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Boomerang

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I had, upon occasion, found it convenient to be tall, rather good-looking, and possessed of a respectable amount of both hair and wit. There are advantages to being fascinating to women, and I’d used them. At least, I’d used the advantages. It’s so much simpler to decipher a puzzle when some bird-brained girl has explained the whole thing. But what on earth was I to do when the bird-brained girl I’d met fascinated me? When she asked me to be her partner in crime? Nothing for it, I’m afraid, except to ask her to be my partner for all time.