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    It takes a Village to make a relationship--Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing.

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  2. 25 Jun 2017

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    “Then, what’s the plan?” Yamato ran his gaze across the rather large assembled group. “We just march in and take the place by force?”

    “Sakura and Tenzō will go secure this ‘Mariko’ person; the rest are with me. We’ll confront Fancy Face. Naruto’s taking the lead.”

    “Really?” Naruto was practically bouncing in her excitement.

    Takeshi and Takeo looked like they might contest the wisdom of this decision, but held their tongues. Despite their seniority in age, Kakashi was still the highest ranking ninja on this mission.

    “If we’re going to barge in and try to reason with an extremist faction fanatic, you’re certainly our best tool,” confirmed Kakashi.

    “I can’t believe I agree with that logic,” Sasuke muttered in bewildered resignation.

    Sakura winked at the blonde, before bounding after her own quarry. “Last one back to Masao-san has to pay for dinner when we get back!”

    “Challenge Accepted!” Bellowed Naruto, before she spun around and threw open the doors of the main hall.

    “Wait, that’s it? What’s the plan?” She heard Takeo hiss hurriedly behind her back.

    “This is the plan,” said Sasuke in resignation, following obediently in Naruto’s wake.

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    “You’re not taking anyone anywhere—“interrupted Fancy Face, with a vicious, bitter scowl that spoke of years of being a misunderstood special snowflake.

    Naruto huffed. “You don’t have permission talk. I’m taking you all back—“

    “What if we don’t want to go home?” piped up a small girl.

    “I’m open to negotiations,” Naruto responded, not missing a beat.

    “No one is going anywhere—“

    “But you’re not staying with this dude, he’s a lunatic and you should never willingly stay with someone who is going around kidnapping children and trying to brainwash them into becoming his own small, private army.” Naruto spoke loudly and enunciated, both to be heard over the hissy fit Fancy Face was having and because this was important life advice that parents seemed to continually fail to provide to their children. “That’s an indication of bad life choices that you should not be trained to repeat—Sasuke you should be taking notes.”

    “Listen here girl, you are in my domain and—“

    Naruto lashed out with her chakra chains, effectively entrapping, disabling, and silencing Fancy Face and Snake Co.

    “See,” she gestured toward the children. “That took like, twenty seconds, and his life ambitions are over. Don’t be him when you grow up. Be me. I’m going to win my bet and have my dinner comp’d when I get home and not spend the next week in a cell in T & I. That’s such a better option.”

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    Sakura tossed the woman in the prisoner pile, green eyes visibly sparking in anger. “I remember this woman! She was wanted in the hospital for improperly filing intake paperwork and lethally overdosing terminally ill patients without their consent. Shizune-senpai noticed the irregularities and filed charges to be reviewed by the Board, but she disappeared before her hearing and took three cases of Penicillin. We have to bring her back to face the Board for her ethics violations!”

    “And to be questioned for treason,” added Tenzō tiredly.

    Sakura huffed. “Yeah, that too. But first, her hearing before the Board for ethics violations.”

    Kakashi nodded seriously. “Always good to keep your priorities straight.”

  3. 24 Jun 2017

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    best femnarutu/kakashi ever

  4. 24 Jun 2017

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  8. 17 Jun 2017

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    Finished, cute and funny

  9. 15 Jun 2017

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  15. 31 May 2017

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  16. 29 May 2017

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    one of my favorite fics holy shit

  17. 28 May 2017

    Rec

  18. 22 May 2017

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