Palom: Man this climbing Mt. Ordeals things sure is an ordeal...ha ha, get it?
Porom: Don't make me give you brain damage (again), brother.
Cecil: Hey look, it's Tellah!
(It is indeed Tellah.)
Porom: Wow! Sage Tellah!
Tellah: Blah blah blah I will get revenge on Golbez when I learn Meteo!
Palom: Oh, I learned that spell at like level 50. That was a long time ago.
Palom: Really? (Casts Meteo on some hapless zombies.)
Tellah: ...What is this? A child who knows the legendary Meteo...! How can this be?
Cecil: We did some power leveling on a peninsula north of here. Got a hot tip about some strong monsters up there. Excuse me, I have to kill this zombie. (Kills this zombie.)
Porom: Yes, we spent a lot of time on that peninsula. My brother has been insufferable ever since. Oops, one more. (Casts White on a zombie.)
Tellah: ...I know some strong spells too! (Uses Recall and accidentally casts Toad on himself.) Ribbit!
Palom: Yeah we'll take over things from here 'kay thanks.
- 0 - 0 -
Palom: Boom chicka Flare!
Scarmiglione: Hissssssssssssssssssss! I'm back!
Porom: Cure4! White! Life2!
Scarmiglione: ...Curse you small children! (Falls off bridge.)
Cecil: Well that was refreshing. I could get used to sitting back and doing nothing! Isn't retirement great, Tellah?
- 0 - 0 -
Cecil: I have...defeated my dark side!
Palom: Woooot! Cecil, you da man, man!
Porom: ...I think you weren't supposed to attack it? There was a voice saying not to attack it.
Tellah: Yes, the true way of the Paladin is to defend, not to kill.
Cecil: Oh. Is that what the voice in the sky meant when it said "You must not fight now?"
Tellah: Yes! Obviously!
Cecil: But...I still won, sooooo.
Palom: Yeah whatevs, that was rad, man.
Tellah: Grumble grumble stupid level 99 folks blasting their way through everything.
Cecil: ...! Wait...!
Palom: Uh on. Two ellipses + exclamation marks...!
Cecil: I...I think I'm Level 1 again!
Palom: (Pokes Cecil, who falls over.) Uh oh. Dude.
Porom: Oh dear.
Tellah: (A look of unadulterated Schadenfreudian glee spreads like peanut butter across his face.) So these are the vaunted powers of the legendary paladin!
Cecil: !)#&!?' "%! What is the new ability I got? Cover? What happened to my !`#%#& evil blasty thing?
Porom: (Covers ears.) Eeee, that's not very holy language.
Palom: Aw, it's not so bad, bro! We can have fun powering you up again. At least your stats don't go down when you level up, unlike the elderly.
Tellah: Shut up.
(Cecil is too busy weeping to respond.)
Porom: Cecil, Palom's right for once! I'm sure we'll have a great time fighting our way down the mountain.
Tellah: Yes, I want to try out my old spells! I suddenly remember how to use them all again. And Meteo!
Palom: Cool, we can blast our way through everything! Right, Cecil?
Cecil: (Sniffling.) I guess so...
(They get into their first fight and Cecil discovers all his expensive armour has been replaced with a crappy Cloth shirt.)
Cecil: ...I want to be evil again.
Tellah: Heh heh heh heh heh.