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A new chatroom has been created.

NCT leader : What's happening ?

LEMMERESTPLS : Ho hi lol i think someone created a group chatroom i wonder who is thereeeee

V_V : ARE YOU READY FOR TROUBLE

Chimx13 : MAKE IT DOUBLE

Seagull : ya don't forget me

MulletIsNotOk : Someone said T R O U B L E

LEMMERESTPLS : NOW PUT YA VOICE CHERRY BOMB

Haechan : yo shut ur mouth Mark it's not even the good lyrics

NCT leader : They are all facing puberty sorry sunbaenims

$uho: don't worry, it's the same here

Chanyeol : I JUST READ THAT NONODY DID THE " C H E R R Y B O M B B R E A K S"

OoSooD.o : Isn't that in Ko Ko Bop dumb dumb and dumber.

V_V : DUMB AND DUMBER IS A G00D SONG FIGHT ME HOE

OoSooD.O : ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ....

MulletIsNotOk : TAEEEEEHYUUUUUNG

V_V : BAEKHYUUUUUUUUN

MulletIsNotOk: Where is the hyung l m a o

Sehun : I'm n O t the maknae o m Y

LEMMERESTPLS : Y'ALL BROS LISTEN TO ME. Y'ALL SHOULD EXPLAIN WHYG DA CONV IS HRE

Haechan : At some point that "bro" lost his english lol

Chimx13 : Wtfishappening again

T'esmiens : Bae

PrettyBoi : IS HONEY CHEATING ON ME AGAIN.

PrettyBoi : BAEx2

Seagull : yo bakup hoes that's my bf

T'esmiens : best

Prettyboi : friend

T'esmiens : bro...

Prettyboi : homo tho lol

$uho : Tho that bitch was with Krystal just a week before

Prettyboi : Sm wanted a second "heteroboi" bc ballet and being straight isn't possible for people

Chimx13 : They are k i n d a right

T'esmiens : ikkkrrr

MulletIsNotOk: They did the same with meㅠㅠ I HAD TO GO OUT WITH TAEYEON Y'ALL

Fanny : Wow

Mulletisnotokay : no if that crazy jealous bitch hoe is here

@S<3NE : Yo

MulletIsNotOk : THAT CRAZY BITCH pt2 WANTED TO PUNCH ME BC I HAD A HIGH NOTE WRONG

Marshmallow : bb sucked my dick too much so he got a sore voice

MulletIsNotOk : Mindaddy is exposing me

V_V : THOSE H O E S

NCT leader : There are minors HERE

LEMMERESTPLS : turned 18 bro

Haechan : talked about sucking dick bro

Dobunyoung : My baby don't like it when you come around.

Haechan : or "Baby don't cry" by Jaehyun

OoSooD.o : Isn't that our song.

NiceCvocalTJaehyun : I W A S S H Y

Tail : i'm the one shy here wow

Bunyoung : ur not when it comes to sucking TY's dick

Haechan : Booming system up up t y track t y track

NiceCvocalTJaehyun : TY fucked and was fucked by everyone.

NCT leader : not the dreamies wtf

Marshmallow : I got Mark's ass

NCT leader : Same

MulletIsNotOk : c h e a t i n g

Marshmallow : Baby ur the biggest hoe of this group, u said u was ok, we even had this threesome with Daniel

Seagull : BusanBoyz r tasty r8 ?

Chimx13 : He le a rtn eveethin form me

Seagull : babe r u cryin

Chimx13 : y es im emtionzl

MulletIsNotOk : Bf being gross

NCT leader : gross u should clean it

Dobunyoung : idk if i should feel sad or just laught at our leader

Tail : Taeyong-ah just love cleaning

MulletIsNotOk : boi he isn't alone

Marshmallow : S O M E O N E S A I D C L E A N I N G, i had such a bad time learning to Daniel.

MulletIsNotOk : But boi does he has stamina

V_V : Y'ALL ARE HOES

Seagull : U sucked more dick than i have done my ko ko bop hair

Chanyeol : Yo nice skirt

OoSooD.o : That's ou song pt2 and fuck off Chanyeol.

Chanyeol : Stay the fuck ou of this conversation, I just wanted to sing my line

Daddy : Owh that's a hell long of a conversation

Chen : as long as my

$uho : High note

Sehun : Pants

Chanyeol : not ur hair

Daddy : Dick idk i never saw it lol

NiceCvocalTJaehyun : BTW THE FOREIGN SWAGGERS ARE HERE

LEMMERESTPLS : yo yo

Daddy : Wassup wassup

StopAegyo/Wendy : SOMEONE SAID GOOD ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION

DanceMonster : OH. I'M IN.

JacksonOfABitch : AITE AITE AITE AITE AITE

MulletIsNotOk : GOT ME FEELIN LIKE A PAPILLON

JacksonOfABitch : When did y'all became fluent in english especially u baek

MulletIsNotOk : Idk but ur song is good boi

LEMMERESTPLS : We're high on ko ko candy

OoSooD.o : Why is everyone taking our concept

Chanyeol : Chill

Oohdoosoo : That's what you will be after

Marshmallow : wow not any abuse related to the icey frozey right in front of my salad

MulletIsNotOk : Is the meat ur dick bc sure i'm hungry

V_V : That hoe is my friend

MulletIsNotOk : pretty sure ur masturbating while reading this

Jin : i'm in the same room as him and i can confirm that

Daughter of Satan: Wow gross take a pick and use it as blackmail material

Ouyja : Idk if it will works on that slut i think it will turn in on more than afraid him

MulletIsNotOk: Oh here is one of my side GF

Ouyja : back away ugly hoe

MulletIsNotOk : I A M C RYING

Marshmallow : i'm fucking ur ass tonight

Chimx13 : Can we join ?

MulletIsNotOk : more dicks = more funs

@S<3NE : Pussies are better

Fanny: Wow I agree so much

V_V : Wow i can still feel a bit of saltynessin the air

DanceMonster : Do u mean, saltyness

V_V : SHHHSHSHSHHS

Prettyboi : Is that bc i had to date Krystal, and Krystal is Jessica's sister and also ur

Prettyboi : e

Chenmel : AAAAAAAAAAA H AAAAAAAA EEEEEEH WWWWW

Prettyboi : FUCK OFF KCJXKVOBYC

MulletIsNotOk : FUCKME

Marshmallow : IWILL

V_V : PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME UP

Sehun : DICK ME DICK ME DICK ME UP

Chenmel : DUCK ME DUCK ME DUCK ME UP

NCT leader : y'all are sure ur ok

Chenmel : i had to shout idk why

Haechan : is he being fucked by someone

Sehun : idk but if yes CAN U S H A R E

OoSooD.o : Hornies, singles,

V_V : hoes

Marshmallow : YOUNG

LEMMERESTPLS : FREE

Heechul-noona : more like sexy free and single

Daughter of satan : this grandpa is still alive wow

Yu-Gi-Oh : Yeri is right how can he be alive

Heechul-noona : y'all are like 20 year too young to be considered as Evil Maknaes.

Daughter of Evil : i think a ghost is trying to speak to us but ??? ?

Yu-Gi-Oh : same here

Heechul-noona: at last i kissed more boys than y'all

MulletIsNotOk : I had more dicks than y'all

Seagull : Quantity over Quality

MulletIsNotOk : Hyung's dick is gold shut thefuckup put a dixk in ur mouth

Seagull : i'm doing it right now

Chimx13 : i can send a photo

LemmeRestPLS : GO

Sehun : FOR

Daughter of Evil : not sure we will see it tho

Ouyja : IKR it must be inexsita- how do we write this shit

Chimx13 : u lil shit

Minseok : i feel

Minseok : abandonned/betrayed idk

MulletIsNotOk : Miiinseeoook

MulletIsNotOk : Daaaddy

MulletIsNotOk : Ooops typo i was going to write Xiumin

V_V : Stop lying

V_V : u don't want to choke on dick

Chenmel : Pretty sure he wants it more than anyone here

Sehun : even more than me&Chen

Haechan : Even more than all NCT's members

NCT leader : U ARE STILL UNDERRAGE I DON'T WANT THE FBI TO TAKE AWAY MY BABIES DREAMIES

Haechan : The dreamies needeed dicks

Chimx13 : Imagine if baekhyun was put in the dreamies

Haechan : too loud

MulletIsNotOk : Some dreamies are hot af

Marshamallow : bb are u mentionning Mark ?

LemmeRestPLS : Wow thanks

MulletIsNotOk : I want to fuck Jeno he looks super hot during this last comeback we young

LemmeRestPLS : Wow he has good tastes

NCT leader : NO HE HAS NOT

LemmeRestPLS : We will take care of u hyung don't worry bro

Dobunyoung : I will not wtf

LemmeRestPLS : Who said that u were include

Haechan : i feel a bit betrayed

LemmeRestPLS : u fucked jeno and was fucked by Jeno stop talking shit

Haechan : No proof

Dobunyoung : you kept saying things like " Owh Jeno you looks so good like our leader"

LemmeRestPLS : LOL BRO GOT DICKS

MulletIsNotOk : Jealous boyfriendddsss

Haechan : y'all are deads

LemmeRestPLS : ok cutie

Haechan : Take it take it

LemmeRestPLS : IMCHOKING

MulletIsNotOk : BTS Y'ALL. Even if we act like that me and Minseok-hyung really care for each other

Marshmallow : if u say so

LemmeRestPLS : Xiumin sunbaenim has a kind heart,

LemmeRestPLS : Except when it comes to cleaning

Marshmallow : It's not true !

Dobunyoung : it's the same with TY

NiceCvocalTJaehyun : We all love TY with our heart

V_V : FEELS LIKE A HONEYMOOOON WHOOOOOWHOOOO's

NCT Leader : Oh.

NCT Leader : I suppose it's good

Random-japanese : Look at him acting like a tsundere again

V_V : wow cringee

Random-japanese : it's ok i'm a native don't worry

LemmeRestPLS : I'm cuddling with bro right now, he is half crying half acting all cold

LemmeRestPLS : don't believe in mark y'all

NCT Leader: ❤

MulletIsNotOk : Did Mark stole TY's phone, and TY phone took mark phone as a revenge

$uho : Y'ALL. I HAVE A MORE IMPORTANT NEW.

 

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Baekhyun changed his username to: Baekcat
Kyungsoo changed his username to : D.oiscute
Chanyeol changed his username to : ChanYOLO
Jongdae changed his username to : Chen-19
Minseok changed his username to : BerretAndIce
Sehun changed his username to : Sehunnie
Kim Taehyung changed his username to : VstanBAP
Jongin changed his username to : ArmsLogo

 

$uho : DID YALL SAW THE MV OF

ChanYOLO : P

Baekcat : O

DoIsCute : W

Chen-19 : E

Sehunnie : R

$uho : I HAD TO TAKE ALL OF THEIR PHONE TO DO THAT

BerretAndIce : That's why kyungsoo has this cute surname

VStanBAP : I saw it but I ONLY STAN T A L E N T

Baekcat : I THOYGHGT WER Z WERE A FAMILLY

VStanBAP : that's still Suho right lol

$uho : how did that dumb hoe know

D.oiscute : i got back my phone and wtf

VStanBAP : B A P I S S O T A L E N T E D L I K E O M G

BaekCat : Traitor u said that u will stream our bop

VStanBAP : "our" is kpop the true bop is honeymoon

Chimx13 : #TeamWeLike

Seagull : #TeamWeYoung

Chimx13 : i demand a divorce

T'esmien : Can I have chimchim now

Seagull : back the fuck hoe stay glued to ur fuckmate

ArmsLogo : It's soulmate i' m s o

T'esmien : wow don't cry babe

ArmsLogo : i'm not

Chimx13 : i'm not an object. I'm moving with Minseok-hyung

BerretAndIce : ur welcome at any moment

BaekCat : especially when we fuck

V_V : this is getting kinkier and kinkier

ChanYOLO : got my phobe back lol, not without hiding kyungsoo's one

$uho : I'm not saving ur ass this time

ChanYOLO : What is gonna happen seriously lol he is still a baby boy

BaekCat : #PrayForChanyeol2k17

ChanYOLO : Not gonna die without doing so much fanservice with ur non virgin ass that fans think we're married

Baekcat : if it was possible to marry a dick i would prefer marrying Minseok-Hyung's dick than ur ungratful dick

ChanYOLO : WoW I'M CALLING THE F b I

Chen-19 : WHO PLAYED WITH THE DREAMIES AGAIN FOR CALLING THE FBI

BerretandIce : STOP MAJ

$uho : I'm done

Baekcat : who had the balls to do u

$uho : i'm calling smtown

Baekcat : pls no pls

$uho : u need a new gf

Baecat : no pls i will be a good boy

Baekcat : i will be less loud

Baekcat : not smtown pls

Yoongi : better change company

Heechul : that's why us SuJu started to create our own label, like that we will woop woop from sm

Seagull : did yoongi-hyung just

Seagull : talked

VStanBAP : stop acting like that he is more active than u on twt

Youngukk : hi thanks for supporting us

VStanBAP : OMG CANIHAVE AN AUTOGRAPH hat is u r kakao ID I'm CHOK iNG

ChanYOLO : i thought u said

D.oIsCute : No chanyeol

$uho : No

BerretAndIce : No

BaekCat : Chanyeol ye

ChanYOLO : C H O G I W A

VStanBAP : what a flop

BaekCat: IM kfk2ghebeve to kiiil ehekdjrkz yaaa

$uho : Honeymoon doesn't even have 1m of view

VstanBAP : RIGHT IN MY HEART

Seagull : that slut has a heart

BaekCat : I'm cryinihgkavskdb

Yoongi : View don't counts for mesuring how a bop is a bop

VStanBAP : Yoongiii-hyuuuung

VStanBAP : THXS

Yoongi : I wasn't protecting ur ass

Random Japanese : Muchos tsundere

Tail : And now he is talking in spanish

Daddy : pretty sure it's not even a good spanish

Random Japanese : I T W A S

VStanBAP : I'm out of all of this shit bye y'all

VStanBAP : YONGUKK NOTICE ME. OR ANY BAP MEMBERS. I WILL PAY U

 

VstanBAP disconnected.

 

Yongukk : Uh ?

Baekcat : that hoe i swear

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Hoseok changed his username to : Actualsunshine

 

Yongukk : wtf someone is actually fan of us

Baekcat : ikr i tought u were dead

Zelo : i' calling the police

Baekcat : I'M CALLING TS

Youngjae : L M A O we are trigerred

Zelo : Bitch i'm not going to lose against him

Zelo : I AM CALING SM TOWN

Baekcat : Suho already did it v: 

Zelo : I know the number of ur ex

Baekcat : Which one

Zelo : UR VIRGIN ASS ONLY HAS 1 EX WTF

BerretAndIce : "virgin ass"

Sehunnie : ""virgin ass""

Chen-19 : That hoe is a bottom

Zelo : THERE IS SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO FUCK BAEK HERE

Baekcat : ur the only one virgin

Zelo : who knows ? c: 

Yongukk : w h y   i s    e v e r y o n e    l i k e   t h a t

Actualsunshine : Oh i forget to talk about u guys to v

Actualsunshine : i didn't know Taehyung was so much of a Baby

Chimx13 : *the fandom ofc

Zelo : Much kinky woah

Japanese Random : M U C H O S

Actualsunshine : BORITOS

Seagull : DESPACITO

Baekcat : Shitty song

BerretAndIce : About being slow for sex

Baekcat : no kinkshame but u know how i like it

Chimx13 : IF IT'S IN THE ASS WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING.

Baekcat : I'm calling the police

Tzuyu : wtf is that convo

Baekcat : OH MY GOD A NEW PERSON

Tzuyu : Who is that guy

Baeky: AREuASSUMiNgMyGeNDEr

Tzuyu : Lemme guess ur bi, loud and depressed

BerretAndIce : Wow she got it from the 1st try

Tzuyu : I'm habitued with those kind of...T H I N G S

Baekcat : SHE IS CALLING ME A THING. DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHO I AM.

Tzuyu : Hell i know i was just chatting with my members

Moemoe : With us, with us !

Japanese Random : idk who the hell is « moemoe » but i hope ur

Japanese Random : A

Moemoe : I A M N A T I V E

Japanese Random : Even more cringe wow

Moemoe : N I C O N I C O N I

Heechul-noona : Wow cute

Japanese Random : i'm crying sayonara intensifies , i a m d y in g from cringe

Tzuyu : Yeah i'm fucking out of this

Moemoe : NOOO TZUYUUUU

Heechul : Moemoe is soo cute

Zen_And_Certainly_not_drunk_Sana : GO AWYA WHAT THE DUCK

Zen_And_Certainly_not_drunk_Sana :DUCK*

Zen_And_Certainly_not_drunk_Sana : DICK OFF

Zen_And_Certainly_not_drunk : I AM OUT

DanceMonster : Do you mean : Fuck ?"

Baekcat :-( i wonder what is taehyung doing


Taehyung took a pair of cuter, he had to be precise. The album Blue just arrived today and he literally cried when he took "him" to the room he shares with Namjoon, Namjoon who wasn't there probably being busy with the new album. He put the album in his desk and keep staring at him. He was so beautiful. He started to cut precisly the plastic slowly, it was nerf breaking and he wanted to just admire the photobook, see who he got for the photocard, and listen to the bop the album is. He finally cutted the plastic and admired the cover, he took a picture of it, he had to send it to Bogum, he slowly opened the album half closing his eyes he was considering every possibility. Taehyung nearly fainted when he saw the photocard he got, finaly. V got his bias for the first time. He was not emotional. He just wasn't ready. Or was he emotional, he frankly didn't know at this point.

 

 


 

 

 

Baekhyun was nudged between Xiumin's legs, his boyfriend was playing with his hair for some hours now. Since Minseok's hair got cut by SM, Baekhyun understood how he felt and letted him tranquilly play. Baekhyun was chatting happily with everyone it was really fun and the members could have a rest without him shouting something dumb. Minseok started to kiss Baekhyun's neck, which got noticed immediatly by the younger. So he continued while baekhyun leaned into his sweet kisses.

" Baekhyun-ah..." started the older.
" Minseok-hyung ?"
" It wasn't you who started this conversation right ?"
" Maybe yes, maybe NO" he shouted happily.
And a voice, who belonged surely to Chen responded "WE DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU TWO FUCKING. AGAIN"
"WE ? " said Baekhyun.
" THE OTHER MEMBERS " Said Chen without breaking the activities of the couple by inviting himself in the room.

 

 

Minseok is connected.

 

 

BerretAndIce: We still don't know who the fuck started this conversation.

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Lee Taeyong cleared every username.

 

Taeyong : Y'all

Haechan : Owhh handsome

Yuta : So talented

Jaehyun : Can I be ur 1st fan

Johnny : so sexy

Ten : so hot

Mark : SO WHAT WE HOT WE YOUNG

Doyoung : wtf is happening why is everyone so in love with TY

Taeyong : i was just going to ask them what they wanted to eat tonight

Yuta : ur a s s

Haechan : +1

Jaehyun : Wow so direct

Johnny : I must agree lmao

Taeil : Oh my god

Taeyong : Why is everyone like that

Jeno : bc everyone loves u

Taeyong : MY BABY

Haechan : Oh TY is crying

Haechan : Aigoo even when crying he is handsome

Baekhyun : Something kinda strange happens to me

Yeri : Wow stop killing our song it was not made for basical vocalist with shitty voice

Baekhyun : ;-;

Zelo : THAT GIRL IS SO SAVAGE

Taeyeon : it's my education

Baekhyun : back the fuck i'm not alone anymore :c

Minseok : I have things to do baekhyun

Baekhyun : I AM SLEEPING WITH CHANYEOL THIS NIGHT

Minseok : ok

Baekhyun : ehh not funny. Chanyeol dick is impossible to see

Sunny : Poor little thing

Chanyeol : SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR I AM

Mark : V isn't here so. Y'all b e t t e r check GOOD THING. From N c t I l i C h I L

Tiffany : ohh Sunny ur here

Sunny : yeah idk why

Yoona : I AM ALSO HERE

Sunny : yeahhhhh

Tiffany : look at at these kids

 

V is connected.

 

Jungkook : '-'

Jimin : '-'

Baekhyun _._/

Baekhyun : -.-/

Baekhyun : ._./

Baekhyun : '-'/ ☆

Baekhyun : ^-^/ ☆

V : ☆ \v_v

V : ☆\V^V

Jimin : w t f

Mark : ❤ me to Donghyuck

Haechan : wow back the fuck i'm loyal to Jeno

Haechan : and to other handsome members

Haechan : Yuta-hyung, Taeyong-hyung

Chen : couples drama

Sehun : where is the popcorn

Chanyeol : DON'T FORGET ME

Zelo : I'M IN WOW

Jungkook : wtf who is Zelo

V : my soulmate back the fuck "golden" maknae

Taeyong : Poor thing

Taeyong : You can come with us

Jungkook : no thanks sm is shitty lol

Wendy : Even SM's water taste bad

Yeri : SM's water taste like bad water and bad promotion

Jaemin : WOw I AGrEE

Taeyong : MY BABY IS ALIVE

Doyoung : the fuck TY u are sleeping with me this night

Jaemin : i wasn't trying to stole hyung :c

Taeyong : I love you doyoung

Doyoung : Tskkk

Doyoung : i love u too

Taeyong : ❤

Yuta : i'm going to give attention to cutie winwin

Winwin : sorry if i don't talk too much my korean is bad

Yuta : CUTE I'M CHOKING

Jaehyun : MUST PROTECT

Taeyong : AGREE AGREE

Hoseok : Out of subject but.

Hoseok : Wow ikon is really talented

V : I K R

V : but i prefer Bap

Hoseok : they dance well

Kai : "well"

Hoseok : go back to sleep

Hoseok : Lemme cry about how bling bling is a bop

Hoseok : wow i slowly start to act like Taehyung

V : i'm happy v.v

Kai : ;-;

Taemin : *patpat*

Baekhyun : are they roleplaying

Baekhyun : * touch minseok's dick*

Baekhyun : oops wanted to type hair

Minseok : ur not getting anything tonight

Chen : Wow so bitter

Jackson : did y'all knew that dick in french is "bite"

Sehun : tho not a good idea to bite a duck

Sehun : i mean dick

Suho : "duck" i'm crying

Sehun : ANGRY REACT ONLY

Baekhyun : boi we're not on fb

Chanyeol : ANGRY REACT INTENSIFIES

Baekhyun : wow

Baekhyun : how can people ship us

Baekhyun : that's the real question

Baekhyun : Y'ALL HAVE LIKE 4 HOURS FOR IT.

 

 

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       Taehyung observed the beauty of Zelo's photocard. Seriously he had to protect that photocard, he was even maybe going to try to ask the members to sign it. But will they notice him ? Taehyung didn't know for sure. But he had a lot of hopes and a strong wallet. Taehyung was going to close the album to go search for a protection film, when he noticed that something was unusual with his album.

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

       Today it was Doyoung's turn to sleep with Taeyong and he was quite excited and nervous about it. Even if it seemed like he hated him, all of this was just because they were really close "friends". He would never try to hurt the feelings of the leader because he already had so much problems, and it was so hurtful.
He knocked at the door of Taeyong's room and waited, the leader shouted right away "It's open" and as he said he opened the door. He walked a few steps and was welcomed with a excellent view. Taeyong was bare faced his sweet pink hair were a bit messy, his bangs were stuck in his forehead he must have washed himself before and, oh, he was just so beautiful.

 

- "Doyoung-ah don't stay beside the door !"

 

Doyoung walked silently listening to his hyung and sat in the bed.

 

- "Aigoo my Doyoungie~"

 

       Taeyong sat on his laps and Doyoung sweared he was blushing a bit by the sudden move, he put is arms on the older waist and letted his head rest on Taeyong's shoulder, he had such a protective presence that he felt a peace just being like that. They didn't move for a moment. Taeyong was caressing lovingly Doyoung's back, but stopped when Doyoung started to mumble something and bursted into tears. Taeyong turned to face Doyoung a bit surprised by the younger's sudden action.

 

" Hyung, I'm so sorry" said Doyoung not without tiny pauses between his quiet sobs

 

Taeyong held Doyong's head between his hand and obligated him to look directly at his eyes.

 

" Why are you apologizing ?"

" I am afraid that I was maybe a bit mean today again"

Taeyong deposed a kiss in his forehead and pinched his cheeks.

"Aigooo what happened to my Doyoung !"

" Hyung" he whinned " It hurts"

" I want to have my Doyoung's back"

The older started to kiss him while following a path from his month and gradually lowered his kisses and stopped to his neck to tickles him. He smiled a bit because he saw a little smile creep into Doyoung's face so he threw him off the bed and sat on him to prevent him from moving. He opened the 3 first buttons of this shirt and pulled back his hair he knew he had effects on everyone and lowkey enjoyed it. Doyoung started to grab his hips pressing them against him, Taeyong was really so much for him.

" I missed you baby" moaned softly Taeyong.

"Oh shit" mumbled Doyoung "Hyung..."

" We're going to play all night long~"

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 


V is now connected.

 

VStanBAP : Y'ALL I GOT ZELO'S CARD

TY_Occupied : wow

Ty_Occupied : I forget to turn off the notif

Japanese hentai : Wow wonder what is happening ohohoh

Baeky: there are some peope who can get fucked and text i'm crying y'all are too soft

VStanBAP: Hoe '-'

Minseok : wow i feel like the " '-' " is overused by someone

FluffyBlueHair : THAT'S WHAT WE CALL

Kyungsoo : I- IF YOU DO A JOKE ABOUT OVERDOSE I AM LEAVING

FluffyBlueHair : U did it urself :^)

Baeky : Chanyeol : 1

Baeky : D.O : 0

Baeky : and Xiumin : the 12 of my 10

Minseok : Cheesy

Baeky : ❤

BeYoungDoTy : wow who changed my username iam

TY_Occupied : neither didn't noticed mine

Baeky : WOW HOW WAS THE SEX

TY_Occupied : wtf i'm doing nothing in a house where there are childs

ßuho : IF BAEKHYUN COULD LISTEN TO U

ßuho : SEHUN BECAME LIKE THAT BC OF HIM

Baeky : What loud ? A meme lord ? Evil maknae ?

ßuho : ADDICTED TO DICKS

Baeky : Aaah this

Baeky : DUNNO WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT.

Zelo : That hoe has a lot to say

Bobby : IKR

Zelo : the fuck is that person

Pied_Pipper_Nose : I AM CRYING

Pied_Pipper_Nose : CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH

VstanBAP : oh my

VstanBAP : ZELO-OPPA

Zelo : lol cringe yes ?

VstanBAP : IAMCRYINGHENOTICEDME

WinLose : Y'all

Japanese Hentai : CUTIE

WinLose : Yuta what does "hentai" means ?

Ty_Occupied : DON'SEARCHITONGOOGLE

FashionEvaluation : OH MY GOD

Mark : IS HE GOING TO SEARCH WHAT IT MEANS

FashionEvaluation : that's why only a few people can sing whiplash

JaeyongIsAGoodShip : EXACTLY

BeYoungDoTY : JAEHYUN CHANGE UR USERNAME

JaeyongIsAGoodShip : :c

Ty_Occupied : Jealous bunny

Ty_Occupied : i'm ur tonight don't worry

Baeky : AND HE SAID NO SEX

Ty_Occupied : we can cuddle

StopJisung2k17 : while HE whipes u to wake up ㄴㅁㄴ

VstanBAP : Oppaaa

Zelo : o m g

Zelo : say it a g a i n

VstanBAP : >||||||<

Taeil : Wow

Taeil : The new nct subunit

EyebrowsAreSeagulls : THEY BETTER BE JOKING ABOUT PUTTING ME IN

Ty_Occupied : i want to fight sm

Ty_Occupied : but i'm weak

Jeno : so fake

Jeno : stop lying

Jeno : why is ㅋㅋmy dad like that

ßuho : if we fight smtown

ßuho : MAYBE SEHUN WILL GET MORE LINES

Sehunnie : :v less line =more true fan

Sehunnie : 'am not like baek full of fake stan

Ty_Occupied : ;-; sorry jeno i failed

BeYoungDoTy : wtf his pride just

Tail : disappeared indeed.

Baeky : how the fuck said i had fake stan

Baeky : FIGHT ME HOE

 

 

 

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OldDadOfDNA : YA

BaekStanBTS : DID U SEE MY BAG DID U SEE MY BAG

ChADN : *korean*

SehumASong : HOW U THINK BOUT THAT HOW U THINK BOUT THAT

OldDadOfDNA : I LIKE THAT

Silverery : YA

OldDadOfDNA : Y A

ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : y a

SerendipityIsAJikookSong  : Why are they like that

BaekStanBTS : THIS ALBUM IS A FLOP POWER WHO

O.DdAndTired : I hope u will be fired

Suho : i'm calling sm town

BaekStanBTS : M I N S E O K B A B E S A V E M E

Silvery : SAVE ME IS A HELLAH GOOD SONG

Mint-bluey-Suga : J-HÔOOOOOOOÔOOÔOOOÔOOÔOOOOOOOOOPE

UrHopeIsAnOrange : ^-^

BaekStanBTS : imagine if each time someone did the thing to me i had to be loud

Mint-Bluey-Suga : I'm just letting my inner enthusiastic Hobi stan exprime himself in a innocent way

BaekStanBTS : THEY ALL SAY THAT :v

Mint-Bluey-Suga : "they" where the fuck are the other hobi stan

OldDadOfDNA : U THOUGHT U WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THIS WORLD FHSYKCZJLNC

Silvery : wow jin-hyung became all red while writting this furiously

OldDafOfDNA : TKFKFKCUG LCUFFUCJXFFTX5

IgotLines : Wow they are always ungratful toward the older of the group

Tail : ikr, always...

OldDadOfDNA : sleeping .on. us

Yongukk : it depends

Zelo : the old is talking

Bobby : u respect nothing

Zelo : L O L

Silvery : ;^; Zelo

Zelo : ... V right ?

Silvery : IUFVHITUVUITGHVIUGHVUIGHVIU

Zelo : wtf

UrAngelIsAnOrange : ; - ; b o b b y

SerendipityIsAJikookSong : Wow people are actually enjoying this Comeback.

ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA: ikr

SerendipityIsAJikookSong : I think that people may be enjoying serendipity

ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : jiminie's song are always the best

Silvery : BAP > Jimin

ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : return sucking the dicks of zelo we don't need u

SerendipityIsAJikookSong : Baaabyyyyy excuse yourself

ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : tsk. Choke on a dick Taetae

Silvery : v: i will choke on a good dick

BaekStanBTS : THAT WAS MY LINE

Silvery : After all i'm not sucking a small chilly pepper

BaekStanBTS : do u think we should compare the size of sehun and jimin's dick ?

ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : I hope u will never get ever fucked by anyone Baekhyun

ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : I hope u will never win any game  Taehyung

SerendipityIsAJikookSong : At last I have the boyfriend with the most  muscles

BaekStanBTS : MINSEOK-HYUNG ITUIUIUFNRN IUVVNEI

ChADN : MIC MIC BUNGEE

BaekStanBTS : MIC MIC BUNGEE

ChADN : MIANHAE EOMMA

SerendipityIsAJikookSong : I love u jk

ThereIsNoneVkookInDN : they stopped fighting quickly wow

 

Jeno set his username to ImissJaemin

Taeyong set his username to TyWantsHansolToDebut

Winwin set his username to WhereIsKun

 

UrAngelIsAnOrange : ;- ;

UrAngelIsAnOrange : Tae has a lot of chance, BAP noticed him ;-; 

ChADN : BTW

ChADN : was it better than my chogiwa or my yo nice skirt

O.DdAndTired : Way better

ChADN : thx

O.DdAndTired : I was trying to say that ur lines were shitty

Suho : WHATDIDUSAID

O.DdAndTired : Oh no. He is here.

Silvery : Is Kyungsoo always like that ?

MomoGotUrGirl : He sounds like a tsundere

ArigatoMan : TY is the only tsundere we need

TaeyongWantsHansolToDebut : I don't see why

ArigatoMan : See

MomoGotUrGirl : He is like a real manhwa character

TzuYoStop : Annoying.

Taeyomie :....

Jaehyun : TAEIL DID THE " ..."

ArigatoMan : :o oh no

Taeyeomie : Ty isn't annoying.

Daniel : EEEEHHHH A FIGHT???!!!

IgotLines  : oml

Daniel : HELLO EVERYONE KFGDFCF I FINISHED MY SCHEDULE

Kai : MY FAN

IgotLines  : MY BRO

SerendipityIsAJikookSong : MY FRIEND

5HINEE-Taemin : SOMEONE I USED TO KNOW

Jonghyun : no taemin this joke isn't funny anymore

Minho : go back jdudhdjdjdydydu to sleep maknae jxychvuvug ur jokes are really bad like he said cjcjcuc

Daniel : : o

5HINEE-Taemin : so loud

Kai : baby 

5HINEE-Taemin : sorry i had a lot of work

SehumASong : I feel alone, idk can anyone fuck me really good

 

 

Daniel set his username to IMissJelly.

 

Xiumin :Oh it's true u can't eat them anymore

IMissJelly : I cried a bit

Seongwu : U ate too much of them

IMissJelly : NOT U TOO ONGIE

Seongwu : I need to be honest

IMissJelly : ; - ;

IMissJelly : Is this the end of ongniel ? ;w;

 

Seongwu set his username to Ongniel is Science

 

Ongniel is Science : NO UGGKVFUF

IMissJelly : :)

SerendipityIsAJikookSong : He is so innocent i'm choking

IMissJaemin : Oh

TyWantsHansolToDebut : Ah

WhereIsKun : Eh

IMissJaemin : Dad ur embarassing

TyWantsHansolToDebut : My baby-

Haechan : Touché coulé

TyWantsJaemin : He prefers Jaehyun idc

IMissJaemin : He is crying

BaekStanBTS : I HAVE STRONG FLASHBACK

Haechan : Taeyong is good at crying

Haechan : but there is a thing nobody can beat ty

Haechan : and it's

Haechan : hoe u thought i was going to say it this easy

TyWantsHansolToDebut : "hoe" MARK WHY DID U TAUGHT THE BABY A BAD WORD