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This is really a long ass conversation.

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A new chatroom has been created.

NCT leader : What's happening ?

LEMMERESTPLS : Ho hi lol i think someone created a group chatroom i wonder who is thereeeee

V_V : ARE YOU READY FOR TROUBLE

Chimx13 : MAKE IT DOUBLE

Seagull : ya don't forget me

MulletIsNotOk : Someone said T R O U B L E

LEMMERESTPLS : NOW PUT YA VOICE CHERRY BOMB

Haechan : yo shut ur mouth Mark it's not even the good lyrics

NCT leader : They are all facing puberty sorry sunbaenims

$uho: don't worry, it's the same here

Chanyeol : I JUST READ THAT NONODY DID THE " C H E R R Y B O M B B R E A K S"

OoSooD.o : Isn't that in Ko Ko Bop dumb dumb and dumber.

V_V : DUMB AND DUMBER IS A G00D SONG FIGHT ME HOE

OoSooD.O : ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ....

MulletIsNotOk : TAEEEEEHYUUUUUNG

V_V : BAEKHYUUUUUUUUN

MulletIsNotOk: Where is the hyung l m a o

Sehun : I'm n O t the maknae o m Y

LEMMERESTPLS : Y'ALL BROS LISTEN TO ME. Y'ALL SHOULD EXPLAIN WHYG DA CONV IS HRE

Haechan : At some point that "bro" lost his english lol

Chimx13 : Wtfishappening again

T'esmiens : Bae

PrettyBoi : IS HONEY CHEATING ON ME AGAIN.

PrettyBoi : BAEx2

Seagull : yo bakup hoes that's my bf

T'esmiens : best

Prettyboi : friend

T'esmiens : bro...

Prettyboi : homo tho lol

$uho : Tho that bitch was with Krystal just a week before

Prettyboi : Sm wanted a second "heteroboi" bc ballet and being straight isn't possible for people

Chimx13 : They are k i n d a right

T'esmiens : ikkkrrr

MulletIsNotOk: They did the same with meㅠㅠ I HAD TO GO OUT WITH TAEYEON Y'ALL

Fanny : Wow

Mulletisnotokay : no if that crazy jealous bitch hoe is here

@S<3NE : Yo

MulletIsNotOk : THAT CRAZY BITCH pt2 WANTED TO PUNCH ME BC I HAD A HIGH NOTE WRONG

Marshmallow : bb sucked my dick too much so he got a sore voice

MulletIsNotOk : Mindaddy is exposing me

V_V : THOSE H O E S

NCT leader : There are minors HERE

LEMMERESTPLS : turned 18 bro

Haechan : talked about sucking dick bro

Dobunyoung : My baby don't like it when you come around.

Haechan : or "Baby don't cry" by Jaehyun

OoSooD.o : Isn't that our song.

NiceCvocalTJaehyun : I W A S S H Y

Tail : i'm the one shy here wow

Bunyoung : ur not when it comes to sucking TY's dick

Haechan : Booming system up up t y track t y track

NiceCvocalTJaehyun : TY fucked and was fucked by everyone.

NCT leader : not the dreamies wtf

Marshmallow : I got Mark's ass

NCT leader : Same

MulletIsNotOk : c h e a t i n g

Marshmallow : Baby ur the biggest hoe of this group, u said u was ok, we even had this threesome with Daniel

Seagull : BusanBoyz r tasty r8 ?

Chimx13 : He le a rtn eveethin form me

Seagull : babe r u cryin

Chimx13 : y es im emtionzl

MulletIsNotOk : Bf being gross

NCT leader : gross u should clean it

Dobunyoung : idk if i should feel sad or just laught at our leader

Tail : Taeyong-ah just love cleaning

MulletIsNotOk : boi he isn't alone

Marshmallow : S O M E O N E S A I D C L E A N I N G, i had such a bad time learning to Daniel.

MulletIsNotOk : But boi does he has stamina

V_V : Y'ALL ARE HOES

Seagull : U sucked more dick than i have done my ko ko bop hair

Chanyeol : Yo nice skirt

OoSooD.o : That's ou song pt2 and fuck off Chanyeol.

Chanyeol : Stay the fuck ou of this conversation, I just wanted to sing my line

Daddy : Owh that's a hell long of a conversation

Chen : as long as my

$uho : High note

Sehun : Pants

Chanyeol : not ur hair

Daddy : Dick idk i never saw it lol

NiceCvocalTJaehyun : BTW THE FOREIGN SWAGGERS ARE HERE

LEMMERESTPLS : yo yo

Daddy : Wassup wassup

StopAegyo/Wendy : SOMEONE SAID GOOD ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION

DanceMonster : OH. I'M IN.

JacksonOfABitch : AITE AITE AITE AITE AITE

MulletIsNotOk : GOT ME FEELIN LIKE A PAPILLON

JacksonOfABitch : When did y'all became fluent in english especially u baek

MulletIsNotOk : Idk but ur song is good boi

LEMMERESTPLS : We're high on ko ko candy

OoSooD.o : Why is everyone taking our concept

Chanyeol : Chill

Oohdoosoo : That's what you will be after

Marshmallow : wow not any abuse related to the icey frozey right in front of my salad

MulletIsNotOk : Is the meat ur dick bc sure i'm hungry

V_V : That hoe is my friend

MulletIsNotOk : pretty sure ur masturbating while reading this

Jin : i'm in the same room as him and i can confirm that

Daughter of Satan: Wow gross take a pick and use it as blackmail material

Ouyja : Idk if it will works on that slut i think it will turn in on more than afraid him

MulletIsNotOk: Oh here is one of my side GF

Ouyja : back away ugly hoe

MulletIsNotOk : I A M C RYING

Marshmallow : i'm fucking ur ass tonight

Chimx13 : Can we join ?

MulletIsNotOk : more dicks = more funs

@S<3NE : Pussies are better

Fanny: Wow I agree so much

V_V : Wow i can still feel a bit of saltynessin the air

DanceMonster : Do u mean, saltyness

V_V : SHHHSHSHSHHS

Prettyboi : Is that bc i had to date Krystal, and Krystal is Jessica's sister and also ur

Prettyboi : e

Chenmel : AAAAAAAAAAA H AAAAAAAA EEEEEEH WWWWW

Prettyboi : FUCK OFF KCJXKVOBYC

MulletIsNotOk : FUCKME

Marshmallow : IWILL

V_V : PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME UP

Sehun : DICK ME DICK ME DICK ME UP

Chenmel : DUCK ME DUCK ME DUCK ME UP

NCT leader : y'all are sure ur ok

Chenmel : i had to shout idk why

Haechan : is he being fucked by someone

Sehun : idk but if yes CAN U S H A R E

OoSooD.o : Hornies, singles,

V_V : hoes

Marshmallow : YOUNG

LEMMERESTPLS : FREE

Heechul-noona : more like sexy free and single

Daughter of satan : this grandpa is still alive wow

Yu-Gi-Oh : Yeri is right how can he be alive

Heechul-noona : y'all are like 20 year too young to be considered as Evil Maknaes.

Daughter of Evil : i think a ghost is trying to speak to us but ??? ?

Yu-Gi-Oh : same here

Heechul-noona: at last i kissed more boys than y'all

MulletIsNotOk : I had more dicks than y'all

Seagull : Quantity over Quality

MulletIsNotOk : Hyung's dick is gold shut thefuckup put a dixk in ur mouth

Seagull : i'm doing it right now

Chimx13 : i can send a photo

LemmeRestPLS : GO

Sehun : FOR

Daughter of Evil : not sure we will see it tho

Ouyja : IKR it must be inexsita- how do we write this shit

Chimx13 : u lil shit

Minseok : i feel

Minseok : abandonned/betrayed idk

MulletIsNotOk : Miiinseeoook

MulletIsNotOk : Daaaddy

MulletIsNotOk : Ooops typo i was going to write Xiumin

V_V : Stop lying

V_V : u don't want to choke on dick

Chenmel : Pretty sure he wants it more than anyone here

Sehun : even more than me&Chen

Haechan : Even more than all NCT's members

NCT leader : U ARE STILL UNDERRAGE I DON'T WANT THE FBI TO TAKE AWAY MY BABIES DREAMIES

Haechan : The dreamies needeed dicks

Chimx13 : Imagine if baekhyun was put in the dreamies

Haechan : too loud

MulletIsNotOk : Some dreamies are hot af

Marshamallow : bb are u mentionning Mark ?

LemmeRestPLS : Wow thanks

MulletIsNotOk : I want to fuck Jeno he looks super hot during this last comeback we young

LemmeRestPLS : Wow he has good tastes

NCT leader : NO HE HAS NOT

LemmeRestPLS : We will take care of u hyung don't worry bro

Dobunyoung : I will not wtf

LemmeRestPLS : Who said that u were include

Haechan : i feel a bit betrayed

LemmeRestPLS : u fucked jeno and was fucked by Jeno stop talking shit

Haechan : No proof

Dobunyoung : you kept saying things like " Owh Jeno you looks so good like our leader"

LemmeRestPLS : LOL BRO GOT DICKS

MulletIsNotOk : Jealous boyfriendddsss

Haechan : y'all are deads

LemmeRestPLS : ok cutie

Haechan : Take it take it

LemmeRestPLS : IMCHOKING

MulletIsNotOk : BTS Y'ALL. Even if we act like that me and Minseok-hyung really care for each other

Marshmallow : if u say so

LemmeRestPLS : Xiumin sunbaenim has a kind heart,

LemmeRestPLS : Except when it comes to cleaning

Marshmallow : It's not true !

Dobunyoung : it's the same with TY

NiceCvocalTJaehyun : We all love TY with our heart

V_V : FEELS LIKE A HONEYMOOOON WHOOOOOWHOOOO's

NCT Leader : Oh.

NCT Leader : I suppose it's good

Random-japanese : Look at him acting like a tsundere again

V_V : wow cringee

Random-japanese : it's ok i'm a native don't worry

LemmeRestPLS : I'm cuddling with bro right now, he is half crying half acting all cold

LemmeRestPLS : don't believe in mark y'all

NCT Leader: ❤

MulletIsNotOk : Did Mark stole TY's phone, and TY phone took mark phone as a revenge

$uho : Y'ALL. I HAVE A MORE IMPORTANT NEW.