38 minutes, 27 seconds.
Direct download (right-click and save) an unzipped 20 MB mp3 file from Dropbox.
Backup links: get the file(s) from a Google Drive folder.
Listen to a sample:
Or listen to the full podfic:
Backup links: stream sample only at Box.net or at the Google Drive folder linked above.
Because this story is adorable and has great character voices.
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