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    Victor makes it his goal to get Katsuki Yuuri, figure skater, to the first page of Google results. There is no way he could let such a brilliant skater be overshadowed by Katsuki Yuuri, winner of some stuffy academic medal, who is probably 50 and balding.

    Or: Yuuri has made a name for himself outside of figure skating, and athletes are slow on the uptake.

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    Grad student Yuuri is late to his study group, but nobody has his phone number or university email. One “Yuuri Katsuki Wayne State” Google search later and… Why does Yuuri have a Wikipedia page?

    Loosely based on SkyGem’s retirement prompt.

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  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    When he kissed Yuuri for the first time, Viktor assumed that would be the end of any public romantic gestures between them. Yuuri, however, had other plans.

    Five times Viktor was surprised by Yuuri’s penchant for public displays of affection, and one time he wasn’t surprised at all.

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  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    It wasn’t hard to spot a 180cm platinum blond in Fukuoka International Airport. Especially when he was the only person wearing sunglasses. Indoors. At night.

    Mari picks Viktor up at the airport when he returns from Moscow. Without Yuuri there to play his usual role of interpreter, they learn to communicate around their linguistic, cultural, and personal barriers.

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  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Step 1: run
    Step 2: keep running
    Step 3: apologize for keeping secrets from your husband
    Step 4: enjoy the make-up sex

    For Victor's birthday, Yuuri got him the decapitated head of one of his mortal enemies. But when Yuuri's birthday rolls around, he finds out that Victor forgot to tell him some things. And uses his car to smuggle rifles.

    "What kind of self-respecting policeman would think to check a hot pink Cadillac for illegal guns?"

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