ive been thinking
i dont wanna hear it
that for one second the universe might actually be up to something
you mean fate
no i meant universe
i dont believe in fate
yeah and i dont believe in true love
srsly hoseok why am i still dating you
you don't believe in true love yet here you are loving me and my fine piece of ass
sure yoongi sure
weren't you talking abt fate?
so i was saying
i think the universe is up to something
maybe an asteroid would hit earth and then we all die
if your goal is to scare me then youre doing a great job
im serious !!
i swear i have this really strange feeling that something would happen
i think i have a crush
hallelujah what did i tell you yoongi
i was right :)
so your comparison of an asteroid hitting earth and namjoon declaring that he finally has a crush for the first time in years is the end of the
i have a crush
i think okay
just i think
dUDE WTH THIS IS LIKE A MIRACLE
WHO IS IT
i don't want to tell
ok you have got to be kidding me
i know the universe is up to something and that means you having a crush
but you not telling us abt this crush of yours is just plain cruel :(
you'll just judge my standards
its always like that
the only thing me and my sunshine judge abt you is your choice of fashion
baggy pants, jesus sandals and loosed shirt is just mehhhhh
technically i wore those bc i like them and i'm comfortable with them
which means that you are judging my standards to whatever i like
thus i conclude that you WILL judge who my crush actually is
dont drag your experimental language into this gc
ive had enough of science headaches for one day
we're your bestfriends
like forever since diaper days
i know it sounds humanely impossible cuz we're from three diff districts but come on
you know kim seokjin?
can i just make a comment?
the KIM SEOKJIN??
wait everyone knows kim seokjin
ofc we know
a comment that's meant to judge my standards in men
OFC you can thank you so very much
i'll take that as a sarcasm but out of all the people?
he's a narcissistic son of a bell
you gotta do better than that yoongi
i'm trying here
religion is def not the subject im supposed to enter in but teachers are such asses
i don't actually think that he's... narcissistic??
"i'm the most handsome guy between me and my circle of friends"
"oh people would def faint once they catch my flying kisses"
i thought you're on my side?
never said i am :)
he just has self-esteem
which you dont have
but might as well take some from him
but i think he's just really sweet okay?
have you talked to him though?
how could you tell that he's sweet?
i bumped to him earlier on my way to maths class
of course you are
shut up i'm trying to tell a story
anyway yes we bumped into each other
as cliche as it is but for some goddamn reason my books flew out of my hands and ended up on the ground
i'm honestly not surprised by this
do you want me to continue or not?
yes pls continue
i was too scared to even look up at him bc he's like "the most popular guy" in the university and i just had to have a bad day that made me bump into him
he helped me though
he even apologized to me
told me "i'm so sorry i wasn't looking right where i was going. i'll be careful next time" and flashed me that very cute and small smile
took me a minute to realize that he has full PLUMP lips
thats your definition of sweet?
and saying those sentences before makes it your definition of an asshole?
ok fine he's not an asshole
but still a narcissist
i'm still processing with the fact that you finally had a crush namjoon
which i am pretty sure wouldn't happen and work
ok now thats so low of you :c
you should let him teach you some lessons
tell him that his self-esteem is too much so he has to share with you since yours is a negative one-hundred no doubt
it's true joon
you're so innocent and sweet i don't get why you see yourself as ugly
you take really good pictures
even better than yoongi
you're also good at writing song lyrics and compose
even better than yoongi
yOUR DIMPLES ARE EVEN ILLEGAL WTH
PLS SMILE MORE OFTEN SO THAT I HAVE A REASON TO WAKE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING
are you even dating me or do you just want to date namjoon
even my gummy smile is nothing compared to his dimples???
you know i'm doing this to make joon feel better
i really do appreciate it hoseok but
this is just a crush?
first crush since birth tbvh
and i'm 100% sure there's no chance for me to interact with him again?
i aint accepting that excuse
one who doesnt appreciate your beauty is alr at the top of my death list
and blind list for me
as much as i hate it that you liked the guy
even if he loves to brag abt his looks
he's actually really handsome yoongi
dont even deny that
a handsome narcissist
even if he's like that, that doesnt stop me from wanting you to actually approach him
this is your FIRST CRUSH we're talking abt
honestly i think he should be honored
yeah and first loves tend to be the most painful
that is IF you are together already which im sure you both aren't yet
he's basically a somebody yoongi and i'm a nobody
i have poor fashion taste
i only love to read and study and compose and write song lyrics
i'm not a funny person to begin with
and god forbid i'd survive a day without breaking something
ok there are a few changes around here
1) you don't have a poor fashion taste. me and yoongi are just messing with you
2) what's wrong with being a nerd? you're a cute and sexy nerd
3) you are literally a SOMEBODY for pete's sakes
4) and yeah i can't really help if you're prone to destroying things
see? i'm such an uncool teen
i knew i don't have a chance with him in the first place
now don't be so hard on yourself
TALK TO HIM
that's the only way okay?
you know i'm not the type to start conversations
and so do i but look where i ended up?
having a beautiful and kind boyfriend
who is also a pervert at times
give me a break babe :(
now srsly joon
give it a chance and talk
i 100% believe that nothing would happen and just assume that i'm just a random stalker who wants to date him
oh god you are so stubborn
he WILL remember you
everyone who gets so see your face would remember you
look at me
the only reason that we even met is because of hoseok
and the reason why i met hoseok is because i forgot my maths notebook at class and he's the one who kept it
thank god i don't have scribbles of anyone's names at that time
its bc you dont have a crush
oh shit i was in a maths class?
ew, definitely ew
and you look so straight i actually have to bend over my aching back pain
not until i found out you're asexual
but then you proved to us, me in particular, wrong because apparently you finally had a crush
i knew the universe has something to do with this
this is just no big deal
its just a happy crush that would go away
there's no way there'd be any event that would have me to encounter him ever again
i might just be watching him from the sidelines as he plays archery at the sports festival
now that you mention it
we ARE lacking one more member in archery
the answer is no
now you're just ruining my plan
i never agreed to be a part of it in the first place so put your turning gears off this instant
you can't stop me
you left your kumamon plushie here
do you still want this back?
i'll reconsider my choice of plans
but joonie :(
this is like something you should actually do something about
not worth it
i mean yeah he's handsome and sweet
he really looks like a god
even better than aphrodite
and his voice is just freaking perfect
and his shoulders are just so wide i want to encircle my arms around them
and his lips are so freaking plump wth
okay fine yes i have a crush like a huge one at that
but i'm more than sure that it would go away
and that he sees me nothing more than just a normal student who accidentally bumped into him
it's actually him bumping into you but fine
and no i still believe that there's a chance
i won't give up on this joon
you WILL do something about this
this is something i've been waiting for you to have all these years
for once in your life let yourself feel what it feels like to have a crush
you mean to make me feel the heartbreak and pain because you know there's no chance that his feelings would be mutual to mine
i got that crystal clear
when will you stop being a pessimist honestly
i miss the philosphical kim namjoon
he's busy as of the moment
i hate your philosophy schedules
but i think seokjin would love that
everyone loves to hear deep things in life
having existential crisis isn't something everyone wants to hear ya know
i know but sometimes people started to think about it as well?
i mean i started to think why humans have to be at the top of the food chain and not apes who are the most similar species we can compare to ourselves on earth
what hoseok is trying say is that maybe you should start a conversation with him
try to say hi
as if it's easy
i don't even know what topic he and i should talk about
how earth works?
why are there colors in the first place?
is everything just in our imagination and we're just having a dream? and that when we wake up we're actually not who we are in our dreams?
i think he'll block me the moment i even asked him why do we have to live in colors and not just plain black and white
i'm pretty sure it's because of headache
even i am starting to get one when you mentioned those
fuck now i'm starting to think why
jesus christ okay
we'll help you
i'm pretty sure he'll remember you
i srsly doubt that
i know you guys are probably overprotective around the people whom i'm hanging around with
but can i just contact one person?
i just bumped to a guy earlier
and i honestly think i saw an angel