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Do I Like Shrubs?

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She needed a more exciting display, that was the problem.

What with the architects handing out free candy on one side, and the police staging a mock gun fight (hostages and all) on the other, no-one was even looking twice at her flyers.

She tried, though. She decorated her display with brightly coloured overalls, and some tools of the trade. She made posters that said GET DOWN AND DIRTY and PLANT POWER. And she handed out free trowels.

But it was the same every year.
No matter how many students ticked the 'shrubs' box, none of them ever showed up.