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[ART] Double Feature Picture Show: Trick/Treat

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PROLOGUE

"Hey, Starsky, you and Blondie want some funky outfits for Halloween? Diane and I have plans, and I know just the characters you two could play if you want to join us. You both look the part - it's this mad scientist and his creature, and..."

"Wait, Huggy, you're saying one of us looks like a monster?"

"This is one special monster, trust me! And you enjoy creature features, don't you?"

"I have a feeling I'm gonna end up as the creature... Hey, Hutch does a stupid fake German accent, he'll make a great mad scientist! Thanks, Hug, this might be fun! Anything we need to bring with us?"

"Oh no, this is my trick... uh, I mean treat! You just haul your beautiful selves here - I know an excellent make-up artist who does everything you need for your role, and you'll see that Hutch hardly even needs a costume."

"Okay! Are we having a party at the Pits?"

"Actually, there's this costume contest at this cool little club called The Green Parrot. If our super troup don't win the whole shebang, Huggy Specials are on the house for you two turkeys for the rest of the year."

"You're delusional, but I call that a deal!"

 

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TRICK

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TREAT

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EPILOGUE

"But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaa-aa-aa-a-ane!
Let's do the time warp again!
Let's do..."

"Stop it, Starsk, you doing *that* does drive me insane."

"Aww, Blintz, what really drives you insane is the fact that I'm taller than you in these pretty heels."