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Not Your Mother's Apocalypse

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The gang found Giles at his usual place in the library, hunched over a tattered and stained old book.

"What'cha reading?" asked Buffy.

Giles removed his glasses. "Oh no, he's cleaning the glasses. Must be bad news." said Xander.

"It's a prophecy that speaks of an upcoming apocalypse. But this is very...unusual." Giles said.

"Well good!" Xander said. "These everyday ordinary apocalypses are getting boring."

"What does it say?" Willow asked.

"It talks about 'The Vampire Who Sparkles' and 'The Shirtless Werewolf'. And I believe this word." He pointed at the musty old manuscript. "Can be translated as 'team'".