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Stu: When are you coming? I’ve been waiting for 3 hours!

Stu: Noodle if you didn’t wanna come you could have at least told me

Stu: No but really! There’s even this weird dude that won’t stop looking at me. If I die and I’m being raped it’ll be your fault

Muds: I’m not Noodle

Stu: Of course you’re Noodle! What are you talking about?

Muds: You texted the wrong number. I’m Murdoc. Not Noodle.

Stu: Oh.

Stu: Well if I’m being raped or killed or whatever it will still be your fault.