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Nobody calls you by your first name.
At the office, you go by Mister Egbert or just Egbert alone, but only to the few coworkers you consider close enough to allow the privilege.
At home, your son just calls you Dad.
To others still, you’re pipefan413.
You prefer it, honestly.
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3 May 2013
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When you were a kid, you went on a field trip to a glass-making studio. You watched, fascinated, as the artists blew through those thin tubes, made these bubbles of orange molten glass swell, waited to tie them off. They let the kids try it. Most of the bubbles were too small to be useful, just little lumps of liquid sand that got melted down and played with again. Your bubble, though—you blew too hard, and the glass got so thin that it broke when you tried to tie it off. That's how you feel now.
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Deeply-closeted John lets Dave top him for the first time.
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- Part 1 of The Big Banging Theory
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24 Mar 2013
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“John, he’s my brother. I’m not putting him in a fucking hotel for a week just because of your delicate feefees.”
John and Dave are roommates. Roommates who occasionally have sex. Roommates who frequently have houseguests. Roommates who occasionally have sex with their houseguests. Bro is one of those houseguests. Sex ensues.
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- Part 4 of The Big Banging Theory
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19 Mar 2013
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you don't love but god do you yearn for him, yearn until your heart beat-beats, beat-beats in your chest and you'll rip apart the entire galaxy for him but you don't love him, you don't, you don't and he's your entire world.
(john loves being penetrated and dave doesn't know what to do because with him he has to be careful, with him he has to be slow and it's so different from everyone else he's had sex with because with john there's always this veil of denial, this delicacy that will shatter if you so much as prod it with a feather.
he can do slow. Goddamn can he do slow, in all the times they've had sex he's always been slow, always went along with what john wanted but now that he was in a position of power he didn't know what to do.)Series
- Part 3 of The Big Banging Theory
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19 Mar 2013
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Ten years later and John still hasn't come to terms with himself. He has a tendency of getting drunk and sleeping with guys, even though he's "straight". And one of the few people he trusts enough to get drunk around is Dave.
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- Part 1 of two beer queer
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18 Mar 2013
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Bro/Dirk smut for Matt based on their headcanon. <3
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10 Mar 2013
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Dave knows carapaces are asexual. Droog knows Dave's craving him. There has to be a way to compromise.
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22 Feb 2013
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After Dave's interaction with an internet stalker comes to a terrible conclusion, he travels to Washington to spend summer break with John. However, as he tries to hide what happened to him while formulating means of coping by himself, his relationships with those around him become strained and twisted.
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- Part 2 of O phantoms!
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10 Feb 2013
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Anachronistic snapshots of Bro's relationship to Dave, in all its variegation.
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24 Jan 2013
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Super gay alternate universe brothers have a lot of super gay sex together.
Alternatively titled "Elevator Music Was My Magnum Opus And The Followup Was Simply Not As Good".
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11 Jan 2013
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“You can push me farther than that, you know.”
John/Dave, Dave trying to get John to try some new things in the bedroom.
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7 Jan 2013
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Dave didn't want to go to the fucking beach for vacation. He's scared of the water.
Then he almost drowns and is saved by a certain merman by the name of John.
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6 Jan 2013
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mindless unhealthy relationship kink porn from an AU where john and dave end up becoming serial killers (later on than in this piece)
everything you need to know is in the tagsBookmarked by xzombieparade
30 Dec 2012
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Dave moves back into his apartment after the game, and tries to deal with his brother's absence. Moving on may be more difficult than he thought.
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28 Dec 2012
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Close the Curtains (So the Neighbors Don't See) by literarytonguetied for horse
Homestuck
20 Dec 2012
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“Come on, Bro, I’m not gonna break.”
His hand is at your crotch in a flash and you really should have seen it coming, but he’s pulling and pressing and it hurts it feels so good.
“You sure about that, kid?”
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25 Dec 2012
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happy pornshots guys
most are johndave and brojohn but others too
this is literally all pwp
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24 Dec 2012
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Sometimes Dave really does think he wants the attention.
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12 Dec 2012
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From a suggestion on tumblr.
Anonymous asked you: dave discovers that whenever he calls bro daddy bro pretty much becomes putty in his hands
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6 Nov 2012
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Dave is suddenly alone and leaves his whole world behind; a Mr. Egbert takes him in and slowly guides him back to his feet. They both stumble and fall in the process.
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30 Oct 2012
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30 Oct 2012