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irisbest added barryallen to the chat

 

notcis-co : barry allen?????

pipes : that's literally the name why are you fucking asking

notcis-co : ignoring you

notcis-co : barry from chem?

 

barryallen changed their username to spACEbar

 

captaincold : awesome pun

spACEbar : thanks

spACEbar : cisco!!!! omg I had no idea

notcis-co : me neither man wth

irisbest : HOW DID I NOT KNOW YOU KNOW EACH OTHER

notcis-co : how do YOU know each other???

irisbest : excuse u barry is my foster brother?

spACEbar : best friends

notcis-co : the blasphemy

snowflake : you know what this calls for

captaincold : no

pipes : no

heatwave : no

oliverking : no

irisbest : introduction!!

ronnieraymond : INTRODUCTION

lindap : not an introduction pls

spACEbar : what does it call for

notcis-co : OH YES PLEASE

snowflake : an introduction!! :D

bilance : the fact that all these came at the same time determines y'all have no life

bilance : as the captain of this gc I say we introduce each other like proper humans

bilance : but first let me

 

bilance added eddiethawne to the chat

 

snowflake : so many newbies!!!

bilance : eddie introduce yourself

eddiethawne : eddie, he/him, 23, bi

ronnieraymond : bi club!!!!! ronnie, xe/xyr, 22, bigender, bisexual, biromantic

captaincold : when will you make bi your pronouns

notcis-co : cisco, he/him, 20, gay, trans

irisbest : iris, she/her, 21, demiro

lindap : wtf cisco you're gay???? didn't you try to ask shawna out the other day

spACEbar : barry, he/them, 20, ace and ??? questioning

bilance : sara, 24, she/her, you wouldn't guess it but bi

pipes : hartley, 19, he/him, gay

notcis-co : I DIDNT TRY TO ASK HER OUT I JUST FLIRT WITH ALL GIRLS I CANT HELP IT

heatwave : weird dude

oliverking : oliver, 26, he/him, demisexual

lindap : linda, 23, she/her, lesbian

snowflake : caitlin, 23, she/her, token ally

pipes : yikes

bilance : okay who hasn't introduced themselves yet

eddiethawne : the katy perry song

bilance : ?

eddiethawne : hot n cold

notcis-co : wow

captaincold : wow

captaincold : for that you deserve it

captaincold : snart, 28, he/him, pan

eddiethawne : :)

captaincold : hot is mick, he/him

spACEbar : nothing more?

captaincold : nah he'd tell you himself if he wanted to

spACEbar : I accept that

bilance : why are we such a mess with introducing ourselves smh

irisbest : we fucking suck accept it

notcis-co : yes we do

captaincold : indeed

pipes : I for one do suck

ronnieraymond : hell yeah

lindap : who sucks I do not suck

eddiethawne : the fact that all these came within five seconds

snowflake : hey! we could list what we study next

bilance : NO

oliverking : the semester started a week ago and this gc already is a mess do you want it to crash

irisbest : how did we even get so many members within a week

ronnieraymond : penguins

pipes : explain

ronnieraymond : we huddle like them

heatwave : what did you smoke dude

captaincold : I would like to help barry figure out himself

captaincold : you questioning gender or orientation

spACEbar : uh both actually

captaincold : hm

captaincold : ever sucked a dick?

irisbest : SNART

oliverking : so far 90% of our convos were about dicks

eddiethawne : wow what did i miss in the last week

notcis-co : a lot

spACEbar : I'm ace man

heatwave : never stopped me

notcis-co : HEATWAVE IS ACE WE HAVE AN ANSWER

captaincold : sucking a cock rt if u relate

pipes : rt

ronnieraymond : rt

eddiethawne : rt

bilance : rt

heatwave : rt

snowflake : rt

notcis-co : rt

irisbest : rt

lindap : rt

snowflake : Linda????????

lindap : there's girls with penises yknow

notcis-co : HELL YEAH TRANS PPL

pipes : *penes

oliverking : even I have given a blowjob

ronnieraymond : say what

bilance : was it tommy

oliverking : who else would it fucking have been

bilance : between laurel, Tommy, me and you why are we such a mess

oliverking : idk id guess Tommy and I are just fuckboys wbu

bilance : OH WAIT LETS NOT FORGET THEA

oliverking : thea?

bilance : had a crush on tommy don't you remember

oliverking : WHAT FUCK

irisbest : who are those ppl

bilance : do you really wanna know

irisbest : yes

bilance : laurel is my sister, tommy is Oliver's best friend and Thea is the half sister of the two of them

pipes : she had a crush ON HER HALF BROTHER

bilance : SHE DIDNT KNOW OKAY

oliverking : WE ONLY LEARNT ABOUT IT LAST YEAR

notcis-co : WHAT A FUCKING MESS

bilance : you don't know half of it

lindap : eye emoji

irisbest : notebook emoji pen emoji

oliverking : for fucks sake

bilance : oliver dated my laurel, they broke up, he dated me, then we broke up, Tommy dated laurel, they broke up, Oliver dated her again, they broke up, we dated again,,,, OH AND OLIVER SUCKED TOMMY’S DICK

captaincold : an important detail

spACEbar : this is so messy

notcis-co : this is worse than a soap opera

pipes : what a fucking telenovela

ronnieraymond : did the two of you just pretty much agree

eddiethawne : there's actually no incest in this I'm impressed

eddiethawne : except for Oliver's sister I guess

heatwave : y'all are weird I hate you