This is Captain Jack Harkness. If you can read this, you come from the same world.
I'll write this like a combat report, but I can't even start it right: with a date. It's about how my plane was on fire and then I fell through a hole in the universe. It's about how I met Captain Diane and the others and our spaceship and how we're planning on getting off this junkheap planet we got washed up on. If you can read this, then maybe... you can follow me. If not? No regrets. Use my name. Here it goes.