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Mermaid hooker AU: Adam is a mer-pimp, Kris is a mer-hooker, and there is a plotty plot of plottiness that doesn't have to do with either of these things directly. I'm told it's not, um, complete crap. As long as you aren't expecting kinky inter-species sex, or actually any sex at all, or, like, relationship angst or something.