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    The compromised wormhole was ripping apart at the seams, sending everyone spiraling away in completely different directions. Lance could feel himself being pulled and bent in ways he was definitely not supposed to be.
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    Stitching the team back together after everyone is separated is difficult, and for one Paladin rescue wouldn't be coming for a very long time.

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    9 Jul 2016

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    Keith doesn’t respond, but he does smile - which is honestly better, in Lance’s opinion - and Lance starts to worry that maybe he should have applied more sunblock when the tips of his ears grow hot.

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    snapshots of Keith and Lance's getting together.

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    9 Jul 2016

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    "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Don't you know how to drive? With a car like this, you can't tell me you just love to mosey on down the road like a goddamn geezer," he taunted. "What is this? Just a bit of daddy's money and mommy's rules?"

    "I'll show you geezer, mullet-head!"

    Au Prompt: You’re getting chased by the police and you just jumped in my car and yelled drive, wtf man (except it's not cops because Lance's mom would kill him for bringing home a wanted teen)

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    6 Jul 2016

  4. Rec *

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    Lance has a boyfriend. Lance does not realize he has a boyfriend. Keith, understandably, does not react well.

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    29 Jun 2016

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    "You're really into him," Hunk mutters, and wow, Lance's face is on fire. Hunk is killing him.

    "Look, read into how you like, Freud, just make sure that if I die Keith knows I totally would've mowed his ass like grass. That way, I can laugh hysterically at his emotionally-constipated expression from the afterlife."

    Or: Lance is badly injured and has a few skeletons in his closet. Or maybe just the one.

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    29 Jun 2016

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