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[squipsquad currently has: 7 members online]

jerrybean: dudes 

jerrybean: it's the first day of college and i'm already fucked

cupid: aww you miss your boyfriend??

jerrybean: yes

jerrybean: but that's not the point

gay™: he misses me!! i can die happy

jake-a-cake: dorks

jerrybean: GUYS this is important

jerrybean: it turns out

jerrybean: i'm really not good with blood

dick: HA UR FUCKED

cupid: i gotta agree with rich. not your best move

canoozle: jeremy that's like going to theater school without being able to sing

dick: so like you??

cupid: SHOTS FIRED

dick: im kidding im kidding

dick: i love u christine

canoozle: eh

dick: EXCUSE

dick: yknow what. im tired ill just accept the rejection

gay™: anyways

gay™: jeremy. sweetie. darling. the love of my life. 

gay™: why the /fuck/ did you go to med school if you're not good with blood

jerrybean: I DIDNT KNOW I WASNT

jerrybean: BUT SOMEONE FELL AND SCRAPED THEIR KNEE PRETTY GOOD

jerrybean: AND I WAS LIKE

jerrybean: hahaimfine.jpg

jerrybean: IMFUCKED.jpg

jerrybean: in that order

canoozle: where did you find those

jerrybean: i have an extensive meme collection

gay™: i can confirm

gay™: you all thought his hard drive was filled with porn?

gay™: nope

gay™: it's memes

dick: he once showed me a pepe that even /i/ haven't seen

cupid: jeremy. wtf. why do you have pepes

jerrybean: i keep an extensive collection of every meme

jerrybean: just let me live

cupid: i'm never gonna forgive you for having an extensive collection of memes

jerrybean: but what if i show you

jerrybean: this.jpg

canoozle: jeremy no

jake-a-cake: jeremy yes

jerrybean: thank you jake

jake-a-cake: ur welcome boo

dick: im breaking up with you

jake-a-cake: rude

brookie: anyways how tf did you go from talking about how jerry here's fucked to memes

jennabun: isn't that always what happens?

brookie: true

gay™: while i love talking to all of you (mostly jeremy tho) i have to go to class

canoozle: ooh! what do you have??

gay™: intro to film scoring

gay™: it's gonna be lit, berklee is great so far

jerrybean: MY BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY SUCK IT

brookie: we get it you love him

brookie: but i'm proud of michael, that's a p big feat

jerrybean: HELL YEAH IT IS

gay™: but seriously i have to go

brookie: bye

dick: adios dude

jake-a-cake: see ya

canoozle: good luck!!!!!

jennabun: have fun !

jerrybean: FUCKING BEAT EVERYONES ASSES WHO TRIES TO GET IN YOUR WAY YOURE THE BEST MUSICIAN THERE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT

cuipd: two types of people

[gay™ went offline]

jerrybean: sad.jpg

jennabun: jeremy no sad kermit memes make me sad

jerrybean: sharemypain.jpg

jennabun: no.vid

jerrybean: fine.jpg

cupid: dorks