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"Angela, I don't like this."
"Like what? The bathroom?"
"This Brian Krakow thing."
"Sharon, there is no thing. And anyway it's none of your business, okay?"
"Angela, it is my business."
"No, it's not."
"You can't just be with someone because you like a letter they wrote you. You can't, like, be with someone just because they, like... want to be with you so badly."
"I don't recall asking your opinion."
"Well, you're going to hear it anyway!"
"Get away from the door, Sharon. Really. You're embarrassing yourself!"
"Angela, just because you liked the letter doesn't mean you like Brian."
"You know, I went off with Jordan and that really didn't go so well, so I think that Brian is -- "
"Okay, look. Do you, like, remember when we were, like, ten? And we both had that crush on Donnie Wahlberg?"
"Oh, from the New Kids on the Block? Of course I remember. He was so -- "
"Okay, and you remember how your mother told us that boys in bands are always a bad bet? Because you, like, fall in love with their music, but, like, that's not who they are?"
"Yeah, and we laughed at her. So?"
"So you remember how when we were, like, thirteen, he was arrested because he, like, beat someone up or something? Well, this thing with Brian? It's like that."
"I know you aren't saying that Brian is going to beat someone up."
"Pay attention, Angela!"
"Angelika!"
"Rayanne, Sharon thinks Brian is going to beat someone up."
"Really? Who? Jordan? How exciting! Like, a real rumble! I have to tell Ti -- "
"That is not what I said. I just. I just don't think that Angela has really thought this Brian thing through."
"He's not a very good kisser."
"What the hell -- you guys can, like, stay here and talk about my love life if you want to, but I am leaving. Brian and I are none of your business. If anything, you should be happy now, because, Rayanne, he'll stop mooning over you, and you can have Jordan. Everything you wan -- "
"Angela, that's not fair."
"Shut up, Sharon. Just shut up."
"So. Cherski. What do you think?"
"I think she's going to break Brian's heart when she realizes that nobody can be like that letter all the time."
"Yup. Let's just hope they get in a couple of good, hard f -- "
"Is that all you think about?"
"What? Sex? Yeah. Well, sex and candy and sometimes -- but only sometimes -- goldfish."
"Ugh."