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Life At South Park High School

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"You must be cheating," Craig said.

"No I'm not," Danielle Mager said. They were playing a game of Pac-Man.

"Damn it! I was going to get that," Craig whined after Danielle's character got the energizer pellet.

"Sucker. You've been getting the power balls the entire time. It's my turn," Danielle said as her character got two ghosts. "Shit, the power is wearing off," she said. "Damn it," she said when her character lost its life, resulting in the game ending.

"Sucks to be you. You died more than I did," Craig teased.

"Shut up," Danielle said. "Rematch?" she asked.

"I don't have anymore quarters," Craig told her.

"Shit, neither do I," Danielle said, and they both turned to look at Token, who was watching Clyde playing Whack-A-Mole.

Token turned to face Danielle and Craig, then rolled his eyes. "This is the fifth time, you guys," he said as he placed some quarters in the machine.

"Thanks," Danielle and Craig said as they started playing again. "I'm gonna win this time," Danielle teased.

"Keep dreaming," Craig teased back.

"Come on, Clyde! You got this! Whack them all!" Token said, cheering Clyde on.

"They're getting faster!" Clyde said as he whacked the moles.

"Finally! I won for once!" Danielle said.

"Damn it, Dani!" Craig whined.

"GAH! This is way too much pressure!" everyone heard Tweek yell.

"Let's go see what's going on," Danielle said.

"Yeah," Craig said, and they both went to where Tweek was, with Clyde and Token following behind.

The four of them saw Tweek on a Dance Dance Revolution machine, freaking out.

"Oh man! This is way too much pressure! What if I trip and fall?! What if I die?! What if something pops out of the screen and eats me?! AAH!" Tweek shrieked.

"Tweek, you'll be fine. We'll be cheering for you," Craig said.

"Ok! GAH!" Tweek said. The song "Heaven" by DJ Sammy started playing, and Tweek started dancing, while freaking out. Surprisingly, he was really good, not missing a single beat.

"Go Tweek!" Danielle cheered as she clapped. She then looked at Craig and elbowed him.

"What?" Craig asked.

Danielle smirked. "When are you going to tell him how you feel?" she asked.

"I don't know, I'll wait until we get back to school, I guess," Craig said.

"Really? You're going to wait till next week? Come on! Why don't you tell him tonight during our sleepover?" Danielle asked as she rolled her eyes. "I mean, you should see the way he looks at you. He blushes when he looks at you and when he talks to you," she added.

"Damn it, Targaryen. I'll just wait until we get back to school," Craig said.

"Ok, whatever you say, Tucker. Just know that Token is throwing a party next Friday. I guess it would be to celebrate surviving the first week of hell known as school. Maybe you can finally confess your love for Tweek," Danielle said. "And by the way, stop calling me Targaryen," she added. 

"Sorry, Targaryen," Craig said. Danielle just flipped him off, and Craig did the same to her.

Danielle's phone rang. It was a call from Wendy.

"Hey Wendy," Danielle answered.

"Hey Dani. Where are you at? Bebe and I are at Sephora and we want you to come with us, so the three of us can go makeup shopping together," Wendy said.

"I'm at the arcade with Craig, Token, Clyde, and Tweek. If you want, I can go to Sephora now, and I'll just come back to the guys later. I need a new eyeliner and mascara anyways," Danielle said.

"Alright, we'll see you later," Wendy said.

"Yep, see ya," Danielle said, then both girls said their goodbyes and hung up. She looked at the guys. "Hey guys, I'm gonna go to Sephora and meet Wendy and Bebe there. I'll come back when I'm done," she said to them.

"Ok," Craig and Token said.

"Oh, so you're ditching us now? I see how it is," Clyde said.

"I said I'll be back," Danielle said.

"I know, I was just messing with you," Clyde said.

"Just give us a call when you're done. Or when we decide to leave the arcade and go somewhere else, we'll let you know," Token said.

"Alright thanks. I'll see you guys later," Danielle said.

"See ya," the guys said. Danielle took a quick glance at Craig and noticed he was looking at Tweek's butt, and she smirked then left the arcade.

Once Danielle reached Sephora, she saw Wendy and Bebe and walked up to them.

"Hey girls," Danielle said.

"Dani! You made it!" Bebe cheered as she hugged Danielle. "Now let's start shopping," she added.

"There's, like, so many things to look at. Look at all the colors," Danielle said.

"I know, right? It just makes you want to buy the whole store," Wendy said.

"I know! I wish I could buy the whole store," Bebe said, and all three girls laughed.

"Where did Dani go?" Tweek asked as he stepped off the Dance Dance Revolution machine.

"She ditched us to go makeup shopping," Clyde said.

"Can we get something to eat and drink?" Tweek asked.

"Sure. You did DDR for about half an hour, I'm sure it wore you out," Token said.

"I'm gonna text Targaryen that we're going to the food court," Craig said as he got out his phone to text Danielle.

"Why do you always call her that?" Clyde asked.

"Because her name is Dani," Craig said as he was on his phone, texting said girl.

'We're leaving the arcade to go to the food court. Tweek got hungry and thirsty.'

As Craig was going to put his phone in his pocket, his phone vibrated. He checked it and got a message from Danielle.

'Just got done shopping. I'm walking towards the arcade. I see you guys.'

"Hey," Craig said as he saw Danielle walk in.

"'Sup? You guys ready to go?" Danielle asked.

"Yeah. I want Taco Bell," Clyde said.

"And I need coffee!" Tweek squealed.

"Come on guys. Let's go," Token said, then the five of them left the arcade and went to the food court.

"I said I wanted coffee but you didn't get me coffee!" Tweek whined as he held a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze. Token and Craig had the same drink as Tweek, while Clyde and Danielle had the Strawberry Starburst Freeze.

"Just try it, Tweek. It's so good," Clyde said, sipping his pink drink.

"But coffee!" Tweek said.

"Please, Tweek. It's a really good drink. Please give it a try," Craig said, taking a sip of his green drink. And since when did Craig say please? He never says please.

"Well, ok," Tweek said as he tried his drink. "Hey! This is pretty good!" he said as he drank more.

"See? I told you," Danielle said.

"Is it better than coffee?" Token asked.

"Coffee is still way better! But I love this drink," Tweek said as he kept drinking.

"Be careful, try not to drink it so fast," Craig warned.

"Why not?" Tweek said as he almost emptied his cup, then he clutched his head. "AAH! Something's wrong!" he said as he held onto his head.

"It's brain freeze," Clyde said.

"What?! It froze my brain?! This is way too much pressure!" Tweek cried as he grabbed his hair.

"Tweek, it's ok. We've all had brain freeze before. It's normal if you eat or drink something really cold. That's why I told you to be careful," Craig said.

"So I'm not dying?" Tweek asked.

"No, Tweek, you're not dying," Craig told him.

"We should see Spider-Man: Homecoming," Clyde said as he bit his taco.

"What are the times?" Token asked.

"There's actually one at 1:00, and there is another one at 6:30, but that is too late," Danielle said.

"What time is it now?" Craig asked.

"12:15," Danielle said.

"We still have plenty of time. If any of you have to use the bathroom, we have 45 minutes to go," Token said.

The group walked out of the movie theater, talking about the movie they just saw, as well as the other Spider-Man movies.

"I don't know about you guys, but I still prefer Tobey Maguire's version," Token said.

"Oh my god, I love Tobey Maguire!" Clyde said. "But I love his version because of Kirsten Dunst. She's hot as hell," he added.

"I prefer Andrew Garfield's version. Tobey Maguire was such a crybaby," Craig said.

"Hey! Don't hate on Tobey!" Clyde said.

"I like all versions, but Andrew Garfield's version was awesome. He's a great actor," Tweek said.

"Say what you guys want, Tom Holland's version is my favorite one. I mean, when Spider-Man stripped off his suit, I was like damn!" Danielle said.

"Yeah, we all had to listen to you fangirl the entire time," Craig said.

"I don't blame her. I mean, Spider-Man's got a nice body. If I was a girl, I would've done the same thing," Clyde said.

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*night time*

"So, what do you guys want to do?" Craig asked. They were all spending the night at his house.

"Let's play I Spy," Clyde suggested.

"Hey, guys. I'm back with the snacks," Danielle said as she entered Craig's room, with Tricia behind her.

"Tricia, I thought I told you to go away," Craig snapped at his little sister.

"Craig! Let your sister join! At least Dani won't be the only girl," Mrs. Tucker said. "And Dani, sweetie, if the boys are bothering you when you're going to sleep, you're more than welcome to sleep in Tricia's room," she added.

"Thanks, Mrs. Tucker," Danielle said.

"No problem, Dani," Mrs. Tucker said, then she left.

"So what should we do?" Tweek asked.

"And here I am saying that we should play I Spy," Clyde said.

"Sure, we can do that," Craig said.

"Cool! I spy something yellow," Clyde said.

"Tweek's hair," Token guessed.

"Nope," Clyde told him.

"The poof ball on Craig's hat," Danielle guessed.

"Correct!" Clyde said.

"I spy something black," Tricia said.

"Token," Clyde guessed. Everyone looked at Clyde like he was crazy.

"Really, Clyde? Really?" Token asked.

"Clyde, that's not the right answer," Tricia said.

"Craig's jeans that are laying on the floor," Token guessed.

"Yep, that's right," Tricia said.

"What? I thought I put those away already," Craig said as he picked up his jeans and put it in his closet.

"I spy something white," Tweek said.

"All of us except for Token," Clyde guessed. Once again, everyone looked at Clyde like he was crazy.

"No, Clyde!" Tweek snapped.

"The stripes on Stripe's body," Craig guessed.

"Correct!" Tweek said.

"I spy something purple," Danielle said.

"Tricia's socks," Clyde guessed.

"That's right," Danielle said.

"I spy something pink," Craig said.

"Dani's phone," Tricia guessed.

"Yeah," Craig said.

"I spy something red," Token said.

"Tricia's hair," Danielle guessed.

"Nope," Token said.

"And my hair is orangey," Tricia said.

"Clyde's sweatshirt," Tweek guessed.

"That's correct," Token said.

"Right hand, blue," Mrs. Tucker said. The teens were now at the living room playing Twister. After five minutes they were all in awkward positions. Token's face was near Clyde's butt, Clyde's crotch was near the back of Tricia's head, Tricia was underneath Tweek, Tweek and Craig were in the 69 position, with Tweek underneath, and Danielle's breasts were near the back of Craig's head.

"Clyde, get your butt off my face!" Token said.

"No, you get your face off my butt!" Clyde said.

"Be thankful you're not like Craig and Tweek," Danielle said.

"Ew! Get a room you two!" Clyde laughed.

"And try not to get too excited!" Tricia said as she laughed as well.

"Tweek, you ok?" Craig asked. He accidentally took a glance at Tweek's crotch, and looked away, blushing.

"I'm ok! Twister's just way too much pressure!" Tweek shrieked. He accidentally looked at Craig's crotch, then blushed and looked away. "Gah!" he squealed.

"Left foot, green," Mrs. Tucker said. The teens then moved their left feet on the green circles.

"If you kids are hungry, we have some snacks in the kitchen. We even have popsicles in the freezer," Mr. Tucker said.

Craig then looked up, the back of his head accidentally colliding with Danielle's breasts, causing her to fall.

"Craig!" Danielle yelled. She tried to retaliate by pushing him down, causing him to fall, which resulted in Craig's face touching Tweek's crotch, causing Tweek to fall, making Tricia fall as well. Tweek ended up getting Craig's crotch on his face.

"Shit! I'm so sorry!" Craig said as he got off of Tweek.

Tricia looked up to see what was going on, only for the back of her head to accidentally hit Clyde's crotch, making him move back, only to push his butt against Token's face, making both guys fall.

"Ouchie!" Clyde cried as he held his crotch.

"Clyde, are you ok?" Mrs. Tucker asked.

"I'm ok. I'm hungry now," Clyde said.

"I'll get us all popsicles," Tricia said, then she went to the kitchen and came back with six popsicles in her hands. "Hey, Craig! Think fast!" she said as she threw a popsicle towards her brother.

Craig caught it. "Thanks," he said as unwrapped the popsicle and ate it.

Tweek was slowly licking his popsicle while looking at Craig.

"Damn, Tweek. I didn't know you had it in you," Danielle whispered.

"Teasing Craig, eh?" Clyde asked.

"What are you talking about? I'm just enjoying my popsicle," Tweek said, sucking and licking his popsicle while closing his eyes. Little did Tweek know, Craig was watching him sucking on the popsicle, blushing.

"Shit," Craig whispered. He finished the rest of his popsicle and threw the stick out. "I think I left my phone in my room," he said as he ran upstairs.

"What was that about?" Mr. Tucker asked.

"I don't know, but his phone is right here," Mrs. Tucker said as she pointed to a blue phone on the couch.

"I'll go check on him," Token said as he went upstairs.

*Token's POV*

I went upstairs to check on Craig to see if he's okay. He said he left his phone in his room but his phone was on the couch downstairs. I was on my way to his room when I heard a noise from the bathroom. A voice, to be specific. Wait a minute. It sounded like a moan! Was Craig doing what I think he's doing?!

"Oh Tweek. You're so tight," I heard Craig moan.

Holy shit! Ok, I need to get back downstairs. I'm his best friend. I can't sneak on him like that, it's wrong. I'll just pretend nothing happened.

*3rd person POV*

Token went back downstairs, only for everyone to look at him.

"Is Craig ok?" Mrs. Tucker asked.

"Oh yeah, he's fine. He just wanted to check on Stripe," Token responded.

"Ok," Mrs. Tucker said.

"Hey guys, I'm back," Craig said as he went downstairs.

"So what should we do next?" Clyde asked.

"Let's play Dance Central!" Tricia suggested.

"Great idea! I love that game!" Danielle said.

"I've never played Dance Central before," Tweek said.

"Ok. We are so playing," Tricia said.

After an hour of playing Dance Central and another hour of playing Call of Duty, everyone decided to go to bed.

Tweek was the only one awake, or at least he thought he was the only one awake. He kept tossing and turning, trying to find a comfortable position. Not to mention Clyde and Token snored super loud so Tweek had trouble sleeping.

"Psst. Tweek. You ok?" Tweek heard someone whisper. It was Craig.

"Yeah I'm good, I just can't sleep," Tweek said.

"Sleep in my bed," Craig said to the blonde.

"W-what?" Tweek stuttered.

"You seem uncomfortable laying on the floor. Sleep in my bed," Craig said.

"But what about you?" Tweek asked.

"I'll sleep here too. The bed is big enough," Craig said as he made some room for Tweek.

"Well, ok," Tweek said as he grabbed his pillow and placed it on Craig's bed, then laid down.

"Comfy?" Craig asked.

"Yeah," Tweek said.

"That's good. Good night, Tweek," Craig said.

"Good night, Craig," Tweek said, and both guys fell asleep. Despite Clyde and Token's loud snoring.

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*one week later*

*Danielle's POV*

I woke up to the sound of my alarm and I'd have to say, damn. It's too loud. I picked up my phone to shut the alarm off and got off my bed to get ready for school. Today is my first day of junior year. Second to the last year of high school. Yay. Suckiest part is that we have to wear uniforms, but thankfully we only have to wear them twice a week, Mondays and Wednesdays. But the thing is, today is Tuesday! We were told that we have to wear our uniforms on the first day of school. At least I get to see my friends again. I haven't seen the majority of my friends all summer and I miss them. I mostly hung out with Craig's group, although I did get to see Wendy and Bebe last week. I occasionally see Stan's group, but I fucking hate Cartman. Stan's cool. Kenny was ok, if only he wasn't so perverted. I did see Kyle a lot because his brother, Ike, and my brother, Lyle, are best friends. The two are literally inseparable. They're both starting 7th grade.

I went to the bathroom and did my bathroom stuff, then went back to my room to do my makeup. After I got my makeup done, I put my uniform on and French braided my hair. I hate buttoning the very top button of my uniform shirt so I leave that one unbuttoned, I mean, my tie is hiding it anyways so nobody is going to see it. As soon as my uniform was on, I went downstairs to eat breakfast.

"Good morning everyone," I greeted my family.

"Good morning Dani," my family greeted back.

"Ready for your first day of school?" Dad asked.

"I sure am," I said as I filled a plate with food, which consists of French toast, bacon, and eggs.

"That's good to hear, sweetheart," Mom said.

As I was eating I was listening to Lyle FaceTiming with Ike.

"Was that Dani?" I heard Ike ask.

"Yeah, that was Dani. Dani, say hi to Ike," Lyle said as he turned his phone so the camera was facing me.

"'Sup, Ike?" I said to my brother's best friend.

"Hey, Dani! Kyle's here!" Ike said as he turned his phone so the camera was facing his older brother. "Kyle! Say hi to Dani!" he added.

"What? Oh hey, Dani! Ready for the first day of junior year?" Kyle asked me through the camera.

"Yeah," I responded.

"Kyle! Look at you! Looking so handsome in your uniform!" I heard Kyle and Ike's mom say.

"Thanks, Mom," Kyle said. Kyle and Ike's mom, Mrs. Broflovski, is so annoying, to be honest. Her overbearing personality gets on my nerves! But it just means that she cares for her sons. Still, I would be miserable if I stayed at their house for too long, listening to her nagging and yelling. She even once told me not to hang out with Craig, saying that he's a bad influence! How dare she tell me that?! I've known Craig since we were 3! He's not as bad as everyone thinks!

I continued eating until I heard my phone vibrate. It was a text from Craig.

'Token and I decided that we're carpooling. He's picking up Nichole, Clyde, and Kevin. In my car it's gonna be you, me, and Tweek'

I texted him back.

'I'll sit at the back so Tweek can sit next to you ;) But control your road rage, you might scare Tweek'

I heard my phone vibrate again. Another message from Craig.

'Shut up t(-_-t) And you have road rage too'

I decided to text him again.

'I know, but yours is worse'

'And by the way, t(-_-t)'

I received another message from him.

'I'll pick you up in 15 minutes, be ready by then'


I messaged him back.

'I'll be ready in 10 minutes, t(-_-t)'

I got another message from him.

'Ok, t(-_-t)'

I decided to message him one more time, and after that, I'm eating again. I need to fucking eat! I'll just talk to him again later.


I put my phone down and continued eating.

*Craig's POV*

I was enjoying my sleep until I heard my stupid alarm.

"Shut up," I mumbled as I picked up my phone and shut the alarm off. I then ran to the bathroom in case Tricia decides to beat me to it, she takes forever! How the hell does one person take so damn long in the bathroom?! I brush my teeth and use the toilet at the same time. It's faster that way.

I was in the bathroom for two minutes until I heard a knock on the door.

"Craig! Are you almost done?! Hurry up!" Tricia called from the other side of the door. "And you better spray after you shit!" she said.

"I'm not spraying! Feel the wrath of my shit!" I said as I sprayed some air freshener in the bathroom, deciding to be nice today, then opened the door. "All yours. And by the way, good luck on your first day of 8th grade," I added.

"Thanks. Good luck on your first day of junior year," she said, then she shut the door. "Finally! You sprayed for once! I thought I was gonna die in here!" she added.

'Whatever,' I thought to myself as I went back to my room. I took my uniform out of my closet and got dressed. I hate having to wear this stupid tie. It feels like it's trying to murder me, or something. After I got dressed, I took Stripe out of his cage and gave him a quick kiss.

"I'll miss you. Be a good boy when I'm gone," I said, then I put him back in his cage, gave him some food, and went downstairs to eat breakfast.

"Hey Mom, hey Dad," I said as I flipped my parents off.

"Good morning Craig," my parents said as they flipped me back off. A minute later, Tricia came downstairs and sat down next to me.

"Good morning Mom, Dad, and loser," Tricia said as she flipped us off. We flipped her back off.

"Hey sweetheart," Mom said.

"Good morning princess," Dad said.

"Hey weirdo," I said.

"You're the weirdo," Tricia said to me.

"No, you are," I said to her as we both filled our plates with pancakes, eggs, and sausages.

"Both of you are weirdos. Now, are you two ready for your first day of school?" Mom asked.

"Sure," I said.

"Definitely," Tricia said.

"Make sure you two stay out of trouble, especially you Craig. You're not little kids anymore," Dad said.

"I know," I said as I drowned a sausage in syrup and ate it.

"I can't believe I have to wear a uniform next year," Tricia whined.

"It's not that bad. I mean this tie is trying to kill me, but we only have to wear them on Mondays and Wednesdays," I told my sister.

"But it's Tuesday. Why are you wearing it today?" Tricia asked.

"We're required to wear them on the first day of school," I said.

I picked up my phone to text Targaryen about a conversation I had with Token last night about carpooling.

'Token and I decided that we're carpooling. He's picking up Nichole, Clyde, and Kevin. In my car it's gonna be you, me, and Tweek'

I heard my phone vibrate and received a text from her.

'I'll sit at the back so Tweek can sit next to you ;) But control your road rage, you might scare Tweek'

I rolled my eyes at her message. Yes I have really bad road rage, but she does too! But the thought of Tweek sitting next to me while I'm driving sounds wonderful. I've never driven with Tweek in my car before. Whenever we hang out together, it's always either Token or Clyde driving, since they're the calmest drivers.

I looked down at my phone and decided to text Targaryen back.

'Shut up t(-_-t) And you have road rage too'

My phone vibrated again. Damn she's fast!

'I know, but yours is worse'

'And by the way, t(-_-t)'

I texted her again.

'I'll pick you up in 15 minutes, be ready by then'


I got another text from her.

'I'll be ready in 10 minutes, t(-_-t)'

When is this flip off war going to end?! I texted her again, hoping I would get the last word.

'Ok, t(-_-t)'

My phone vibrated again. I'll let her get the last word. She's probably hangry right now.


Yep. She's definitely hangry. I put my phone down and continued eating, feeling a bit hangry myself.

"Are you going to finally ask Tweek out?" Tricia asked.

"Oh my god, you sound just like Targaryen. She's been talking to me about it. I'll ask him, I just don't know when or how," I said.

"Your face is turning red," Dad said.

"He is blushing," Mom teased.

I flipped my family off, and they returned the gesture.

*Tweek's POV*

I was sleeping peacefully until my alarm startled me. I swear, every time I hear the alarm, it just scares me, no matter how many times I hear it. It's way too much pressure! I just hope the Underpants Gnomes don't steal my underwear when I'm gone. GAH!

I shut the alarm off and left my room to go to the bathroom, and when I was done I came back and got dressed. Ever since we wore uniforms starting in freshman year, I'm now able to button my shirt properly, and I can tie a tie without any problems, even though it feels like it's trying to strangle me. As soon as I was dressed, I looked at myself in the mirror.

"Ok Tweek, you can do this. You got this. You've got your friends with you. You've got Dani, Clyde, Token, and Craig. Especially Craig," I told myself. Craig. I can't stop thinking about him.

I looked at my reflection one last time then went downstairs for breakfast. And coffee.

"Good morning Tweek," my parents said to me.

"Good morning Mom and Dad," I greeted back.

"Ready for your first day of school?" Dad asked as he poured me a cup of coffee.

"GAH! Yeah," I said.

"That's good to hear," Mom said as she got me a plate of hash browns, eggs, bacon, and waffles.

"So, Tweek. Your mother and I heard that you're a cheerleader now," Dad said.

"Aah!" I shrieked.

"It's ok son. We're glad that you're participating in sports and being active. So what made you decide to try out for cheerleading, if you don't mind me asking?" Mom asked.

"Well, Dani convinced me to give it a try. She said it's fun so I tried out, and the girls were impressed so I made it," I said, taking a bite of my waffle.

"Are you the only male cheerleader?" Dad asked.

"No. Butters tried out as well, and he made it too," I said as I took a sip of coffee.

"Well, at least you get to see Craig more," Mom said as she winked.

"Aah! Mom!" I squealed.

"That's right! Isn't Craig part of the football team?" Dad asked.

"Yeah, he is," I said.

"Then you get to see him more. Just try not to get distracted. I know he's good-looking, but focus on the cheers and not on his body," Mom teased. Dad just laughed.

"Ok Mom," I said as I blushed and took another sip of my coffee.

*Clyde's POV*

I woke up five minutes before my alarm rang, so I disabled it and got out of bed to go to the bathroom. Once I was done I went back to my room and changed into my uniform. I hate wearing school uniforms but at the same time it makes me look sexy. I mean, I'm already sexy, but the uniform makes me ten times sexier.

I looked at the mirror to check myself out.

"Wow. You look good," I said to my reflection. I went on Snapchat to take a mirror selfie and captioned it 'First day of school. Feelin' sexy. ;)'

I made a screenshot and posted it on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. I took one more selfie, then left my room and went downstairs for breakfast.

"Hey Dad," I greeted my dad.

"Good morning son," Dad greeted back. "Are you ready for your first day of junior year?" he asked.

"Definitely! I took a couple of selfies in my uniform this morning," I said, showing my dad the selfies.

"Looks good. Breakfast is ready," Dad said.

"Awesome. Thanks Dad," I said.

"No problem," Dad said as he sipped his coffee.

I then sat at the table to eat a bowl of oatmeal and a plate of eggs and buttered toast.

I heard my phone vibrate several times.

"What's that?" Dad asked.

"My phone. I've got several notifications," I said as I checked my phone. Holy shit! My selfie has 734 views on Snapchat, 867 likes on Facebook, 1,733 likes on Instagram, and 2,356 likes on Twitter! "Isn't this crazy?" I asked as I showed the post to my dad.

"Do you even know half of these people?" Dad asked.

"Dad, I know everyone. I am part of the football team and they all know me," I said.

"Alright, just don't let it get in the way of your school work," Dad told me.

"I won't," I said as I continued eating.

*Token's POV*

I was buried under my blankets until I heard my alarm. Today is the first day of school. Junior year. I shut off my alarm and went out of my room to the bathroom. After I was done I went back to my room and got dressed. I'd have to say, I like school uniforms, and sometimes I wish we could wear them more often, but then my friends would hate me if I said that out loud. I tied my tie in a full Windsor knot, which is my favorite way of tying it, despite it being one of the difficult knots to tie. Once my uniform was on I took one last look at myself, then went downstairs to eat breakfast.

"Good morning Mom. Good morning Dad," I greeted my parents.

"Good morning Token," my parents greeted back.

"Sleep well last night?" Mom asked as she gave me a plate of bacon, sausages, eggs, hash browns, and toast.

"I sure did," I told her as I started eating.

"Excited for your first day of school?" Dad asked.

"Absolutely," I said as I smiled.

"I'm glad to hear that, dear," Mom said.

I heard my phone vibrate, and got a text from Nichole.

'You excited for school? Because I am :)'

I smiled and texted her back.

'Heck yeah! I can't wait! :)'

My phone vibrated again, and I got another message from Nichole.

'I'm going to eat now. Don't forget to pick me up later :P Lol jk, I love you'

I swear, no matter how many times we say "I love you" to each other, I still blush. I texted her again.

'Of course I'll pick you up sweetie :) I love you too'

I put my phone down and continued eating.

"Was that Nichole?" Dad asked.

"Yeah," I said as I smiled.

"Aww!" Mom said.

"Thanks," I said as I sipped some orange juice.

Chapter Text

"Let's see what classes we have together," Token said as he held his schedule. The group of friends then compared schedules.

"That's so cool! We all have the same homeroom together!" Nichole said cheerfully.

"With Mr. Garrison," they all said at the same time.

"Damn it!" Craig said.

"Why Garrison again?!" Tweek whined.

"Every year! Every single fucking year!" Danielle said.

"I just want to go Kylo Ren on Mr. Garrison!" Kevin said.

"It's like he's stalking us!" Clyde whined.

"I know!" Kevin said.

"Well, at least we also have the same lunch hour," Token said, trying to think positive.

"Oh yeah! That's right!" Nichole said as she smiled.

"Well, that's a good thing," Danielle said. She suddenly felt a hand slap her ass, and turned around to see Kenny smirking suggestively at her. "Kenny! What the fuck?!" Danielle snapped at the perverted blonde.

"Hey pop-tart. Wanna do something fun after school?" Kenny asked as he winked at Danielle and placed an arm around her shoulders.

Danielle rolled her eyes. "No! Get the fuck off of me! Get off!" she snapped as she removed Kenny's arm from her shoulder.

"Ooh, feisty. I like that. And I like your skirt. When are you going to let me go under it?" Kenny asked.

"Go to hell McWhoredick!" Danielle yelled.

"Actually, it's FuckWhoredick," Craig said.

"Come on, I know you guys love me," Kenny said.

"Hi Kenny!" Clyde said as he waved at said blonde.

"See?! Clyde loves me! Hi Clyde," Kenny said, waving back at Clyde.

The bell suddenly rang.

"Well, it's off to class we go," Token said, and the group went to their homeroom. Several students were already sitting at their desks.

"Shut the fuck up Cartman!" they heard Kyle yell from the hall.

"No you shut the fuck up Kahl!" Cartman yelled.

"I told you! My name is not Kaaaahl! It's Kyle! Get it right!" Kyle yelled.

"Whatever. Screw you guys, I'm going to homeroom," Cartman said as he entered the classroom.

"We're all in the same homeroom," Stan said as he entered the room with Kyle beside him.

"Hey fellas! I hope everyone had a great summer!" they heard Butters say. He was sitting on his desk reading a book.

"Let me guess, you were grounded the whole summer?" Damien asked as he entered the room, followed by Pip.

"Damien, sweetie, that wasn't very nice," Pip said softly.

"Actually, no. I did some driving everyday. I'll be taking my road test next week. But my parents said that if I fail my road test I'll be grounded," Butters said.

"Butters, you need to learn to stand up for yourself. You need to learn to be more independent and not let your parents step on you and control you," Danielle said.

"Well, gee. I don't know. I mean, I'm worried they would ground me if I say that," Butters said.

"My parents stopped grounding me when I was 12," Craig said.

"And mine stopped grounding me when I was 13," Danielle said.

"My mother tries to ground me but I just walk right out the door. My curfew is 10:00 PM, but I don't come home until midnight," Christophe said.

"Christophe, honey, I think you should listen to your mother. I mean, it's her house, her rules," Gregory said.

"I never listen to that bitch. I don't care for her, or any of these bitches here. Except for you," Christophe said.

"Ew, fags. Get a room," Cartman said.

"Get a life, fatass," Damien said, and Pip rubbed his shoulders to calm him down.

"I'm not fat! I'm big-boned!" Cartman said.

Heidi Turner walked in and sat next to Cartman. "Hey babe," she said.

"Oh hey, Heidi," Cartman said, then they started talking about who knows what.

"I swear my dad likes to humiliate me in front of my friends, like calling me honey and pumpkin. I'm not fucking sweet, dude!" Damien whined.

"Sweetheart, your dad just cares about you, that's all," Pip said, trying to comfort his boyfriend.

Danielle turned to face Craig. "Why do we bother talking to them?" she asked.

Craig shrugged. "I don't even know," he responded.

"So, are you going to finally ask you know who out?" Danielle whispered.

"Damn it Targaryen! He's right in front of me!" Craig whisper-yelled.

"Oh Tweek! Craig has something to tell you," Danielle said in a sing-song voice.

"Dani, no!" Craig said.

Tweek turned to face Craig. "Gah! Oh hi, Craig. What's up?" He asked.

"Um, I like your hair," Craig said as he blushed.

"Thanks. I like your hat," Tweek said as he blushed as well.

"Thank you," Craig said, and Tweek turned to face the front of the room. Craig looked at Danielle and flipped her off, and the blonde female returned the gesture.

"Good morning children!" everyone heard Mr. Garrison say as he entered the room. "I hope everyone had a fun summer, but now that summer's over, it's time to focus on school shit and yada yada yada," he said.

*timeskip to lunch time*

"Did you guys see the size of the history teacher's boobs? I swear, each boob was bigger than my head," Kenny said.

"Yeah, she's even hotter than Ms. Chokes-On-Rocks. Remember her back in 4th grade?" Clyde asked.

"Yeah, I remember," Kenny said. "But our history teacher now is younger than Ms. Chokes-On-Bricks. That's why she's hotter. And I just want to squeeze her tits. It's like every time she walks they're like BOING!" he added.

"I know right!" Clyde said.

"You guys need to grow up," Wendy said.

"Seriously, we're in high school, not elementary or middle school," Bebe said.

"Is it ok if I sit here?" they heard a female voice ask. It was Kenny's little sister Karen, who is a freshman.

"Of course you can sit here Kare-Bear," Kenny said as he pulled out a chair for his sister.

"Thanks Kenny," Karen said as she sat down and began eating.

"Wow. How do poor kids like you afford school uniforms?" Cartman asked. That insensitive prick!

"Really, fat boy? We're not as poor as you think. I mean, ever since our brother joined the Air Force, he's been helping us out. I even worked two jobs during the summers at the City Wok and Clyde's dad's shoe store, so shut your fat mouth," Kenny said.

"Fuck you Kinny!" Cartman yelled.

"It's Kenny," Kenny corrected.

"Cartman, you're nothing but a pain in the ass. Why don't you get the fuck out of this table," Craig said, fed up with Cartman's bullshit.

"If you can't stand me, why don't you get the fuck out of this table, Craig Fucker," Cartman snapped.

"You can't sit with us!" Tweek snapped at Cartman.

"Stay out of this, spaz!" Cartman yelled.

"Don't you dare talk to him like that!" Craig yelled.

"Don't talk to me like that!" Cartman shouted.

"Babe, can you please calm down?" Heidi asked gently.

"I'm sorry honey," Cartman said softly.

"I'm gonna throw up," Danielle said.

"Me too," Damien said.

"Excuse me? Is this seat vacant?" a boy asked, pointing to a seat next to Danielle.

"Have a seat. I'm sorry about all the commotion," Danielle said, pulling the chair out for the young boy to sit.

"Who the fuck is this nerdo?" Cartman asked.

"Mitchell? Is that you?" Tweek said to the younger boy.

"Hey Tweek! How've you been?" the boy, known as Mitchell, said as he shook Tweek's hand.

"I've been good, you?" Tweek said.

"I've been great!" Mitchell said.

"Who's th-th-that?" Jimmy asked.

"Hey everyone. I'm Mitchell Baker, and I'm in the 9th grade. I just came from Japan a month ago," Mitchell said. Everyone said hi and introduced themselves, then Cartman had to ruin it. Again.

"If you're from Japan, why are you white?" Cartman asked.

"Cartman!" Kyle snapped.

"I'm actually originally from here, but I moved to Japan in 7th grade and stayed there for two years before coming back here," Mitchell said.

"How do you and Tweek know each other?" Stan asked.

"We're neighbors," Tweek said.

"Say something in Japanese," Danielle said.

"Anata no me wa utsukushii desu," Mitchell said.

"I wonder what that means," Danielle said.

"It means 'Your eyes are beautiful,'" Mitchell told her.

"Oh, thank you," Danielle said as she blushed. "If only I knew how to say 'Thank you' in Japanese," she added.

"It's Arigatōgozaimashita," Mitchell said.

"Ok. Arigatōgozaimashita," Danielle repeated.

"Dōitashimashite. It means 'You're welcome,'" Mitchell said. They both smiled at each other.

"Hey, so I'm throwing a party on Friday since my parents will be on vacation in Hawaii. You're more than welcome to come," Token offered to Mitchell.

"Sure. That sounds like fun," Mitchell said.

"Is anyone going to see that new Star Wars movie in December?" Kevin asked.

"God damn it Kevin! Every fucking time!" Cartman yelled, then he got up from his seat and walked away.

"I'm gonna go check on him," Heidi said as she got up and went to follow her boyfriend.

"Timmy! Timmy! (Finally the fatass is gone!)" Timmy said.

"I kn-kn-know, right?" Jimmy said.

*timeskip to a few hours later*

The bell rang and it was finally time to go home.

Mitchell was about to get in the bus until he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around and saw a tall figure. Craig Tucker.

"Oh god, you scared me," Mitchell said.

"Sorry. So I know you and Tweek are neighbors and I'm giving him a ride home. I was wondering if you'd like a ride home as well?" Craig offered.

"Sure, that would be great," Mitchell said.

"Cool," Craig said as he flipped the younger boy off.

"What the hell?!" Mitchell asked.

Danielle chuckled. "Don't take it personal. He does that all the time. He does it to everyone. And I mean everyone. Oh, and by the way, Craig has really bad road rage, just a warning," she said. They all followed Craig to his car and went in.

"Shut up Targaryen, you do too," Craig said as he started the car and drove off.

"And he calls me Targaryen," Danielle said.

"Because your name is Dani," Craig told her.

*in Token's car*

"Can we get Taco Bell on the way back? I want the 12-pack tacos," Clyde said.

"No," Token said.

"Whyyyyy?!" Clyde whined as he started flailing his arms.

"Ok, fine. We'll get Taco Bell," Token said as he drove to Taco Bell. "Anyone else want anything?" he asked the others, which were Kevin and Nichole.

"I'll have a Nacho Bell Grande," Kevin said.

"And I'll have a Mexican Pizza," Nichole said.

"Ok, I guess I'll have a Chalupa," Token said as he went to Taco Bell's drive thru.

*in Craig's car*

"FUCK YOU!" Craig yelled at a driver that passed him.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!" the driver yelled back.

Danielle noticed an empty Monster Energy drink can in the cup holder. "What's with the empty Monster Energy can?" she asked. 

"So I can do this," Craig said as he tailgated and honked at the driver in front of him. "MOVE FASTER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" he yelled, then he opened his window and threw the empty can at the car in front of him, flipping the driver off.

Danielle was laughing at the back as she fist-bumped Craig, then she flipped off the driver in front of them.

"HEY! I SAW THAT, YOU DUMB CUNT BITCH!" the driver yelled.

"Oh no he didn't! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU COCK SUCKING, CUNT LICKING, ASS KISSING, FUCKING HORSE FUCKER!" Danielle screamed, and the driver sped off, intimidated by the girl.

"Wow," Tweek and Mitchell whispered.

"That was awesome, Dani!" Craig said as he high-fived Danielle.

"That was really good swearing, and a good voice," Mitchell said.

"Thanks. Sorry about the outburst, guys," Danielle said to Tweek and Mitchell.

"Yeah, guys. I'm sorry too," Craig said.

"Craig that was so cool!" Tweek said.

"I didn't scare you?" Craig asked.

"Nope," Tweek told him.


What a crazy day.

Chapter Text

*timeskip to Friday*

"The party don't start till I walk in, bitches!" Clyde said as he got out of his car, followed by Craig, Danielle, Tweek, and Mitchell.

"Hey! Glad you guys made it," Token said as he let his friends in.

"Wow! This is a really nice house!" Mitchell said.

"Thank you," Token said. "There are snacks on the table and some sodas on the kitchen counter, as well as jungle juice. Help yourselves," he added.

"Token's parties are epic! I'm assuming this is your very first wild party and your first time drinking?" Clyde asked Mitchell as he poured a cup of jungle juice.

"Yeah, it is," Mitchell said as he poured some jungle juice into his own cup.

"I've never drank before either," Tweek said, sniffing and looking at his drink.

"Tweek, if you're not comfortable with drinking it, you don't have to," Craig said.

"I'll give it a try," Tweek said as he took a sip. "It tastes weird," he said, then he took another sip. "Now it tastes better!" he said as he kept drinking.

"I feel so alive!" Danielle said.

"Damn, Targaryen! How much did you drink?" Craig asked.

"Second cup, bitches!" Danielle said.

"So what exactly goes on at wild parties?" Mitchell asked.

"A lot of things. There's dancing," Token said, pointing to Bebe grinding on Kyle.

"And making out," Clyde said as he pointed to Stan and Wendy making out in one corner, and Cartman and Heidi in another corner.

"There are also people who go at it like rabbits, if you know what I mean," Danielle said, smirking suggestively as they walk past a bathroom and heard moans.

"Oh Damien! Yes! Harder! Faster! Yes! Yes! Yes!" they heard Pip.

"You like that, don't you?" they heard Damien say, along with a slapping sound, and Pip moaning.

"And crazy shit," Craig said as he pointed to the door leading to the backyard. There was a huge swimming pool, with Kenny, Butters, and Kevin skinny dipping.

"Kevin!" Clyde said as he chugged the rest of his drink, then ran out to the backyard, took off his clothes, and jumped in the pool.

"Hey Clyde!" Kenny, Butters, and Kevin said.

"And there goes Clyde," Token said. "I'm going to dance with Nichole. I'll see you guys later," he added.

"That's what happens at wild parties?" Mitchell asked.

"Yep. Even more," Craig said as he pointed to Gregory dancing on a counter, taking his shirt off, with Christophe throwing money at him.

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" everyone chanted as Tweek and Mitchell were each chugging a bottle of beer.

"Go Tweek! I'm rooting for you, baby!" Craig said.

"Come on, Mitch! You can do it!" Danielle said.

Both guys finished at the same time and everyone cheered.

"I am Sparta!" Tweek yelled.

Danielle tapped Mitchell on the shoulder and whispered something in his ear as she gave him a cup of water.

"Ok, I'll do it," Mitchell said, then he went to Cartman. "Hey fatty! How do you like this?!" he said as he poured the water on the front of Cartman's pants, making it look like he wet himself. Everyone turned to look, then laughed. Except for Cartman and Heidi.

"Wow fatass, it looks like you just pissed yourself," Damien said as he laughed, leaning on a laughing Pip's shoulder.

"Screw you guys! I'm going home!" Cartman yelled as he took out his cell phone and called his mother. "Mooooom! I want to go home! Ok I love you. Bye," he said, and he hung up. "Screw you guys!" he added, then walked out the door.

"If he's leaving, I'm leaving too," Heidi said as she walked out.

"Why did we invite Cartman in the first place?" Clyde asked.

"I don't know, but I regret it," Token said.

Chapter Text

*Tricia's POV*

I'm so bored! My parents are out of town for the night, and my brother is at a party, probably getting drunk off his ass and there is a possibility that he might have sex with Tweek, so I have the house to myself for the night. But wait a minute. I just realized something. Craig's car is on the driveway. He got a ride with Clyde to the party. Maybe I should take it for a drive. I'm inviting my friends along so I won't feel so lonely. Plus it's more fun to drive around with my friends. And yes I can drive. I'm almost 14 and I can already drive. I learned when I was 11. I don't even have a license or permit yet. Don't judge me.

I took out my phone to text my friends Lyle, Ike, and Karen, and they all agreed to hang out, and they would all meet up at Lyle's house, since his parents are out of town and his sister, Dani, is at a party. I told them I would pick them up. I even invited one of Tweek's neighbors, who just moved from Japan a month ago. Her name is Mia Baker, and she's an 8th grader like me. She has an older brother who is a freshman, named Mitchell. It seems that he might have a crush on Dani, and I think Dani might have a crush on him too, despite the fact that she's two years older than him.

I snuck into my brother's room to find his keys and while I was at it, I decided to play with Stripe for a couple minutes.

"Be a good boy, Stripe," I said as I kissed his head gently and put him back in his cage.

I then grabbed Craig's keys and left his room. I went back to my room to grab the pepper spray, emergency whistle, and pocket knife my dad bought me. I placed my pocket knife in my bag and the pepper spray and emergency whistle had little keychains so I attached them to the zipper of the bag. Ever since I was allowed to hang out with my friends late at night, Dad got me a pepper spray, emergency whistle, and pocket knife, and Craig even taught me how to fight.

I left my room and walked out of the house and got in Craig's car. Dude. Craig's car is so epic! It's a Chevy Equinox. It actually used to be my dad's car until he got a new one, a Chevy Suburban, over the summer, and he gave Craig this car. I feel kinda small in it despite the fact that I'm 5'6.

I drove off and made it over to Lyle's. I noticed a Dodge Charger parked on the driveway. Dani's car. I remembered that she got a ride with Craig and Clyde.

I honked the horn and my friends got out of the house and into my brother's car, with Lyle riding shotgun. I'd have to say, I kinda like Lyle more than a friend. As a matter of fact, I think I've fallen for him. I've had for while, but I never had the guts to tell him.

"Hey guys," I greeted them.

"Hey Tricia," they all greeted back.

"Nice car," Mia said.

"It's actually my brother's, but thanks," I told her.

"Does Craig know you stole his car?" Ike asked me.

"Nope. And if he did, I still wouldn't give a fuck," I said as I drove.

"Hey Karen, since you're now a high schooler, why didn't you go to that high school party?" Ike asked Karen.

"I wanted to hang out with my best friends. You guys," Karen said.

"Aww, you're so sweet!" I said.

"Well, once we're all in high school together, we'll party together," Ike said.

"Sounds like a plan," Lyle said.

I kept driving until I passed by Firkle's house. I saw him walking out the door and honked the horn, catching his attention, and I rolled down the window.

"Hey Firkle! Where are you going?!" I asked.

"For a smoke with my friends!" Firkle responded. He was talking about his older goth friends.

"Dude! Seriously?! Why don't you hang out with people your age for once?! Hang out with us!" I suggested.

"I don't hang out with conformists!" Firkle said.

"Well tonight you are! Either you get in the car, or I will get out and drag your ass in!" I said.

"Fine," Firkle said as he walked towards the car and opened the door.

"Wait, are we all able to fit?" Karen asked.

"You all have small asses. You can all squeeze in," I said. I looked at Firkle. "You didn't recently smoke, did you?" I asked him.

"No, why?" Firkle asked.

"Good. Don't smoke, you're gonna stink up the car, and this is my brother's car. If he smells smoke in here, he's gonna kill me," I told him.

"Ok," Firkle said as he got in and shut the door.

"Is anyone hungry?" I asked.

"I'm pretty sure we all are," Karen said.

"Let's go to McDonald's," Lyle suggested.

"I agree. I mean, it's cheap and simple. Let's go," I said. "And Firkle, buckle up," I added.

"Seat belts are for conformists," Firkle said.

"Buckle the fuck up, now," I demanded.

"Fine," Firkle said as he buckled up.

"Thank you," I said as I continued driving.

"Mind if I turn the radio on?" Lyle asked.

"Go for it," I said. Lyle turned the radio on and the song "Bye Bye Bye" by *NSYNC started playing. "Oh my god turn it up! I love that song!" I said and Lyle did what I told him.

"You know, this backseat can only hold three people," Ike said.

"Yeah, well, like I said, you guys have small asses, plus this car is big, so deal with it," I said.

"Bossy," Ike mumbled.

"What was that?" I asked.

"To McDonald's we go," Ike said.

"I don't know why, but I like your personality. So sassy with a hint of sarcasm," Mia said.

I laughed. "I get the sassiness from my mom, and the sarcasm from my dad," I said. I kept on driving until we reached McDonald's. I parked the car and turned off the engine. "Aright guys. Here we are," I said as we all got out.

"So what are we getting? Because I want chicken nuggets," Ike said.

"I'm actually craving chicken nuggets right now," I said.

"Nuggets sound fine by me," Mia said. Everyone else agreed.

"Alright, cool!" I said as we walked to the register. "Hello," I said to the cashier.

"Hi! What can I get for you tonight?" the cashier asked.

"Ok, so I would like an order of three 20 piece chicken nuggets, three large French fries, and three large drinks," I said with a smile.

"Alright. What kind of sauce do you want for your nuggets?" the cashier asked.

I looked at my friends.

"I want barbecue," Lyle and Ike both said.

"Same here," Karen and Mia both said.

I looked at Firkle. "What about you?" I asked him.

"Doesn't matter," Firkle said as he shrugged.

I turned to face the cashier. "Barbecue sauce, please," I told him.

"Ok. Anything else?" the cashier asked.

I looked back at my friends again.

"Can I get an apple pie?" Ike asked.

"Yeah! Let's all get an apple pie," Lyle said. The rest of us agreed.

I faced the cashier again. "And six apple pies, please," I said.

"Alrighty. Your total is going to be $35.73," the cashier said.

"Cool," I said as I took my wallet out of my bag to get $40 out.

"How about we split the pay?" Lyle offered as he took $20 out of his wallet.

"Are you sure? I don't mind paying the entire thing," I said.

"No. I'll help," Lyle said as he already handed the cashier his $20 bill.

"Well, alright. That's really sweet of you," I said as I gave the cashier another $20 bill.

The cashier took the $40 then gave me the change, which was $4.27.

"You can keep all the change, Tricia," Lyle said.

"No, here's $2," I said, handing Lyle $2.

"Ok, thank you. But keep the rest of it," Lyle said.

"You kids done?! You're holding up the line!" some man said impatiently.

"Horse fucker," I said as I looked at the man and flipped him off, but Lyle placed his hand in front of mine, hiding my middle finger.

"Ok Tricia, let's go find some seats," Lyle said as he guided me towards the tables.

"Sorry," I said. We all found a place to sit and waited for our order.

We waited a minute until we got our food. Since there were six of us and three meals, I shared with Lyle, Karen shared with Ike, and Mia shared with Firkle. All six of us were eating and talking, well, five of us were talking since Firkle was quiet most of the time, but he still enjoyed the food, and we're all having a good time. After an hour of eating and talking, we left and continued driving around. When the radio was on, the song "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys started playing. It's mine and Craig's favorite song!

"This is so epic! We should do this more often! Well, not really more often, but when we're all home alone, no parents or siblings. Sneak out and drive around," Ike said.

"Yeah! I agree! Next time we decide to do this again, we're taking my sister's car. Don't worry, I know how to drive. Shit, I can even parallel park too," Lyle said.

"Shit, I can't parallel park yet! And Firkle, you're joining us again! No ifs, ands, or buts about it! I'll drag your ass if I have to," I said.

"And make sure to not smoke. If Dani smells smoke in her car, she'll be pissed," Lyle said.

"Ok," Firkle said.

We drove for another hour until we all decided that it was time to go home. As I drove everyone home we all talked about the next time we would hang out again. It was just Lyle and myself in the car now. I wanted to drop him off last, just so I could spend more time with him.

"I'm not ready to go home yet," Lyle said.

"No?" I asked.

"Nope. I was wondering if we can go to Stark's Pond," Lyle told me.

"Ok. We can go," I said. As I kept driving the song "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon started playing.

"I love this song," Lyle said.

"Me too," I said. After a ten minute drive, we eventually reached Stark's Pond. We got out of the car and sat on the bench.

"So," Lyle started.

"It's beautiful at night," I said.

"Yeah," Lyle said.

"And our siblings are probably getting wasted as we speak," I said. We both laughed.

We were quiet for about five minutes until Lyle broke the silence.

"Hey Tricia, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. I just didn't now how to say it," Lyle said.

"Oh, what is it?" I asked him.

"Well, it's just that, I like someone," Lyle said. I didn't know whether or not to feel heartbroken. I don't even know who he's talking about.

"What's she like? If you don't mind me asking," I said.

"She's brutally honest and feisty. She's not afraid to speak her mind, and she swears a lot. She's beautiful," Lyle said.

"Why don't you give her a call and tell her how you feel?" I asked.

"You know what? Maybe I'll do that right now," Lyle said as he stood up took out his phone. Whoever that girl is, is lucky. I just hope they're happy together.

I was sitting down until I heard my phone ring. It was from Lyle. I thought he was going to call the girl he likes. Unless....

I decided to answer his call. "Hello?" I said.

"Tricia, the truth is, I like you. In fact, I think I love you," Lyle confessed.

I turned around to see him behind me, his back facing me. "Turn around and hang up," I said, and he did what I told him. "I love you too," I confessed.

"I've liked you for awhile. I was in 5th grade, you were in 6th," Lyle said. "And is it ok if I do this?" he asked as he kissed me. That was our first kiss, and it felt amazing! We pulled away.

"Do it again," I said, and we kissed a second time. It was longer. We pulled away and smiled. "I've always wanted to do that," I told him.

"Me too," Lyle said. We walked around for half an hour until it was time to go home. After driving for fifteen minutes I reached Lyle's house. "I had a great time tonight," he said.

"So did I," I said.

"Thank you for this wonderful night," Lyle said.

"It's no problem. Good night," I said.

"Good night. And drive safe," Lyle said, then we kissed. "I love you," he added.

"I love you too," I said. He smiled and got out of the car and went inside his house. I couldn't help but smile as I drove back home.

Once I got home I went to Craig's room to put his keys back on his desk and pet Stripe through his cage, then went into my own room. I heard my phone vibrate and got a text from Lyle.

'Good night my precious diamond. I love you and sweet dreams'

I texted him back.

'I love you too my adorable crocodile. Good night and sweet dreams'

I put my phone down and fell asleep with a smile on my face.

Chapter Text

*the next morning*

*Danielle's POV*

I woke up and the first thing I noticed is that my head hurts like hell. Shit. What the fuck did I do last night? I removed the covers from my face only to be greeted by a super bright light, so I place my hand in front of my eyes. Seriously. What the hell did I do last night? I removed the rest of the covers from my body only to be hit by cold air. I look down and I'm only in my bra and underwear. What the actual fuck? I just hope I slept by myself last night. I got out of the bed to look for my clothes, a red dress with a black leather jacket, only to hear some shuffling in the bed. Fuck. Who did I sleep with? I eventually found my leather jacket, which was laying next to a blue jacket and black jeans. I also found my red dress, which was laying next to a blue hat with a yellow poof ball. Shit! I slept with Craig last night! I hope we didn't do anything last night, Tweek is going to kill us! Well, he's going to kill me! And Craig.

"Fuck!" I said out loud while picking my dress up.

"Dude. What the fuck?" I heard Craig mumble. Shit. I woke him up. He removed the covers from himself, only to placed his hand in front of his face. "What happened?" he asked as he removed his hand from his face and saw me. "Dani!" he said.

"Shit!" I said as I flipped my dress so it wasn't inside out.

"Please tell me we didn't do anything!" Craig said, then he removed the rest of the covers from his body. Thank goodness he had his boxers on.

"I hope not," I said. "Don't look," I added as I put my dress over my legs.

"It's not like I haven't seen it before," Craig said as he put his jeans on.

"Oh my god! No! I thought we weren't talking about that ever again!" I said while I pulled my dress on and zipped the back up.

"We weren't, but this morning somewhat reminded me of it," Craig said as he put his shirt on and picked up his jacket.

"We weren't at a fucking party at that time! We weren't even drunk! How is it the same?" I asked, frustrated. "Besides, I thought we swore to not talk about what happened in 8th grade during spring break ever again!" I said.

"Well, we were slightly buzzed, but that was it," Craig said, putting on his blue hat.

"Tweek is going to kill us. So is Mitch. I'm pretty sure they would never speak to us ever again if they ever found out what happened last night, or even in 8th grade during spring break," I said, putting on my jacket.

"What happened in 8th grade won't matter now," Craig said.

"Yeah, but I thought we weren't going to talk about it," I said. "Although last night is what I'm really worried about," I added.

"I don't want to think about what happened last night," Craig said, zipping up his jacket.

"Trust me, I don't either," I said, smoothing out my hair.

Chapter Text


"Craig, your dad and I are going to be out of town for the night and Tricia is sleeping over at Karen's. Are you going to ok here by yourself?" Mrs. Tucker asked her 14-year-old son as she flipped him off.

"Yeah, I'll be fine," Craig said, flipping her back off.

"Ok. Be good, and no wild parties," Mrs. Tucker said.

"Got it," Craig said.

"We'll be back tomorrow afternoon," Mr. Tucker said.

"Ok, drive safe," Craig said as he flipped his parents off.

"We will. See you tomorrow," the parents said as they flipped their son off, then walked out the door.

"I'm bored," Craig said after laying on the couch for five minutes. "Hm. What to do, what to do," he said to himself. He wanted to hang out with his friends but Token was on vacation in Australia, Clyde was visiting his grandparents in Nebraska, Tweek was visiting his relatives in Kansas, and Danielle, wait a minute. Danielle was the only one available, so he decided to call her. He then heard his phone ring. It was a call from Danielle. What a coincidence! "Hey Dani," he said after he picked up the phone.

"Hey Craig, I'm soooooo bored! My parents are out of town for the night and Lyle is sleeping over at Ike's, so I'm booooored!" he heard Danielle whine.

"Want to come over? I have the house to myself," Craig said.

"Great idea! I'll be there in ten minutes," Danielle said.

"Cool! I'll see you in ten," Craig said.

"Yep, see ya," Danielle said, and she hung up.

Ten minutes later, the doorbell rang. Craig opened the door and saw Danielle, in a hoodie and shorts.

"Hey Dani," Craig said as he let her in, then shut the door, locking it.

"Hi Craig," Danielle said as she sat on the couch.

"You bored?" Craig asked her.

"Very," Danielle told him.

They were quiet for five minutes until Danielle broke the silence.

"Have you ever wondered what alcohol tastes like?" Danielle asked.

"All the time," Craig told her.

"Let's go try some," Danielle said.

"Sure," Craig said, and they both walked to the kitchen. Craig took two glasses from the dishwasher and a bottle of vodka from one of the high cabinets. He poured the vodka in both glasses and put the bottle back to where he found it.

"Well, bottoms up," Danielle said, and they both started drinking.

"Wow, I feel dizzy," Craig said.

"Me too," Danielle said as she held onto her head.

"You're really pretty," Craig said to her.

"Thanks. I never realized how hot you were," Danielle said.

"Want to go upstairs?" Craig asked.

"Sure," Danielle said.

Both 14-year-olds went upstairs to Craig's room and they kissed for the first time.

"Wait here," Craig said as he left his room, then came back 30 seconds later and placed something down on his nightstand.

"Craig I want you. I need you," Danielle said as she kissed him again. She removed her hoodie, revealing her curvy figure. She was curvy for a 14-year-old girl.

"Wow," Craig said as he looked at Danielle's body.

"Like what you see?" Danielle asked, blushing.

"Yeah," Craig said as he kissed her again. He then kissed her neck softly and found her sensitive spot, causing her to make a noise she's never made before.

"Stop teasing and just get to it," Danielle said as she started stripping down.

"Are you sure?" Craig asked as he took his own clothes off.

"Yeah. But go slowly, I've never done this before," Danielle said, laying down.

"I've never done it either. We'll go slow," Craig said after he got the condom on.

"Wow. You're bigger than before," Danielle said.

"You've seen my dick before?" Craig asked her.

"Hello. Remember 4th grade? Butters did that Wieners Out movement," Danielle said.

"Oh yeah, I remember that. So you were looking at my dick?" Craig asked.

"I wasn't looking at it, it was looking at me!" Danielle said defensively.

"Ok, whatever you say," Craig said.

"Please be gentle," Danielle said.

"I will," Craig said, and he slowly pushed himself inside of her.

*the next morning*

Danielle woke up, and realized she wasn't in her own room. She looked around and saw a little cage with a guinea pig inside. It was Craig's room. She looked at Craig and noticed he was still sleeping so she slowly got out of the bed only to realize she was naked and felt sore between her legs.

"Fuck," Danielle said softly, trying to find her clothes. She then heard some shuffling in the bed and saw Craig getting up. He was naked as well.

Craig looked at her. "Dani," he said.

"Well this is awkward," Danielle said as she started getting dressed.

"I know," Craig said as he got dressed himself.

"We had sex last night," Danielle said, zipping up her hoodie.

"I know," Craig said, putting his hat on.

"Why did we have sex?" Danielle asked.

"I don't know," Craig said as he shrugged.

"Wow, ok. Can we just not talk about this ever again?" Danielle asked.

"Yeah, sure. Let's just pretend it never happened," Craig told her.

"Great idea," Danielle said.

*End of flashback*

Chapter Text

"We really need to get out of here. But I'll go first. If we come out together people will assume we had sex," Danielle said.

"Right. I'll come out in five minutes," Craig said.

Danielle just nodded then walked out the door. She smoothed her blonde hair to make it look neat. As she walked, she noticed a lot of teens were passed out everywhere. Some were on the floor of the hallway, some were passed out in the bathrooms, some in random bedrooms, two were passed out on the staircase. As she reached the first floor, she saw a few people passed out on the couches, the living room floor, the kitchen counters, the kitchen floors, the dining room floors, and one on the dining room table. Everyone was slowly but surely getting up.

"Dani, you're up already," Nichole said. She and Token were the least drunk out of everyone. They were the ones who supervised all the partyers.

"How are you feeling?" Token asked.

"Besides the major headache, I feel fine I guess. Maybe tired," Danielle said.

"Here, take these," Nichole said as she gave Danielle a plate of toast with an Advil on the side, and a glass of water.

"Thanks Nichole, you're a lifesaver," Danielle said as she took the plate and glass, and sat on a chair.

"Yep. Are you injured?" Nichole asked.

"No, I just have a really bad headache, that's all," Danielle said. "Why do you ask?" she added as she bit the toast.

"Do you really want to know what happened? If you want, I can tell you a really long story of what happened last night," Token said.

"Oh, I don't think that would be-" Danielle started, only for Token to cut her off.

"Oh, but I'll tell you anyways," Token said.

"...necessary," Danielle continued softly.

"So what happened was, you somehow got on the chandelier, swinging on it, singing 'I'm gonna swing from the chandelier!' and Nichole and I had to catch you so you won't get hurt. Craig ran into a closet, screaming 'Where the fuck is Narnia?! I want to see Aslan and Tumnus, and kill the White Witch!' Kenny, who was still naked, went up to the roof the house, screaming 'Na na na na Batman!' and jumped off then died. Stan was like 'Oh my god! Kenny killed himself!' Kyle was like 'That bastard!' Mitch went to the kitchen and chopped a pineapple in half, yelling 'Die SpongeBob! Die!' Tweek went outside and started talking to my neighbor's cat, asking it why it killed Mufasa. Clyde went to the kitchen and started talking to a potato, congratulating it for 'getting a role in Toy Story.' Kevin ran around the house naked. Butters got out of the pool crying because he 'thought he killed Nemo.'" Token said. He kept continuing the story but Danielle just blocked him out, not being able to take it anymore.

"Token, honey, I think that's enough," Nichole said to her boyfriend.

They heard footsteps coming from the stairs and saw Craig coming down.

"Oh hey Craig! Have a seat," Token said as he gently sat Craig down on a chair.

"What happened last night?" Craig asked.

"Ok. So what happened was," Token started, and he told Craig the same story he told Danielle.

"I was looking for Narnia? What the actual fuck," Craig said.

"Yeah," Token said.

"And how exactly did Targaryen end up on the chandelier?" Craig asked.

"We don't know. Even she doesn't know either," Nichole said.

"Oh my god," Danielle said as she hid her face in her hands.

Everyone else got up, and Token and Nichole took care of them. Token then told them all the same story he told Danielle and Craig, much to everyone's annoyance.

"Why did you let us drink so much?" Mitchell asked, burying his face in his hands.

"We didn't let you drink so much. You chose to drink a lot," Token said.

"Remind me to not drink this much ever again," Tweek said as he held onto his head.

"Like I said, it was your decision to drink that much, not ours," Token said.

Chapter Text

*Monday morning*

"Hey fellas! Guess what?" Butters asked as he entered the homeroom class.

"You got grounded after the party," Christophe said.

"Christophe, that's not nice," Gregory said.

"Nope, that's not it. My dad scheduled my road test for this Thursday after school! I'm so excited! I can't wait to finally get my driver's license!" Butters said. "Sucks that I won't get a car until next month, but I'm still happy that I can drive!" he added.

"Yay Butters!" Danielle said.

"Hey! What's up everybody!" Kenny said as he moonwalked into the room and sat on his desk, taking out a Playboy magazine from his backpack.

"What'cha reading, Ken?" Butters asked, looking over Kenny's shoulder.

"Butters no! Don't look!" Danielle said.

"It can't be that bad- AAH!" Butters screamed after he saw what Kenny was reading.

"I told you not to look," Danielle said. She turned to look at Craig. "Tell him already," she said. She was talking to him about Tweek.

"Targaryen. I told you. I'll tell him later," Craig whispered. Tweek was sitting in front of him.

"Oh come on," Danielle said as she rolled her eyes. "And by the way, Lyle finally has a girlfriend," she added.

"What does this have anything to do with him?" Craig asked, pointing to Tweek. He didn't want to say Tweek's name, worried the blonde boy would listen.

"You know who she is," Danielle said.

"Who? Who is your brother dating? What do you mean I know her?" Craig asked.

"She's an 8th grader," Danielle said.

"Mitch's sister, Mia? Come on, tell me," Craig said, getting impatient.

"It's your sister," Danielle told him.

"WHAT?!" Craig yelled, causing everyone to turn and look at him, and he flipped everyone off. The rest of the class just turned and continued what they were doing.

"Wait, she didn't tell you?" Danielle asked.

"No, she didn't," Craig said.

"Well now you know," Danielle said.

"I can't believe it," Craig said, burying his face in his arms.

"Craig, you ok?" Tweek asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Craig said.

"What happened?" Tweek asked Danielle.

"He's just shocked that Tricia has a boyfriend now. She's dating my brother," Danielle said.

"And she didn't even tell me. If he hurts her, I'll kick his ass," Craig said.

"Craig, this is my brother we're talking about. You know him. You know he'll never hurt her. I'll keep a watchful eye on him," Danielle said.

"I know, but she's my sister. It's my job as her older brother to protect her. And yes, I did teach her how to fight, but I still need to protect her," Craig said. He decided to change the topic. "So, when are you going to ask Mitch out?" he asked with a smirk.

"Shh! Don't say it out loud!" Danielle whisper-yelled.

"Oh come on! I mean, I see the way you look at him. You blush when you look at him, and when you talk to him," Craig teased.

"Shut up," Danielle said.

"Seriously, Targaryen, he blushes when he looks at you, and when he talks to you too," Craig said.

"Yeah right," Danielle said as she blushed.

"Is that a blush I see? You're blushing," Craig said.

"Whatever," Danielle said.

"Now you know how I feel? You tease me about my crush, I tease you about yours," Craig said.

"Shut the fuck up," Danielle said.

"Dani has a crush? On who?" Clyde asked.

"Stay out of this Clyde," Danielle said.

"Tell me!" Clyde said.

"No!" Danielle snapped.

"Please! Tell me!" Clyde said again.

"I told you! No!" Danielle said.

"Teeellllllll meeeeeeeee!" Clyde said.

"No! Shut up!" Danielle said, hoping her taco-loving friend would shut up.

"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Teeeeelllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeee!" Clyde whined like a child.

"Clyde if you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to shove this book where the sun doesn't shine!" Craig snapped at the brown-haired boy.

"Thank you!" Danielle said.

"Now tell him who your crush is so he'll shut up," Craig told her.

"Damn it Craig! I thought you were on my side!" Danielle whined.

"I'm not on anyone's side," Craig said.

"Fuck you!" Danielle snapped.

"No, go fuck Mitch since you have your eyes on him," Craig teased.

"You like Mitchell? That's so cute!" Clyde said out loud.

"Clyde! Shut up!" Danielle said.

"Ew! You like that nerdo?!" Cartman asked. He overheard the conversation.

"Dani, I think you and Mitch would be adorable together. You should tell him how you feel," Wendy said.

"Yeah, Targaryen. Tell Mitch how you feel," Craig said.

"Stop calling me Targaryen," Danielle said, flipping Craig off.

"Sorry, Targaryen. But seriously. Confess your love to Mitchell," Craig said as he flipped Danielle back off.

Danielle buried her face in her arms. It was going to be a long day.

Chapter Text

*lunch time*

"Hey everyone," Danielle said as she placed her lunch tray on the table. Just as she was about to sit down, she felt a hand slap her ass. She turned and saw Kenny winking at her.

"'Sup, Game of Thrones babe? Ready to be my baby's mama?" Kenny asked her with a smirk, lightly pinching her ass.

Danielle then grabbed Kenny's balls and squeezed them so tight. "Do that again and I will rip your nuts off! And I'm NOT joking! Is that understood?!" she snapped, squeezing him tighter.

Kenny winced in pain. "Yes ma'am," he whimpered.

"Good!" Danielle said as she released Kenny.

"Ouch," Kenny said as he grabbed his unopened soda can, which was luckily still cold, and placed it where it hurt.

"That was harsh," Clyde said.

"He kind of deserved it," Bebe said.

"Yeah, that's what his nasty, perverted ass gets," Wendy said, agreeing with the girls.

"My coffee is getting cold!" Tweek whined as he sat down.

"Place it between your legs. The groin is the warmest part of the body," Clyde said.

"No! I'm not putting it there," Tweek said.

"Then put it between Craig's legs. I'm sure he's more than happy to warm it up for you," Clyde said as he winked at Tweek.

"What?" Craig asked.

"Nothing," Clyde said with a smirk.

"Hey guys. How are you all doing?" Mitchell greeted the group, and took a seat next to Danielle.

"We're good," everyone responded.

"That's good to know," Mitchell said, and he looked at Danielle. "You ok, Dani?" he asked her.

"Peachy," Danielle said as she smiled. She then looked at Craig and noticed he was smirking at her, and she glared at him. She felt her phone vibrate and checked it. It was a text from Craig, even though he was sitting at the same table, across from her.

'Ask him out'

Danielle rolled her amber eyes and texted him back.

'Shut the fuck up'

She put her phone away and looked at Craig, and stuck out her tongue at him. Craig just smirked and flipped her off.

"You sure you're ok, Dani? You look a little red," Mitchell said.

"I'm fine, thank you," Danielle told him.

"Actually, Mitch, Targaryen has something to tell you," Craig said to the younger boy.

"No I don't!" Danielle said.

"Oh, what is it, Dani?" Mitchell asked.

"It's nothing," Danielle said.

"Dani, if there's anything that's bothering you, I want to help you," Mitchell said, gently placing his hand on Danielle's shoulder.

"Nothing's bothering me," Danielle said.

"Dani, please," Mitchell said.

Danielle sighed. "I like you, ok? There. I said it," she confessed. "But I understand if you don't feel the same way," she added.

"Dani, I feel the same way. I have since the first time I laid my eyes on you," Mitchell said.

"Really?" Danielle asked.

"Yeah. When I first told you that you have beautiful eyes, it's true. Everything about you is beautiful," Mitchell said, and they both smiled at each other.

"Boo! I always thought you would never get a chick since you're such a nerd!" Cartman said, ruining the moment.

"If you vote to boot Cartman out of this table, raise your hand," Danielle said as she raised her hand. The entire table raised their hands, with the exception of Cartman and Heidi. A few students from the other tables raised their hands as well.

"Oh come on!" Cartman whined.

"You always have to ruin the moment! Why can't you be nice for once!" Tweek snapped.

"'You always have to ruin the moment!' You're never gonna get laid with all your spazziness, you spazzy ass freak! How can anyone love a spaz!" Cartman said to the blonde boy, only to receive a punch across the jaw. "What the fuck!" he yelled as he clutched his jaw. He then felt a pair of hands grabbing the lapels of his blazer and saw a blue hat with a yellow puffball on top.

"Don't you EVER talk to the guy I love like that, do you understand me?" Craig snapped, glaring at Cartman.

Cartman gulped.

"I said do you understand me?" Craig said a bit louder.

Cartman, becoming intimidated by the taller male, just nodded.

"You better fucking answer me!" Craig yelled.

"Ok, whatever. I understand," Cartman said.

"If I ever hear you talking shit about Tweek again, I won't hesitate to beat you," Craig threatened.

"Ok, just get your filthy paws off of me," Cartman said, getting Craig's hands off of him, and Craig punched him on the other side of his jaw.

"Alright Craig, that's enough," Token said, pulling his tall friend away from Cartman.

"Don't touch me," Craig said as he pulled away from Token.

"Craig!" Token snapped.

"What?!" Craig snapped back.

"First of all, don't give me that attitude. Second of all, just look at Tweek," Token said.

After hearing Tweek's name, Craig immediately softened up and looked at said blonde.

"Hey, Tweek. Are you ok? I'm so sorry you had to see and hear all of that," Craig said, gently rubbing Tweek's shoulder.

"I'm ok, and there's no need to be sorry. I mean, what he said is true. How can anyone love me? I'm just a freak," Tweek said, burying his face in his hands.

"Tweek, no. What the fatass said is not true. You're not a freak at all. And when you think that no one loves you, that's not true either. As a matter of fact, I know someone that actually loves you," Craig said.

"Really?" Tweek asked.

"Yeah, really," Craig said.

"Who is it? Who would love a freak like me?" Tweek asked.

"Tweek, I told you you're not a freak. And the person who loves you is the guy that's currently talking to you right now," Craig confessed.

"Craig," Tweek said softly.

"Yes Tweek, it's true. I've loved you since 3rd grade, even when the fatass and the other guys pressured us to fight each other, I didn't even want to fight you," Craig said. "Let's talk about this in the bathroom," he added.

"Great idea," Tweek said, and both guys left the cafeteria and went to the bathroom. They both went into the biggest stall. "Craig, I'll be honest with you. I've felt the same way too, since 3rd grade. I just never thought you'd like me back," Tweek said.

"Tweek, why would you think I don't like you?" Craig asked.

"Well, I never thought you'd like guys. I always thought you were into girls, like maybe Dani. I mean, she's absolutely stunning, not to mention she has curves that every girl would die for. She's thin, but she has boobs and an ass that you could play with and maybe use as pillows. I'm thin too, but I have none of what she has," Tweek said.

"Tweek, you're so adorable. But to be honest, I don't care for boobs or ass. I never did. I've always had my eyes on you," Craig said.

"I've always had my eyes on you too," Tweek said. Both guys smiled at each other and shared a hug.

"You don't have to worry about anyone picking on you anymore. I'm here to protect you," Craig said, holding Tweek tighter.

"Thank you, Craig," Tweek said.

"Anytime, Tweek," Craig said as he gently ruffled Tweek's hair. "Let's go back. The others are probably wondering what's going on," he added.

"Ok," Tweek said, and they both left the bathroom and went back to the cafeteria.

"Hey. Welcome back," Kenny said, sipping his soda.

"Where did Fatty McFatterson go?" Craig asked as he wrapped his arm around Tweek.

"At another table. Heidi is trying to comfort him," Kenny said.

"Everything ok?" Danielle asked as she leaned her head on Mitchell's shoulder.

"Yep, everything's good," Tweek said, leaning his head on Craig's shoulder.

Everyone heard the PA system.

"M'kay. Can I have everyone's attention please, m'kay? Would Mitchell Baker, Danielle Mager, Craig Tucker, and Tweek Tweak please come to the principal's office, m'kay? I repeat, m'kay. Would Mitchell Baker, Danielle Mager, Craig Tucker, and Tweek Tweak please come to the principal's office, m'kay? Thank you. M'kay," Mr. Mackey said through the PA system.

"What does the principal want? I didn't even do anything," Mitchell said.

"I can't get in trouble! It's way too much pressure! I didn't even do anything wrong!" Tweek shrieked.

"It's ok, Tweek. I'm here," Craig said, gently rubbing Tweek's shoulder.

"If I had a dollar for every time Mr. Mackey says 'M'kay,' I'd be a billionaire by now," Danielle said.

"I know, right," Craig said, and the four teens walked out of the cafeteria to go to the principal's office.


What would the principal want?

Chapter Text

"Seriously, I wonder what the principal wants. I mean, I didn't do anything wrong," Mitchell said.

"We'll find out," Danielle said.

"Oh man, this is way too much pressure!" Tweek said.

"It's ok Tweek. I'll be right beside you," Craig said. He knocked on the office door.

"Come in," a voice from behind the door said. Craig opened the door, revealing PC Principal sitting behind his desk, with Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey standing next to him. Most of the teachers and staff members who use to work at South Park Elementary now work at South Park High. PC Principal is the principal, obviously. Principal Victoria is the assistant principal. After being fired from South Park Elementary, six years later she became the assistant principal at South Park High. Mr. Mackey is still the school counselor.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the famous Craig Tucker. And hello, everyone else, m'kay," Mr. Mackey said.

"Hello guys, and girl. Have a seat," PC Principal said, pointing to the four chairs in front of the desk. The teens then sat on the chairs.

"Craig, why is your tie loose? Tighten it up, m'kay," Mr. Mackey said.

Craig rolled his blue eyes, and tightened up his tie.

"Ok, I know you four are wondering why you're being sent here. I've heard from several students," PC Principal began, then he looked at Tweek and Craig. "That you, Tweek and Craig, are now together," he continued. He then looked at Danielle and Mitchell. "And you, Dani and Mitch, are together as well," he added. He turned his attention to all four students. "It's been spreading like a wildfire," he said.

"What?!" Tweek squealed.

"It's alright. There's nothing wrong with that. The real reason why you were sent here is so I can talk to all of you about affirmative consent. What that means is that you have to make sure your partner is comfortable with any sexual exploration," PC Principal said.

"Wait, why are you going to talk to us about this stuff?" Mitchell asked.

"Because this shit's important, bro. Now, I know you just got together, but if, at some point, you want to take your relationship to the next level, you have to make sure you and your partner are both comfortable. Gay or straight, always have each other's consents. Now, let's do some practice on affirmative consent. I need two volunteers to act it out," PC Principal said. No one raised their hands. "Seriously? Come on. This is important, dudes, and chick. Ok, fine. I'll pick two of you. How about Tweek and Craig," he added.

"What the hell are we suppose to do?" Craig asked.

"Language," Principal Victoria said.

"This is way too much pressure!" Tweek said, and Craig gently massaged his shoulder.

"It's not rocket science! Tweek, if, and I'm only saying if, at some point you wanted to touch Craig's penis, you can't just grab it, alright? You have to say something, like 'Craig, is it alright with you if I touch your penis?' Ok? Let's try it out," PC Principal said.

"Why?" Tweek asked.

"Because this shit's important, bro. Either you do this little act, or it's 2 weeks detention instead. Your choice," PC Principal said, crossing his arms.

Tweek sighed. "Craig, can I touch your penis?" he asked, looking down at his feet.

"Tweek, you're having a conversation with Craig, not your shoes. You have to look him in the eye and ask him. Eye contact is important. Craig, look at Tweek," PC Principal said.

Both guys looked at each other, and their faces were red.

"Craig, can I touch your penis?" Tweek repeated his question and blushed harder.

"Good. Now Craig, you could either say, 'Yes, you may touch my penis, I'm comfortable with that.' Or, you could also say, 'No, you may not touch my penis at this time.' Depending on whether or not you're comfortable with it," PC Principal said. "And again, eye contact is important. You're not talking to the floor or your shoes," he added.

Craig and Tweek looked at each other again.

"Yes, you may," Craig said, blushing like a strawberry.

Danielle coughed, and all eyes were on her.

"You ok?" Principal Victoria asked.

"I'm fine, I just choked on my saliva," Danielle said, and Mitchell rubbed her back gently.

Everyone looked back at Tweek and Craig.

"Alright, moving on. Craig, what would you say if you wanted to take a gander at Tweek's asshole?" PC Principal asked. "If you don't know what that means, it just means to take a look," he added.

"I know that," Craig said, then he looked at Tweek. "Tweek, can I take a look at your asshole?" he asked the blonde male.

"Ok, now Tweek, if you're comfortable with it, you could say, 'Yes, you can take a look at my asshole, I'm comfortable with that.' If not, you could say, 'No, may not take a look at my asshole at this time.' And remember to look into each other's eyes when you're talking," PC Principal said.

Tweek looked at Craig again. "Yes, you can," he said to the raven-haired male.

Danielle coughed again, with Mitchell rubbing her back.

"Dani, make sure to drink some water after you leave," Principal Victoria said.

"I will, thank you," Danielle said.

The bell suddenly rang.

"Alright, you all can leave now. If you have anymore questions, just ask Principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, or myself," PC Principal said, dismissing the four students.

"Finally," Mitchell said after the four of them walked out the door.

"I know, right," Craig said.

"It was so awkward!" Tweek said.

"Hey, we should get some fro-yo after school to get our minds off of what just happened," Danielle suggested, and everyone agreed.

"I want coffee-flavored fro-yo," Tweek said.

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*after school*

"Hey, Targaryen," Craig greeted Danielle, who was on her phone.

"Hey," Danielle said, looking at Craig, then back to her phone.

They both stood in front of their lockers while waiting for Tweek and Mitchell.

"Attention students and staff of South Park High! Just a quick announcement that homecoming ticket sales will start next Monday, and end next Friday! It's $10 per person! Thank you and have a great day!" a student announced through the PA system.

"Dude! What the fuck," Craig said.

"What's wrong?" Danielle asked.

"First of all, they had to say it right when we're about to leave. Second of all, I don't know how to ask Tweek to homecoming. I mean, I want to go with him, I just don't know any creative way to ask him," Craig said.

"Hey guys," Mitchell said, approaching the two older teens, with Tweek walking behind him.

"Ready to go?" Danielle asked.

"Yep, we got everything we need," Tweek said.

"Cool," Danielle said as she got her keys out. She walked out of the school with the three guys following her, and they all got in her car, with Mitchell riding shotgun. She then started the car and drove off.

"I need that coffee flavored fro-yo," Tweek said.

"And I'll steal some from you. Don't worry, I'll let you steal from me," Craig said, ruffling Tweek's hair.

"Aww! So cute!" Danielle said, looking through the rear-view mirror, then back to the road.

"Focus on the road," Craig told her.

"I am!" Danielle said as she kept driving. She drove for ten minutes until she reached the frozen yogurt shop, then she parked her car, shut off the engine and got out, with the guys getting out as well.

"Kissing strangers! Oh! Na na na na na na na na! Till I find someone I love! Na na na na na na na na! Kissing strangers! Oh! Na na na na na na na na! Till I find someone I trust! Na na na na na na na na!" they heard Clyde and Kevin sing after walking inside. It was the song currently being played in the shop. Clyde, Kevin, Token, and Nichole also decided to stop by for some fro-yo. They were already sitting at a table, eating a cup of frozen yogurt.

"Didn't know you guys were here," Craig said to the four teens that were sitting at their table.

"Oh hey! Get your fro-yos and sit with us! I wish they had taco-flavored fro-yo," Clyde said.

"Wow," Danielle said.

"Come on, let's get our stuff," Craig said, and they went to get their fro-yos and sat with the rest of their friends.

"OMG, this is awesome! Hanging out and eating fro-yo! Let's all take a selfie!" Clyde said, taking out his phone. "Craig, you have the longest arms out of all of us, you take the picture, just don't drop my phone," he added.

"Actually, I brought my selfie stick, we can use that," Token said as he took his selfie stick out of his backpack and attached it to Clyde's phone.

"Alright everyone! Let's all squeeze in! Big smile!" Clyde said, then he took the picture. "Oh, this is so going on social media. I'm tagging all of you," he added, giving Token the selfie stick.

"Hey, remember that road trip we took in July?" Craig asked.

"Oh yeah! I remember! We went to California. It was so epic!" Danielle said.

"Except for when Clyde got hyper after drinking a Red Bull," Token said.

"It was so good!" Clyde said.

"I have a video of it. I still have it now," Craig said. "And by the way, Monster's better," he added.

"What was Clyde doing after he drank Red Bull?" Mitchell asked.

"He started jumping on the bed, then he did an imitation of Peter Griffin singing that one Madonna song while doing that weird dance," Danielle said.

"The one that goes 'And I feel like I just got home, and I feel,'" Clyde sang.

"Yeah, and you did it in an obnoxiously high voice," Craig said, stealing some of Tweek's fro-yo.

"Didn't you have another video of Clyde?" Tweek asked his new boyfriend.

"Craig made another video of me? Was I in the shower? Because if I was, he should've joined me," Clyde joked, causing Tweek to glare at him. "I was just kidding!" he said to the blonde male.

"Not funny!" Tweek said, taking some of Craig's vanilla fro-yo.

"It was that day we went zip-lining," Craig said.

"Oh no! No! No! No! No!" Clyde said, freaking out.

"What happened?" Kevin asked.

"I got stuck in the middle! It was so humiliating!" Clyde cried.

Craig and Danielle both started laughing.

"It was so hilarious!" Danielle said.

"He was stuck for about ten minutes and he started crying!" Craig said. They both started laughing like hyenas.

"Can I see the video?" Mitchell asked.

"No!" Clyde said.

"Sure," Craig laughed, then he took his phone out and showed Mitchell the video.

After the video ended, Mitchell burst out laughing. "Oh my god, that was funny!" he said, then he looked at Clyde. "Sorry," he added.

"It's ok, let's just keep it between us and not spread it to the whole school," Clyde said, licking his fro-yo like an ice cream cone.

"We'll see about that," Danielle said with a smirk.

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*1 hour later, Craig's POV*

Wow. I'd have to say today was such an eventful day: good, bad, and a bit awkward. Good, because I finally got to tell Tweek how I felt about him, and I'm sooooo happy he feels the same way. It was awkward because I had to listen to PC Principal's lecture about affirmative consent and we had to do a little act on what we'd say if we wanted to touch a certain body part. It was also bad because fatass insulted my Tweek. No one messes with my Tweekie. If anybody messes with my Tweekie-pie, they're gonna have to go through me.

"Craig, you ok?" Targaryen asked me. We were in my driveway. She already drove Tweek and Mitchell home.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just got a lot going on in my mind. I mean, I don't know any creative ways to ask Tweek to homecoming. And I'm still shocked that Tricia has a boyfriend now," I said. My little sister dating. I can't believe it. I mean, it's not like she's dating someone I don't know. She's with Targaryen's younger brother, but that doesn't mean I won't beat his ass if he hurts her. I trust him that he won't hurt her, but still. I always told Tricia that if she has a boyfriend, I will keep an eye on him, and if he hurts her, he gets his ass kicked. Ok, I sound like my dad now.

"It'll be fine, Craig. Try not to worry too much," Targaryen said. "And as for asking Tweek to homecoming, I know he'll say yes," she added.

"Alright. Thanks, Dani. I'll see you later," I said.

"No problem, and see you later," Targaryen said, then I got out of her car and she drove off.

I got into my house to see Tricia, with Lyle beside her, watching My Cat From Hell. Out of all shows.

"Hello Tricia, Lyle," I greeted.

"Hey Craig," my sister greeted back.

"Oh my god, Craig! Hi!" Lyle said, getting up from the couch to shake my hand and pat my shoulder.

"Hey, make yourself at home. I need to talk to my sister for just a moment," I said.

"Oh, ok. Take your time," Lyle said as he sat back down.

"What's going on?" Tricia asked.

"Come with me," I said, then I walked towards the back of my house, leading to the outside, with my sister following me.

"So, what's up?" Tricia asked.

"I didn't know you had a boyfriend. Targaryen told me in school today. Are you keeping secrets now? When were you going to tell me? Does Mom and Dad know? Explain it, now," I started interrogating her.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down. It happened Friday night, and yes, Mom and Dad know. Mom was really happy for me, and Dad was a little iffy about it at first, but he accepted it," Tricia said.

"Wow, ok. Now, I may have known him for pretty much my whole life but that doesn't mean I'll go easy on him. If he hurts you I'll kick his ass," I said.

Tricia rolled her eyes. "Craig, I know he's not going to hurt me, and you know that too," she said.

"I know, but as your older brother, it's my job to protect you," I said. I turned around and went back inside, with Tricia following behind. "I'm going to talk to him," I said, walking towards Lyle, who was sitting on the couch.

"Just don't beat him," Tricia said.

"Hey Lyle," I said.

Lyle looked up at me. "Hey Craig! What's up?" he asked me.

"Ok, so I want to ask you a question, and you need to answer truthfully," I told him.

"Ok," he said.

"Do you love my sister?" I asked him.

"I do, with all my heart," he replied.

I sighed. "Alright, you have my permission to date my sister. I mean, if my dad accepts it then I'll accept it too, but if you hurt her, I'll kick your ass," I said.

"Understood, sir," Lyle saluted.

"I'm being serious," I said.

"I know. And I love your sister so much, I would do anything for her. I would take a bullet for her. I would do anything to protect her," Lyle said.

"Ok. Just don't make the same mistakes I made," I said.

"Got it," Lyle and Tricia both said.

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*night time, Craig's POV*

I was sitting on my bed, going through my phone, Googling some homecoming proposal ideas when I heard a knock on my door.

"Craig, are you decent?" I heard my dad ask. What the fuck.

"Yeah, come in," I said.

Dad opened the door and walked into my room with a gift box in his hands.

"You've got a present from Kenny McCormick," he said, handing me the box.

"It's probably got one of those boxing gloves that come out and punch someone on the face," I said, opening the present. It had a Stop Touching Me Elmo doll. Dude. What the fuck. I took the doll out and placed it down on my bed.

"Is that one of those molesting Elmo dolls?" Dad asked.

"Yeah, I don't understand why McCordick sent it," I said. Putting the doll close to me was a huge mistake.

It touched my crotch and asked, "Can Elmo smell your genitals?"

"Dude! What the fuck?! Hell no!" I said, opening the window and throwing the doll out. The neighbors can have it.

"Weird," Dad said.

"I know," I said, then I heard my phone ring. I checked who was calling, and it was Mitchell. "Hello," I said after I picked up the phone.

"Hey Craig. Listen, I really need your help. I want to ask Dani to homecoming, but I don't know any creative way to ask her," Mitchell said.

"You should sing her a song. Her favorite band is Aerosmith," I told him.

"Alright, I'll look through their songs and see which one is perfect for me to sing to her," Mitchell said.

"Alright, good luck," I said.

"Thank you so much!" Mitchell said, then we said our goodbyes and hung up.

"What happened?" Dad asked.

"Oh, Mitch needed help on asking Targaryen to homecoming and I told him that he should serenade her," I said.

"Speaking of homecoming, when are you going to ask Tweek? Actually, when are you going to ask Tweek to be yours?" Dad asked.

"Oh, about that. I finally grew a pair and told him how I felt," I said.

"Finally!" I heard Tricia yell from her room.

Mom came into my room. "It's about damn time!" she said, hugging me tight.

"Now I just need to ask him to homecoming, I just don't know how," I said.

"Just be straightforward with it. I mean, you're a pretty straightforward person. Just be like 'Tweek, will you go to homecoming with me?' It's just that simple," Dad said.

"No, it needs to be creative," Mom said.

"I agree, just being straightforward about it is kinda boring," Tricia said as she walked into my room.

"Just like Craig," Dad said.

"Thanks Dad," I said.

"Give him a teddy bear," Tricia suggested. She took Stripe out of his cage and played with him.

"Teddy bears are a great idea. But maybe you should sing to him," Mom said.

"Doesn't Tweek like Bruno Mars?" Tricia asked, handing me Stripe.

Holy shit. Tricia's right! "Oh my god, Tricia. Yes! He does! I know the perfect song to sing to him," I said as I gently pet Stripe's head.

"You should do it after the football game on Friday," Dad suggested.

"I was thinking of doing that, so I have some time to practice this week," I said.

"That's a great idea," Mom said. Everyone eventually left my room to do whatever, and I heard my phone vibrate. It was a text from Kenny.

'Did you like the doll I sent you?'

He was referring to the Elmo doll. I texted him back.

'I threw it out the window. The neighbors can have it'

My phone vibrated again. Another message from Kenny.

'You're so mean :('

I messaged him again.

'And I'm proud of it t(-_-t)'

Kenny can go suck a dick. As long as it's not mine or Tweek's. He can go suck Clyde's for all I care. Ok, maybe that sounded a little mean.

I heard my phone vibrate again. It was a text from Mitchell.

'I know the perfect song to sing to Dani. 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing' by Aerosmith, I even know the song by heart! I'm singing to her at lunch tomorrow :)'

I messaged him back.

'Good luck. I know she'll say yes :)'

I went through my contacts and decided to text Tweekers.

'I have a surprise for you on Friday after the game'

After I sent that message, I played with Stripe. My phone vibrated ten minutes later. A text from Tweek.

'Is it good or bad? What's it going to be?'

I laughed and texted him back.

'It's good, don't worry. But I can't tell you, otherwise it won't be a surprise'

I heard my phone vibrate after five minutes. Another message from Tweek.


I'm pretty sure he's pouting right now. He's so cute when he pouts! He just makes me want to squish his cheeks because he's just so cute! Ok, I've never acted this way before. I, Craig Tucker, am madly in love with Tweek Tweak. Yes, I'm the most badass kid in South Park High, but I love Tweek so much, I just want to pinch his cheeks because he's so adorable!

I was so lost in my thoughts when I heard my phone vibrate again. It was another text from Tweekie-pie.

'I'm going to bed now. Good night'

I felt a bit tired myself too. I looked down at my lap and noticed Stripe fell asleep, so I put him back in his cage, then laid down in my bed and messaged Tweek again.

'Night-night Tweek. Sweet dreams'

I put my phone down and fell asleep. I can't wait till Friday! Tweek's going to love it!