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hoeseok
ive been thinking


suqua
i dont wanna hear it


hoeseok
that maybe

JUST maybe


suqua
pls stop


hoeseok
that for one second the universe might actually be up to something


suqua
you mean fate


hoeseok
no i meant universe

i dont believe in fate


suqua
yeah and i dont believe in true love

srsly hoseok why am i still dating you


hoeseok
you don't believe in true love yet here you are loving me and my fine piece of ass

sure yoongi sure


suqua
weren't you talking abt fate?


hoeseok
no-

its universe

so i was saying

i think the universe is up to something

maybe an asteroid would hit earth and then we all die


suqua
if your goal is to scare me then youre doing a great job


hoeseok
im serious !!

i swear i have this really strange feeling that something would happen


momomonie
guys

i think i have a crush


hoeseok
hallelujah what did i tell you yoongi

i was right :)


suqua
so your comparison of an asteroid hitting earth and namjoon declaring that he finally has a crush for the first time in years is the end of the

wait

what

WHAT


momomonie
i think

i have a crush

i think okay

just i think


suqua
YOU THINK

dUDE WTH THIS IS LIKE A MIRACLE

WHO IS IT


momomonie
haha

uhm well

i don't want to tell


hoeseok
ok you have got to be kidding me

i know the universe is up to something and that means you having a crush

but you not telling us abt this crush of yours is just plain cruel :(


momomonie
you'll just judge my standards

its always like that


suqua
the only thing me and my sunshine judge abt you is your choice of fashion

baggy pants, jesus sandals and loosed shirt is just mehhhhh


momomonie
technically i wore those bc i like them and i'm comfortable with them

which means that you are judging my standards to whatever i like

thus i conclude that you WILL judge who my crush actually is


hoeseok
dont drag your experimental language into this gc

ive had enough of science headaches for one day


suqua
srsly joon

we're your bestfriends

like forever since diaper days

i know it sounds humanely impossible cuz we're from three diff districts but come on


momomonie
kabxjahbdsahhxs

fine

you know kim seokjin?


suqua
....

can i just make a comment?


hoeseok
OMG

the KIM SEOKJIN??

wait everyone knows kim seokjin

ofc we know


momomonie
a comment that's meant to judge my standards in men

OFC you can thank you so very much


suqua
i'll take that as a sarcasm but out of all the people?

he's a narcissistic son of a bell


hoeseok
you gotta do better than that yoongi


suqua
i'm trying here

religion is def not the subject im supposed to enter in but teachers are such asses


momomonie
i don't actually think that he's... narcissistic??


hoeseok
"i'm the most handsome guy between me and my circle of friends"

"oh people would def faint once they catch my flying kisses"


momomonie
i thought you're on my side?


hoeseok
never said i am :)


momomonie
look

he just has self-esteem


suqua
which you dont have

but might as well take some from him


momomonie
but i think he's just really sweet okay?

i mean

deep down?


hoeseok
have you talked to him though?

how could you tell that he's sweet?


momomonie
i bumped to him earlier on my way to maths class


suqua
of course you are


momomonie
shut up i'm trying to tell a story

anyway yes we bumped into each other

as cliche as it is but for some goddamn reason my books flew out of my hands and ended up on the ground


hoeseok
i'm honestly not surprised by this


momomonie
do you want me to continue or not?


hoeseok
yes pls continue


momomonie
i was too scared to even look up at him bc he's like "the most popular guy" in the university and i just had to have a bad day that made me bump into him

he helped me though

he even apologized to me

told me "i'm so sorry i wasn't looking right where i was going. i'll be careful next time" and flashed me that very cute and small smile

took me a minute to realize that he has full PLUMP lips

suqua
sooo

thats your definition of sweet?


momomonie
and saying those sentences before makes it your definition of an asshole?


suqua
ok fine he's not an asshole

but still a narcissist

hoeseok
i'm still processing with the fact that you finally had a crush namjoon


momomonie
which i am pretty sure wouldn't happen and work


hoeseok
ok now thats so low of you :c

you should let him teach you some lessons

tell him that his self-esteem is too much so he has to share with you since yours is a negative one-hundred no doubt


momomonie
rude much?


hoeseok
it's true joon

you're so innocent and sweet i don't get why you see yourself as ugly

you take really good pictures

even better than yoongi

you're also good at writing song lyrics and compose

even better than yoongi

yOUR DIMPLES ARE EVEN ILLEGAL WTH

PLS SMILE MORE OFTEN SO THAT I HAVE A REASON TO WAKE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING


suqua
are you even dating me or do you just want to date namjoon

even my gummy smile is nothing compared to his dimples???


hoeseok
you know i'm doing this to make joon feel better


momomonie
i really do appreciate it hoseok but

this is just a crush?

suqua
first crush since birth tbvh


momomonie
and i'm 100% sure there's no chance for me to interact with him again?


hoeseok
i aint accepting that excuse

one who doesnt appreciate your beauty is alr at the top of my death list


suqua
and blind list for me

as much as i hate it that you liked the guy

even if he loves to brag abt his looks


hoeseok
he's actually really handsome yoongi

dont even deny that


suqua
yeah yeah

a handsome narcissist

even if he's like that, that doesnt stop me from wanting you to actually approach him

i mean

this is your FIRST CRUSH we're talking abt

honestly i think he should be honored


momomonie
yeah and first loves tend to be the most painful


suqua
that is IF you are together already which im sure you both aren't yet


momomonie
he's basically a somebody yoongi and i'm a nobody

i have poor fashion taste

i only love to read and study and compose and write song lyrics

i'm not a funny person to begin with

and god forbid i'd survive a day without breaking something


hoeseok
ok there are a few changes around here

1) you don't have a poor fashion taste. me and yoongi are just messing with you

2) what's wrong with being a nerd? you're a cute and sexy nerd

3) you are literally a SOMEBODY for pete's sakes

4) and yeah i can't really help if you're prone to destroying things


momomonie
: (

see? i'm such an uncool teen

i knew i don't have a chance with him in the first place


suqua
now don't be so hard on yourself

TALK TO HIM

that's the only way okay?


momomonie
you know i'm not the type to start conversations


suqua
and so do i but look where i ended up?

having a beautiful and kind boyfriend

who is also a pervert at times


hoeseok
give me a break babe :(


suqua
i am

now srsly joon

give it a chance and talk


momomonie
i 100% believe that nothing would happen and just assume that i'm just a random stalker who wants to date him


suqua
oh god you are so stubborn

he WILL remember you

everyone who gets so see your face would remember you

i mean

look at me


momomonie
the only reason that we even met is because of hoseok

and the reason why i met hoseok is because i forgot my maths notebook at class and he's the one who kept it

thank god i don't have scribbles of anyone's names at that time


hoeseok
its bc you dont have a crush

oh shit i was in a maths class?

ew, definitely ew

and you look so straight i actually have to bend over my aching back pain

momomonie
you're exaggerating


hoeseok
not until i found out you're asexual

but then you proved to us, me in particular, wrong because apparently you finally had a crush

i knew the universe has something to do with this


momomonie
again

this is just no big deal

its just a happy crush that would go away

there's no way there'd be any event that would have me to encounter him ever again

i might just be watching him from the sidelines as he plays archery at the sports festival


suqua
now that you mention it

momomonie
definitely not


suqua
we ARE lacking one more member in archery


momomonie
the answer is no


suqua
now you're just ruining my plan


momomonie
i never agreed to be a part of it in the first place so put your turning gears off this instant


suqua
you can't stop me


momomonie
you left your kumamon plushie here

do you still want this back?


suqua
i'll reconsider my choice of plans


hoeseok
but joonie :(

this is like something you should actually do something about


momomonie
not worth it

i mean yeah he's handsome and sweet

he really looks like a god

even better than aphrodite

and his voice is just freaking perfect

and his shoulders are just so wide i want to encircle my arms around them

and his lips are so freaking plump wth

okay fine yes i have a crush like a huge one at that

but i'm more than sure that it would go away

and that he sees me nothing more than just a normal student who accidentally bumped into him


suqua
it's actually him bumping into you but fine

and no i still believe that there's a chance

i won't give up on this joon

you WILL do something about this

this is something i've been waiting for you to have all these years

for once in your life let yourself feel what it feels like to have a crush


momomonie
you mean to make me feel the heartbreak and pain because you know there's no chance that his feelings would be mutual to mine

i got that crystal clear


hoeseok
when will you stop being a pessimist honestly

i miss the philosphical kim namjoon


momomonie
he's busy as of the moment


hoeseok
i hate your philosophy schedules

but i think seokjin would love that

everyone loves to hear deep things in life


momomonie
having existential crisis isn't something everyone wants to hear ya know


hoeseok
i know but sometimes people started to think about it as well?

i mean i started to think why humans have to be at the top of the food chain and not apes who are the most similar species we can compare to ourselves on earth


suqua
what hoseok is trying say is that maybe you should start a conversation with him

try to say hi


momomonie
as if it's easy

i don't even know what topic he and i should talk about

how earth works?

why are there colors in the first place?

is everything just in our imagination and we're just having a dream? and that when we wake up we're actually not who we are in our dreams?

i think he'll block me the moment i even asked him why do we have to live in colors and not just plain black and white


hoeseok
i'm pretty sure it's because of headache

even i am starting to get one when you mentioned those

fuck now i'm starting to think why


suqua
jesus christ okay

we'll help you

i'm pretty sure he'll remember you


momomonie
i srsly doubt that

 


 

pinkseok
okay listen

i know you guys are probably overprotective around the people whom i'm hanging around with

but can i just contact one person?

i just bumped to a guy earlier

and i honestly think i saw an angel