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3 Sept 11:28
lancelicious created the group.
lancelicious added pinkattack, sweet_tooth, smidgeofnb, animemeboi, kkogayne, t_shiro and shayaway to the group.
lancelicious named the group “the new nerd squad”.

lancelicious: how is everyone doing on this fine day

kkogayne: why am i on here

lancelicious: cheerful as always, emo boy

kkogayne: excuse me

smidgeofnb: I’m glad you two are still flirting, but can you do it somewhere else

smidgeofnb: lance didn’t just create this chat to flirt with keith I hope

lancelicious: I’m not!! flirting!!!

smidgeofnb: sure and I’m not a genius

animemeboi: I mean

smidgeofnb: stfu matt you weeb

t_shiro: language

lancelicious: oh dad is here

t_shiro: what?

sweet_tooth: he even has a dad username wow

pinkattack: I was wondering why my phone was going off so much

lancelicious: allura!! my fave

pinkattack: I have graced you all with my presence, now explain

animemeboi: “graced”

pinkattack: holt I will not hesitate

animemeboi: attack me with your pink lura

animemeboi: it matters not

smidgeofnb: oh no

animemeboi: for I haVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME

kkogayne: ffs I’m out

kkogayne left the chat.

lancelicious: are you joking this chat has lasted a total of 2 minutes

sweet_tooth: what did you expect from keith though?

lancelicious: tru

t_shiro: no this isn’t fair

sweet_tooth: dad steps in

t_shiro added kkogayne to the chat.

kkogayne: shiro why

t_shiro: don’t isolate yourself again Keith

smidgeofnb: ooooooooOOOOH

smidgeofnb: burnt by genuine care, a rare dad burn

lancelicious: wow I’m jealous

smidgeofnb: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

lancelicious: fuck off

animemeboi: that’s my sibling (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

smidgeofnb: ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

pinkattack: I actually do wanna know lance

pinkattack: why the chat??

lancelicious: well we all made friends over the summer right?

pinkattack: yeah

t_shiro: some of us already were friends, but yes

smidgeofnb: yeah ig

sweet_tooth: yeah!

animemeboi: sure

kkogayne: hm

shayaway: I read through the entire mess of a chat to get here, be proud

shayaway: and yeah!! I wouldn’t read that many messages for people who aren’t my friends ^-^

sweet_tooth: <3

shayaway: <3

smidgeofnb: gross

lancelicious: so I thought so that we don’t all drift away or whatever I’d make a chat!

shayaway: sounds legit

smidgeofnb: bit too much emotion, but I’ll allow it

pinkattack: cool, but why did you add not one but two couples?? the rest of us Singles are gonna be sad :(

lancelicious: you don’t have to be single ;)

smidgeofnb: *long sigh*

sweet_tooth: bro,,,,

animemeboi: look, lance, sometimes you’ve just gotta,

kkogayne: shit

animemeboi: leT IT GO

t_shiro: why am I dating you

animemeboi: bc you looooove me ~~~

t_shiro: ...you make a valid argument

smidgeofnb: I preferred the broganes when they were both done with my evil brother

animemeboi: I am not evil, you are

animemeboi: I have evidence

animemeboi: caughtintheact.jpg

lancelicious: ...is that bread

smidgeofnb: actually its focaccia you uncultured swine

lancelicious: excUSE ME

animemeboi: they took my slice so they’re evil

kkogayne: that’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind

t_shiro: you’re salty about bread?

pinkattack: DID SHIRO JUST USE SALTY IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT

lancelicious: I THINK HE DID

shayaway: tbh I would fight anyone for bread

shayaway: especially focaccia

sweet_tooth: especially the holts’ mum’s focaccia

sweet_tooth: it’s so good I wish she would give me the recipe

shayaway: you could defo make it babe

sweet_tooth: too kind <3

smidgeofnb: THEYRE BEING GROSS TIME TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT

shayaway: rude

smidgeofnb: KEITH DID YOU SAY CONSPIRACY THEORY

kkogayne: um yes?

smidgeofnb: ok,,

lancelicious: oh no

lancelicious: someone stop them

smidgeofnb: shut up lance

smidgeofnb: moon landing?

kkogayne: FAKE

smidgeofnb: I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

animemeboi: *person

smidgeofnb: I’ll take what I can get

lancelicious: nice dodie reference

shayaway: LANCE DODIE

lancelicious: IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE TOO

pinkattack: excuse me

sweet_tooth: excuse me

animemeboi: excuse me

t_shiro: matt excuse you

kkogayne: what just happened

smidgeofnb: so, keith,

smidgeofnb: cryptids,,

lancelicious: piDGE


3 Sept 15:52
the new nerd squad

lancelicious: I just remembered tomorrow we start sixth form and I’m panicking help

sweet_tooth: chill breathe it’s ok

animemeboi: you’ll be fine

animemeboi: you’ll all be fine

smidgeofnb: a rare Sentimental Holt appeared

pinkattack: lol on all of you >:)

smidgeofnb: alLURA

t_shiro: matt’s right, for once. It might seem scary, but you’ll all be fine. You have each other, Altea sixth is really good, and it’s only your first day anyway. The teachers are there to help you, and most of them are really nice!

lancelicious: thanks shiro :)

smidgeofnb: I stopped reading after “matts right”

animemeboi: whose Netflix account are you using right now

smidgeofnb: oh dear brother of mine, would you like some of my special hot chocolate

animemeboi: that’s what I thought. yeah bring it to the sofa

shayaway: whatcha watching pidge?

smidgeofnb: the new cartoon show that’s ‘exclusive’ to Netflix

sweet_tooth: ‘exclusive’

lancelicious: ‘exclusive’

shayaway: wait do you mean voltron??

smidgeofnb: ya

shayaway: :D

lancelicious: volTRON? NEW FAVE SHOW WHOS WITH ME

shayaway: ALL THE WAY

smidgeofnb: gravity falls is hard to beat,, second best for sure tho

sweet_tooth: shay forced me to watch it and now I’m hooked too lol

kkogayne: fave show is pushing it but it looks really good so far

lancelicious: KEITH YOU TOO?? I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY

t_shiro: yeah he won’t shut up about it, specifically about the blue paladin

pinkattack: EXPOSED

pinkattack: and yes lance it’s really good!!

kkogayne: shiro how could you

t_shiro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lancelicious: oH SHIT

smidgeofnb: I’m so down for this brogane action

shayaway: new fave word: brogane

sweet_tooth: it’s funny because lance relates the most to the blue paladin so far

lancelicious: hUNK NO

pinkattack: SCREENSHOTSCREENSHOTSCREENSHOT

smidgeofnb: HAHAHAHA YES HUNK

shayaway: MY BF DID THAT AAAH

kkogayne: ghqiwx

t_shiro: you broke him

lancelicious: keith jsutksjidq

animemeboi: came back just in time for the drama apparently


3 Sept 16:01
kkogayne > t_shiro

kkogayne: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

t_shiro: so I’m assuming your crush on lance is still a thing

kkogayne: YOU LIL SHIT YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL

t_shiro: yeah your playlists on Spotify do kinda give the game away cous

kkogayne: FFFFUCK OF COURSE LANCE RELATES TO BLUE, OF COURSE ILIKE BLUE THE BEST, I BET HE HATES RED

t_shiro: why?

kkogayne: BECAUSE I RELATE TO RED

t_shiro: he doesn’t know that

t_shiro: ...yet

kkogayne: DONT FUCKING TELL HIM

kkogayne: ILL EAT ALL YOUR DORITOS

t_shiro: ok ok chill I won’t

kkogayne: OK THAnks

t_shiro: why do you think lance would hate red though?

kkogayne: because me relating to him means he’s the most like me, which means lance hates him

t_shiro: ...why?

kkogayne: ummm because lance hates me??

t_shiro: yeah sure

kkogayne: ??? yes????

t_shiro: uhhuh lance toooootally hates you

kkogayne: takashi don’t be sarcastic what do you know

t_shiro: me? Nothing. Nothing at all.

kkogayne: *narrows eyes*

t_shiro: anyway now that we’ve established that lance doesn’t hate you, you gonna talk to lance at all outside of the group or what

kkogayne: established? sure

kkogayne: and what no way

t_shiro: you sure? he does flirt with everything, if you don’t do something someone else might

kkogayne: you definitely know something you’re not telling me

t_shiro: no way.

kkogayne: wait I just realised something

t_shiro: hm?

t_shiro: I’m hoping this is to do with lance

t_shiro: I’m going to assume it is by your silence

t_shiro: good luck ;)


3 Sept 16:01
lancelicious > sweet_tooth

lancelicious: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sweet_tooth: you’re welcome lolll

lancelicious: HOW COULD YOU

sweet_tooth: believe me, something good will come of this :)))

lancelicious: .... what do you know??

sweet_tooth: ;))))

lancelicious: I’m worried

sweet_tooth: don’t be it’s not worth it

sweet_tooth: also how’re you doing about tomorrow?

lancelicious: actually the chat helped :) you and shiro especially thank you bro <3

sweet_tooth: np <3

lancelicious: wbu?

sweet_tooth: I’m all good about it tbh, I’m a bit nervous and ik that tomorrow I’ll be a mess, but rn im Chill

lancelicious: good I’m glad :)

sweet_tooth: :))

lancelicious: I’m still dead from the whole red/blue thing agh

sweet_tooth: dude when are you gonna do something about it? I swear you’ve had this crush for like ever now. At least try and be friends with Keith instead of making a weird rivalry

lancelicious: ikikik I just,,, can’t idk

sweet_tooth: yeah your whole covering up insecurities with confidence thing, fair enough

lancelicious: my what now

lancelicious: wAIT KEITH IS MESSAGING ME

lancelicious: PRIVATELY

lancelicious: OH SHITTT BRB

sweet_tooth: go get him!!


3 Sept 16:07
kkogayne > lancelicious

kkogayne: hope this isn’t too weird, I just wanted to make sure you’re ok after the whole panicking about tomorrow and then our ‘friends’ making fun of us

kkogayne: so, you ok?

lancelicious: no it’s not weird dw! this is what friends do :) yeah I’m ok now, the chat distracted me from the Impending Doom that is tomorrow lol

kkogayne: I’m glad :) and relatable lol

lancelicious: wait, /you/ ok?

kkogayne: yeah yeah dw

kkogayne: I’m nervous but isn’t everyone

lancelicious: tru dat

lancelicious: I never asked, whatre you taking?

kkogayne: oh I’m taking English lit, psychology and pe

kkogayne: wbu?

lancelicious: physics, drama, psychology and Spanish

lancelicious: we might have psychology together! that’d be good I need friends in my classes lol

kkogayne: lol same

kkogayne: you’re taking 4?

lancelicious: yeah well to me Spanish doesn’t count, it’s too easy. I’m literally fluent so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kkogayne: fair enough

kkogayne: if there was an a level in Korean I’d take it too just cause I can

lancelicious: you speak Korean?? woahhh that’s so cool :O

kkogayne: I mean im literally half Korean so

lancelicious: fair enough, but pidge and matt are like half Italian and they don’t speak Italian, at least not well

kkogayne: also fair enough

kkogayne: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lancelicious: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


3 Sept 16:04
everyone but klance

smidgeofnb: sooo lances new gc is dead now, I’m gonna assume Keith’s screaming at shiro and lance at hunk, amirite

pinkattack: probably tbh

shayaway: hunk hasn’t replied to the couple meme I sent him so ya

animemeboi: I told shiro I’m not the only one who does that

animemeboi: wait until he’s done with Keith and reads this lololol

pinkattack: what a fuckin nerd

animemeboi: at least I’m not a single bitch

pinkattack: >:O

smidgeofnb: that was low even for you matt

smidgeofnb: I love it

pinkattack: >:O >:O >:O

shayaway: guys,,,,

smidgeofnb: unrelated, we need a better name for this gc

animemeboi: tru


3 Sept 16:07
everyone but klance

sweet_tooth: how bout support klance for the new gc name

pinkattack: me likey

pinkattack named the group “support klance”.

animemeboi: sPILL THE TEA SHIRO AND HUNK

t_shiro: keith just screamed about how “of course lance would relate to blue” etc etc

t_shiro: then I hit him with the ‘fact’ that lance flirts with anything so it’s just a matter of time before he finds someone, then Keith “realised something” and left

sweet_tooth: I was just having a standard convo with lance then he starts caps lock typing about how keith is messaging him “PRIVATELY” and leaves

smidgeofnb: so rn they’re talking about who knows what

pinkattack: about whatever Keith realised

t_shiro: I have no idea

animemeboi: we’ll just have to wait *sigh*

shayaway: progress though!!

sweet_tooth: woop!


3 Sept 23:29
support klance

smidgeofnb: do you ever think about how maybe we all get really invested in klance’s lives because we’re either single, sad or lonely, or maybe we just want to distract ourselves from our own lives because they’re a mess?

animemeboi: it’s too early in the night to have these thoughts, pidge. go to sleep

t_shiro: what

animemeboi: what