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What would we do without Mrs. Hudson?
What would we do without Mrs. Hudson?
What would we do without Mrs. Hudson?
Bad-ass mother figure!

Way, hey, and up she rises
Way, hey, and up she rises
Way, hey, and up she rises
Bad-ass mother figure!

She used to be an exotic dancer
She used to be an exotic dancer
She used to be an exotic dancer
Bad-ass mother figure!

Way, hey, she’s got a hip now
Way, hey, she’s got a hip now
Way, hey, she’s got a hip now
But she still can shake it!

She’s got a soft spot for our Sherlock
She’s got a soft spot for our Sherlock
She’s got a soft spot for our Sherlock
So she let him move in

Way, hey, to Baker Street, now
Way, hey, to Baker Street, now
Way, hey, to Baker Street, now
Bad-ass mother figure!

Then she met John, a lovely doctor
Then she met John, a lovely doctor
Then she met John, a lovely doctor
She offered him a bedroom

Way, hey, if they’ll be needing two
Way, hey, if they’ll be needing two
Way, hey, if they’ll be needing two
There’s all sorts around here

She’s their landlady, not their housekeeper
She’s their landlady, not their housekeeper
She’s their landlady, not their housekeeper
Bad-ass mother figure!

Way, hey, but still she makes tea
Way, hey, but still she makes tea
Way, hey, but still she makes tea
And some scones and biscuits

She’s shipped Johnlock from the start, oh
She’s shipped Johnlock from the start, oh
She’s shipped Johnlock from the start, oh
Matchmaking Mrs. Hudson

Way, hey, she’ll bring them together
Way, hey, she’ll bring them together
Way, hey, she’ll bring them together
Clever Mrs. Hudson

Then she will need her herbal soothers
Then she will need her herbal soothers
Then she will need her herbal soothers
When those boys get noisy

Way, hey, they’ll wake her up, oh
Way, hey, they’ll wake her up, oh
Way, hey, they’ll wake her up, oh
Early in the morning

So she will offer John a ball gag
So she will offer John a ball gag
So she will offer John a ball gag
To keep Sherlock quiet

Way, hey, we know she’s kinky
Way, hey, we know she’s kinky
Way, hey, we know she’s a kinky
Bad-ass mother figure!