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    Welcome, friends, to this, a tribute to my own devotion to the television show Boy Meets World. For a long time, I watched it. Then, I began writing down brief opinions and summaries on some of the episodes from memory. Finally, my obsession entered a new stage. I taped several late-night episodes while I slept and then watched the tapes the next day, pausing frequently to be sure I got every detail, every highlight. Because this episode guide was created at so many different stages, and with so many different levels of interest, it truly is: AN INCONSISTENTLY DETAILED EPISODE GUIDE. Please enjoy.

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    A low-budget movie starring Babylon 5's Jason Carter and The Sentinel's Garett Maggart as a vampire and his physician, respectively.

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    Just over a day at the beach, and already his hair was even lighter than usual—practically white—and his skin was darkening to its usual California tan. His eyes were just slits of sea blue, and he was smiling at me. I could feel myself smiling back, broad and goofy. This is what it would be like every morning. Someday.

    I edged my hand out into the sand between us, and his came to meet mine. I am the luckiest guy in the history of the universe.

    “Ah-ah-ahhh!” Vanessa called out.

    I squeezed Jeff’s hand, dropped it, and raised my hand to flip Vanessa the bird.

    “Forget it,” said Jeff, sitting up and brushing the sand off his shoulders. “We’re under a microscope.”

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    24/24
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    44/?
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    15
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    “You’re trying to plant happy memories on me.”

    Charles shakes his head. “I told you, I’m not doing anything to your head.”

    “No, you’re doing it the old-fashioned way.”

    Charles lowers his eyes to his Chardonnay. Has he been that obvious?

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    "It'll probably be a long wait. You want to get some coffee first?"

    What was this, pain endorphins or something? "Uh... Let's just get you signed in. I can run out for whatever you need later."

    Jim nodded, clapped Blair on the shoulder, and looked seriously into his eyes. "You're a good friend."

    Blair gave him a look, and then slowly traced his fingers in the air, left, right, up, down. Jim followed them with his eyes. "What are you doing?"

    "Making sure you don't have a concussion. You didn't hit your head, did you?"

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    Missing scenes from 3x9 "Asylum."

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    And then he was there, standing in the doorway.

    He obviously hadn't put much thought into what he was wearing, but somehow, he made a white T-shirt and jeans look like designer fashion. Unlike most of my shirts, his actually fitted him perfectly, showing off his slim waist and muscular arms. The bright white set off his golden skin perfectly. Around his throat he wore one of those hemp-and-shell surfer necklaces. His pale blond hair had been cut short and stuck out in every direction. He was grinning that wide, friendly, dimpled grin of his.

    Oh, man. Oh, man. I was in trouble.

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    15/15
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    66
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    The sound of his own hoarse voice was surprising. It was probably no louder than a whisper, but it sounded like a shout against a background of nothing. At least he knew he wasn't deaf.

    He rolled his tongue over his swollen lip. Wherever he was, he hadn't been here long. His mouth was still bleeding.

    He was beginning to regret, now, that the last words he'd formed with that mouth had been, "You want to help me, Sandburg, leave me the fuck alone!"

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    Ray laughs shortly. "You don't want me to take you to a…"

    It's weird, he can say anything to her on the phone, but actually sitting with her here, in the car, in the flesh, he can't bring himself to finish his sentence.

    "Oh, please do," says Stella. "Could you? I've never been to a gay bar."

    Same old Stella. Subtle as a jackhammer.

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    "Can we try to be normal?" said Ray. "Just for a day. For like, two hours. I'll be Ray, and you'll be Ben, and that'll be Dief, our dog."

    From the doorway, Diefenbaker whined.

    Ray pointed at him. "You, suck it up. Take one for the team."

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    Fraser smiled slightly, puzzled, like he thought he was playing a game but he didn't quite know the rules. "This is very odd behaviour, Ray. You're just not usually so by-the-book."

    "Sure I am!" said Ray. "I love the book! I live for the book! Without proper procedure, where are we? Nowhere!"

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    Fraser raised his eyebrows thoughtfully. "Lipstick colour names can be rather obscure. I assume it's a metaphor to describe something fragile and lovely but also dangerous and potentially capable of raining hot destruction upon an unsuspecting citizenry. On the other hand, it may refer to the fact that this particular coral shade is common to molten lava and geraniums. Don't lick it."

    "It tastes like Jujubes," Ray reported.

    "Nevertheless, resist the urge."

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    "Is that an eleven foot pole in your bag of holding, or are you just happy to see me?" said Howard.

    "My lance of faith shudders with a radiant pulse," said Raj.

    "That statement doesn't begin to make gameplay sense," Sheldon tsked.

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    "Surely you can imagine a reason to commit a crime which is not in itself bad. If the result of the crime was good..."

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    To state that he was merely homosexual would, I fear, do a grave disservice to the truly dedicated Vancian scholar. Vance's personal psychology was much more complex than any one word yet devised by the so-called "Community" could adequately convey. I daresay even I never knew the true extent of his diverse predilections.

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    "Look, it's a give and take. You have give up some control to get what your senses are trying to tell you. You got to learn to let go. Just relax and let your primal instincts take over."

    "You don't know what you're asking," says Jim.

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    "The food I can almost excuse," Lister continued, on a roll, "but it's not like you haven't had the chance for three million years. I know for a fact holograms can touch themselves."

    "I'm sure you do," Rimmer snorted. "Unlike you, Lister, not everyone has the impulse control of a bonobo monkey. Some of us are more evolved. Some of us have legitimate things to do with our time."

    "Yeah, but you don't," Lister pointed out.

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    14
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    "God," Rodney moaned. "This is simultaneously my best dream and my worst nightmare."

    "Why?" asked Sheppard. "Afraid you're going to get hit on by a guy?"

    "I didn't even think of that! Do you really think I'll get propositioned?"

    "Sure, Rodney," said Sheppard seriously. "You've got an awfully pretty mouth."

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    112
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    19
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