4 minutes, 49 seconds.
Direct download (right-click and save) an unzipped 3 MB mp3 file from Dropbox.
Backup links: get the file(s) from a Google Drive folder.
Listen to the full podfic:
Backup links: stream at Box.net or at the Google Drive folder linked above.
I have a shiny new mic, and this was the perfect fun short thing to try it out with.
Feedback and constructive criticism: better than a particularly ugly sweater. In plaid.