threw the first punch which most likely changed what i used to think about you

I'M SERIOUS

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK THAT I'M A MUSIC MAJOR

 

pinkseok
black?

i WAS at first but my bestfriends yelled at me so i have no choice about it

BECAUSE YOUR NAME LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A STAGE NAME YOU BAFOON

I'M NOT THAT STUPID YOU KNOW

 

momomonie
nuh uh, try again ^^

why do i have the feeling that your bestfriends are younger than you yet acts as if they're older

AGAIN IT IS /NOT/ A STAGE NAME

STOP INSISTING THAT IT IS

 

pinkseok
FUCK THIS IS DIFFICULT

why are your guts right

I CAN'T SHAKE OFF THAT FEELING THAT YOU'RE A MUSIC ENTHUSIAST

 

momomonie
here's a deal

if you guess my hair color, i'd give one more fact about me JUST because i'm born to be nice

sO I WAS RIGHT?

IT'S BECAUSE I /AM/ A MUSIC ENTHUSIAST WHO IS A PHILOSOPHY MAJOR

GOD WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STUBBORN

 

pinkseok
FUCK YES RIGHT ON

yes.... two of them are 2 years younger than me while the other one is 3 years

IMPOSSIBLE

IF YOU'RE A MUSIC ENTHUSIAST, SHOULDN'T YOU BE A MUSIC MAJOR

 

momomonie
now choose.

but i'll give you a hint

my new hair color right now isn't the typical hair color of a normal person

so you're a kid at heart ....

YOU'RE TOO TYPICAL, JIN

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN I CAN'T EVEN

 

pinkseok
nEw hAiR coLOr ?¿?¿

w h a t.

no i'm not !! it just so happened that i have three younger childhood friends

okay maybe two of them are childhood friends but the other one can already be mistaken as one because of how long we are together as bestfriends !!

STOP LAUGHING AT ME :((((

 

momomonie
yep, i decided to dye my hair since my bestfriend insisted to

that's cute tbh

i mean you have three younger bestfriends who are very protective of you or smth

but i guess you're more protective of them than they are to you?

I CAN'T

 

pinkseok
kandjsjxnkajdjwd ok give me a sec

so not black, brown or blonde. how about pink?

why? aren't your bestfriends protective of you?

ofc i am, i'm their strong and independent mother

if someone dares to mess with my children then they have to go through me

i won't hesistate to beat the fuckers out of them

MEANIE

 

momomonie
ehh close but that was my hair color like 9 months ago?

it's more of like them hitting and screaming at me shows that they actually care so basically it's painful love

from what i know you're not even good at fighting

it was funny okay :(

 

pinkseok
that's so CLOSE fuck akdjejd how about green?

aww sad

who told you

 

momomonie
that's my hair color when i first entered the university

i know, idek if i should be thankful or not

myself or more like i convinced myself that you're not good in anything but to keep on telling everyone how handsome you are

 

pinkseok
for freak's sakes how come i didn't even noticed you when your hair color literally screams ATTENTION

you should be thankful, ignoring you means they don't care soooo

are we srsly talking about this again? I'M NOT THE NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE EVERYONE SAYS IN THE UNI AKDSJDNEM

 

momomonie
i told you, i'm a nobody which is why i don't even want you to find out about my face

yeah good point

i find that hard to believe after what happened yesterday

 

pinkseok
i don't want to believe that a "nobody" exists in this world so yes, i would still insist for a selca from you

anyway, PURPLE

AOJDKSKKDD AGAIN IT WAS AN ACT OF SELF-DEFENCE

 

momomonie
.... how

 

pinkseok
omfg

i guessed it right?

I GUESSED IT RIGHT?

 

momomonie
there are hundreds of colors...

 

pinkseok
OMFG SO I GUESSED IT RIGHT

I'LL LOOK FOR YOU IN THE UNI FINALLY

DON'T YOU EVEN DARE DYE A NEW COLOR YOU ANNOYING PRICK

 

momomonie
IT'S NOT AS IF I WOULD

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THIS SHIT IS

 

pinkseok
i'll call you grape :)

 

momomonie
no

 

pinkseok
so grape

i finally added 3 more facts about you !!

 

momomonie
i'M NOT FOOD

 

pinkseok
geez stop whining and just listen !!

so anyway, 3 more facts about you !!

d) you have purple hair

e) you change your hair color VERY often (i still wonder why you're not bald)

f) you don't like being called grape but i'd still call you grape

 

momomonie
you are deliberately good at annoying me just so you know

 

pinkseok
that's what i do best :)

and if that's the only way to make you reveal yourself to me then i would gladly annoy you to no end

 

momomonie
oh god how did i ended up to be in this kind of situation

 

pinkseok
if you didn't screenshotted my snap OR show your face in your snaps then maybe you wouldn't end up into this situation

 

momomonie
i'm starting to regret it deeply

 


 

chimcheroo
you know what's scary?

it's the fact that seokjin hyung opened a website full of colors and keeps on laughing on his phone

idk if yu call that scary but for me I Am A Bit Terrified

 

pinkseok
shut up minnie

you're highly overexaggerating

 

chimcheroo
mE? EXAGGERATING?

YOU'RE LITERALLY LAUGHING EVERYTIME YOU PICK A FUCKING COLOR

 

taebae
why did you even opened a color website?

 

bunkook
if i'm not mistaken

you were talking to this RM guy

 

pinkseok
he made me guess his hair color in exchange for a fact

which reminds me

HE DIDN'T TOLD ME YET OMFG

 

bunkook
you're seriously trying to find him?

 

pinkseok
hopefully i'd be able to

 

taebae
what about your mysterious angel :((

 

pinkseok
i'm still looking for him as well dw

i'm still pretty much in love with angel

but the difference between angel and moni is that one, i know angel's face and not moni's

two, i haven't talked to angel yet to moni i already have

and it's just that when i talk to moni, i enjoyed it

he's funny

i even called him grape yet he didn't liked me calling him after a food

 

chimcheroo
oh believe me hyung

it hurts

very painful af

 


 

suqua
so how was it?

 

momomonie
he found out about my hair color....

he'll find me that's for sure

 

suqua
eh sooner or later he's gonna find out anyway

 

hoeseok
what's so bad about showing yourself to him?

 

momomonie
are you even hearing yourself seok?

i'm not worth it for him to see

just no?

and besides if he saw me i'm sure he'll be disappointed

 

hoeseok
pls anyone who saw your face wasn't disappointed

 

momomonie
you sure about that.

 

hoeseok
okay maybe that was like 5 years ago BUT the present is already different !!

imagine that the most popular guy AND your crush badly wants to see you

and the fact that many wanted to ask you out to be their date for prom WHICH BTW is a week from now proves that you are WORTH seeing

 

momomonie
i don't think he'll be one of those people

plus they probably wanted me to be their date cuz they couldn't find anyone else :(

 

suqua
i swear

you need to eat seokjin's self-esteem

at least for half a plate

no make it the WHOLE plate

 

hoeseok
for once

EVEN for once

have your confidence EVEN HIGHER than kim fucking seokjin

 

momomonie
don't you dare put swear words on his name bitch

 

hoeseok
you hoe i thought you don't like him since he's a narcissistic asshole?

 

momomonie
i didn't said i didn't like him

i just said that he's a narcissistic asshole like everyone says

i mean who knows i'm still hoping he can change or at least he's not the real thing

 

suqua
whatever you say

just don't change your haircolor just because he finally found out

as an advice from someone who changes his hair color as if he's changing his clothes,

and if you don't want to grow bald

and if you don't want to waste money

i suggest you to NOT dye again at least after a month

 

momomonie
but :((

 

hoeseok
jesus christ fine i'll lend you my bucket hat

just don't whine to the both of us for the whole fucking night

 

momomonie
and because you love me?

 

suqua
yeah yeah we love you too

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
HEY YOU

I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SO STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU'RE NOT HERE

 

momomonie
what the hell are you talking about.

and i thought we're done talking????

 

pinkseok
bro once we talk there's no end to it

AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME THE FACT ABOUT YOU THAT SERVES AS MY PRIZE FOR GUESSING YOUR HAIR COLOR RIGHT

 

momomonie
oh yeah i forgot

i have dimples?

 


 

pinkseok
life update: he has dimples

 

taebae
there's so many people who has dimples?

 

pinkseok
exactly

 

taebae
kookie has them

 

bunkook
that was a scar hyung

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok

wait that's it?

you have dimples?

 

momomonie
yeah?

what do you expect me to give?

my class section?

 

pinkseok
if you really want to make my job easier in finding you then sure i'll gladly accept that information :)

 

momomonie
how about a no?

 

pinkseok
there are hundreds of people with dimples

how do you expect me to find you?

 

momomonie
you don't?

and for heaven's sakes you're still into finding me?

 

pinkseok
I'M CURIOUS OKAY

70% curious 30% bored to be quite honest

 

momomonie
clearly looks like it cuz you have the time to spell out "tbqh"

level of boredness: kim seokjin

 

pinkseok
i don't even know your last name

that sucks as fuck

 

momomonie
too bad for you then

life is unfair so go and suck it up

 

pinkseok
you're mean and a tease

i just want to see your face

and be comfortable with each other

and making me calm that i'm talking to a complete but not so completely stranger

why is life really unfair

 

momomonie
you can just stop talking to me ya know

i'll gladly block you

 

pinkseok
but i need someone to talk to

plus you're a funny guy

not as funny as me cuz i haven't heard you telling any joke to me but still funny

 

momomonie
do you want me to have mercy on you?

 

pinkseok
it's as if you're looking at me with pity so no thanks

 

momomonie
that's too bad

 

pinkseok
uh why?

 

momomonie
i would have said my last name to you

 

pinkseok
......

have mercy please

 

momomonie
but you said you don't want to

you said and i quote,

"it's as if you're looking at me with pity so no thanks"

 

pinkseok
forget what i said

and that's you copy pasting my text grape

 

momomonie
call me grape then i won't tell you anything at all

 

pinkseok
hey RM

 

momomonie
that won't suffice

 

pinkseok

how about this?

 

momomonie
try again

 

pinkseok

how about now?

 

momomonie
meh

 

pinkseok

i swear to god this is the best selca i've ever done

if you didn't wheezed or choked on this then i don't know what the hell you are

and that you don't appreciate beauty

 


 

momomonie
w heezes

 

suqua
seokjin sent you a snap of his face again?

 

momomonie
c h o k e s

 

hoeseok
figures

still okay there?

 

suqua
he's in his room seokkie

i doubt i'll open the door seeing a very clean bedroom

 

hoeseok
i'm not worried about the freaking bedroom

i'm worried that namjoon might hurt himself

again

so

you still okay there?

 

momomonie
barely

 


 

[ private : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
excuse me

it depends on me if i put the person under the beautiful category or not

don't you ever believe in the saying "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" ???

 

pinkseok
ofc i believe that

and even if i said that i'm not a narcissistic bitch there's still a tad bit confidence in me

so why not use it?

 

momomonie
so you basically used your face to get out a bit of info of me

 

pinkseok
it usually works

 

momomonie
well there's definitely a first in everything

 

pinkseok
then you're definitely the first stranger i've ever talked to the longest

 

momomonie
basically i'm not a stranger

i gave you my name, my HAIR COLOR in fact, and even a bit of my facial trait

DO YOU STILL CALL THAT A STRANGER

 

pinkseok
DUMBO RM IS NOT EVEN YOUR REAL NAME

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME YOUR LAST NAME

AND FOR FUCK'S SAKES HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU BY HAIR COLOR WHEN I SEE LOTS OF STUDENTS HAVE PURPLE HAIR

 

momomonie
DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO TELL YOU MY LAST NAME?

btw 2018's color is purple which is why many people has purple hair color

god how come you do not know that

 

pinkseok
FUCKING YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

well i'm sorry if i wasn't updated with LIFE

 

momomonie
it's kim

well now you know

 

pinkseok
.......

we have the same surname

 

momomonie
i know

 

pinkseok
there are lots of kims in s. korea

 

momomonie
exactly

 

pinkseok
this would be harder than i thought

 

momomonie
you can request the registrar to get all the file cases of every kim in the university

 

pinkseok
do you even know how fucking hard that would be

 

momomonie
you should be expecting that already

 

pinkseok
do you seriously want me to suffer

 

momomonie
it was you who makes this harder

 

pinkseok
all i ever wanted is to see your face

do you even hear me sobbing?

 

momomonie
do you actually expect me to hear your sobs?

let's be practical here jin

 

pinkseok
and you're serious af

and for the love of grapes

will you PLEASE play along with my drama

 

momomonie
i didn't even signed up to be a part of your drama

 

pinkseok
you know what

i hate you

so much

 

momomonie
yeah sure love you too

 


 

taebae
three words seokjin

three words.

WHAT THE FUCK?

 

pinkseok
nOW IS NOT THE TIME TO WORRY OVER TATA HEART

WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT IS THE REASON WHY MONI SAID I LOVE YOU

 

chimcheroo
what is happening

i am confused

 

bunkook
basically

they were having a movie marathon

seokjin hyung has taetae's plushie aka tata heart

RM texted him smth that made hyung to throw the plushie towards the trashbin MIRACULOUSLY

and now tae hyung won't stop screaming bloody murder at him bc tata heart stinks already

and you know your boyfriend hyung

he hates to see tata getting thrown to the washing machine and to the dryers

 

chimcheroo
oh

SEOKJIN HYUNG

 

pinkseok
L O O K

I'M SORRY OKAY

I DIDN'T MEAN TO

I FREAKED OUT TOO MUCH I GET IT

BUT LISTEN

RM SAID I LOVES ME

L O V E S M E

 

taebae
YOU USELESS PLANK DIDN'T YOU EVEN SENSED THE AMOUNT OF SARCASM IN THAT TEXT RM SENT YOU

YOU FUCKING THREW TATA TO THE TRASH CAN

HOW ABOUT I THROW ALL YOUR MARIO FIGURINES IN THE TRASH CAN BY MISTAKE BC APPARENTLY I RECIEVED A FUCKING PICTURE OF JIMIN IN A FUCKING LINGERY

 

chimcheroo
sweats,,,, babe

this is so not the time for the new episode to exposing park twink jimin

 

bunkook
well that's uhm

honestly i don't know how to react to that

 

taebae
OFC YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU IMAGINE YOONGI AND HOSEOK IN A LINGERY YOU BRAT

 

bunkook
wow you really are mad

 

taebae
KIM FUCKING SEOKJIN FUCKING THREW TATA INTO THE TRASH BIN

BLOODY FUCKING HELL

 

pinkseok
PLS TAETAE

I'M SORRY OKAY

I DIDN'T MEAN TO I SWEAR

I'LL COOK YOUR FAVE FOR A MONTH

 

taebae
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

 

pinkseok
2 MONTHS !! I'LL COOK THEM FOR TWO MONTHS

 

taebae
okay sure :)

 

chimcheroo
.......

are you on your period tae

 

taebae
fuck you jimin

 

bunkook
look who's sleeping on the couch tonight :)

 

chimcheroo
fuck you jungkook

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok

i'm bored

talk to me

 

momomonie
clearly you are

where is that?

wait is that the indoor field?

what are you doing there?

 

pinkseok
yes i'm in the indoor field

i'm with my team to practice archery

rmb that the sports fest is a week after the prom

i have to practice

but it's not my turn yet for 30 mins and i couldn't really talk to anybody but jimin

my teachers are still in the middle of teaching the new guys

 

momomonie
you could just talk to this jimin guy?

 

pinkseok
i talk to him day and night moni do you still expect me to STILL talk to him now?

 

momomonie
touche

 

pinkseok
anyway

do you already have a date for prom?

 

momomonie
not really

i'm not planning on going

 

pinkseok
hold the fuck up

look at this word RM

prom

P R O M

now pls contemplate on your life again for an hour bc you did NOT just told me that you're not going to PROM

 

momomonie
why would i even go to prom when i don't have a date?

and i don't see any valid purpose of prom

 

pinkseok
dude what are you? a child?

PROM is literally the HIGHLIGHT of every teenage person's life before turning 20

i cannot BELIEVE you don't wanna go

 

momomonie
i know you just want to see me that badly so shut up cuz it's not working

 

pinkseok
EVEN SO

you can't miss this party

i mean, this is just once in a lifetime

 

momomonie
my bestfriends wanted me to come as well

they said the three of us would dance together

i highly doubt that i'll even leave the party without forcing myself to actually leave bc i ended up witnessing my bestfriends fuck each other's mouths out infront of me

 

pinkseok
smh same?

although one of my bestfriends is single and wants me to have his "fake date" just to lighten up my feelings

 

momomonie
why would he have to do that?

 

pinkseok
you don't need to know

so, you going?

it'll be fun

i promise i won't look for you this time

 

momomonie
you sure about that?

how am i supposed to be sure that you won't look for me?

 

pinkseok
the exact same way on how sure you let me know that who i'm talking to right now is not a stranger who's obsessed with me

 

momomonie
wow that completely backfired me

but on a serious note?

 

pinkseok
i won't look for you i swear on all my mario figurines

you gotta exprience this for once

i'll back off for the moment and let you enjoy the night :))

 

momomonie
you're being nice today

that's surprising

 

pinkseok
brat i've always been nice

you just bring the bitch side of me

btw you have to update me AFTER the party

not DURING but BEFORE and AFTER the party

bc i'm more than sure that i'm already wasted by that time

 

momomonie
are you sure it's AFTER the party or the night AFTER the party?

 

pinkseok
....

if i reply then i'm still pretty much alive so

 

momomonie
don't you ever think that for once alcohol is actually bad for you?

 

pinkseok
i rarely drink alcohol which is why i'll drink hard in prom so do you still consider that bad?

 

momomonie
yeah?

i mean it IS bad for your health

you gotta take care of your health ya know

 

pinkseok
awwwwwwww

now you DO care : " )

 

momomonie
i've been a caring person in the first place jin

 

pinkseok
you copied my lines

and you? caring?

i've never snorted so hard in my entire life

 

momomonie
not the exact word?

i imagined you being a pig

 

pinkseok
cut the crap the only thing you changed there is "caring"

okay not to be so rude to pigs but calling and imagining me as a pig is just NO

i mean me? and a pig? you need glasses dude

 

momomonie
ok fine i did copied it

i can call you piglet to make it sound cute???

 

pinkseok
wait

ARE YOU GIVING ME A NICKNAME? :D

 

momomonie
uhhh

kinda?

a token for promising to back off at prom

 

pinkseok
THAT'S CUTE AS FUCK WHAT THE HECK

THANKS GRAPES

 

momomonie
did you even heard me

i called you piglet

I'LL call you piglet

a cute nickname

CUTE nickname

but you really had the audacity to call me GRAPE

 

pinkseok
grape is a cute nickname

come on

my nickname's piglet but that doesn't mean that i'll be able to stop people from guessing that maybe i look like a pig that's why you called me piglet

so you should do the same thing


momomonie
you're unbelievable..

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momomonie
guess what i just found after 3 hours of skimming through google

 

suqua
words?

links?

videos?

facts?

pictures of whatever shit you looked at?

 

momomonie
you got the second and last right

i feel like my heart just bursted

never in my entire life i've ever thought that seokjin is actually a model

a fucking

model

i spent 3 years in this uni why the hell i wasn't aware of this

 

suqua
holy mary mother of cameras

wHO TOOK THAT PICTURE OF HIM

THE DETAILS IS FUCKING ETHEREAL

HE LOOKS HE'S GLOWING? LIKE A GOD?

WHAT EFFECTS DID HE USED THAT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE ONE?

WHO.

TOOK.

THAT.

FUCK MY FINGERS ARE ITCHED TO GRAB MY DSLR CAMERA

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

 

momomonie
and that's when i lost my trust in you that you would join me in appreciating seokjin's beauty

 

suqua
excuse me

the only person who i would appreciate in terms of beauty is my hoseok

 

hoeseok
babe as much as i love how you managed to bring life to my praise kink again

i also found something interesting :))

 

suqua
how come i'm the only one who hasn't found something interesting?

this is so unfair ????

 

hoeseok
peanut you're literally busy with your music

me and joonie are laid back here in the dorms and so we decided to just randomly search things in google

anyway

look who i found !!!

 

suqua
i have a few things to say

 

momomonie
go on

you first before me

 

suqua
okay br eathes

1) who took that pic?

2) i need to know the name, the address, phone number, what camera he/she uses, the skills

3) the position and angle is so fucking on point how is that even possible? the one who took the pic is WAY better than my prof in photography class

4) this is so surreal how is that even possible?

5) IS THAT JEON JUNGKOOK? THE JEON JUNGKOOK WHOM WE TOOK A SELCA WITH?

6) HE'S LITERALLY GLOWING???? WHAT????

7) HE LOOKED TOO PERFECT?

8) I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANY RELIGION BUT DID GOD EVEN MANAGED TO TAKE MORE TIME IN CREATING THIS WORK OF ART???

 

momomonie
you...

managed to say more things than usual

I Am Surprised

 

hoeseok
i expected this kind of reaction from him : " )

knowing that he loves photography just as much as he loves music

i knew he'd love this

 

suqua
my fingers are dying to get my camera

can you model again for me seok?

 

hoeseok
ofc bby anything for you ^^

 

momomonie
yuck

disgusting pda

 

suqua
excuse fucking me

you're just jealous that you don't get to do this with seokjin

 

hoeseok
that's not all

 

momomonie
definitely not

 

suqua
wdym?

 

hoeseok

i smh question myself if it's possible that two beautiful people would end up together

but now that i look at these two

i can finally say that it is very possible

 

suqua
wait

is that jimin and taehyung?

 

momomonie
yep

they're models

the four of them

and i am too stupid that i wasn't even aware

 

suqua
WHO !! TOOK !! THEIR !! PICTURES !!

AND HOW COME I DID NOT KNOW TOO???

 

hoeseok
it was jungkook, peanut

THE jeon jungkook whom we took a selca with

 

suqua
i....

why....

how....

 

hoeseok
tbh i just found this link about models under the modeling agency BIGHIT

i clicked the link and hold and behold

dozens of categories in the website

plus the photographers and models

turns out that the four of them are the only models in the agency

it's a small but very popular and powerful one

 

momomonie
not surprised that even though it's a small agency, it's powerful

i mean look at the models

plus jungkook's the head of the photography team

the one we showed you is like a part of the photo theme album called "LOVE YOURSELF" ??

there are 4 versions: L O V E

the one we showed you is O version

 

suqua
that is actually smart

 

hoeseok
i like the E version more though

jungkook looks so fucking good

 

momomonie
and seokjin's just as good as well

i feel lik crying

 

suqua
and jungkook took ALL of those?

except for himself?

 

momomonie
apparently yes

 

suqua
i can't believe this

how come none of us is aware that this actually exist?

do they ever modeled for other magazines?

like idk? vogue?

 

hoeseok
i did further research bc i'm that much of a person who loves tea

BIGHIT's models doesn't want to he revealed that much in popular magazines or to any magazines at all

it means that the four of them only wanted to keep it lowkey and just sell albums to those who finds them

idk why up until now they're not THAT popular in the modeling agency but if the peeps in the higher positions saw them?

10/10 BIGHIT would crumple

 

momomonie
def true

but they're loyal to Bang Shihyuk? the CEO of BIGHIT

 

suqua
how come i haven't seen jungkook to any of my photography classes....

there's only one class for photographies

 

hoeseok
maybe he has a different schedule bby

you only get those classes MWF

who knows maybe he gets it for TTHST

 

suqua
isn't that too overboard that he'll go to uni in a saturday?

 

hoeseok
we don't know the guy, peanut

anything's possible

 

suqua
well since YOU talk to seokjin already

why don't you ask him about jungkook for me?

i'm dying to know his techniques

 

momomonie
are you crazy?

rmb that he doesn't know me at all

my face and everything

 

hoeseok
from what i remembered

you told him that you have dimples as deep as the craters of the moon

 

momomonie
APART FROM THAT

he doesn't know anything

and i'd rather stick to keeping myself lowkey as much as possible

if jungkook finds out that i'm RM then there's a high chance

as high as 100%

 

suqua
you're exaggerating

 

momomonie
i only state facts here

speaking falsehoods ain't my style

anyway

there's a high chance that seokjin would see me

then everything goes down

 

hoeseok
are you really sure that everything would fall the moment he saw you?

 

suqua
the only thing that would fall once he saw you is that HE is the one would be falling to YOU

 

momomonie
did you literally just said a joke

 

suqua
it was not my intention so moving on

 

hoeseok
ANYWAY

i mean look at yourself joon

do you honestly think that everything would be a downfall once he sees you?

 

momomonie
yes

 

hoeseok
i am so annoyed that you keep things 100 when it comes to your honesty :))))

 

suqua
either way

IF jungkook finds out

me and hoseok can tell him to not tell seokjin

i believe he's a man of his word

he wouldn't sell you out

 

momomonie
i can't just blatantly ask him if jungkook goes to photography classes

he would be curious

if he knows its because of you THEN he'll approach you

THEN there would be a high possible chance that he would see you with me then everything would be doomed

i can't even imagine myself facing him

i already faced him once and it took me 5 minutes to gather myself together just to not drop my books again after i bumped into him

 

hoeseok
come on

all you gotta do is ask

if he asks why then tell him a friend wants to ask him about photography

you can even tell him our names

if he asks us about you then we would tell him that you don't want him to see you

even though i am completely against to that idea, i still respect your decisions

but still that doesn't stop me from hitting you with a frying pan because HONESTLY???? you're fucking good looking idk why the hell you look at yourself as if you're a piece of trash

 

suqua
i agree with him here

but seriously namjoon

pls ask him abt jungkook

I !! NEED !! TO !! BE !! TAUGHT !! BY !! THE !! PROFESSIONAL !!

JUNGKOOK AKA PHOTOGRAPHER SLASH MODEL

A CONCEPT

 

momomonie
fine fine

only because i finally saw a fanboy!yoongi after a very long time

 

suqua
don't you even dare bring that up

 

hoeseok
which is?

 

suqua
nothing sunshine

do you want something to eat? i can bring you home some food since i'll be leaving the studio in a few mins

 

momomonie
you even dare to ask him and not ask me

how nice of you

 

suqua
what can i say

boyfriend responsibilities

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
so someone has been modeling and i wasn't aware

 

pinkseok
wait is this RM i'm speaking to?

 

momomonie
uh yeah?

why would you even think that you're talking to an another person?

do you think i have split personalities?

 

pinkseok
oh yeah you are def RM

give me a few minutes to process that you actually texted me first

this happens once in a blue moon

i need to cherish this moment

 

momomonie
you're being dramatic again

and we've been talking for like a week alr i think we're in this type of relationship wherein it's ok for me to initiate the convo now

 

pinkseok
i live for acting too ya know

drama and fantasy is my jam

so you're not in the stage of "not wanting to talk to me" and "wanting to block me" ???

 

momomonie
i'd rather be in the logical and practical side

not a surprise why we often argue

well no? not anymore really

 

pinkseok
it's more of little bickering tbvh

opposites attract i guess?

that's a relief then

and what were you saying earlier again?

 

momomonie
you've been modeling

 

pinkseok
no i wasn't

 

momomonie
sureeeeeee

 

pinkseok
okay one, how did you find that

two, that was like 2 years ago i looked like shit

three, i'm pretty sure the agency is so lowkey what even

 

momomonie
tbvh you don't look like shit

you looked handsome there

and the other photos i've seen in the website

 

pinkseok
well shit those are like 3-5 years ago i looked more shit than that

WAIT DID YOU JUST COMPLIMENTED ME

 

momomonie
i'm human with emotions yk

i compliment people if i want to compliment them

and i'm really serious when i said you looked handsome there

even your friends are good-looking too

 

pinkseok
weeps jimin and taehyung are the real gods here

they're the perfectly symmetrical face couple

especially taehyung

did you know he won the no. 1 most handsome guy in the whole world?

he's the most popular out of us three bc of that

even gucci wanted him to model for their brand but idm he loves BIGHIT (same tbh) so he declined

jimin too is a fucking goddess

like literally

he can make sensual and sexual combine on his face experessions

a professional like taehyung

 

momomonie
but you're more handsome than them??

 

pinkseok
thanks for your opinion RM

 

momomonie
i'm being serious here

 

pinkseok
ofc you are

i mean many people do see me handsome

but there are also others who don't

i just respect their opinions that's all

bUT HEY BEING COMPLIMENTED BY YOU IS A GOOD FEELING

YOU KNOS THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FINALLY ABLED TO RELEASE THE POOP YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING?

YEAH THAT KIND OF FEELING

 

momomonie
you blatantly ruined the most serious mood ever

 

pinkseok
i'M JUST DOING THAT FOR THE SAKE OF YOU UNDERSTANDING IT BETTER

 

momomonie
by comparing it to something disgusting

I Cannot Even

btw jungkook was the one who took the pics?

 

pinkseok
IT'S NOT THAT DISGUSTING

DON'T YOU POOP EVERYDAY?

yeah jungkook's a photographer as well

HEAD photographer to be exact

he really likes taking pictures and even told me that the prof in his photography class is shitty at taking photos

in which i definitely agree

the prof can just take his ass away and jungkook can take over

that kid has a gift i tell you

 

momomonie
really?

my bestfriend's in photography as well

he told me that no one in his class is really that good

and the fact that he's practically the best in class makes him disappionted since he wants someone better than him can teach him the real flaws in his pictures

 

pinkseok
maybe he's in a different schedule?

what's his name?

 

momomonie
min yoongi?

 

pinkseok
omg

 


 

pinkseok
YO FUCKERS

I HAVE TEA TO SHARE

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chimcheroo
i don't know which one i should react first

the fact that you called us 'fuckers' or you have tea

 

pinkseok
I'M EXCITED TO SHARE THIS OKAY

FINALLY SOMEONE WOULD HAVE A BOYFRIEND

MAKE IT TWO BOYFRIENDS BECAUSE THIS ONE ALREADY HAS ONE

 

bunkook
why do i get this weird feeling that i'm involved into this tea

 

taebae
it's because you ARE the only one who has a crush on a COUPLE

 

pinkseok
jungkook you gotta switch scheds in your photography class

like

RIGHT NOW

 

bunkook
i'm in the middle of my dance class hyung

do you think i can just bolt out of the doors NOW?

and besides, why would i even switch schedules with it? i'm already comfortable with the arrangement of my schedules

 

pinkseok
jfc if you don't want to die a spinster then switch schedules already

you'll thank me soon enough for this i swear to god

 

bunkook
how about a no?

 

chimcheroo
how about a yes?

i don't really know what tea seokjin hyung's gonna say, which btw you're SUPPOSED to tell us already, but it concerns about your love life so you HAVE to do it

 

bunkook
cries

why is my love life your business

 

taebae
because we know that you're clueless as fuck and won't do any moves

at all

 

pinkseok
rmb min yoongi?

the guy who took a selca with you?

i got an another fact from RM

seems to be that yoongi is RM's bestfriend so i'm pretty sure hoseok is also his bestfriend

RM saw our modeling photos guys

the LY concept

 

chimcheroo
isn't that like 2 years ago?

which reminds me that we should get back to modeling again

i miss the staff already :((

 

pinkseok
same

so yeah i'm pretty sure that yoongi and hoseok saw this as well

idk RM told me that yoongi wanted someone who's better than him to teach him skills since all the peeps in his class ain't good

same goes to his prof

 

bunkook
there's only one prof for photography so i'm confident that the one he talks about is shitty in taking photos

 

taebae
the only reason why you can say that is because your dad taught you real photography skills

 

pinkseok
aren't you even going to react to this kookie?

MIN YOONGI wants YOU to be in his class

like

MORE THAN ANYTHING

 

bunkook
so basically he just wanted me there because i have great photography skills

okay sure that's fine

really

 

chimcheroo
he ain't happy about this clearly

 

pinkseok
don't assume that he likes you only for your skills

he likes LIKES you

same goes to hoseok

think about it

if you and yoongi become close then maybe you'll be able to be close to hoseok as well

 

bunkook
well yeah but

they're dating each other

 

pinkseok
!!!!!!!!

POLY

RELATIONSHIP

EXISTS

!!!!!!!!

 

taebae
just see what happens there kook

you gotta step up your game

test the waters

don't assume

 

bunkook
YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY ASSUMUNG THAT THE BOTH OF THEM LIKE ME

WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE

 

taebae
the only damn difference is that you are ASSUMING they DON'T like you while we STATE THE FACT that they DO like you

 

pinkseok
there's no winning to this kook

if you don't want to leave me behind in prom even if i want you to mingle with the two

then the least you could do is to approach them

 

bunkook
.... fine

only because i don't have much of a choice

and can i just ask for his number instead of actually switching schedules?

i don't want any conflicts with my other classes so he and i can just meet at a studio or somewhere

 

pinkseok
nOW THAT'S BETTER

 

chimcheroo
since yoongi is RM's bestfriend

maybe you can actually go and see him himself or ask yoongi for his picture?

i mean you've been trying to find him for like more than week now

 

pinkseok
i'm actually planning on doing that

IF yoongi and jungkook agrees to meet each other

high chances that i'll finally be able to see him akdjkksde

 

taebae
how about your angel then?

 

pinkseok
i haven't seen him yet again

ugh he's always so difficult to spot

 

chimcheroo
you never know you'll see them wherever you are right now.

where are you anyway?

we miss your cooking

 

pinkseok
wow so you miss my cooking but not me

well go fuck yourself jimin

 

chimcheroo
I AM OFFENDED?

I ONLY SAID I MISS YOUR COOKING

 

pinkseok
you could have told me that you missed me first THEN my cooking

 

taebae
it's true that we missed your cooking

jimin has been eating cup noodles for 2 days straight

and i miss my cuddle bear

 

chimcheroo
the food here at camp stinks ugh

i knew i shouldn't have agreed on this stupid hiking

why did we even need to do this

what does this have to do with biology

and your cooking is way better hyung

and and i'm serious that i miss YOU and your cooking

BUT ofc i miss my cuddle puppy as well

 


pinkseok
yeah sure jimin i miss you too

if you bring me back some evergreen leaves since i need them to give some more displag in my room then i'll cook you black bean noodles

 


chimcheroo
fuck idek the difference between an evergreen tree and an oak tree

but for those black bean noodles then i shall find it for you

 

taebae
aww ily babe

 

bunkook
save me and hyung from the cheesiness

we LITERALLY don't need that shit

 

taebae
if you just approach yoonseok then MAYBE you'll be able to recieve as much pda as possible

 


bunkook
jesus fucking christ hyung i DID told you that i'll talk to hyung

where are you seokjin hyung?

 

pinkseok
here at the library

i need to look for some korean - english dictionary

fuck why did i even got linguistics as a subject

the prof wanted us to translate an english paragraph to korean

I Hate Translation

 

bunkook
i need yoongi hyung's number

 

pinkseok
oh yeah right

5470-920-XXXX

 

bunkook
thanks

 

taebae
you better tell yoongi that you love him

tell him that you love hoseok too

 

bunkook
h Y U N G

 


 

pinkseok
i take it back

i take it all back

I Love Linguistics

 

chimcheroo
what has happened?

aND I FINALLY GRABBED SOME EVERGREEN LEAVES FOR YOU !!

 

pinkseok

I SAW ANGEL

RIP KIM SEOKJIN

FUCK HE LOOKS SO FREAKING HANDSOME

HE EVEN HAS PURPLE FUCKING HAIR

 

taebae
omg those dimples are seriously cute

 

bunkook
he has a unique face now that i observed it more clearly

oh god please tell me you did your very best to take a picture of him without him noticing you

 

pinkseok
if you mean "doing best" is actually me hiding behind the bookshelves and sneak a peek at him for once in a while as if i'm james bond then yes

i did my very best to take a picture of him without getting caught

 

chimcheroo
why are you being ridiculous again hyung

you know that you could just do the usual moves?

like hide your phone behind a book as if you're reading

and make sure your phone doesn't have flash so that when you take a picture you wouldn't get caught?

 

taebae
but that's the old school ways jimin

and i'm pretty sure that everyone knows those kinds of moves already

 

pinkseok
plus angel looks so smart

i mean

HE'S READING HISTORY BOOKS

WHO TF READS AND CARES ABT HISTORY?

MY CRUSH. MY ANGEL

I'M AMAZED AND IS DEAD

RIP KIM SEOKJIN

CAUSE OF DEATH:

THIS ANGEL.

 

bunkook
then what are you doing standing there like an idiot?

 

pinkseok
well

heh

funny story

i was ABOUT to

but someone called him and now he's gone :((

i feel like crying honestly

 

chimcheroo
aww :(

well at least you saw him again !!

who knows maybe he'll show up at prom

 


pinkseok
with a date.

 

chimcheroo
now you're beating yourself up :(

 

taebae
and here we go again

hyung istg you can just boldly ask him?

 

pinkseok
believe me

i WANT to

but everytime i even had the chance to see him i ended up backing away bc i would ask myself if he really is real

 


chimcheroo
^ mood

 

bunkook
well definitely you'll not be able to get him to be your date for the prom

 


pinkseok
wow

coming from someone who also doesn't have the balls to talk to his crushes

 


bunkook
I THOUGHT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU HERE

 

pinkseok
STOP WHINING

YOU HANDLE YOUR LOVE LIFE WHILE I HANDLE MINE

JUST LET ME CRY IN THE CORNER FOR A SECOND OKAY

 


 

[ private chat : suqua ]

 

bunkook
uhh hello

this is jeon jungkook

the guy whom you had a selca with at the tuxedo shop at the mall??

seokjin hyung told me that his friend told him about you wanting to work with me so he gave me your number

i hope i got it right

is it more like me teaching you?

 

suqua
oh my god

i actually didn't expect you to text me

and yes i know you

i'm min yoongi btw

 

bunkook
hello

i'm sorry if i look awkward

i'm not really good in talking with people

 

suqua
lol no it's okay

i grew up being alone for like 16 years so we're basically the same

my boyfriend is the reason why i even have friends to begin with

 

bunkook
oh yeah!

jung hoseok right?

i bumped into him at one of my dance classes

he's really sweet and kind

 

suqua
right?

and he's handsome too c ries

 

bunkook
that i can definitely agree

i mean what?

AHHAHAHA omg i'm sorry i didn't mean to say that

please ignore my choice of words

 

suqua
no no it's fine

i mean it's true that he's handsome

it's not bad to admire and to brag

 

bunkook
he really has a sharp jawline

anyway, seokjin hyung told me that you want me to teach you my skills in the photography field?

 

suqua
actually yeah

the prof is nowhere being professional so i really needed someone who is actually good at it and is better than me so that i can actually learn something new to me

 

bunkook
yeah sure i can help you with that

can you give me samples though?

any pictures?

 

suqua
sure!

if you don't mind, i used my boyfriend as a model?

 

bunkook
i don't mind that ^^

 

suqua
great !!

here

this was a year ago when we were at the beach for a date

i couldn't help but take a picture of him since well, he looks perfect

 

bunkook
wow...

 

suqua
i hope you don't mind me talking about hoseok ;;

 

bunkook
no no it's actually fine

do you have more?

 

suqua
well i have a few more

 

bunkook
the pictures are really great

not that rusty as well

the angles are definitely on point

but maybe we should talk about how you handle the camera

even though the angle on where you're supposed to shoot is perfect, the way the picture's orientation needs some more improvement

and also the filter

do you want to meet somewhere?

so that we can talk about this more

 

suqua
you can go to the dance studio where you often practice

hoseok informed me that he memorizes all the students assigned to each dance studio

you can meet the both of us there since i'll be having hoseok as my model for my next project

 

bunkook
uh sure! no problem ahahaha

i remembered that hoseok hyung is like dancer lee's PA already

no doubt he memorizes the dancers' assigned studios

does tomorrow sound good?

 

suqua
sure, tomorrow is great ^^

see you jungkook

 

bunkook
see you hyung

 


 

bunkook
give me time to breathe

hoseok hyung looks fucking fantastic

he's the most beautiful model i've ever seen

 

pinkseok
now you feel my pain

 


 

suqua
seokkie, we'll be meeting with jungkook tomorrow at his studio

i'm so excited to seek help from a freaking professional

 

hoeseok
hOLY COW

I /AM/ EXCITED TO MEET JUNGKOOK :D

 

momomonie
you better not sold me out

 

hoeseok
ofc we won't

we promise :)

 

momomonie
that smiley is not assuring at all

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[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
so i have a theory

and don't even laugh if it's funny

i worked hard in thinking about this so i deserve an appreciation

 

momomonie
theory about what though?

and you can just tell that to your bestfriends? to jungkook, jimin and taehyung?

 

pinkseok
theory about you

and your dimples

and i already DID told them which results to a:

1) jimin tripping over from a twig bc apparently he's in a hiking and is not even watching where he's going and is busy reading my long ass theory

2) taehyung blocking me in twitter and messanger because he thinks that i might get aborted by aliens because of how irrelevant yet deep science shit it is

and 3) jungkook locking me in my own bedroom with the key in his hands

so i am currently sitting on my bed, talking to you in my mario pyjamas whils taking notes whenever i thought of something that can helpy theory

 

momomonie
uh wow

mario pyjamas? don't you have classes? it's literally 11:30 in the morning

your theory better be good though

 

pinkseok
what? i love mario can't you even tell from my snaps?

oh it IS good alright

again my bestfriends ended up leaving me alone bc of it

 

momomonie
i highly doubt that they left you bc of how good that theory is

cross out good, replace it with crazy

 

pinkseok
dumbass you haven't even heard my theory yet

 

momomonie
more like i haven't 'read' it yet

 

pinkseok
MOVING ON

so according to what you told me and the facts i've gathered

here's what i came up with:

you have dimples, have purple hair, name is RM which i hypothetically think is not really a real name but a nickname, loves music but is a psychology major, doesn't like to be called grapes and definitely doesn't want to be known

wtf you're basically an unknown being

you must be an alien, that's why you don't want to show up

 

momomonie
uh wait that's your theory?

 

pinkseok
what

no, not yet

so here's my theory:

you might be a tall kind of person since you literally hate to be called grape since the fruit is the same size as your eyeball

more or less you're taller than me

don't ask me why, it's my gut that's been telling me that you're taller

 

momomonie
can't the reason "i don't want to be called after a food" valid as to why i don't like "grape" as your nickname for me

 

pinkseok
if you change your hair color then maybe i'll stop calling you grape

anyway, next is your dimples

your dimples might be as deep as the fucking marianas trench because my guts says so

i was contemplating if you dimples are as deep as a moon crater or the trench itself but most dimples are as deep as moon craters so i'd rather go with the unique one which is as deep as the marianas trench

 

momomonie
..... how could you even say that i'm unique

and do you like, put all your bets to your guts? not everything is right about your guts

 


pinkseok
it's because you're the only anti-social person who has doesn't have a single social meda account except for snapchat, period.

and don't you dare underestimate my guts

these babies are extravegant when it comes to prediction

anyway, next is your major

 

momomonie
did you literally just called your 'guts' as babies

you are SO weird why am i still talking to you

 

pinkseok
it's because you enjoy talking to me so shut the hell up and L IST EN

so i don't really and TRULY convinced that you're a psychology major BECAUSE !!!

 

momomonie
your guts says so

 

pinkseok
you really had the audacity to interrupt me do you

you're an annoying grape

bad !! grape !!

 

momomonie
why are you scolding me like a dog

i can already imagine you pointing at me with your pouty angry face saying "bad grape! bad!"

 

pinkseok
shouldn't you be the one getting annoyed

you're just annoying and downgrading yourself into a dog

 

momomonie
believe me i'm already annoyed the moment you called me grape again

 

pinkseok
A N Y W A Y

so yes i believe that you're a music major

like dude did you just realized that is an arts school?

 

momomonie
no it's not

 

pinkseok
Seoul University of A R T S

nice try but i ain't some stupid asswipe

 

momomonie
....

again i'm a psychology major

 

pinkseok
YO PSYCHOLOGY IS JUST A SUBJECT

THE MAIN COURSES HERE ARE ARTS

A R T S

WHICH CONSISTS OF MUSIC, DANCING, SINGING, COOKING, PHOTOGRAPHY, THEATER, DRAWING, ETC.

I CAN GO ON IF YOU WANT

 

momomonie
i'm impressed you'vd gone this far into believing that i'm a psych major

 

pinkseok
bitch i didn't BELIEVE

it just took me time to prove it that you're not

so what you and yoongi are both music majors?

 

momomonie
well yoongi is taking two majors

he can't really choose between the two since his love for photography and music are just as equal

 

pinkseok
well not a surprisd that he wanted to he taught by jungkook

ANYWAY !!

so here's my theory now

 

momomonie
wait so like you're not yet done with your theory?

 

pinkseok
do i look like i'm done

no potato i am far from done

so you know moana?

 

momomonie
everybody loves disney ofc i know moana

 

pinkseok
ok good cuz i would be offended deeply as deep as the earth's core if you're not even aware of the movie moana

SO !!

i theorized that you're like te fiti

the green goddess who created life and shit

 

momomonie
... so you're saying i looked like a beautiful lady

no actually you're saying that i LOOK LIKE A LADY

 

pinkseok
ALMOST a lady

I MEAN !! you look like te fiti

or at least i imagine your face as similar as hers

i mean look !!

she's tall

 

momomonie
she's a giant, seokjin

a goddess.

 


pinkseok
i know... shut up

anyway i couldn't find dimples her dimples becaus of her long ass hair BUT i'm sure she has one

and i may not have explained your eyes but i imagined you having her eyeshape AND the face shape

not exactly but ALMOST a face alike

 

momomonie
i honestly came here to have a good time

not having my manly pride getting stabbed again and again

 

pinkseok
this must be your reaction already

i know i shouldn't be laughing but here i am

laughing on the floor

 

momomonie
tbh

that's not even close to my reaction rn

it's more of like a

bitch i'm molten hot lava furious

 

pinkseok
i know you aren't

you love my sense of humor

 

momomonie
no i don't

 

pinkseok
mhm love ya too

 

momomonie
no i don't

 

pinkseok

 

momomonie
deletes

 

pinkseok
ungrateful untouched piece of grape

 


 

 

momomonie
he theorizes that i look like te fiti the goddess in moana

 

hoeseok
he ain't wrong though surprisingly

 

momomonie
ungrateful and untouched piece of horse

 

suqua
you're coming with us in meeting jungkook

 

momomonie
wait what?

NO.

WHY WOULD I GO WITH YOU

 

suqua
jungkook told me to bring at least 2 models in order for him to teach me to capture models that are more than one

and since i have a project that needs two models, i'll have you and seokkie

 

momomonie
I REFUSE

I'M NOT EVEN GOOD AT MODELING

 

suqua
okay listen here

not good in modeling?

so what you're putting all my effort of taking pics of you into waste?

THESE WORKS OF ART?

 

momomonie
SEOKJIN WOULD FIND OUT ABOUT ME THROUGH JUNGKOOK YOONGI

YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT THAT

 

suqua
hoseok already has a plan okay

trust us

and i really don't have much of a choice since you two are the closest i got

and i can't deal with models whom i'm not close with

 

momomonie
BUT YOONGI

 

hoeseok
for fuck's sakes

stop being a dick and get your ass ready cuz you are comin with us whether you like it or not

 

momomonie
:((

hoseokkkkkkk

 

hoeseok
no brat that whining ain't working

now get that butt crackalakin' already or else i'll push this spatula right up your asscrack

 

 


 

bunkook
so

i'm meeting with yoongi and hoseok hyung today

i'm already in the cafe rn since yoongi wanted to eat smth while discussing so change of plans

nervous as fuck i can't even hold my legs together

 


pinkseok
you just have to breathe in and out child

it is very normal to feel like this when it's your first time meeting with your crush

 

chimcheroo
correction: crushes

 

bunkook
it's already my second time hyung

an no you don't even understand

these two are GODS

fucking GODS i tell you

when yoongi hyung gave me the pics with hoseok as his model, i literally choked on my coke

 

taebae
as his witness, yes he choked on his coke alright

 

bunkook
and now that i'm meeting them again

TALKING to them like a normal person

well being normal is getting very difficult for me to act

 

pinkseok
again

it's normal

just be yourself !!

they'll like you for the way you are trust me

 

chimcheroo
they're going to meet because he's gonna teach yoongi though

not because they're going on a date

 

taebae
so are you guys going to have a collab or something?

 

bunkook
god i don't mind at all if they're my models

i'd taking pictures of every angle

have themes of every kind

i'll even agree to having a nude theme

 

pinkseok
OMFG KOOK

YOU'RE FUCKING WHIPPED

 

taebae
ehhh

i kind of see more of like a lust then actually like?

 

bunkook
you can't really help it hyung

i mean i might like them even more if i get to know them more

but for now i'm pretty sure this is infatuation

 

pinkseok
UGH WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN THE MOMENT

 

chimcheroo
it's because it's the truth?

and the truth hurts like a bitch

 

bunkook
should i just buy them some dessert and drink instead of them buying it?

 

taebae
oooohhhh doing the moves already

i like this ;)

 

pinkseok
i honestly can't imagine you doing the moves but i trust you that you'll do it perfectly

 

bunkook
geez hyung i already know what i should do and what i should not do

i have jimin and taehyung hyung as my mentors who shows disgusting public affection 25/8

 

chimcheroo
excuse you at least you got a few pointers and now you even dare to call our pda D ISGUST IN G

 

taebae
he'll manage to know the feeling soon jimin let him be

 

bunkook
but on a more serious note

should i act really serious when i teach them? like professionally?

 

pinkseok
i think yoongi would appreciate it if you take this seriously

 

chimcheroo
you can talk professionally while smiling at the same time?

you know, to make the atmosphere less tense and not to make it look like they're a married couple asking for a divorce infront of a lawyer

 

bunkook
!!!!!!

tHEY'RE HERE

 

pinkseok
omg i wish you luck kookie

you better have a condom in your wallet

 

bunkook
HYUNG OH MY GOD

 

pinkseok
what?

it's for protection okay !!

we never know what might happen right?

i mean even if you gonna bang guy

that'll be 100% protected from any diseases !!

 

chimcheroo
are you simply implying that jungkook has STDs

 

pinkseok
well not really???

okay fine maybe yes bUT i still trust jungkook that he's clean as a fucking soap and all

 

bunkook
omfg nO HYUNG

I MEAN OH YMY GOD

SO WE'RE BASICALLY SITTING NEAR THE ENTRANCE TO THE CAFE

YOONGI TOLD ME THAT THERE'S AN ANOTHER ONE COMING

SO IT MEANS IT'S NOT THE THREE OF US ONLY

I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED THAT I TOLD HIM THAT HE MUST HAVE TWO MODELS

SO HERE I AM

SITTING INFRONT OF YOONSEOK

AND LOOK WHO CAME INTO THE DOOR CALLING OUT THEIR NAMES?

 

pinkseok
oh fuck

it's angel

hOly FREAKSHIT thAT'S MY ANGEL

 

taebae
aaaanddd there he is on the floor yet again

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pinkseok
I WAS NOT INFORMED???

THAT YOONGI KNOWS ANGEL????

I AM DECEASED???

GODDAMN ALL THOSE VISUALS INCLUDED IN THE TOP 100 MOST HANDSOME FACES

DAMN THEM ALL ANGEL IS THE FUCKING GOD HERE

EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT A GUY LIKE HIM EXISTS

HE ENTERED THE FUCKING CAFE AS IF HE'S WALKING ON THE RED CARPET

 

taebae
you asshole i'm 1st rank in the top 100 most handsome faces

i am deeply o f f e n d e d

 

pinkseok
FUCK OFF TAE ANGEL IS THE BEST GOOD LOOKING HUMAN BEAN IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY

NOT THE FUCKING COUNTRY BUT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD

 

bunkook
jafiwjnfne qUIET SEOKJIN HYUNG

I'M TRYING MY BEST NOT TO SPILL THE FREAKING BEANS

 

chimcheroo
just when i thought we'd be getting one good tea

but then he came as if he's an asteroid and gave us two delicious and freshly brewed tea

i like this

 

bunkook
i'll update okay

ONLY if you shut the freak up hyung

you're panicking and a panic!seokjin makes me panic as well

 

pinkseok
my fingers are stitched

 

bunkook
okay so

hoseok hyung is like a freaking god

 

pinkseok
i want angel

not your fucking boylets

 

bunkook
either you hear me go on and on about yoonseok and your angel or you fuck the hell off and miss out everything

it's hard to update about 3 people let me l ive for once

 

pinkseok
i'm listening

 

chimcheroo
tHE SAVAGERY

 

bunkook
so anyway

i hate to break it to you hyung but hoseok's more handsome than you are

he looks like a goddess

an angel

a sunshine

a sunshine entering the darkness of this cruel and fucked up world

can you believe that a piece of gorgeous specimen exists? like guys you don't even understand what i feel right now

I FEEL LIKE SPOILING HIM WITH EVERY GODDAMN THING IN THIS WORLD JUST TO SEE HIS MEGA-WATT SMILE

HE'S SO FRIENDLY AS WELL AND I LOVE HIS LAUGH SO MUCH

and then there's yoongi hyung

YOONGI on the other hand looks like a fuckboy

a HOT one in fact

his fingers looks like he can do wonders

he even wears a ROLEX

R O L E X

do you have ANY idea how expensive that shit is?

like yo those fingers with the rolex?

10/10 a daddy at its finest like spank me daddy please

 

taebae
oh my god....

did i just saw jungkook switching in a span of 20 seconds

 

chimcheroo
when your two crushes are both soft and hard

shaking your head no but you say yes

 

bunkook
THIS IS H A RD

YOONGI HYUNG'S VOICE IS LITERALLY ROUGH

ROUGH AS FREAKING SANDPAPER

I WANT TO SCREAM HE LOOKS LIKE A SUGAR DADDY

HOSEOK HYUNG IS SO FUCKING LUCKY TO HAVE HIM

BUT I WANT HOSEOK HYUNG TOO

sniffles

yoongi hyung offered me that he'll buy cake

and then hoseok hyung butted in saying that he'll pay for the coffee

why are they so sweet

 

taebae
this must be what mood swings look like

 

pinkseok
okay i already heard eNOUGH and i just witnessed how much of a SLUT my child is BUT i need d etai ls of MY ANGEL?????

 

bunkook
i'M ON IT OKA Y

YOONSEOK JUST LEF T FOR FOOD

ANYWAY

SO I AM NOW TALKING TO HIM WHILST TEXTING UNDERNEATH

MAY I REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS FUCKING HARD TO DO

BUT I LOOK LIKE A PROFESSIONAL SO I AIN'T EVEN COMPLAINING

 

taebae
u PD ATE

WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MORE LIKE A WEEK

PROM IS TOMORROW WE GOTTA KNOW SO THAT SEOKJIN CAN MAKE HIS MOVE

 

bunkook
STOP PR ESSURING ME

his name is namjoon and he's a music major like yoongi

 

pinkseok
namjoon...

namjoon...........

i loved it

holy mother of all ages i finALLY KNOW HIS NAME AFTER MONTHS

FUCK YES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I FINALLY KNOW MY CRUSH'S NAME

 

chimcheroo
yeah congrats we kNOW SO GIVE US MORE TEA JUNGKOOK

 

bunkook
HIS V OICE HYUNG

OHMG

20/10 WOULD MOAN OUT LOUD FOR YOU

 

pinkseok
doN'T EVEN DARE

I'D RATHER NOT BE TAINTED JUST BECAUS EOF HIS VOICE

JUST NO

HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL JUNGKOOK

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D THINK OF SUCH MALICE OVER HIM?

 

bunkook
if you don't want to believe me

audio_189.mp4

that's him talking about how he and yoongi and hoseok met

 

chimcheroo
lmao just how many voice records do you even keep in your phone

 

bunkook
i practice singing okay i hAVE to

 

pinkseok
i...

my soul...

my heart...

my mind....

is this what angels sound like when they're singing?

bOI HIS VOICE IS DEEP AS FUCK I'M SCREAMING HALLELUJAH

 

taebae
LMAO

hyung when he saw namjoon's face:

hyung when he found out his name:

hyung when he heard his voice:

 

chimcheroo
the most accurate thing i've ever agreed upon

 

bunkook
SO

HE'S YOONGI'S AND HOSEOK'S BESTFRIENDS

I ASKED HIM ABOUT RM BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THAT MUCH HYUNG I'LL SQUEEZE EVERY INFO FROM HIM JUST FOR YOU

 

pinkseok
mY CHILD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

GOD BLESS YOU

 

bunkook
THAT WOULD STING HYUNG

anyway

he KNOWS RM but he said that it's he's really a shy person and not that confident about himself

he's rather not tell much about him since it's better if RM tells me himself

aLSO !!

"please tell seokjin that RM has no intention of doing anything that you said. he has reasons on why he doesn't want to show his face to you. and it's not really my place to say it"

wait what did you even tell him hyung?

 

pinkseok
THE THINGS THAT /JIMIN/ TOLD ME WOULD HAPPEN IF I REPLY TO HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE

 

chimcheroo
hEY IN MY DEFENSE

I JUST SAID THAT HE MIGHT BE SOME OBSESSED FAN OR STALKER BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE 21ST CENTURY WORKS

STALKERS AND OBSESSED FANS BE LIKE:

ANONYMOUS LETTERS AND GIFTS ARE DEAD

HELLO DEADASS STRAIGHT TO THE POINT INSENSITIVE BITCHES

 

pinkseok
namjoon is so fucking sweet i want to cry so hard

he's so considerate doing this for RM

no one deserves a person like namjoon

literally NO ONE

he looks so fucking soft

can you like

take a picture of him again?

 

bunkook
give me time

it's hard to take a candid shot if you're literally infront of him with just a small round table between the two of us

 

taebae
how's yoonseok?

 

bunkook

he went down to pick up the toothpick and lecTURED me about littering but his visuals and the angle is just right so i took a picture of him this way

aleady back with loTS OF CAKES

I MEAN SURE WE'RE 4 BUT WHY THE HELL DID THEY BOUGHT 8 CAKES

"5 of them are yours since we know how hungry you are"

"you just got out from dance practice, we want to you to eat a lot to restore your energy. yoongi is very hard to deal with sometimes"

I FEEL LOVED I FEEL SPOILED I FEEL CARED

 

chimcheroo
you coconut haired brat you didn't feel the same way when the three of us literally took care of you?

 

bunkook
it's more of a

I FEEL ATTACKED I FEEL OFFENDED I FEEL HATRED

 

chimcheroo
rude ass bitch

 

pinkseok
is it possible to even see light?

everytime i look at my phone it's as if the heavens parted the clouds and wanted me to enter paradise

 

taebae
don't tell me you saved those two pics and made it your wallpaper

 

pinkseok
ain't telling anything

 

taebae
you indeed made it your wallpapers

 

bunkook
!!!!!!!!!

NAMJOON'S NOT GOING TO THE PROM

 

pinkseok
HE WON'T WHAT

 

bunkook
namjoon told me that he's not attending prom tomorrow

he has to go back to Ilsan because of family priorities and stuff

 

pinkseok
my heart cracked

 

chimcheroo
aww hyung :((

 

taebae
YOU STILL HAVE JUNGKOOK THO !!

 

bunkook
i don't think so hyung

"but RM would be there. you told me seokjin wants to see his face right? if he finds harder then maybe he'll be able to see him."

he grinned, seokjin

hE frEAKiNg GRINNED LIKE A CHESIRE CAT

ME AND YOONSEOK ARE BASICALLY GOLDFISHES WITH MOUTHS FORMING AN 'O' AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL

WAIT I BETTER GO

I NEED TO DISCUSS NOW WITH YOONGI HYUNG

TTYL HYUNGS

 

chimcheroo
there's your chance hyung

TAKE IT

 

pinkseok
ABSOLUTELY NOT

i would never break my promise

i promised RM that i would let him enioy the night without me bothering him in finding his face

i'd rather be alone than losing his trust

 

taebae
wait so what you're trying to get his trust in order for you see his face?

 

pinkseok
NO!

i mean

ugh it's complicated

he really looks like he doesn't want to show his face

maybe because he doesn't see himself as good-looking, idk what he looks like so how am i supposed to say to him that he's handsome?

maybe he has low self-esteem, or he has issues with himself

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

but the mere thought of just talking to him is already fine

like i know it has just been a week, and i may not have known a lot about him yet

but it's really fun to talk to him i swear

 

chimcheroo
yeah

as if opening a website full of colors because he made you want to guess his hair color and laughing at your phone for 5 straight minutes because he sent you a picture of te ka implying that that's his reaction right now doesn't look like he's a funny person

 

pinkseok
as much as i love namjoon since he's like my crush

ALL TIME 5 STAR CRUSH BTW

i won't take that offer or suggestion or whatever he wants to call it

i'll let RM have fun for one night, period.

 

taebae
hyung

it looked like you like RM more than namjoon

 

pinkseok
NO I DON'T

RM's just my friend

and as a friend, i respect his wishes

 

chimcheroo
... fine

bUT you are NOT ALLOWED to get wasted

a drunk seokjin is the seokjin neither of us can handle

 

pinkseok
now where's fun in that :((

 


 

suqua
i can't believe i know little of photography

i can't believe i know little of my DSLR camera

my camera has been my bestfriend for more than 6 years i can't believe i know little of him

and i caN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THOSE THINGS TO JUNGKOOK NAMJOON

I THOUGHT YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO FIND YOU OUT

 

momomonie
LOOK

i like the idea that they would think RM and Namjoon are different

 

hoeseok
why thank you it took me the whole day to come up with that plan :)

 

momomonie
but i just HAVE to tell jungkook that 'namjoon' wouldn't be going but RM will

so basically i would go as RM

but i won't get caught

i'm good at blending with the people

 

hoeseok
no you're not

the living proof of 5 people asking you out to be their date for tomorrow is debatable enough to use against your statement

 

momomonie
my point is

i want to see if seokjin would keep his promise to me

remember when i told you that seokjin wouldn't find me at prom because he wanted me to enjoy the party without worrying that he might find me?

well i'll find that out tomorrow

 

suqua
so what this is some sort of test?

 

momomonie
you know fully well that i have to yoongi

what if it's just like before?

 

suqua
oh god it wouldn't happen AGAIN okay

that was 5 YEARS AGO

you may look like shit in the past which btw i absolutely disagree cuz you're just a cute teenage child BUT you're not like that right now

you look good, more than good

actually you look great

like if i can say that you look more handsome than hoseok then i would

but hoseok is my boyfriend so no i can't tell you

 

hoeseok
how shady of you, yoongi

 

suqua
love you too

anyway even if you did told jungkook that, i think he's not that stupid to later realize that whatever features you told seokjin would definitely match to yours

i mean it's highly impossible for someone to see a 100% match to the person and then that person would say that he's not the one you're looking for

unless you have a twin which in your case you do not

 

momomonie
at least it'll give me time to know seokjin hyung more

i mean he wouldn't stop talking to me even after i apologized of screencapping his snap which i woULD NOT DO EVER AGAIN

he told me not to block him or unfollow him

 

hoeseok
which you did

 

momomonie
yeah but still followed him back by headlocking me to the bed

i like seokjin

i mean he's really cool and handsome

and again i firmly believe that he's not narcissistic even after he told me those first few sentences

maybe he has a reason why

god why is this so complicated

 

hoeseok
love is complicated

and that's the truth

so, you won't be dancing with us?

 

momomonie
nah

i'll just keep an eye on the two of you at the second floor

one of us has to take 2 drunkards home in one piece anyway

 

suqua
you can just drink with us?

 

momomonie
sure but i'll only drink a little

you two can have all the fun you want

just please don't each other out in public ever again

 

hoeseok
can't promise though

not when yoongi would look ravishing in a tuxedo :)

 

momomonie
oh god

diD YOU EVEN HEARD ME GAGGING

 

suqua
no

he heard me moaning

 

momomonie
AOJDISJDJKANDNEBNRUDEASSHOLES

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[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
i just saw two dogs fucking each other

not gonna lie but i swear i think my eyeballs popped out of my sockets

 

pinkseok
it's 6 in the fucking morning RM

why the fuck did you told me that

out of all the goddamn days you could have shared that story, you chose the day where i'm SUPPOSED to start my morning BRIGHT, FRESH and PURE

 

momomonie
i just saw it today alright

i woke up early yeah? and i went out of the balcony to get some fresh air and hope the sunrise would wake me up more

but then i heard dogs barking

or was that howling? idek

but yeah i heard that so when i looked down, there i saw two dogs

across the street

under a huge old tree that belongs to my neighbors who's already more than 60

fucking each other

like seriously seokjin, they have no shame at all

now that's exactly what i call a real exhibitionist kink

 

pinkseok
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ON A PROM DAY WHAT THE FUCK MONI

I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT THOSE DOGS ARE DOING

MORE OR LESS THEIR KINKS AND SEX LIFE

 

momomonie
now that you mentioned it

do animals have kinks?

 

pinkseok
/mONI/

 

momomonie
hey you wanna keep talking to me?

deal with me and my curious ass at 6am

 

pinkseok
i DID  N O T  SIGNED UP TO BE YOUR TALKING BUDDY EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SAW SOMETHING SEXUALLY RELATED AT 6AM

 

momomonie
NO NO LISTEN

liKE SERIOUSLY DUDE

animals are no doubt have exhibition kink cuz they fuck each other e v e rywh e r e

but like do they have other kinks? roleplaying kink? or how about daddy kink?

 

pinkseok
what the fuck are you talking about

do you think they can call their partner daddy?

and do you HONESTLY think, that for even ONE SECOND, they can dress themselves into something or someone?

 

momomonie
dogs bark, cats meow, pigeons hoot, snakes hiss

technically they have their own language

so i don't see why they wouldn't have some sort of word that can translate to "daddy fuck me raw"?

 

pinkseok
are you even sexually desprate? like what the actual hell?

wait why are you even teLLING ME THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE

MY PURE VIRGIN EYES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABUSED LIKE THIS

YOU COCKSUCKING ASSHOLE

W H Y

 

momomonie
ehhh i may or may not have watched the whole series of fifty shades last night but i'm not sexually desprate

just curious and stuff

i think we're already in a relationship wherein we can say anything, can be disgusting, personal or not so i'm not holding back my curiousity now that it's at its waking hour

i beg to differ but your eyes are long deverginized the moment you even said the word "cock"

and now you called me a "cocksucking asshole" which makes want to unleash my inner te ka

 

pinkseok
ysodjjwfnendyOu What

yOu tHiNk?¿?¿

NO SHUT UP I'M STILL A VIRGIN MY WHOLE FREAKING FACE IS A VIRGIN

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE RM CUZ I HAVE TO GET READY FOR THE PROM

 

momomonie
sure thing

just get ready for more random questions and facts because i am, in fact, bored

unlike you, i just need to grab my suit and put it on

idek why the hell you'll prepare at this ungoldly hour when the prom would only start at 7pm

 

pinkseok
dude i need to pamper myself what do you expect?

i'm kim seokjin, made by god into utter perfection, must be displayed with a glass case, many people would turn to goldfishes and watch me ramp the stage with the crown on my head

 

momomonie
... what's with you and goldfishes

 

pinkseok
that's every reaction i recieve whenever i go out???

liek, jaws drop kind of thing

ANYWAY STOP DISTRACTING ME

I HAVE TO DO MY SKINCARE

wait where's the vinegar

 

momomonie
you use WHAT?

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
why do dogs or cats lick themselves? like they even lick their own dick or pussy?

do they even have precum? od they even have any orgasm at all? if they do, what do they sound like?

and if they do lick their stick or hole, what does it taste like?

 

pinkseok
for fuck's sakes RM

it's 7am.

i'm eating breakfast.

go and hump a pillow or something.

 

momomonie
I WAS CURIOUS OAKY

TODAY'S THEME IS SEX RELATED

 

pinkseok
I WANT OUT

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
how does vore work though?

like do they even work on animals?

maybe a snake can work

i mean if one snake eat's the other, the eaten snake might be turned on by it.

wAIT HOW DO EVEN SNAKES FUCK EACH OTHER

HOW DO EGGS EVEN FORM

WHERE DO THEY LEAVE

I NEED ANSWERS SEOKJIN THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IN BIOLOGY

 

pinkseok
and i neED A PROPER BREAKFAST PLEASE FUCK OFF FOR ONE SECOND JESUS CHRIST

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok

you're coming right?

 

momomonie
yeah

why? feeling uneasy that you might not see me?

 

pinkseok
hey i promised you that i won't look for you

i'm just making sure that you really ARE going

you can't miss this night

especially when i'm the master of ceremonies :))

 

momomonie
i hope you read a line wrong

 

pinkseok
bitch why you gotta be a meanie

 

momomonie
because i want to

 

pinkseok
you have been mean to me ALL DAY

WAKING ME UP AT 6AM JUST TO TELL ME YOU SAW TWO DOGS FUCKING IS TERRIFYING

 

momomonie
animals' sex lives are interesting you know

 

pinkseok
I'D RATHER WATCH PORN THAN SEE TWO ANIMALS FUCKING

 

momomonie
now that's nasty

 

pinkseok
FOR ME IT ISN'T

SEEING ANIMALS FUCKING IS MORE NASTY

AND HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW VORE KINKS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

 

momomonie
you're weird

and i searched them? isn't it a bit more weird that you ACTUALLY know what those kinks are?

there's also this thing called watersports. or was it similar to golden showers?


pinkseok
a nD NOW YOU CALLED ME WEIRD??

I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS

and i do NOT WANT to kN O W

 

momomonie

 

pinkseok
WHAT THE FUCKADOKWFOEKKDAKKDKENFCDS

 

momomonie
oh will you look at the time now

gotta blast and need to change

have fun with the image ^^

 

pinkseok
YOU ANMNAOYING PAIECE OF SHAIT GET BAKC HJEWRE RIWKGJTH NQOW DISJDKSJXJKAKXKSMX

 


 

chimcheroo
as much as i'm proud that you're the mc for the prom

isn't it like, very rude that when you announce the prom king you'd be like "and tonight's prom winner is... me !!!"

 

pinkseok
what makes you say that i'll win though?

i mean, you guys are there

much more handsome and delicate than me

 

taebae
you have got to be kidding me?

you THINK you're wouldn't win?

you thINK THAT YOU WOULD NOT WIN?

BITCH WHAT ARE THESE PICTURES EVEN FOR IF YOU WOULDN'T WIN

 

pinkseok
awww ^^

thanks tae

 

bunkook
pls give credit to the photographer thank you

 

chimcheroo
cr. to jeonshit

 

bunkook
exCUSE FUCKING ME¿

 

pinkseok
do you think he'll come?

 

bunkook
namjoon hyung?

he told me he won't? but i can like ask yoongi hyung to force him to go?

wait i'll text yoongi hyung rn

 

chimcheroo
ayyyyyyy you and yoongi are text mates no ;)

 

bunkook
fuck off jimin

and it's yoongi HYUNG

 

chimcheroo
rude shaved coconut fetus

aND THAT'S JIMIN HYUNG BRAT

 

pinkseok
nO!

i mean RM, guys

RM

the two funny snapchat initials

 

taebae
two funny snapchat initials..?

 

pinkseok
he has two initials, RM

he is also funny and is on snapchat

ANYWAY

do you think he'll come?

 

taebae
i think he will?

i mean you two did promised each other right?

 

pinkseok
well yeah but

idk it's hard to believe that he'll actually do it

i mean i'm not know KNOW him

 

bunkook
neither does he know KNOW you hyung

i think that's fair for the both of you

 

pinkseok
..... yeah you're right

i should just focus on mc-ing?

 

chimcheroo
yeah do that

i think irene noona is looking for you already

she might hit you with the microphone if you aren't here yet

 

pinkseok
SHIT SHIT OKAY I'M OMW

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
you did good

 

pinkseok
you were here?

 

momomonie
yep

and correction: "are"

yes i am still here

i arrived just in time when you started to talk as the mc with irene noona

 

pinkseok
ehhh i'm not really that good

i have to do my signiture flying kiss

 

momomonie
which ended up cringing more than half of the audience

that includes me, my bestfriends and yours

 

pinkseok
iT WAS PART OF THE SCRIPT OKAY

IDEK WHY THE SCRIPT WRITERS HAVE TO INCLUDE IT

 

momomonie
dw a few of them fainted you did good enough

 

pinkseok
where are you?

 

momomonie
why would i tell you?

 

pinkseok
aidjwjeiajdr

sorry i forgot

 

momomonie
lmao you REALLY want to see me do you?

 

pinkseok
NO I DON'T

 

momomonie

yeah sure

 

pinkseok
THAT IS STALKING

HOW DID YOU

 

momomonie
you're the mc? ofc i can see you

and you blatantly keep on texting me while you're literally onstage

have some respect for the dean will you

 

pinkseok
AIJDSJDJN THIS IS SO UNFAIR HOW COME YOU SEE ME AND I CAN'T SEE YOU

 

momomonie
YOU PROMISED?

 

pinkseok
akdjjejdjsn YEAH YEAH I KNOW

I'M NOT PLANNING ON FINDING YOU

 

momomonie

here to fulfill that thirst of yours

 

pinkseok
yOU'RE NOT BEING QUIET HELPFUL?????

AND WTH YOU'RE SO LIGHT???

 

momomonie
it's just the lighting

i mean, the whole area is flashed with lights

i still wonder why no one got blinded yet

 

pinkseok
the professors are being dramatic again

aND WHY DID YOU EVEN SET THE TIME LIMIT TO TWO SECONDS

I COULD BARELY SEE A THING

AND TECHNICALLY I COULD ONLY GET TO SEE IT T W I C E

 

momomonie
that's the point :")

 

pinkseok
I HA TE YOU

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
still drunk?

 

pinkseok
not really

you?

 

momomonie
i'm not planning to

someone has to carry two drunk asses back home

 

pinkseok
sighs same

as for me, i think i'll take home three

i'm not sure how but i can manage

i have broad shoulders that can carry 2 people

 

momomonie
but you said three

 

pinkseok
.... i can still manage

and i thought i told you to have fun?

 

momomonie
partying isn't really for me i guess

i'd rather sit on my designated table, drink wine and watch other peeps already fucking and molesting each other

 

pinkseok
molesting isn't the word i would've used

 

momomonie
not from what i'm seeing right

like seriously they're getting AGRESSIVE

they even beat the dogs i saw earlier in the morning

 

pinkseok
DO NOT EVEN REMIND ME

and you're actually WATCHING them do it?

 

momomonie
if yoongi and hoseok weren't behind them then maybe i wouldn't have witnessed it

but no

i have to keep an eye on those two idiots or else i'd lost sight of them and probably leave them

i have to leave my urge to actually just escape and leave them there

but aldkkwjde i really can't

 

pinkseok
smh same

 

momomonie
you should go and drink already

the party isn't going to last forever

 

pinkseok
i thought you're supposed to be the one who's havung fun?

 

momomonie
i did told you it's not my thing

i'd rather read than even leave the house rmb?

i only went here because you wanted me to

 

pinkseok
yeah but i wanted you to have fun too

 

momomonie
don't worry about me

you worry about the last evening you'll ever get

you're gonna graduate soon, it's best if you enjoy it already

 

pinkseok
what about you?

 

momomonie
i'll be fine

i'll ask my friend to keep an eye on you four

he knows ya'll and is bored too so might as well give him a job to pass the time

 

pinkseok
thanks RM

 

momomonie
you're welcome

and seokjin?

 

pinkseok
i was actually about to stand up but my phone vibrated

so what's up?

 

momomonie
call me moni, not RM

and have fun

 

pinkseok
sure

and you too as well

have fun with whatever you call fun

 

momomonie
nah

watching you makes it fun already

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suqua
ok so like

how did we even managed to end up in our room

i surely remembered lying down on the stage floor, wasted

 

momomonie
not even a single thank you?

wow i'm flattered yoongi

 

suqua
yOU CARRIED US HOME?

 

momomonie
what do you even want me to do?

leave you there like zombies because of how wasted you are?

i'm not some asshole of a friend ya know

 

hoeseok
yeah bUT HOW DID YOU CARRIED US

 

momomonie
why couldn't you feel the bruise on your backs

 

hoeseok
...... did you literally, and not metaphorically, DRAGGED us back to the dorms?

 

suqua
wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY IS MY SUIT TATTERED ON THE BACK

KIM NAMJOON I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS SUIT

 

momomonie
I'M NOT SUPERMAN WHO CAN JUST LIFT THE TWO OF YOU WITH MY FINGERS

 

suqua
I'D RATHER WAKE UP ON THE STAGE FLOOR

 

momomonie
YEAH WHILE PROFESSORS AND STUDENTS STARE AT YOU?

I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOONGI

 

hoeseok
wHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE THESE BRUISES

 

momomonie
well the pavement's rough

sorry about that

 

hoeseok
well at least we're home

have you seen seokjin though?

 

momomonie
i have

and he did kept his promise

i sent him a selca but covering most of my face except my mouth

 

hoeseok
did he and his bestfriends drink?

speaking of bestfriends

JUNGKOOK IS HOT

FUCKING HOT I TELL YOU

it's such a shame we didn't get a chance to dance with him :((

 

suqua
babe

you LITERALLY danced with him almost HALF of the night

WE ONLY GET TO DANCE FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES AND THEN YOU SWITCHED TO HIM AKDNJANDE

 

hoeseok
sHUT UP

YOU ALSO DANCED WITH HIM

AFTER ME YOU BADASSED GRAB HIM BY THE HAND AND PULLED HIM TO YOUR CHEST

 

momomonie
fucking shit guys i thought you're supposed to have a hangover

 

suqua
we do have

i just finished vomitting

 

momomonie
so the party's good?

 

hoeseok
THE PARTY'S GREAT

BEST PARTY EVER

ONLY WITHOUT THE FUCKING AND THE MAKE-OUT

 

momomonie
YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY EATING EACH OTHER INFRONT OF ME AND NOW YOU TELL ME THERE'S NO FUCKING MAKE-OUT

 

hoeseok
yeah but jungkook's not there :((((

 

suqua
maybe next time baby

what about you joon?

did you even met seokjin?

 

momomonie
ofc i didn't

i don't want to

i WAS watching him though

now that i realized, i looked like a stalker

well fuck

 

suqua
what?

why?

i mean okay you told kook that namjoon ain't there and technically he wasn't looking for you so that means he's being true to himself right?

and yeah you're basically a creepy stalker how am i even friends with you wtf

 

momomonie
i wasn't ready?

 

hoeseok
oh god not this again

i never felt more frustrated than this fucking hangover right now

what the hell namjoon

yOU GOT YOUR CHANCE ALREADY AKDJJWJFNE

JUST BECAUSE YOU TOLD KOOK THAT RM IS THERE AND NOT NAMJOON DOESN'T MEAN YOU WOULDN'T INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS YOU

 

momomonid
i cAN'T

YOU KNOW I CAN'T

AND YOU KNOW THE DAMN REASON WHY I DON'T WANT TO

 

hoeseok
IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS NAMJOON

5 FUCKING YEARS

YOU CAN'T JUST BRING YOUR TRAUMA IN THE PRESENT AND RUIN IT FOR YOU

YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS AND YET HERE YOU ARE

FUCKING IT UP WHEN FATE ITSELF HAS GIVEN YOU THE FUCKING CHANCE

MY ROOM IS ONE STEP AWAY FROM YOURS DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THERE AND SPIT ALL MY VOMIT ON YOU

 

momomonie
FOR FUCK SAKES WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?

JUST FORGET THE TRAUMA?

YOU NEVER EVEN EXPERIENCED WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE THE ODD ONE OUT

BEING CALLED UGLY AND THINKING THAT I'M A FOREIGNER WHEN I'M A FUCKING PUREBLOOD KOREAN

JUST BECAUSE I KNOW ENGLISH THEY'LL SUDDENLY SAY THAT I DON'T BELONG HERE

THROWING EGGS AND TOMATOES AT MY FUCKING FACE

I WAS ONLY 14 HOSEOK

/FOURTEEN/

 

suqua
the both of you

calm down

you two just gotten drunk last night and had a hangover

even you namjoon, you still drank a lot

 

momomonie
look hyung

i know what you're saying right now is for my benefit

but i just can't possibly show myself to him

he's too perfect

too beautiful

and i'm just... me

i like him a lot even if it has just been like 3 months but what if he doesn't like me?

by the time he sees my face then he'll just leave me alone because i look ugly

i just can't hyung

i can't face that anymore

 

hoeseok
... i'm sorry

it was an idiotic and fucked up move to bring that topic up

i didn't mean to

i just wanted you to be happy

 

momomonie
i know you two wanted me to be happy

but at least give me a month

one month to get to know him more

then we'll see what happens there

 

hoeseok
okay fine

whatever you wanted to do, i'll support you

but that won't stop me or yoongi from saying our own opinions

okay?

 

momomonie
yeah

and i'm sorry hyung

 

hoeseok
nah don't bother

it was mostly my fault

so how about we go grab some ice cream?

BUT after i finish all my vomit?

 

suqua
babe how did you even managed to text while vomitting?

 

hoeseok
multitasking?

 

momomonie
tHAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE

 


 

pinkseok
sooo

/in a teeny tiny boss/

who has a headache?

me !!!!

kim !! seok !! jin !!

 

chimcheroo
shut up

i have a headache too

thank fuck the prom is on a friday

 

taebae
wait why am i even naked?

 

bunkook
bECAUSE YOU TWO ARE FUCKING THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF EACH OTHER

I HADN'T SLEPT A FUCKING WINK

 

pinkseok
you weren't drunk?

 

bunkook
nO

thankfully i'm not because i managed to remember such precious and sexual moments of my encounter with yoonseok

did you guys know that hoseok is a fucking sexy dancer

liKE HE HAS ABS

I FELT IT

WHILE DANCING

SCREAMS !!!!!

and then there's yoongi

with piercing gaze

naughty tONGUE

I FELT THAT TOO

SCREAMS 2X !!!!!!!!

 

pinkseok
how did we even managed to get back?

for all i know you can lift dozens of grocery bags but not three people

 

bunkook
duh i had help from someone

told me that he's RM's friend

also told me that RM told him to help me help you unbelievable drunkards get back home

btw i haven't seen RM if that's what you're asking

 

pinkseok
i wasn't even going to ask?

i have no intention of asking or knowing his face lmao

i kinda gave up looking for him

 

taebae
oh wow now that's some news

how come?

 

pinkseok
i don't know really

i just gave up for some reason

like prefer talking to him than drilling him clues on what he would look like

but of course i would ask some selcas here and there in case he really does send me one

 

bunkook
can't blame you

it's sad namjoon wasn't there though

you could have danced with him :(

 

pinkseok
sighs yeah

at least i know his name

 

taebae
he's from the music department right?

you can just go to him?

 

pinkseok
aRE YOU KIDDING ME?

NO OF COURSE I WON'T DO THAT

HE'S JUST TOO PERFECT AND TOO SURREAL

10/10 I'D JUST TRIP ON MY OWN TWO FEET AND BITE MY TONGUE OFF WHEN I'M EVEN IN A 3-METER RADIUS BETWEEN THE BOTH OF US

 

bunkook
and now you tell me to approach yoonseok when you can't even approach namjoon yourself

you're such a hypocrite

 

pinkseok
I KNOW BUT HELP ME OUT

I DON'T HAVE ANY CONNECTIONS? OR ANY WAYS TO HAVE A COLLAB WITH HIM?

I'M CULINARY MAJOR AND HE'S MUSIC MAJOR?

CULINARY AND MUSIC? TOGETHER? A WRONG COMBINATION

 

chimcheroo
who says that's a bad combination though?

you two don't have to have a collab just to talk

just approach him? like what jungkook did?

 

pinkseok
thEY HAD THE /SAME/ MAJORS

 

taebae
just approach him jesus why do you have to make this difficult for the both of us

or how about you ask RM?

he knows namjoon right?

 

pinkseok
OH !

gOOD IDEA

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
ok so like i have a few things to say

one, thank you that you let your friend help jungkook to carry our drunk asses back at the dorms

two, how are you and how's the party?

three, were you okay when you had to bring yoongi and hoseok back at your dorms?

 

momomonie
you're welcome, i'm glad it gave a great help to the kid

the party's fine like what i said last night and honestly? you were actually funny to watch like seriously why are you even dancing like that as if you're like a police traffic officer?

i had to literally drag them cuz i can't carry two people at the same time like wtf they're heavy i ain't superman so they ended up having bruises and such

i'll treat them ice cream though as an apology

 

pinkseok
well he did enjoyed his interaction with your bestfriends

let's just say i was wrong when i saw him as my pure and innocent child

he literally switched to beast mode in a span of 10 seconds while telling how hot those two are

EXCUSE ME HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY DANCING THOSE MOVES ARE GOLD

yikes i wonder how you're still alive

btw you know namjoon right?

 

momomonie
LMAO same when i just met hoseok like i thought he's just literally a fluff of sunshine from this dark world but then he turns out to be a sunshine at day and a slut at night

not literally but yeah

YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE A POLICE TRAFFIC OFFICER WHO WEARS EARPHONES AND DANCES TO THE MUSIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD

nah they love me too much they're just grateful they ended up in one piece

 


 

momomonie
ALERT ALERT ALERT

SEOKJIN ASKED IF I KNOW NAMJOON

I REPEAT, SEOKJIN ASKED IF I KNOW NAMJOON

WHAT SHOULD I DO

 

suqua
who the fuck are you playing with ofc you know namjoon

that's you shithead

 

momomonie
THEN WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM?

 

hoeseok
thaT YOU KNOW HIM????

you have the IQ higher than 140 but with that simple question you can't even answer

truly only kim namjoon

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
yeah i know namjoon why?

 

pinkseok
he's at the music department right?

 

momomonie
uh yeah?

why asking?

 

pinkseok
no reason really

just wanna ask since he's jungkook's model

need to know info and such in order for me to tell him those

he's already here?

 

momomonie
ohhhh

well he's not here yet

he'll be back in a month

 


 

pinkseok
mY WORLD IS FALLING APART

MY HEART BROKE INTO HALF

MY EYES ARE GONNA TEAR UP

I'LL LOCK MYSELF UP IN THE ROOM

I'LL CRY FOR AGES

I'LL LOOK OUT OF MY WINDOW IN MOURNING AND LONGING WHILE LISTENING TO SAD CLASSICAL MUSIC

WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?

WHY WOULDN'T FATE LET ME BE WITH NAMJOON AND HE HAS TO GO BACK TO FUCKING ILSAN AND NOT LET ME HANG OUT WITH HIM?

 

chimcheroo
why the fuck are you being melodramatic again.

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
wait

IN A MONTH?

WHY?

AND HOW ABOUT JUNGKOOK?

 

momomonie
yeah

he told me that he really needed to go back to Ilsan

although he'll visit a few times, maybe for the photoshoot idk really

so chill okay?

 


 

 

pinkseok
yOU KNOW WH AT

NEVERMIND

HE'S GOING TO VISIT A FEW TIMES FOR THE PHOTOSHOOT

FATE STILL LOVES ME

 


chimcheroo
srsly hyung what the heck is wrong with you these days

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
do you like him? is that why you're freaked out and panicked?

 


 

pinkseok
KSNDJSNDJEND

HE ASKED IF I LIKED NAMJOON

 

chimcheroo
wait what

HA

I KNEW IT

I KNEW IT SO THAT'S WHY HE SCREENSHOTTED YOUR SNAP

MAYBE HE DID THAT TO GIVE IT TO NAMJOON

BASICALLY RM IS LIKE AN OPENING OR A WAY FOR NAMJOON TO LIKE KNOW YOU MORE

WITHOUR INTERACTING YOU PERSONALLY

 

bunkook
he interacted with me tho???

 

chimcheroo
YOU'RE NOT SEOKJIN THOUGH

AND MAYBE HE JUST WANTED TO TRICK YOU IN THINKING THAT HE DOESN'T WANT YOU BUT WANTS TO MAKE YOU ASSUME THAT YOU JUST WANT RM

 

taebae
i honestly didn't got that

 

chimcheroo
AODJKSDJJED IT DOESN'T MATTER

RM IS FAKE

A STALKER

FOR NAMJOON

 

pinkseok
BUT NAMJOON AND RM ARE ANGELS AKDJJWNDS

 

chimcheroo
YOU DON'T EVEN FULLY KNOW THEM

d ENY

DENY IT

AVOID ANY POSSIBLE LOOPHOLES

 

pinkseok
bUT

THIS IS RM?

I DON'T THINK HE'S THAT KIND OF PERSON?

 

chimcheroo
JUST DO IT SEOKJIN HYUNG

FOR YOUR SAKE

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
uhhhh no i don't?

why would i even have some attraction to someone like him?

AHHAHAHAHHAHA

 

momomonie
ohhh so you don't find him handsome?

 

pinkseok
ehhh

he's just

ehhhhh

 


 

momomonie
see

what did i tell you

i just told you guys that i'll wait for a month to see but i already know that he doesn't like me

i'm not even sure if he likes me for being me either

hoseok hyung

yoongi hyung

can we have that ice cream again...

Chapter Text

hoeseok
i was about to say that we just had ice cream like literally 5 hours ago but

okay you know what, nevermind

what happened and which asshole should i kill

 

momomonie
well

remember when seokjin hyung asked if i know namjoon?

i told him i know him

 

suqua
yeah so what did he told you that made you want to go back to your comfort food yet again

istg ice cream has always been your solution to your problems

 

momomonie
well he kinda freaked out

because i told him that namjoon wouldn't be back in a month

cuz ya know, "family problems"

that's when he panicked so i got really curious about it

i asked him if he liked him

he said no

 

suqua
oh

 

momomonie
and then i asked him if he doesn't find him handsome

and he just said "he's just ehhh"

 

hoeseok
okay bitch what

he told you what?

i'LL KILL THAT FUCKER

 

momomonie
no NO omfg

no don't even try hyung

i mean, he doesn't know that namjoon is me

and technically i have no right to get angry at him since he doesn't know

and why would i even expect him to like me? or namjoon in fact? nobody even sees me as "normal"

 

hoeseok
he's blind

f cking blind i tell you

if he doesn't see you as handsome as what me and yoongi sees then he's the one who's at loss

 


 

[ private chat : hoeseok ]

 

suqua
seokjin's lying

i'm pretty sure he's lying

 

hoeseok
omg how can you even tell

he LITERALLY hurt namjoon's feelings

indirect or not, he still did

 

suqua
he's lying, istg seok

jungkook kept on asking namjoon about him

and knowing you, you always observe things more than me

you even told me that he keeps on texting every after namjoon says a fact about him?

jungkook barely texts his 'other' friends

only seokjin, jimin and taehyung

jimin dates tae

seokjin's single

so?

 

hoeseok
but that doesn't prove that he's lying about not liking namjoon

or at least not liking his looks

we need proof

ACTUAL PROOF that seokjin really is attracted at namjoon

 

suqua
should i ask jungkook?

 

hoeseok
do you think he'll say?

 

suqua
i can form a gc for the three of us

 

hoeseok
okay fine let's

 


 

suqua
look how about we do not jump into conclusions?

you don't know anything about seokjin right?

i mean not everything yet

so you weren't sure if he's lying or not

what if he's just denying it cuz he's shy to admit?

i mean i would have done the same thing and so are you

 

momomonie
and that's exactly the point yoong

i don't know him

the only thing i can do is assume

and what i'm assuming here is that he doesn't like me

or my face

so hypothetically

 

hoeseok
it'll happen

 

momomonie
/hypothetically/ speaking

if he likes me by personality then the moment he sees my face he'll be like "oh bitch no" and turn away and leave me alone and ignore me and block me or even delete every single thing that reminds me of him and

 

hoeseok
but personality > visuals ??????

 

momomonie
for him it isn't

 

hoeseok
you don't KNOW him that much yet namjoon and you know that

stop assuming and we're going to your room right fucking now

 

momomonie
i'm still in the middle of a class guys

we can have ice cream later for this

 

hoeseok
try harder to look like you actually CARE for the class you're attending right now

you even managed to text and then go sulking when seokjin texted you

fuck classes i'll just straight-up shove your prof away with my ass and fetch you

 

suqua
we'll get that motherfucking ice cream

and talk about this motherfucking issue

and make sure you're not going to become a motherfucking emotional mess

and convince you that seokjin is denying

 

momomonie
...... i love you guys

 

suqua
yeah and we love the fuck outta you

 


 

[ ANTI-LYING POLICY ]

suqua added hoeseok and bunkook into the group chat

 

suqua
i'm gonna go straight to the point

and tell me as straight as you can be jungkook

 

bunkook
i'm pretty sure that's a tough thing to do hyung

because i was never straight to begin with

 

hoeseok
for a second i was supposed to say that you're actually good at dancing and you're sexy last night at prom

but right now i actually just want to rim your ass up at how blunt you are

 

bunkook
iajdjwjd hYUNG ???

 

hoeseok
??? what

anti-lying policy?

i should not lie?

 

bunkook
aidjjwjdb why am i even added in this gc hyungs

is this about the photoshoot?

cuz if you're no go to the nude theme then i can just change it

 

suqua
this was never about the nude theme

although we can talk about that later

BUT

does seokjin like namjoon?

 

bunkook
no

 

hoeseok
"ANTI-LYING POLICY"

can't you read

 

bunkook
I WASN'T LYIN

 

suqua
sure tell me that by the time you finally became straight again

 

bunkook
i'M SERIOUS AONFJSJNFE

 

hoeseok
either you tell us the truth or you'll let me pull out receipts cuz me and yoongi have more than enough proof that it's actually the truth

don't make us embarass you and catch you red-handed

 

bunkook
IF YOU ALREADY HAVE PROOF THEN WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH?

 

suqua
we want to have some assurance

 

bunkook
you tell me your reciepts first then i'll tell you the actual truth

 

hoeseok
you keep on asking namjoon facts about himself

 

suqua
evertime he does, you'll type on your phone

or more like TEXTING on your phone

 

hoeseok
we know you don't talk much to anyone except for your bestfriends

meaning seokjin, jimin and taehyung

 

suqua
so you text seokjin everything about namjoon

 

hoeseok
we also know that it's seokjin who needed the info cuz jimin and tae are dating in the first place so any fact about joon is just a waste to them

 

suqua
and why would you even needed so much info from namjoon?

the only information you needed to know and that would ACTUALLY benefit you is us

you even asked if he has a dog

 

bunkook
AODJKWJXNS WHAT WHY WOULD I EVEN ASK INFO ABOUT YOU

aND IN MY DEFENSE, I ACTUALLY /ASKED/ NAMJOON IF HE HAS A DOG BECAUSE HE WAS STARING AT A STRAY DOG OUTSIDE THE CAFE

 

hoeseok
we're just joking

about the info about us

but not about the receipts

 

bunkook
... fine

yeah seokjin likes namjoon

like literally

no joke, no lie

he even screamed at us when he saw namjoon at the university

and what i mean by screaming

i mean by VIRTUALLY SCREAMING

 

suqua
then why the fuck is seokjin denying that he's attracted to him

 

bunkook
wait what?

i don't understand?

who's him?

 

hoeseok
RM told us

he asked RM if he knows namjoon and then he panicked when he told kook that he won't be back in a month

he asked if he liked him, seokjin said no

but it was really weird that he panicked so we assumed and thought that he's lying

 

bunkook
oh

OH

oh wow

oh so that's why

jimin this hyung istg

 

hoeseok
why?

what about jimin?

 

bunkook
technically the only reason why seokjin denied is because jimin told him to

tbvh me and tae are against it? cuz like, we also trust RM that he wouldn't tell namjoon himself

but idk

jimin's seokjin's childhood bestfriend

no matter what, right or wrong, he would always trust jimin

he knows seokjin more than us

okay A LITTLE more than we know

and he's just too overprotective he became the assuming pringle he is and told him that the only reason why RM asked if he likes namjoon is because he THINKS that namjoon ordered him to do so

so that namjoon would be able to know and "court" him and stuff

 

suqua
even if, hypothetically speaking, namjoon DOES used RM as a pathway into knowing what seokjin likes and stuff

why would jimin be against it?

 

bunkook
jimin hyung has trust issues with every admirer of seokjin hyung

hyung has been into a lot lately

lots of admirers admiring and trying to court him just so they can be on top of the popularity food chain

seokjin used to trust one person, and he liked him

but then he found out that he was just using him to become popular, like usual

jimin was so mad he literally beat the shit out of him the moment he saw seokjin crying by the time he got home

he didn't even have the time to comfort him

he just stood up and went hulk

maybe it's the childhood friendship they had that's why he sensed that that guy is the reason why seokjin hyung's so heartbroken

they just stared at each other and jimin just went sonic blast out of the dorm

 

hoeseok
basically he was just trying to protect seokjin from getting hurt again

so he just told him to deny it so that namjoon would think that he doesn't have any interest about him at all to make him "give up" and cut any ties with him, which means cutting ties with RM

 

bunkook
believe me hyung

me and taehyung, nor seokjin hyung had no plans on letting hyung stop talking to RM

tbvh hyung's been smiling so much these days because of him

it's just that

aodjejfne jimin hyung is really stubborn as if i'm talking to a child who has already decided to play minecraft and not legos

bc technology isn't good for children right?

i mean

 

suqua
focus jungkook

 

bunkook
oh yeah right

i mean anyway,

yeah that's the only story behind that pure denial

but to the truth, he likes namjoon a lot

idk about RM bc like what i said, he smiles more than usual these days bit i'm not gonna pry any more and just let hyung figure it out on his own

 

hoeseok
okay

at least we know

thanks jungkook

 

suqua
and with what you are telling us right now

well

we have a confession to make

 

hoeseok
wait are we seriously going for this?

 

bunkook
wait you guys aren't in the same room?

 

hoeseok
well yes

 

bunkook
then why are you guys like

texting each other?

 

hoeseok
to make you feel part of the convo < 3

 

bunkook
i-

wow

thanks hyung

this is DEFINITELY NOT sarcasm btw

 

suqua
yes we are

we need a man from the inside

update us and stuff

 

bunkook
i'm confused?

wAIT IS THIS SOME KIND OF SPY

ARE YOU GUYS SPIES

 

suqua
as much i want to squish your cheeks from cuteness because you look like a child, we have to say this first

 

bunkook
why are you so blunt hyung

 

suqua
read the gc name first then ask me again

 

bunkook
AOJFKWICJEN MEAN

 

hoeseok
ANYWAY

so

should i say it or you?

 

suqua
you can do the honors

you've been hitting me nonstop bc you wanted to be the one breaking the news anyway

 

hoeseok
b a b e

 

suqua
i can't lie :)

 

bunkook
hello??

i'm still here?

jeon jungkook?

 

hoeseok
right right

so

RM is Namjoon

 

bunkook
wait what

 

hoeseok
RM is Namjoon

RM is namjoon's stage name

he's a music major remember?

he's a rapper together with me and yoongi

 

bunkook
..... sO THE PERSON I JUST TALKED WITH 2 DAYS AGO IS RM?

SNAPCHAT RM?

RM WHO LITERALLY DOESN'T SHOW HIS FACE AT SNAPCHAT AT ALL?

RM AS IN THE PERSON WHO SEOKJIN PROMISED NOT TO FIND?

 

suqua
yep

he is the one and only

 

bunkook
HE'S RM?

NAMJOON IS RM?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?


hoeseok
yeah

i know it's a lot to take in

 

bunkook
a lot to take in?

A LOT TO TAKE IN?

WHAT THE FREAK I TALKED TO HIM FOR THE WHOLE DAY THINKING THAT HE'S NAMJOON

I TALKED TO HIM THE WHOLE DAY BELIEVING THAT RM IS NAMJOON'S BESTFRIEND WHEN BASICALLY NAMJOON IS RM HIMSELF

A LOT TO TAKE IN?

 

hoeseok
well

i knew that we should have told this to him face to face

 

suqua
he might scream when he found out that seokjin's actually been talking to his crush this whole time

 

bunkook
I'M ALREADY SCREAMING YOU DIPSHITS

THIS IS EVEN BIGGER NEWS THAN MYSELF REALIZING THAT I'M ABSOLUTELY GAY FOR TWO FUCKING PERSONS

 

suqua
wait what?

two people?

 

hoeseok
who?

 

bunkook
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

oh

oh shit.

Chapter Text

[ ANTI-LYING POLICY ]

 

suqua
well

now that you mentioned it, me and hoseok are interested to know who these two people are

other than the fact that you're "absolutely gay" for these two, might as well tell us?

 

bunkook
wAHT

I HAVE TWO CRUSHES

ISN'T THAT INFO ENOUGH FOR YOU?

 

hoeseok
it would actually be more interesting if you tell us

who knows, maybe we know them and we might tell you tips for it ;)

 

bunkook
w eeps

i thought we're talking about RM? or namjoon. oR WHOEVER HE IS

 

hoeseok
it's actually namjoon sweetie

RM is just his underground stage name

 

bunkook
wait underground?

 

suqua
don't change the subject kook

 

bunkook
i'm noT CHANGING THE SUBJECT AODJJEDKSJF

 

hoeseok
yeah sure tell us that by the time i can finally eat your ass

 

bunkook
???? hYUNG WHAT

 

suqua
okay fine

since me and hoseok are basically beside each other and this gc speaks up for no lying policy

which means no secrets either

we'll tell you our secret then you tell us yours

 

hoeseok
i mean we aren't going to be shy about this cuz we've already talked about it, for like in a serious aura way

it's really a serious topic for the both of us and we're kind of glad we were in the same page

 

bunkook
why are ya'll so confusing

 

suqua
the point is

we like you jungkook

a lot tbvh

and we know it's fast since we met like idk three days ago?

but we were actually very attracted to you the moment namjoon showed us your picture

 

hoeseok
it's weird that a couple likes someone as well, but honestly we just don't give a shit

it's a bit harsh since it was too fast maybe and we couldn't blame you if you don't want us to like, be your boyfriends

but let me tell you, we fell for you even more when we got to know you in the cafe

personality-wise

 

suqua
we don't mind courtìng you, if you grew up in a cultural family

i'm pretty sure hoseok is more than willing to spoil you like the way you deserve to be spoiled (in a good way)

 

hoeseok
but ofc we wouldn't push you either

if you like someone else then we would back off, we'll just remain friends and not talk about this conversation ever again and act like nothing happened

 

bunkook
nO!

i mean, no

i-

snfksdjnsf

okay fine i like you both

you two are the people who i am "absolutely gay" for and i just

i'm just scared really because i never thought or met people with a polyamory relationships

i was even more afraid because i like the BOTH of you who are DATING EACH OTHER

imagine the pressure i felt? i like both people, in which i THOUGHT i have no chance with

 

hoeseok
sweetheart why did you even think i flirted you in the cafe and at prom?

and more importantly, why didn't you even THINK of the reason why yoongi isn't even angry at you nor me when i DID flirted you?

one fact about yoongi, he is very easy to get jealous which can be both annoying and cute

but also VERY SEXY

like you wouldn't even imagine the events that would happen AFTER he admits that he was jealous

 

bunkook
have you always been this blunt hyung?

 

suqua
he is

plus the gc name so

there's nothing and no one holding him back honestly

 

bunkook
well

i would love to date the both of you

and to get to know you

and uhm

hang out

 

suqua
that's so cute of you

we'll court you

we'll take things slowly

 

hoeseok
yoongi we both know what happens when we hang out

 

bunkook
uhh

quality time with each other?

 

hoeseok
sex.

 

bunkook
oh?

 

suqua
hoseok

you promised

 

hoeseok
WELL AS LONG AS THE DATE IS ANYWHERE BUT THE APARTMENT THEN I AM PERFECTLY FINE

 

bunkook
but i actually prefer having a date in the living room while watching movies :c

 

hoeseok
sofjjwjdje

okay since i like you so much i shall contain my sexual fantasies

i want to have you know i also have a LOT of it and ofc i have no shame in telling yoongi all of it :))

 

suqua
yeah this is actually the other side of hoseok which you didn't see in the cafe

40% fluff and 70% smut

 

bunkook
but that's 110% ???

 

suqua
when it comes to him, nothing is 100%

anyway, would you mind helping us with namjoon?

this kid has low self-esteem i just literally want to transfer seokjin into him

 

bunkook
i can do that hyung

i won't tell the others either especially jimin

he's a tattletale so i really can't trust him on this one

 

hoeseok
please bear with namjoon once we also tell you our updates

he has issues with himself

with how he sees himself and thinking that he's an ugly dirt which i totally disagree

but no matter how many times we tried to tell him, even giving him proofs that many people are actually asking him out, he just couldn't be prideful of himself for a little

 

suqua
he got even more down when seokjin told him he doesn't find him attractive, or "namjoon"

 

bunkook
but he wasn't aware and neither does jimin?

 

suqua
i know but still

this is also the main reason why namjoon still hasn't shown up to him

he was afraid seokjin woukd be disgusted of him once he saw his face even if his personality is just so great which makes him even more beautiful

and that moment made him realize that it really IS best to not show his face to him

 

bunkook
oh god

so basically, jimin fucked it all up without knowing

 

hoeseok
he sure did

 

bunkook
could you tell namjoon hyung to like, calm down?

and not to think that seokjin hyung hates him so that he wouldn't be more sad about this?

i really want seokjin hyung to apologize but he'll ask why he should and i'll get caught red-handed

 

hoeseok
sure thing

i'll handle this one

 

suqua
okay we'll update you

or how about you come over instead?

namjoon's gone already after we had our second ice cream for the day cuz he still has classes

you know our place?

 

bunkook
uhm no not really

 

hoeseok
i'll fetch you

stay put sweetheart

 

bunkook
aoidendjanfwfkskf okay hyung

 


 

hoeseok
cut him some slack joon

he doesn't really know you and most probably lied because he's shy to admit it

you didn't even admitted to us that you already liked him WAY BEFORE the bumping incident

there's really no difference to it

 

momomonie
but what if he's serious?

 

hoeseok
we never know?

look, if you want to believe that he's not attracted to you then that's your problem

but believe me, and believe me when i say this cuz i swear to god, there's not even a SINGLE moment wherein whatever i suspected isn't true

 

momomonie
okay fine

i'll continue talking to him

 


 

[ ANTI-LYING POLICY ]

 

hoeseok
it's done

easy peasy ;)

 

suqua
you and your persuasions are seriously useful to things like these

 

hoeseok
do you want to know what my persuasion can do other than persuading namjoon to think that seokjin's lying?

 

bunkook
we actually don't want to know because we already KNOW what you're going to say

and where are you already?

 

hoeseok
now don't be a meanie and just let me be

i just took a quick stop at 7-11

need to grab a drink

want some? yoongi hyung?

 

suqua
i'll just have coke

 

bunkook
mine's milk

 

hoeseok
... fetus

 

bunkook
h y u n g

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
lmao okay sure whatever you say

 

pinkseok
.... you don't believe me

 

momomonie
idk what to believe?

i mean it's either you deny or you're telling the truth

i'm choosing neither so like, yeah let's just let that go

 

pinkseok
i do like someone

though i don't really see him pretty often and it sometimes frustrates me because the number of encounters i had with him can still be counted in my ten fingers

you can count your toes if you want

 

momomonie
oh really?

is he handsome?

 

pinkseok
as handsome as an angel sighs

but what can i do? i don't get to even talk to him

i talked to him once and that's it

what about you?

did you liked someone?

 

momomonie
uh yeah?

that's you

basically the real reason why i even screenshotted your snap in the first place

 

pinkseok
AND YOU'RE ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW?

 

momomonie
it's been a long crush

i've been crushing on you the moment the year started

and i think we're already in this part of the relationship wherein i tell you the truth about the beginnings

 

pinkseok
you mean The Beginnings™️

 

momomonie
yeah that one

i was also on my way back home when i saw something that caught my eye

it may or may not have reminded me of you

do you want me to buy it?

 

pinkseok
and give it to me how?

 

momomonie
i'll have my ways

 

pinkseok
how about you give me a selca instead of the thing that reminded you of me?

 

momomonie
too late i already bought it

nice try though

 

pinkseok
that fast?

at least i tried :")

 

momomonie
do you still want me to give you a pic?

 

pinkseok
no thanks i already tried right?

maybe next time

 

momomonie
so what you'll try it once in a million years?

 

pinkseok
okay now that's highly exaggerating

 

momomonie
when it comes to you everything is just exaggerating

you just love the drama

 

pinkseok
fair point

did you know that i literally squealed when i saw my own bed the moment i stepped inside my bedroom?

i swear if i don't even get a boyfriend i'll just marry this

 

momomonie
you're just boyfriend-deprived

 

pinkseok
that i really am

but also because i'm too damn tired from walking inside the kitchen for hours just to cook a buffet in our class

i need my beauty rest ya know?

 

momomonie
in your mario pyjamas?

 

pinkseok
that's right

in my mario pyjamas

would you leave that gift in my cooking station?

 

momomonie
nope

i have other plans

 

pinkseok
i'm intrigued

 

momomonie
i think you'll really love it

 

pinkseok
give me a hint

 

momomonie
no i won't

 

pinkseok
why :(

 

momomonie
because it'll ruin the surprise

and really, i want to surprise you

it's the least i can do

 

pinkseok
and when would i get it?

 

momomonie
maybe in a few hours

depends if i'll be able to convince him

 

pinkseok
who?

moni?

moooooooonnnnniiiiiiii

okay this is no funny, reply me :(

bITCH COME ON WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU IT'S BEEN 30 MINUTES

 


 

RM added you as a friend!

 


 

[ private chat : bunkook ]

 

momomonie
i can't believe i'll expose myself like this just because i need you to give my gift to seokjin for me

 

bunkook
hi RM

or should i say, namjoon hyung? c;

 

momomonie
.....

how

 

bunkook
let's just say that your bestfriends are in the middle of courting me

okay that feels weirder when i thought about it

we're dating

ish

 

momomonie
i-

and these sons of bitches didn't even tell me?

and TOLD you about me?

wow i never felt more backstabbed than ever

 

bunkook
it's just me don't worry hyung

i just felt like an idiot for assuming that whom i just talked to at the cafe is the same person who's seokjin's been talking to for almost 3 weeks already

 

momomonie
well i have to

 

bunkook
can i be honest with you?

 

momomonie
sure kid

 

bunkook
you're cool and you're handsome

 

momomonie
are you broke or do you need something from me?

 

bunkook
i'm serious hyung

but with that aside

what did you want me to do?

 

momomonie
i'm not sure if you'll agree to it

 

bunkook
if this is about seokjin hyung, i'm more than willing to do it

 

momomonie
okay

i bought a gift for him

tbh it's really just random cuz i was walking home and then i walked past a toy store

saw a chibi mario figurine and thought of him immediately

thought that it's a good surprise for him

 

bunkook
so you want me to deliver it to him because you don't want to expose yourself because you're not ready?

 

momomonie
those two told you more than they should, did they...

 

bunkook
uhhhhhhhh

pls don't kill them

we just finished hanging out, i want more hanging out time with them in the future

 

momomonie
oh trust me

you wouldn't be the one mourning

they will

but thanks for doing this

 

bunkook
no problem

i'll meet you at the same cafe?

 

momomonie
yup

see you

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

bunkook
i still don't get why you have to give seokjin hyung a gift though

do you think you're making him too hopeful that this might be a sign as a "consideration" that he can finally see you?

 

momomonie
i don't think he'll see it that way

but even if it is, i'd still tell him that i'm still don't want to let him see me

 

bunkook
aren't you being too harsh hyung?

it's been 3 weeks, you've been talking to each other for 3 WEEKS

isn't that a bit cruel on his part?

 

momomonie
yes

i am aware that it is both harsh and cruel for him

but if you look in my shoes, i knew you'd do the same

i'm not yet ready to tell you a lot of my past but it's horrible enough to traumatize me, to the point that i wouldn't even let someone as perfect as seokjin hyung to see me

i just can't, kid

it's too much for me to bear

 

bunkook
even so, you shouldn't let your past get in the way

it's already in the past, forgive and forget

and if the reason why you don't want him to see you is because you're deprecating yourself then you're not supposed to do that

you're beating yourself up and it's not fucking healthy hyung

you don't even know how handsome and kind you are

and who cares if you're not handsome? personality is what makes a persom either beautiful or ugly

 

momomonie
i think we're in the level of acquaintance so i'm not so sure as to what i'm supposed to feel when you're nagging me like this

 

bunkook
we may be acquaintances but seokjin hyung is my friend

your bestfriends are basically my 'soon-to-be boyfriends'

and they are your bestfriends

so that makes me your friend rather than an acquaintance

look hyung, i'm not doing this delivery just because you're yoongi and hoseok hyungs' friend

but because i know you cared for seokjin hyung and doing this is like a show of admiration or at least a tiny bit of interest in him

please hyung, don't make him wait longer

he may not show it to you and he may not show it to jimin or taehyung but i live with him and i see him almost 24/7

so i know if he's sad, bothered, annoyed, happy or mad

i can tell that he really enjoys talking to you and i could really see the frustration whenever you keep on denying his request to see you

he's patient, yes

but things like waiting forever is impossible

 

momomonie
i know

please just give me time

at least a month

let me test the waters and let fate see what happens there

 

bunkook
it's the universe doing those kinds of things

not fate

 

momomonie
i suddenly can see why yoongi and hoseok took a liking in you

i can't believe you're only 18 yet you speak like an adult

 

bunkook
omfg are you seriously underestimating my ability just because i'm 18?

how rude of you hyung

after all the sweat and effort of me walking from my apartment to the cafe and back to the apartment just to deliver a freaking mario figurine

 


momomonie
correcting: a CHIBI mario figurine

i think piglet doesn't have a chibi figurine so

 

bunkook
wait wait wait wait

did you just called seokjin hyung, PIGLET ??

 

momomonie
uh yeah?

why? something wrong with that?

 

bunkook
for all i know, seokjin can describe with anything bUT A PIG WITH A LET

 

momomonie
it's weird, yeah, but it's only fair

he calls me grape even if i don't want to

i'm supposed to call him pig but since i'm too kind, i decided to sound it more cuter so piglet it is

 

bunkook
you two are so weird yet so perfect for each other

i also have a concern

 

momomonie
why? did i picked the wrong chibi? he likes mario right?

or are there scratched? if there are then we gotta meet again so that i'll ask for a replacement

 

bunkook
uh no

no scratches, damages or wrong character, etc.

it's just that, do you really want to give it to hyung even without a proper gift wrapping?

 

momomonie
.......

it's not christmas nor his birthday, jungkook

and he doesn't know what it was either until you give it to him so that's more thrilling than giving him a wrapped up gift

 

bunkook
i swear you two are weirdest couple i've ever encountered

 

momomonie
do you know what's wrong in that sentence?

 

bunkook
did i have wrong grammar?

i'll tell you immediately that i just got 20 over 100 in my english test so please save me from the proof-reading

 

momomonie
nope

we're not a couple

you just said 'weird COUPLE'

 

bunkook
aifhisjenfnnebfd nAMJOON HYUNG

 


 

[ private chat : bunkook ]

 

pinkseok
what did moni gave you

 

bunkook
what the hell are you talking about hyung

 

pinkseok
don't play dumb on me

i know moni assigned you to give me the surprise gift

what is it

 

bunkook
how can you even tell that i'd be the one giving the surprise gift?

 

pinkseok
yoongi is busy making music cuz i remembered very clearly that you were sulking earlier in the morning since he couldn't hang out with you

hoseok is busy as well because jimin told me they'll be having a showcase a day after the last week of the sports fest

taehyung is just plain lazy to get out of his freaking dorm room so ends up playing overwatch

and then you left in a hurry

you didn't even answered my question when i asked you where you're heading off

you're just texting someone at your phone

 

bunkook
fine

i actually expect you to ask me what moni hyung looks like

 

pinkseok
i don't need to know what he looks like

i don't really care anymore

i'd care if he would ask me to meet up with him personally

but i think it'll take forever for that to happen

 

bunkook
not that long hyung

it won't take long

and also

he has dimples

 

pinkseok
as if that would make me cry

what's the surprise?

 

bunkook
why would i even tell you that

 

pinkseok
at least a hint


bunkook
it's cute

 

pinkseok
that would be your opinion kook

 

bunkook
it's your favourite character

 

pinkseok
okay thanks i'm gonna go and cry now

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 


bunkook
i can't believe this hyung literally cried when i arrived back at the apartment

he couldn't stop sobbing when he even saw the gift

didn't really expected it to be a chibi since he thinks that they looked like a child and mario is a grown man

but idk you must be very influential that he loved it immediately

 

momomonie
i'm glad he likes it

he didn't asked about me didn't he?

 

bunkook
nah

he more liked asked a hint on what the gift looks like

why is this hyung so extra i can't even

 

momomonie
he loves being dramatic

i don't even know why i'm still talking to him

 

bunkook
it's because you liked him and can put up with every melodramatic stunts he does while i'm here not wanting that yet i'm dealing with this shits

i want to switch roommates

i want tae hyung as my roommate

jimin and seokjin hyung can go and rot

those two are too dramatic and exaggerating

 

momomonie
i believe that you're also exaggerating

 

bunkook
oh fuck off hyung

like literally cuz seokjin's on his phone now

update: he is still crying like a heartbroken woman

 

momomonie
again that's highly exaggerating

 

bunkook
akdnjwndndnnfUCK OFF HYUNG

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
YOU FUCKER

WHY

WHY

 

momomonie
i can tell you liked the gift

 

pinkseok
I SO FUCKING AM LIKING IT ALREADY

IT'S JUST TOO CUTE

 

momomonie
yeah you even cried when you got it

 

pinkseok
jungkook told you didn't he

 

momomonie
the kid loves updating me

 

pinkseok
i don't even know how to thank you akdjjsjxjajd

i'll literally put this chibi figurine at the center of my collection

remind me to online-buy a mini spotlight for me to put above the figurine

that chibi deserves all the attention it can get

 

momomonie
lmao how come you give that chibi a special treatment?

it's still a mario figurine? like the others?

 

pinkseok
well it's the ONLY CHIBI in my collection

and mainly because it's from you so i just HAVE to give it a special treatment

 

momomonie
wait what?

 

pinkseok
hey it's the closest i can get from you

i needed to make sure that everytime i look at my collection, the one you gave to me would stand out

it'll remind me of you ya know

 


 

momomonie
i think i died inside

my heart just bursted

i feel like crying this time

 

suqua
wdym

 

momomonie
i asked jungkook to give to him the mario chibi figurine to seokjin hyung for me

hyung told me that he'll make sure the figurine would stand out amongst his collections just because it reminds him of me

 

hoeseok
fuck that's so freaking sweet i'm getting diabetes

hospital bill's on the two of you joon

 

suqua
are you REALLY sure that you two ain't a couple

bc for me i'm sure as hell that you two are one

 


 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
i-

wow

thanks hyung

i really appreciate that

 

pinkseok
nah, thank YOU moni

i really liked it, seriously

but do you know what i want as well?

 

momomonie
what?

 

pinkseok
a picture of you

 

momomonie
sure

 

pinkseok
wait

REALLY?

 

momomonie

btw did you know our dorm's rooftop outlooks the football field

i could actually see you whenever you guys have PE classes

 

pinkseok
cunning bitch :(

that's ??? so ??? unfair ???

 

momomonie
it IS a pic of me, don't you think? :)

life's unfair too

 

pinkseok
i'TS A FUCKING SHADOW MONI

 

momomonie
MY shadow

 

pinkseok
you're such a tease :"(

 


 

pinkseok
YA'LL

I'M SCREAMING BANANAS

 

bunkook
yes i can hear

and not literally bananas but

yeah

 

chimcheroo
why

what's wrong

did jungkook lit the kitchen on fire again?

 

bunkook
eXCUSE ME

THAT WAS TAEHYUNG WHO LIT HIS KITCHEN ON FIRE NOT ME

 

taebae
WHY ARE YOU POINTING THIS ON ME AKJDKWJDJE

 

pinkseok
BRATS THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO SAY

MONI GAVE ME A CHIBI MARIO FIGURINE AND IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE AINFKEJDNF

 

chimcheroo
but you don't like to make mario a chibi ????

 

taebae
it's what you call "falling in love"

 

pinkseok
sHUT IT JUNGKOOK

AND I CHANGED MY MIND

THE CHIBI MARIO IS SO CUTE

I STAND CORRECTED

 

taebae
but how did he gave it to you if he doesn't even want to show himself?

 

bunkook
i gave it to him myself

 

chimcheroo
WAIT SO YOU SAW HIM?

 

bunkook
yeah but he has a mask on

so i can't really tell his face

 

chimcheroo
he really doesn't want to show himself does he

 

pinkseok
I DON'T CARE

I'M STILL LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH THE MARIO CHIBI

IT'S SO FUCJING CUTE

 

taebae
yeah i'm pretty much convinced

i think namjoon is already out of the picture

 

pinkseok
speaking of namjoon

i still haven't seen him aifnjsjxnsnf

would you have a photoshoot kook?

 

bunkook
yeah tomorrow actually

but namjoon hyung wouldn't be there unfortunately

 

chimcheroo
lol i think the only reason why you even asked is to make us think that you still liked your angel

 

pinkseok
shut up jimin

i still liked namjoon okay

but every single time i get to see him, i lost my chance to even approach him cuz he always go away

 

chimcheroo
tbvh it's kinda your fault on why you didn't even get the chance

you always freeze and stare at him when you can just walk up to him and talk

 

bunkook
i'm still convinced that you liked RM more than namjoon

 

pinkseok
RM is my friend

namjoon is my crush

there's a BIG difference


bunkook
oh hyung

i wish you knew

 

pinkseok
what do you even mean by that?

 

bunkook
nothing

could you cook spaghetti for dinner?

 


 

hoeseok
i just realized something

RM is basically the "personality"

then Namjoon is the "visuals"

so it's either seokjin likes "RM the personality" or "Namjoon the visuals"

who would win?

 

momomonie
what the hell seok?

it's 3am?

 

suqua
for christ's sakes babe

go to sleep

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
i can't fucking believe this

waking me up at 2 in the morning just to tell me i have to go to a stupid meeting

and then blatantly telling me that i am actually REQUIRED to go even if i have to skip classes?

like can't he see i'm trying to live my life as a normal person? and not some heir of the owner of some bigshot company?

i'm trying my very best to convince him that business is not really for me or at least business that involves technology doesn't work for me and my whole-being

i just want to be a cook

i want to be a pastry chef

isn't that too much to ask?

why does father have to be a fucking asshole and not let me choose what i actually want for ONCE in my life

jimin

taehyung

jungkook

why is life so fucking unfair?

 

momomonie
hyung?

what's going on

it's 2 am?

 

pinkseok
oH FUCK

WRONH CHAT AIFJJWJXJSJF

I KNEW TEXTING AT 2AM IS A BAD MOVE AODJSKJDNENFNENFNENF

IGNORE MY RANT

IGNORE AND FORGET EVER YT HING

IGNORE ME TBVH JUST AOFJSNFD

DON'T READ IT

 

momomonie
too late actually

i read them all

 

pinkseok
tHEN FORGET WHAT YOU JUST READ

 

momomonie
i'm not turning off this phone until you tell me what's going on, seokjin

you looked frustrated and obviously needed someone to talk and listen to you

i'm actually already awake (bc of your continuous texts that made my phone shake like a freaking vibrator)(no sarcasm there)

 

pinkseok
but i just messed up :(

i messed up your beauty sleep when sleep is the most important thing a person needs

other than water and food and shelter and clothes that is

 

momomonie
pfft yeah and let your frustrations eat you?

no way i'll do that

i can wait for you to actually tell me

you can do it slowly

i know you badly needed someone to let this out so just lay it out on me

and i promise, i swear on that mario chibi figurine, that i won't tell a single soul

you can trust me on this

 

pinkseok
it's not that i don't trust you, moni

i just, idk

i feel like a burden already?

i mean i know you're also stressed with your own personal life, college's a bitch i know, and adding my own problems to yours would just be too rude of me

 

momomonie
that's basically the same thing if you wanted to let it out to the other three

i'm not saying that you should pick ME to lay out what's eating you inside

but heck, it's 2am and you and me are the only ones awake and i don't think you can actually SURVIVE the rest of the day without pouring it all out

i just want to help hyung, and you do really needed one

 

pinkseok
........

my father wanted me to handle the company once he retires

it won't be too soon before that moment arrives but even so, he already makes me go to meetings and wear uncomfortably tight suits that aren't even my style

 

momomonie
you still looked good in a suit though

 

pinkseok
yeah i know ;)

but yeah, even if dad already knew that i took cooking as a major while business as a minor, he still pushes me to have a business degree

like, i'm so choked up with all his wishes and wants that i didn't even had the proper time to BREATHE freely

he wants me to be the next CEO, he wants me to have a business degree, he wants me to go to a meeting at fucking 2 IN THE MORNING

i'm so caught up with his shits i don't know why i have a father like him who doesn't even consider my OWN wishes and dreams

 

momomonie
but what about your mom? does your mom know about this? how your dad treats you while she's away in europe?

wait was that europe?

i think i read an article wherein your mom has to have some serious business in europe that's why she had to go for a long time?

 

pinkseok
she's not in europe, moni

 

momomonie
what? so i got it wrong?

i swear i saw it in some newspaper or maybe my memory is already failing me

 

pinkseok
she's dead

 

momomonie
.... what

i'm-

i'm confused

it has your mom's candid picture in the article..

 

pinkseok
the "going to europe for a serious business arrangement" is just a fragment

a sugar-coat, as to what dad told me, to make sure that the any business partner wouldn't cut ties with him just because he's "single"

it's already mandatory that whenever you have business with other companies, you have to be a married person to secure and assure the partner that the person they'll be partnering with isn't just some person who can "toy" with the projects

let's just say that the industry doesn't have trust issues with single people and i don't even know why and it's not like i'd even want to know

even if dad's company is already big and all, it's still in the rules of business

now that i thought about it, i can't even fucking believe myself that i know these

 

momomonie
i'm sorry about your loss, hyung

i really am

but now that you said it, you dad basically married your mom to just get the project he needed from this certain partner?

 

pinkseok
no, not really

even before that rule emerged in the business world, dad married mom because he loves her

and i know he does

but when mom died, he changed a lot

so much that i couldn't even recognize him anymore

the moment he told me about lying to the press about fragmenting the death and make it look like she'll be gone for quite a while, when i actually knew it'll be forever, i knew then that he's not the same dad i used to admire before

i looked up to him so much, moni

he used to support me, he used to smile and laugh, he used to spend more time with us, he used to go home at night and not ending up in some penthouse somewhere in seoul

he used to even love everything me and my mom cooked or baked

i just

i missed my dad

i missed him terribly

and i hate it everytime he tells me to do things as if i'm not his son, as if i'm just some successor he had chosen to take care of the company and not even think about MY FEELINGS

 

momomonie
wait, so you and your mom cook?

and he loves it? before?

 

pinkseok
yes

but i don't see any connection as to what i was saying?

 

momomonie
seokjin hyung

i think i know why your dad's like this

think about it

your dad loves your mom, like really according to what you told me

and then she died, didn't he feel depressed and sad about it?

 

pinkseok
he locked himself up in his bedroom for almost a week

he didn't let me in, didn't let the maids take care of him, he just didn't want anybody

but after that he just went back to his usual business self without the love and caring father figure he once was

 

momomonie
hyung

you took cooking as your major

i have seen your mom on the news and i can tell that you got your good looks from her

it's not a mystery as to why your dad doesn't want you to continue your major as cooking

you reminded him so much of your mother and since he missed her just as you did, maybe

JUST maybe

he couldn't bear it whenever he sees you, he sees your mom

maybe it traumatized him for life

 

pinkseok
i..

didn't really thought of that...

oh god no wonder why he forced me to stop my eyes from twitching whenever i get hungry

but even I can't stop myself from doing it

that's what my mom does whenever she's hungry and dad would always laugh about it

 

momomonie
have you ever tried talking to him?

a heart to heart talk?

 

pinkseok
never got the courage to do it

he would always shut me out

dealing with his own work and thoughts and only call me when i'm needed

 

momomonie
maybe you should really talk to him about this

tell him how you would really feel

and force him to pour all his feelings out for you

i can't really blame him if he acted that very irrational towards you since he's the one who got hurt in more ways than one

but it's also not right for him to throw his anger out on his own son who has nothing to do with it

go and talk to him, hyung

after the meeting, tell him how you feel

nothing would happen if you would just let the problem sit on your palm and stare at you like an idiot

 

pinkseok
i don't think i can do that moni

i've tried so many times and all i get is a proper beating

i keep on asking what's his problem, he wouldn't tell me

always giving me the cold shoulder

 

momomonie
then bring your mom up

the both of you are hurting, you needed something to make your dad listen to you

and i know that saying that you reminded him so much about your mom would do the trick

he would listen to you

he's your son, and deep down, i know he's just lost

you just need to pull him out of the darkness

 

pinkseok
is this whay i get everytime i wake up and 2-3 in the morning

a philosophical moni which i am not even going to complain about

 

momomonie
i am trying to help here ??? and all i get is getting attacked ???

 

pinkseok
on a more serious note

i'll try to do what you told me to do

and thank you really for listening to me

i honestly didn't expected for you to actually find out a hypothetical reason on why my dad is being like this

i guess i was too focused on my own dilemma and emotions that i didn't even thought of what my father had gone through as well

 

momomonie
it's okay hyung

it's normal for someone to be selfish enough to think about himself only in times like these

sometimes you think it's unfair

that's why you have friends though

you needed someone to look at a bigger picture

 

pinkseok
i suddenly think that maybe you're a better friend than those three

i honestly couldn't even draw out some "hope" from them

 

momomonie
is that literally or is that a joke

 

pinkseok
lmao it's a joke

i love my children very much

anyways, thank you

like really, thank you for listening to me

it made me feel a lot better to rant it out and remove every negative toxin in my system

and to also get a solution out of it

so thank you so much

 

momomonie
it's no biggie hyung

i'm your friend aren't i?

and besides, i should be the one thanking you

 

pinkseok
what for?

 

momomonie
for trusting me

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
i just talked to my dad earlier after the meeting

mind you i was nervous as fuck and i just have to thank God multiple times because i have a suit coat and i couldn't afford have sweat sticking at the backside and armpits of my polo

it took him a while to actually listen to me

tbh yeah talking about mom really made him listen

and i saw him CRYING and SMILING at the same time

NEVER i have ever witnessed such thing

and we did shared a couple of good tears and confessions

 

momomonie
that's great hyung!

what did he told you?

 

pinkseok
he said that he didn't mean anything and explained himself as to why he's like this

he even admitted that he was about to have a word with me and guess what?

he told me that i can be whatever i want to be !!

 

momomonie
oh congrats hyung!!

i'm so happy for you, i'm so glad :)

at least you're finally happy

 

pinkseok
i finally breathed in fRESH AIR FOR THE FIRST TIME, MONI

btw my dad may or may not have wanted to send you gifts as a thank you

 

momomonie
wait what?

 

pinkseok
i told him that it was because of you that made me understand his situation and he couldn't thank you enough for it

also thanking you for still keeping about my mom a secret

i told him i could just ask yoongi or hoseok to deliver it to you

 

momomonie
what

 

pinkseok
i told him that you like ryan according to what jungkook told me from what yoongi and hoseok told him ofc

 

momomonie
what?

 

pinkseok
i also told dad i call you grape so idk what his plans are but yeah there would be a grape somewhere

and also a new music equipment to replace the one you just 'broke'

i remembered when you ranted at me before lmao i can't stop laughing

 

momomonie
w h a t

 

pinkseok
oh god moni

is that literally everything you're going to say?

 

momomonie
wHAT.

Chapter Text

momomonie
remind me why we have to make a song again

because i'm pretty sure i was NOT THERE when mr. jeon told YA'LL that this is actually an automatic entry to the contest?

 

hoeseok
wait what contest?

 

momomonie
ask your boyfriend

i wasn't even AWARE

 

suqua
basically it's already mandatory for us music majors to make up a song to be entered to the contest

like, mr. jeon even told us that if we ended up winning, any music companies can scout you

 

hoeseok
omg so that means the Big Four are one of them?

 

suqua
exactly

 

momomonie
i'm not even inspired to write a song rn

i'm tired and very much worn out

 

hoeseok
WHICH you do every so often

don't beat yourself up in the track and field, joon

you guys have a lot of time to practice

 

momomonie
my team have to defend the title

and same goes to you too, yoongs

 

suqua
yeah yeah i know

i even saw seokjin practicing with his team at the field as well

damn that guy is good at archery too

but with that aside, the deadline for the song is this friday already

 

momomonie
are you fucking kidding me.

today is THURSDAY.

 

hoeseok
yikes

and there goes the period

 

suqua
that's why you need to keep your butt moving already

 

momomonie
i hope you trip on something and die

 

suqua
i'll cheer for ya

do you need me to use pom-poms

 

momomonie
if you also wear a skirt then maybe i can reconsider

 

suqua
well fuck you

i ain't gonna reminisce the day i wore a maid outfit

 

hoeseok
in my opinion, you looked good in a maid outfit

in ANY outfit for that matter

babe you even have NICE LEGS

god i wish jungkook could just see that already

i wonder how he'll even handle that

 

momomonie
keep this conversation outside of this groupchat

i cannot tolerate this i swear to god

 

hoeseok
dude if you're jealous then there's seokjin who can help you

 

momomonie
he'll only make it worse, trust me

 

suqua
yeah cuz you're a whimp

honestly nam, just show yourself to him already

the month's almost done and all you need to do is just tell him your true self

that you're both namjoon and RM

 

momomonie
as if that would even be easy

he doesn't even like me

he's not attracted to "Namjoon"

so if he saw me then i'm sure as hell he'll just take a U-turn

 

hoeseok
for the love of my own dick, please have mercy

namjoon, my sweet namjoon

if only i could just shove your face to the wall i would gladly do it

if that would make your self-esteem boost then i'll do it a hundred times

 

momomonie
how did you even manage to look so sweet in those horrible sentences

i can't even believe

how are you even good at these

 

hoeseok
i'm just as good as riding yoongi's dick and possibly jungkook's ;)

 

momomonie
forget i even asked

 

suqua
you can just make seokjin your inspiration

i still wouldn't forget the day when i recieved an email from seokjin's dad's company asking me and hoseok to go to the main building just to freaking DELIVER the gifts to YOU

ah those bad days..

 

hoeseok
that was like, three days ago??

 

momomonie
IT WAS SEOKJIN'S DAD WHO DID THIS NOT ME

I JUST HELPED SEOKJIN HYUNG WITH HIS DILEMMA

 

suqua
YEAH AT 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

 

hoeseok
btw why is there even a grape fruit with those gifts?

were you hungry?

 

momomonie
HE WOKE ME UP, I CAN'T SLEEP, HE NEEDS HELP, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

LEAVE HIM HANGING?

WELL NO SHIT YOONGI

and he calls me grape remember?

 

suqua
BUT WHY US

 

hoeseok
but why a fruit? he could have given you a grape plushie?

 

momomonie
IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE MY BESTFRIENDS ?????

idrk? you could ask seokjin's dad for answers

 

suqua
I DIDN'T SIGNED UP TO BE YOUR BESTFRIEND JUST TO DELIVER GIFTS

 

momomonie
GO AND ROT

 

suqua
GO FUCK YOURSELF

 

hoeseok
children children

please don't be annoying little shits and just let this slide

i can't handle immature brats in this gc so it's either you two continue bickering the living fuck out of each other and eat cup ramyuns for a month or you two shut up and eat real food

 

suqua
i love you namjoon

 

momomonie
i love you too yoongi

 

hoeseok
that settles it

now go and write your song joonie boy

 

momomonie
i'm not even inspired to write a song

i can't just write lyrics on how much i hate a guy named min yoongi and rap it out

 

hoeseok
come again? :)

 

momomonie
i mean i'm working on it already

 

suqua
you can just make seokjin your inspiration?

 

momomonie
well maybe

i might just do that

but i don't have any CD with me

can i just send it to you and transfer it?

 

suqua
sure

just send it here so that i can see immediately

 

momomonie
great

thanks hyung

 

suqua
anytime

 


 

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

pinkseok
so i suddenly thought

why do people need to live when they know they'll die anyway??

i mean okay maybe because the world would become overpopulated but still

although we can make things work and stuff, i mean there are artificial islands already so i think that can work?

isn't that too cruel that you have to die and leave your family alone

think about it, if people don't die, we get to see the whole clan and then every reunion you need at least 2 or 3 houses to fit the whole clan

nobody would be alone right? everyone would feel loved and nobody would feel sad because somebody HAS to die

accidents are an exception though but anyway

what do you think?

oh wow uhm okay

maybe i only get to see the philosophical moni at 2 in the morning and is not applicable midday

hello? you there?

okay you might be busy

sorry for bothering you :((

 


 

 

[ ANTI-LYING POLICY ]

 

bunkook
somebody

ANYBODY

pls tell me where the fuck is namjoon

 

suqua
did he do something wrong?

 

hoeseok
do i have to take away the real food at make him eat cup ramyun this time for real

 

bunkook
kim seokjin

my hyung, my bestfriend

my MELODRAMATIC bestfriend

is SULKING for 2 HOURS ALREADY BECAUSE APPARENTLY A CERTAIN SOMEONE ISN'T REPLYING

I CANNOT HANDLE A sulking!seokjin BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T EVEN COOK FOOD FOR ME

IMAGINE THE SUFFERING I'M EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW

I'M HUNGRY AND I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE

 

suqua
you might have inherited the dramatic thingy from him

you're being dramatic as well

 

bunkook
EXCUSE ME HYUNG BUT YOU WOULD HAVE FELT THE SAME IF HOSEOK HYUNG STOPPED COOKING FOR YOU

IMAGINE NOT EATING REAL FOOD FOR A MONTH

 

hoeseok
you know me too well sweetheart i'm crying

 

bunkook
isaodkeijabf bUT HYUNG

WHERE IS NAMJOON

WHY HE AIN'T REPLYING

AND WITH THAT BEING SAID I CAN ACTUALLY CONFIRM THAT THERE'S A BIG CHANCE THAT SEOKJIN ACTUALLY LIKES THE personality!namjoon AND NOT THE visuals!namjoon

 

suqua
he must be at the studio

tbvh he's busy right now and probs didn't get the chance to even tell seokjin since he's panicking

 

hoeseok
it was your fault though

 

suqua
.... i know

 

bunkook

loOK AT HIM

HE'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 2 HOURS

2 FREAKING HOURS

HE KEEPS ON CHECKING HIS PHONE EVERY 5 MINUTES HOPING NAMJOON WOULD REPLY BUT WHAT THE SHIT MAN THIS IS ANNOYING THE HECK OUT OF ME

IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES

ALL I NEED IS HIS RE PLY

A R E P L Y

SO THAT I CAN EAT

AND I CAN REST IN PEACE

 

suqua
just tell seokjin that he might be busy with something

 

bunkook
i don't know why he keeps on denying this

but i swear

i think

I THINK

he likes namjoon, personality-wise

 

hoeseok
maybe it's because he doesn't see namjoon in person IN WHICH seokjin developed a crush on

 

suqua
can't we just like

let him figure it out himself?

i'm so tired of these oblivious nuts that i just want to go back to sleep

 

bunkook
BUT SEOKJIN HYUNG WOULDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT IF THERE ISN'T ANYBODY TRYING TO MAKE HIM PERCIEVE IT

 

suqua
okay fine BUT just tell him that he's busy and should cook you meals

i ain't letting you starving

if he doesn't comply then we'll eat out

 

bunkook
... can we just eat out instead of asking him

 

hoeseok
nope

take it or leave it sweetie

 

bunkook
:(((((((

fineeeeeee

 


 

 

[ private chat : pinkseok ]

 

momomonie
shit i didn't expect to finish this late

sorry for the delay hyung

here's the file

Butterfly.mp3

i kinda got really into writing this song

maybe you're right that i made him my inspiration

ugh it took me a while to do it cuz i have to ask peeps for the vocals and stuff

but thanks anyway for rapping for me and also to hoseok hyung

 

pinkseok
i-

wow

wait wow

the song

 

momomonie
holy fuck

hOly SHIT

SEOKJIN HYUNG I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND IT TO YOU

I THOUGHT YOU'RE YOONGI HYUNG AODJSKKJFNWG

AH SHIT DON'T EVEN BOTHER LISTENING TO IT

 

pinkseok
i just finished akdnsjnde

the song is incredible moni wow

"Will you stay by my side
Will you promise me
If I let go of your hand, you’ll fly away and break
I’m scared scared scared of that"

sHIT THAT'S SO DEEP AND EMO AND CRY-WORTHY ???

i didn't know you're THIS talented

 

momomonie
did you just underestimated my capabilities as a music major

 

pinkseok
nO

NOT REALLY

but seRIOUSLY the song is great

it's just

really sad

who's your inspiration here? the "he" you're talking about?

 

momomonie
ahh

a special someone

nothing big

 

pinkseok
it's BIG for me moni

i've been your friend already and idk what this guy did to you that smh made you write this song

but even if you told me that i'm your crush, you still love the guy

like maybe that's what you felt when you're with him before

so?

who's he

 

momomonie
ah

tbh it's actually the present so no it's not from the past

i met someone actually

well tbh i liked him for a really long time but i met him smh, in a way, idk

and i'm just afraid that IF i get too close to him

he'll just disappear between my grasp

once he sees me, he'll move away

and i just don't want that

i'm just really afraid that what if the thing we have already would suddenly disappear because i reached out? because i appeared?

i don't want to lose him, you know

 

pinkseok
oh moni :(

maybe you should take a risk?

i mean, if this person is nice and understandable, i don't actually think he'll avoid and ignore you

IF you did confessed and he doesn't reciprocate, and he has the traits i mentioned above, then no doubt he'd still stick with you

love is risky yes, but that's what makes it thrilling right?

 

momomonie
well i guess

but idk hyung

i mean he's unpredictabke really

although that's one of the things i loved the most about him

but it's hard hyung

i mean he's already THERE yet i'm such a coward to actually do something about it, me and my feelings

i cherish my friendship with him, yet i like him so much and he doesn't even know it and that freaking hurts

a lot

and the thought of him feeling disgusted because of me just terrifies me

i couldn't remove the mental image in my head

 

pinkseok
hey

stop beating yourself up like this

if he doesn't like you, then it's his loss

but let me tell you that you're the most amazing person i've ever met and whoever thinks you're not is a piece of shit that i want to shove a knife up its ass

a person's personality makes the him/her beautiful and handsome and you're the perfect example of it

if he doesn't realize that then he can just fuck off ya know

i can even do that job for ya

 

momomonie
ugh i really needed that push

thanks seokjin hyung

it's 2am so maybe this is actually our things

saying deep and helpful stuffs at 2

and i'm sorry for not replying to you either aofjksnxns

 

pinkseok
okay

i'm glad my help is enough

and omg it's okay moni really !!

you really don't have to apologize

at least i know why you were not replying so it's cool ^^

 


 

 

pinkseok
well

shit happened

 

chimcheroo
oh god not again hyung

it's 2am

pls rest and go to sleep first

 


 

momomonie
hear me out

idk if i fucked it up or what

but guess who sent the music file to the wrong person AND to the person whom i tried not to let him know about?

 

suqua
you're fucking stupid, namjoon

 

momomonie
i tOLD YOU TO HEAR ME OUT ???

Chapter Text

[ private chat : momomonie ]

 

suqua
did he found out?

 

momomonie
i don't think so

well i HOPE he doesn't

but

well

he gave me a few tips that got me thinking and all...

 

suqua
tips?

what kind?

tips on how NOT to send the file or message to the wrong person?

 

momomonie
it was a MISTAKE

 

suqua
a mistake you WANTED to avoid yet you still did

and give me the file already jesus it's 3am

 

momomonie
AOJDKWJJFEN IT WAS 2AM AND I WAS TIRED

I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT AND OBVIOUSLY WASN'T LOOKING CLEARLY ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT MESSAGE I PRESSED

as if you're not awake at 3am, 3am's like 12nn to you

Butterfly.mp3

 

suqua
in the end, you still did

what tips did he gave you though?

 

momomonie
well

tips about confession and stuff

he listened to the song, obviously

and he was curious on who i was pertaining to

ofc i didn't told him that it was actually HIM whom i was talking about in the song but he assumed that i have a new crush

 

suqua
wait what do you mean by "new"?

aRE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU TOLD HIM THAT HE'S YOUR CRUSH?

 

momomonie
yeah? we were really comfortable around each other now so i think it's okay to tell secrets

and well he thinks that even if i told him that he's my crush, i "loved" this person before him and still am now

 

suqua
what are those tips, to be exact?

 

momomonie
uhhh love is risky but that's what makes it thrilling

 

suqua
true

 

momomonie
i shouldn't be deprecating myself because i'm a wonderful and amazing person and that my personality outbeats my looks and that personality is what makes the person "beautiful/handsome"

ACCORDING to HIM

 

suqua
well holy shit joon

how tf didn't he even realized this

this song is actually ABOUT HIM

 

momomonie
i assumed that you already finished listening to the song

 

suqua
damn right i did

seriously how didn't he even realized that?

you already told him that he's your crush

 

momomonie
i don't really know

and i'm glad he didn't

 

suqua
oh for the love of g OD

i'm going to do this once and only ONCE

so don't you fucking dare save or screenshot this or else i won't transfer the music to the CD

THIS is what i look like right now you ungrateful brat

real talk here, man

he LIKES you and i can really tell

ESPECIALLY when you told me what he had told you

he's already giving you advices indirectly so why can't you just consider it?

 

momomonie
he doesn't LIKE me, yoongi

and he never will

he's just giving those advices because i'm his FRIEND

 

suqua
a FRIEND that doesn't show his own FACE

if you were seokjin, you knew you wouldn't be fully trusting someone who you only talk to at text but still, if he doesn't show any signs of prank or stalk and shit then it's okay

and if i were seokjin, i would still fall in love with you because of your personality

i mean joon, you're really a great person and a kind one in fact. you're understanding unlike no other people and you're just different and so interesting to talk to, but also annoying at times

i'm already telling you, if i'm seokjin then i would have liked you and if seokjin was seokjin, then he WILL like you

don't tell this to jungkook or hoseok though

i love those idiots a tad bit more than you

 

momomonie
wow you're so rude

i'm scared hyung

like literally

i mean you've already heard the song

that's what i TRULY felt, every single time i imagined myself showing up to seokjin

the image of him getting disgusted or terrified of seeing me just pains me a lot

but i should already accept that expession right? i got used to it before right?

so why do i feel so fucking scared whenever i think about telling him the truth?

 

suqua
oh god i can't even believe i'm going to nag you at 4am

it's because you LIKE him namjoon

it's normal for people to be insecure and to think that their crushes would only aim for their looks

but not EVERYONE is like that, and especially not seokjin

idk about him but i figured that he would fall in love with the person who sees him past his looks since he always have tons of admirers who only admires h IS L OO KS

YOU GET MY POINT HERE

 

momomonie
i'm trying to.. process that...

 

suqua
well process that even further cuz imma hit the hay

you literally drained me from all that waiting ugh

aNd theN i hAvE tO taKe juNgkOok On a dAte

i love death

 

momomonie
you literally don't sleep

you can pull off all-nighers i don't see why you explain about the lack of sleep and being drained

 

suqua
i'm only human too genius

and we're like batteries that needs to be recharged

and if i want to make the date good for both kook and hoseok, i need my sleep

 

momomonie
alright alright

go to sleep hyung

sorry for making you wait

 

suqua
i'm not sure if i should just say "nah issok" or "fuck you, i want to sleep"

can i just say i love you and go offline?

 

momomonie
love you too yoongles

 

suqua
nevermind

fuck you joon

 


 

pinkseok
so

i was awake earlier yeah? i think it's 2 or 3 in the morning?

and my phone vibrated like a freaking advanced vibrator so i just HAVE to get it to make it stop

but then i saw that it was moni messaging me

he sent me a song

and it's about someone else

MY CHILDREN MY EARS HAVE BEEN BLESSED

 

chimcheroo
so you heard his voice?

 

pinkseok
not really since the song has at least 3-4 vocals and definitely 3 rappers so i can't really tell which is his

but he DID wrote the song

 

chimcheroo
aw

and just when i thought you'd be able to hear it

 

pinkseok
i don't mind

but the lyrics are really sad and it's as if the person who wrote it is scared to admit his feelings and actually show himself to the person

moni must have felt that way to his crush

 

taebae
he literally planned to let you hear it?

 

pinkseok
nope

he sent it accidentally

can't really blame him since it's already 2 and ofc he would be tired

he's supposed to give it to yoongi, idk why but maybe it's because they're both music majors and he has something to do with it

but it's just that the music is so emotional that i just HAVE to say something

 

bunkook
no wonder yoongi was still online at 2

but moni told you he liked somebody?

 

pinkseok
yeah? he told me that he has someone he likes right now and he doesn't want to show himself to him cuz he's afraid

i'm really worried though because, well, his self-esteem so really going nowhere

if anything it's going to nothingness

 

bunkook
that i agree in so many ways

 

pinkseok
oh?

 

bunkook
i mean i'm also concerned somehow

because it seems like you're starting to like RM

 

pinkseok
ofc i like him

he's my friend

and my angel is still my top 1 priority

unfortunately for me, he is still in Ilsan and i just want to s c ream because i haven't seen him for a WEEK

 

bunkook
actually

you CAN see him

and change your wallpaper

 

taebae
NOW i know why i suddenly saw you at the library

 

pinkseok
wait

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT MONI IS THERE?

WITH YOU?

 

bunkook
WAS with me

and WAS here

the photoshoot was yesterday and so is namjoon so we grabbed the oppurtunity to take pictures and make them models in order for yoongi to know the perfect angles and filters, depending on the setting

 

pinkseok
aND YOU DIDN'T TOLD ME?

 

bunkook
you were busy hyung

i went to the culinary building just to tell you but i ended up seeing you literally sCREAMING in agony at the poor raw chicken that was already on the floor

i can't really interrupt that awful moment so i went back instead

 

pinkseok
sEND ME

SEND IT TO ME NOW

 

chimcheroo
oh oh i wanna see the others too !!

i miss modelling aifejjd can we do that again too?

 

taebae
actually

i think we can

one of the managers texted me again asking if we want to go back to modelling

i'm not that busy with uni as of the moment so i'm okay with it

 

bunkook
yeah i think we can do that

i could even ask yoongi to be our photographer

anyways i'll send the pics rn

i love my men

i meAN I LOVE MY MODELS

 

chimcheroo
WAIT WHAT

 

bunkook
UUHH MOVING ON

 

chimcheroo
hOLD THE FUCK UP

ARE YOU FINALLY ADMITTING THAT YOU LIKED THEM

OR MORE LIKE LOVE

 

bunkook
M OVI NG O N

 

pinkseok
omfg

you liked them? like admitting head-on with no force whatsoever that you really like them for real this time?

aND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOLD ME?

 

bunkook
nO hyUng

 

taebae
bitch why you lyin'

 

bunkook
FUCK YA'LL

 

chimcheroo
I GENERALLY FEEL SO OFFENDED FUCK YOU TOO JUNGKOOK

DON'T MAKE ME PULL EVERY INFO FROM YOU PERSONALLY

UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO THREATEN YOUR IRON MAN FIGURINE

YA KNOW, THE ONE WITH ROBERT DOWNEY JR.'S SIGNITURE

 

bunkook
you wouldn't

 

chimcheroo
try me

 

bunkook
dON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU ARROGANT SHRIMP

 

chimcheroo
tHE DISRESPECT I RECIEVE FROM THIS STUPID COCONUT

 

taebae
oh for pit's sake

 

pinkseok
jungkook :)

aren't you supposed to be telling nothing but the truth when it comes to this group? :)

 

bunkook
OADISXHJWJFNJSJF

WE BOTH LIKE EACH OTHER OKAY

AND THEY ARE STILL IN THE SEASON OF COURTING ME BECAUSE IM A TRADITIONAL ASS WHO WANTS TO BE SWOON FIRST BEFORE THE BOYFIES

nOW CAN WE GO BACK TO ME APPRECIATING MY MEN

 

chimcheroo
there are legitimate tears streaming down my face

but how fucking dare you didn't even informed us

we're your bestfriends and we only knew this now?

 

bunkook
they've just been courting me for like 3 days already?

it's not that long?

 

pinkseok
as much as i'm happy that you're finally going to have boyfriends that can tolerate your sassy attitude

 

bunkook
geez rude

 

pinkseok
as much as i'm happy for you

you still didn't showed me namjoon

 

bunkook
akndjajdne be prepared hyung

bc i swear even i was shookened

 

pinkseok
the

the

tjeiwd

tHOSE VEINS

IN HIS HANDS

 

chimcheroo
holy shit

what a

a beauty

 

taebae
I LOVE HIS EYES SO MUCH

 

pinkseok
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE CHANGED HIS HAIR COLOR

HOLY FREAKING BEJESUS IN THE NUTSHELL

HE LOOKS SO GOOD WITH IT?

I'M CRYING?

MY EYES ARE BLESSED

ARE THERE ANY MORE

 

bunkook
well

yeah

since yoongi asked me how to also take pics with the face only, we had two set-ups

one is the medieval theme with a bit of a warm filter that's why it's a yellow one which is what i showed you

and the next one is a sugar-daddy theme with full blown HD since this is only the face

no doubt yoongi pulled it off the most cuz

aNYONE WHO FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THIS IS DEADASS A SUGAR FUCKING DADDY

and hoseok? a fucking god

perfection

utmost perfection with the cute scrunched up smile

i love them so much

 

chimcheroo
again legitimate tears are streaming down my face

 

pinkseok
omfg

they looked hot definitely

 

bunkook
oh you haven't seen namjoon yet

 

pinkseok
fUCK

 

taebae
HIS !! EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait is that suede

thOSE ARE SUEDE?

THOSE ARE DAMN EXPENSIVE? LIKE? WHAT?

 

bunkook
as if i didn't have a friend from the brand that sells suede suits

ofc it was sponsored

although they didn't accepted it since they don't know where to use it

 

pinkseok
namjoon

looks so

fucking good

he's so perfect

no doubt 10/10 he's my crush

 

taebae
tbvh

you're more of infatuated by him

bc you only like him for his looks

 

pinkseok
excuse me i like him for his personality as well

 

bunkook
uhhhh do you like

have you talked to him?

 

pinkseok
well no

bUT i assumed he's kind since when i bumped into him a month ago, he said sorry and was blushing already likena tomato

 

chimcheroo
that honestly won't suffice

you only know a percent of him

you haven't talked to him yet so how can you be so sure that he's good?

this is infatuation, hyung

 

pinkseok
is it bad...

 

taebae
if you put it that way then yes

because imagine the other way around

you already experienced this

people like you because of your looks, not because of who you are (mainly cuz they don't know you that much yet)

so imagine if namjoon found out that you had a crush on him even BEFORE you talked and get to know him

 

pinkseok
aihfjsjfjbs what am i supposed to do?

i always don't have the chance to even approach him

 

chimcheroo
well if you didn't FROZE then MAYBE you would have had a chance

sports fest is in a few days

it's basically a requirement for every student to join

i'm pretty sure he'll come

 

taebae
so MAKE SURE that you would approach him like a decent human being this time

 

pinkseok
sjdjsjbjdns okay fine

i will do it this time